Real good, real good Real good, real good Real good, real good Real good, real good Real good, real good Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to Real Good Show, America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast. Back again with another edition, episode 74. This time, and this time I really remember to say the episode number at the beginning of the show. Inst!, that's usually going to block a lot of shots for the majority of the career which will inflate a sense of worth that might not really be there if he played in a more analytics-driven era.
Certainly, that was the case towards the tail end of his career. This is the only 74 that NHL.com has given me. I don't think you'll be able to get it, but I'm just in more sense. Give me a hint here.
Joined once again, as always. Bye. Stevenheck. John Cullen.
And yeah, give us a sense. This is a sense, man. 74. Oh, Merrick Malik.
Played for Buffalo. Oh, I think St. Lewis. Oh, oh, uh, J.
McKee. Boom. Well, it's done. I really think you're going to do that.
That's pretty impressive. Yeah, you're, I totally, because I actually could picture him wearing 74. Once he said Buffalo, I was on board. He was drafted with the pick that conox traded for Alex Mcgillney.
Oh, really? I'd rather have Alex Mcgillney. So, Vancouver tie. Hopefully.
Did he, uh, maybe wrong. I thought, OK, but I kind of thought, actually, that the prevailing sentiment was that he was a pretty good player. Really? I mean, until later, obviously.
But I don't know. I mean, because I thought he played a lot on their Cup Run. Like, he was like the top 4D, right? For Buffalo.
Yeah, for Buffalo. I think Connor Neelin will let us know. Yeah. Is he on Buffalo?
Oh, Andrew Meyer, I think, is the biggest saber's fan. Neelin is a lot of our sabers. And they're your listeners, of course. Yeah, well, because they're right.
And Nick, Ogeo, Octotherap. They're both Buffalo. Well, it's probably because they, like, Buffalo is such a trash sports city. They really level with us.
Oh, yeah. That's definitely where it is. I mean, that's like, we have Tom as well, right? Yeah, yeah.
Well, Cleveland's been pretty good. Well, no, no, but generally speaking. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. But Akron is still, you know, quite, quite poopy. Yeah, it's a shit hole for shit.
It's definitely a shit hole. And while somebody might say it's more of a shit hood. I would call it a dump. I just tend to think of James McKeas being, like, the Ryan Johnson of Defenseman.
Yeah. Like, oh, so good. He's blocking shots always. The Ryan Johnson of Defenseman is Murray Baron.
That is? Yes, that's a good one. They both played for St. Louis, and they both played for Vancouver as well.
That's right. But, like, ultimately, if you block a ton of shots, it just means if you never have the puck ever and are always in your own zone. I remember thinking Murray Baron was great growing up, because I was like eight years old or nine or whatever. And I was like, man, that's got blocks.
He leaves the league and shot blocks every year. Also, like, what a name. Oh, Murray Baron. People here really liked Ryan Johnson.
He was bad. Oh, I know. But he liked it. And he did block a lot of fucking shots.
And it was the way he blocked the shot. So he came in at a time when the Canucks had not had an NHL quality fourth line center throughout the entire known as era. Right. So one of Gillis's first things was, like, I'm going to go out and get Darcy Hortechuck and Ryan Johnson and really shore up the fourth line.
All I can remember about Darcy Hortechuck is when he had his newborn baby and posed in the Provenge shirtless with his newborn baby in his arms. All right. When he hit Marty, then they put it in the Canucks dressing room forever, and they used to make fun of him. So he's looking at me like you don't remember that.
I'm trying to remember who the MMA fighter that he did fight training in the Chuck L'dell. He's going to be so good now. He was like five seven. Part of Chuck was huge.
Really? I mean, he was like a middleweight. No, he was like, he was like, he's like the average side for a four out and four. So he lost a lot of fights, I feel like, or maybe I'm just thinking of Tom.
Oh, no, he was six one. Maybe I'm thinking of like anyone who fights for a Vancouver. I just feel like he was like an elite middleweight. Like he was never.
Yeah, you're probably right. Like he wasn't fighting the, you know, he's all because of that one single Chuck L'dell training. He was fun. I like hard.
Yeah, he was fun. But like prior to Ryan Johnson, the fourth line center in Vancouver was like Tommy Santolot. Oh, Tommy Santolot. That's a big hole.
That's a big hole. He's the best fourth line center in the entire NHL. Nobody has seen a guy like this on their fourth line ever before. Yeah, he played him up.
He played him up. He's like five games. He was bad. Did the Canucks have Arbudson for a while?
Arbudson was a winger. He was half a season. He was really, really good. And then destroyed his knee against Washington.
He killed his leg against the outside. Wasn't it in the boards? Was it against the game? I think it was, it was mid-ice.
I think he just caught caught in a rut down there. I just remember that game was on pay-per view. Yeah. So I didn't get to pay-per view.
That was the week that he had got put on the siddine line and was lighting it up. He was one of their best line mates ever. And then destroyed his very good number. That's actually an underrated what if moment.
What if Arbudson had got injured? He was really good. Yeah. With the twins.
And that was one of the biggest Canucks free agent grabs. Yeah, I remember that. I remember that. I remember that.
I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that.
I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that.
So you had a lot of hot takes. You had a bit of hot. Yeah, like your Twitter was like a long time ago. I didn't have like eight in the morning.
So I thought I just like sneak it out there with the whole amount of attention. I don't know how, like most of them were just robots though. Right. It's because today- Console controller.
They were announcing the Nintendo Switch today. So I just wanted Nintendo stuff going around. Yeah, so my hot take was that the N64 controller is the worst console controller of all time. And I firmly stand by that.
No. It is it was nice. I was nice. How can you say that?
And then post the picture of the Dreamcast one with the cord underneath. Yeah. And then was it grand posted the picture of the Sega Saturn controller which looks like a dis-man? I mean I never held the second Saturn controller so I can't like that was like and then your Xbox controller was a disaster I have fond memories of the plate.
Yeah, you have gigantic hands. That's true. This is me. But actually no wait Don't you have small hands?
No, I don't I never understood why your mom said that to me. Yeah, I got pretty big hands Yeah, I mean I just have very skin handling Xbox controller dainty fingers I just think that like here's a real hot take the worst controller ever in terms of comfort was the NES controller You ever actually yeah, cuz it's a square yeah, you've ever had the oh, it's horrible like Ryan Lambert said that that was his favorite controller in terms of Simple it's simple, but it's not comfortable hold it from like you ever had no It's terrible under rated if you ever had like a two if you've ever had like a two-hour gaming session on NES It's horrible your hands will cram underrated should you controller and maybe because I was like an Xbox 360 guy But the ps3 controller and the ps2 controller I fucking hate they were so cheap right and they were so light And like the new one now has like half the ps4 has like half to it I like the original PlayStation controller is like incredibly lightweight and I just don't yeah I feel it just feels so shitty and cheap make up your mind man the Xbox one is too heavy you the fucking Goldilocks of The ps4 one is perfect controllers too light this controller is too heavy. I didn't say the Xbox one is too heavy It's too big. It's like a big circle.
It's huge Yeah, I really like the they had a down-seize a slim down version that they were all the way but the original Xbox controller is the only controller Where the mad cats version is better. I had the small mad cats version right and everyone ever I had friends over to play We'd like we'd go for the small mad cats when it was a little green wine It was like this big compared to this huge one and everyone would go for the mad cats one But here's my argument as to why it's better than the n64 one It's like I have great memories of playing like perfect dark or golden eye or any number of n64 games shadows of the Empire Whatever any number wave race did con racing you name it I have time all of them. I got fond memories of that But those are all outweighed by my contempt for that controller I actually I have my fondness for halo is like overriding any complaints that I might have about that But see like to me gold and I I loved the strafing with the sea buttons like I thought that was awesome Yeah, how you could straight you could strafe with a with a left and right sea buttons I wasn't a huge golden eye fan on what no I didn't I didn't that was enough friends that you could play it No, I liked Mario party Mario Kart was pretty fun. The best is original smash bros.
Yeah, so good Definitely Mario party was we were talking with that came up on Twitter today To where you had to do the games where you just had to rotate the stick of a circle This is a controller designed for you to have like three hands not really just move back and forth although there was this sweet control Scheme in gold and I where you could play with two controllers where in gold and I like you singular would play with two controllers I can't remember like why it even existed but I think there's like videos on YouTube of like some nerd that's like mastered the Control scheme I don't know I have no idea what the benefit is but there is definitely a control scheme on gold and I where you use two controllers That bulky Xbox controller is the first controller to have like a gun trigger on it, but no No, it's because N64 this says that's not trigger. That's a button where I trigger that is a trigger Man, you think that there would be a trigger there. It's just about that's a trigger. Well, no they call it the Z button Well, whatever it feels like it's not like popping back out into place when you like no It's the shape of a trigger.
It is the shape of a trigger. That's just a button underneath No, but the way comes out on an angle. It's a shape of a trigger still a button anyway Let's thank some donors. Yeah, well, you know, we talked about video games for a little while there.
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Why the head full of ideas? I've never heard 21 pilots, but oh is it basic? It's not but worse. Okay.
I've no I've literally never heard a 3. It's like it's like 21 pilots, but the choruses are like corn Oh, that sounds awesome. It's if you can read auras. Yeah, let's see.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah, so I Crazy thing happened this past weekend I So we talked on the show before about how I have not really been legitimately blocked How like Jalen Rose blocked me for tweeting 81 I didn't block me even block the show and he didn't block stuff. I've got 81 like a thousand Yeah, so I guess I got lucky that's kind of average for an NBA player. I guess right to block one and four shots That's fair.
That's fair. Nice. I don't think Jalen Rose blocked too many shots at all. I think he's a point guard, isn't he?
But but you certainly didn't block any the night Kobe Bryant scored 81 of the Raptors. Um, so I I uh, yeah, I got I got my first legitimate block. I was blocked by a 2017 enemy Steve Daniel For for him being a fucking asshole I got blocked by your enemy like I got blocked by my enemy right away when I called it on the episode I said I want to get blocked by him and the worst part is that you'll have to see his just like Oh, yeah, I promoted to the sports net for yeah Like it'd be great like it was a favor that he blocked me like I don't think he really understood that part of it Because he also you need to block him for you to not ever see his stuff retweeted. No.
No. Oh, oh, oh, maybe Yeah, oh, you're still gonna. Okay. Yeah.
Well, you might know you won't see it. I don't think you'll see retweet it and also Someone quotes his tweets. Yeah, it won't show anything there. Yeah, I don't say no.
Call it. Yeah, exactly. Well, they're your favor Yeah, oh, yeah, so basically what happened was see I'm still not positive you ever listen to the show I don't think so. Yeah, cuz I basically what happened was Jeff Leer Jeff Vayette of Leafs Nation has been tweeting since the beginning of the year a hashtag The Leafs are actually good and to the point where he was saying that he thinks the Leafs are gonna compete for the cup as early as next year He's been writing articles about it and now it seems the Leafs are actually good and for full context Jeff has been getting Absolutely ripped for this from day one for months and Super nice dude lost like 200 pounds great guy.
I'm not just saying that cuz he listens to the show now No, I mean, maybe I am yeah, well whatever it doesn't really matter who listens to the show and who doesn't but definitely One of us. Well, no, I was gonna say it's a former internet fact guy. That's why he will forever Okay, you got it. Nice perfect.
I was never a fat guy. Neither was I but I'm getting fat Actually, I know I popped a button on my pants this week. Whoa shit. Holy Christ.
You're getting huge I just had really skinny pants before thing Lettuce sandwich no as much stuff I ate like two entire pizzas No, maybe it was your dick, but maybe you got a big maybe you got it like an extra chub in the pop I'm pretty small dick. Okay, fair enough. I guess maybe your foreskin. Your foreskin get caught in the button and pop it Here's the thing I think as a kid I zipped my I caught my foreskin in the zipper.
Oh, man That's that's I don't have that problem right scream That was like four years old my dad had to come upstairs and nice deal with it Nice, so he performed the bris there. Well, no, I didn't I think it was just where I got pinched like I got am It wasn't like that Ben's door movie something about Mary gets that knows you lander No, there's something about Mary's where he gets his dick cotton nose your lander. He gets his Forcekin there's like a whole subplot about it where he did I just imagine that yeah, it's in there's something about Beans no, there's a new lander scene. It's not seen it's like a very important part of the movie where he gets his force Okay, you're doing a fucking bit anyway So okay, what were you so anyway?
Jeffler has been getting roasted and now it appears the Leafs are actually good And so he spent a Saturday morning kind of bragging about it and then Steve dangle Tweeted out something to the effect of like oh wow like great to see all these tweets like from one guy like oh now I was like yeah I think the really important thing now is not that the team was good but that somebody was right about it Right, and so then I quote tweeted that and I was like wow That's pretty rich coming from a guy whose entire brand is self-congratulation Which isn't super true and then he responded by saying you're just mad that I didn't have you on my podcast and which I feel like That somebody ratted us out putting them on the enemies list because I don't think he listens to that no we definitely got like Interactions from his listeners who claims to be our listeners right right? Oh, listen to your show all the time and you guys suck compared to him and had some like weird Belgian name But he's very tatavito. Yeah, okay, I mean in whatever fucking rogue tenor ass and a name So yeah, so it's like for a roshays rival exactly that's the Armenian for a Great I'm here from Steve dangle podcast get real. He has a better podcast than you guys as a fan you guys aren't as good Sorry, I've listened to your show that was actually the racist AI that was Steve day.
Yeah Sorry, I've listened to your show So anyway, I it was funny because I really didn't care that I wasn't invited on this podcast Yes, I asked to be on his podcast I've talked about that on the show before because he has a lot of listeners first Whatever reason and wanted to capitalize as a touring comedian visiting another city It is a completely normal thing to try and book yourself on to podcast in that city Absolutely, I did like you're the first person on earth to ever attempt to do that I was so odd and then I just kept tweeting him like so he didn't know who you are also No, he's been following me for over three years like he's been following me forever I had a good tweet about the Leafs once and he just followed me and he's been following me ever since so then I said like I'm definitely not mad about not being on your podcast like it's only fine You don't have to have me on your podcast and then he just proceeded to say that like his whole thing was that he wasn't having me on a show because he didn't know me and I was like, okay, bud Like that's definitely not what happened the exact messages were hey any friend of Matt right as a friend of mine And my whole thing was like oh, yeah, you didn't invite me on your podcast because you think I don't know as much about hockey as you Because that's what he said. Yeah, it's like oh, it's an important time for hockey news So like you know really having like some dumb fuck comedian on is really not gonna work Yeah, that's basically what he said and so I was like listen man And then I think he just thought that I was tweeting at him like very angrily which I wasn't I kept telling him like man I don't get mad online, which I don't like I I I got mad online once and that was that Taj but like I never got and I totally fucking whipped his ass But I've never gotten mad online other than that and it's so it's just weird that he was like he was just acting like I was basically yelling at him on Twitter, which I wasn't and then he yeah, so anyway he like blocked and blocked me Yeah, and he said that he said that I don't I haven't even had everyone that I know on my show Yeah, I have somebody that I don't know on my show well I don't know half the guests who've been on our show Yeah, they're just cool people and we bring them on and it tends to work out yeah Regardless I have had to have that conversation with people before where I'm like people really want to be on the show And I'm like you know what we might have some guest spots coming up in the summertime or whatever But I'm also like very protective of the show Yeah, and like I don't just let everybody on and that's a difficult conversation I mean that's really that Jesse on the very five episode but also it's better to be honest and be like yeah I really just don't think like this can be like yeah, I'm sorry, but like I'm just really like it's my baby Yeah, yeah, absolutely You don't let people hold your a problem is that he big time to you and he doesn't think that he did but he fucking for sure 100% Oh, yeah, that's exactly the quote was that there was no way to interpret it other than you are dumber than me And I'm more popular than you fuck you that's the only possible way it could be interpreted So to the point where I took a screenshot of his things and sent it to him He was still denying it and then he blocked me then one of his I mean I have four Twitter accounts So I just looked at his Twitter after some guy was like because that the end open and well that too Yeah, so the next thing he did was he says to me or this guy was like because oh the last line in his tweet was something about like Maybe we could save it for later. So like all that hockey stuff is gonna be going on Be an evergreen but yeah, maybe we could have you on the show I'll just fuck around and release it some other time exactly like when I did that white cap spot gas And we really didn't talk about the white caps that much It's kind of the same thing That's what he was sort of thinking and then it never ended up happening and then some guy just responded like yeah Pretty sure we'll save it for later is just a nice way of saying no without hurting your feelings It's not gonna hurt your feelings. They know yeah Oh, just say no, especially all he had to do was say and he didn't eat this is a nice Tell me if this is a nice way of saying no.
Hey man, sorry I just really I've never met you before I don't really know you so I don't want to have you on the show Does that mean no that sound mean at all that if that was the reason he didn't have me on the show He could have easily just said sorry man like I don't really know you so but you know we thank all the listeners for donating to the show I'd also like to thank all the listeners who messaged Yeah, so many with plenty of experiences with this gentleman big-timing them as well He's just a fucking asshole Steve if you're listening to the show guess what a lot of fucking people that you think like you fucking hate absolutely despise You and we were celebrated for having the fucking guts to stand up and say fuck this guy I think you have just it. Let's not just it's not just it's not just it's just it's just it's and they're scared to be like Justin this guy you're making it's not like you're making it sound like okay We did the black power fist the next You know what though this is not we are looking at a future where he is like the next Tim and Sid and if nobody says anything about how he sucks That'll happen well I said kind of suck this is okay. So I'm yeah No, I'm just like courageous and like I don't know if that is you know we're heroes It was like the final scene of Star Wars to know okay, well, I mean that's you know it's like flower petals coming down We all that metals it was great. Yeah, we won the Castle run I Like YouTube guy which is like if that's heroic.
I mean I'm fucking yeah, you're you are here You're a true hero. It's been a while since I've gotten heated. I like it. It's not my feud all the men I like to get he'd know it's but I've also been held hostage by that podcast.
So kind of yeah Yeah, I was in this game to know we can move from that to the opposite. Yeah, let's go to the opposite because he definitely yeah So anyway, thank you for what I think congratulations. Well, do you have anything left to say there? No, no, you know, you know, you know, yeah, oh, yeah, oh this was the only thing I was gonna say was that after he blocked me This is how nice of a guys he is this guy said you know Oh, I think that you know that him saying save it for later was just a nice way of not hurting your feelings and Steve replied to this This is after he blocked me and I thought and he said yeah, duh, obviously, that's what I was saying Thank you for noticing like I that's when he said like I've had friends on I've had friends that I haven't even had on my show yet Get bent in all capitals.
That's what he said. Oh, of course. There's an all caps scream. That's keeping it Yeah, I scream get bent and then he might be the kind of scream.
I got heated. Okay, that wasn't screaming Was that it? That was a heated yell. Yeah, that's true scream to me the voice has to like crack a bit regardless That's not what we like now that good.
Yeah, I'm speaking of bad guests on shows This guy was a very bad guess on the show very fast guess that we've ever had on a real good show Yeah, you may remember that there was some hype around who's it gonna be and a lot of people were like, oh really? It's this guy. Yeah, absolutely good. Some of those people were hosts of the show We played it out pretty big good friend of the show tomstrance tomstrance you may remember back from episode 11 and episode 36 or 37 I can't remember I was at 11.
I thought it was 10. I was at 11 and 37. Okay, okay, I'll leave you I don't know and I probably write about that. I'm not even checking.
I'm literally not checking no He's not know that I'm right so regardless Tom You may know because if you follow hockey on Twitter was scooped up by the Florida Panthers He has followed the long trail of Canucks army alumni down to Florida and now John both you and I have contributed to Canucks army Yes with Tom as the editor. Yeah, I was part of a round table Yeah, I'll say this to people who work on the next I hope well say this for people who work for the Panthers look forward to Tom Not paying you that's gonna be what's gonna happen there because he said he was gonna pay me the never did But he's not the vice president of communications and public relations and all or an NHL team and I'll just somebody who started out Just blogging in a basement. Yeah, or as the case may be blogging on his work computer at work Well, I should have been doing work right like it worked out. Yeah, it's worked out.
That was a lot of time saying work I thought you're in the work work work work work work. I'll say this It's nice to finally see someone who has no qualifications whatsoever get a job. I mean how nice is that? Yeah, I have a job.
Yeah, but you have qualifications. You're making internet. No, he's really good at explaining things though Yeah, but that's been the whole problem with Florida all your long because they need somebody to explain what they're doing Honestly, like I don't know if you'll listen to this episode if he does he knows this all tongue and cheek and I like Tom a lot I just think it's really funny that like that's what so many people were saying is though Like that's what he wrote on his resume like I'm applying for VP vice president of communications of one of only 30 jobs That exists like this in one of the biggest professional sports leagues in the world And he's wrote pretty good at explaining things guys. That's kind of a crazy way to get a job Well, I've explained some stuff before and I'm pretty good that that team is like pretty heavy.
Oh, yeah Yeah, I'm not going to arm me at this point. Absolutely. I don't want to belabor this point too much No, Jason Botchford has already made it But yeah, it is a loss to hockey writing in general Because like Tom is like one of the only people who's really good at taking the whole picture and tying it together taking like Statistics and charts and everything and writing like good quality writing and combining all of those things into something that a layman can read and understand For sure because like during the game earlier this evening. I saw a tweet from an advanced statistic statistician statistician.
I should say statistician Blake Micah McCurdy or something like that Yeah, I can't believe there are people out there who don't know how good Kristana is and he posted a chart that was just like fucking ink Blots it was like a rosh arch test Roar Shatch Whatever Rorschach test a roar Shatch I had a lesson of my idea what that chart meant and I did how to say Rorschach Alright, like I can't believe that people don't get this. Yeah, look at these fucking He's one of the worst impressionist ink blots. Can't you see how good this guy is? Definitely one of the worst for that.
No, I need words to go with that. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, that's very good Congratulations, and of course we get to take credit to cuz he's a product of the I just bump baby that's something coming up now that we've I mean how long we've been wanted to do this for at least a month And so long and it's not pushback and pushback and pushback night and pushback. It's here moving the chocolates for this Yeah, so I this is Justin said this up I see this on Twitter earlier today that I would finally be opening a stadium specific pack of trading cards that I've had sitting Around the house for the past six years.
These are BC place trading cards every kid's dream I hope they find that they're stalking Christmas I think I either got these little white caps game during the season at Empire Field or I got these at the final BC lines Game at Empire Field before they move back. They're just really trying to promote BC place How great the renovated BC place is gonna be I'll say this feels like a very 90s Like it's shocking the number of things that had trading cards in the 90s Like every TV show every like every property ever like I've pumped go based on the show before and I was just listening to like episode 30 of that April Richardson was talking about how she has saved by the bell trading cards Like it was just like every possible thing you could imagine how to trade in cards So this kind of brings us back. Oh, but this is in 2011 I'm hoping for is that they have like numbers on them So, you know how many total like we're missing I had like Batman returns and like Jurassic Park trading cards Right like movie stills on them, right? Those make more sense than a stadium.
We didn't have the internet You couldn't look up photos and shit back there. Yeah, so this is I mean, yeah, God only knows what they came out of 2011 I opened six years and I never opened them because I felt like they might be valuable if they were unopened Well, they are See if I can find them on eBay, maybe they're valuable content. Yeah, so you look and find them on eBay before I open I don't want to if this is worth something Um, probably not like spoil it though. Yeah, look.
There you go. Okay. Yeah, you can find sealed sealed packs on eBay for 99 cents I'm glad I held on these for six years real value That was like I did remember when we should buy like 50 of them when the three available When the when the phantom menace came out and Star Wars did all that I collected all of them And I saved them forever thing like all this is gonna be huge And I remember like I had them in my room in my closet for almost a decade I'd say and then you find I have a sub-bulb a Mountain-domb. Exactly.
And then I'm like totally yeah, that's exactly I've never even seen Star Wars. I just thought this would be cool But I literally have never seen it and I just went all over trying to find I mean that's cool Like you're a 12 year old kid going all over town trying to find these cans I had all 16 I went on eBay and I found like mint condition cans in a holder like a cardboard collectible holder And it was like $12. I didn't even have the fucking holder big money. Yeah big money Like let's see what they're going for right now.
Like we've even gone One star wars we should buy the desert storm trading cards I think we should buy those we should actually make us a bit where we buy secure trading card packs and just open them every like Once a month or something. Yeah, I mean I've been looking for if our listeners want to send us random trading card packs off eBay I like two dollars apiece my addresses on the website. So you send us a Back to give you a shout on the show episode one phantom menace 23 can set and display case is only going for 30 us There's 20 people watching this right now. Yeah, so people are into it.
Wow, but I don't remember I wrote one there was a 23 cans, but I definitely remember these ones down. I had them all we should open these cards So it's happening right now. I'm really extending this year But yes, so what were you saying people are sending us more packs? They should send us random or we could buy three off of eBay No, no, but I mean there's like the cold ones Yes, it's storm just obscure like I'm gonna be any skier trading place just specific just get us random like two dollar trading card packs up eBay send us Yeah, that's good We're seeing other shit So card number one is I can't even tell if this is a picture or a painting it looks like the opening ceremonies of the 2010 Olympics Okay, it says 27 massive years and there's historical moments.
Let's show them. It's a lot of incredible history Three of them of BC Oh, no, I think that's a picture. No, this this one has to be an I had some historical moments Has to be an artist rendering of what the new one will put on a table. I'll take a picture This one says blue sky roof.
This is a painting for sure. We're going open there, but hold the rain and that's an artistic rendering of what the open roof will look like It's pretty accurate. That's pretty accurate. Yeah.
Oh, yeah facts It takes 20 minutes to open or close the roof. That's how long it takes open the deck of cards also 3500 person years is the estimated employment directly generated by the project I'm starting to think this is a property and the card number three is tech specs And it's got a picture of like the crown that's on the edge of the arena and it says it all adds up to spectacular Holy Christ, it's got a listing of all of the dimensions. Okay. Yeah, so the amount of snow that the roof can hold is seven million kilograms I'm gonna see okay.
So you're opening an order. Yes, it's card one was first card two was second and card three It's only ten cars total. There's not what else could you have? I mean, yeah, there's like concerts and stuff in here because card number four is just BC Lions And it's a running back breaking a tackle and it says it's a whole new game plan for fans Yeah, the whole new game plan was to wait five years and then shut the upper deck That was the game plan.
No fucking shut her down boys Okay, I will say that was pretty dope that that last season when they still had the upper deck open where you just have like Random pockets of like ten people sitting in various sections Yeah, oh absolutely vape up there. No problem. I don't think anyone was vaping at the time. I've ate and got it in up there I did everything you'd want to do card number five is Major League soccer.
It's not even Vancouver Whitecaps The BC Lions got specific to specific. It's just as MLS. I don't even recognize who this player is that would be Former captain Are you sure I'm 100% oh, yeah, you're right. It's not he's got the same haircut.
It is It's a Martin Ashison DeVos. I think oh, I think you're right. I think it's Jason DeVos. I think No, it's not I don't know if I have no idea who that is card number six is big concerts and it's not artist specific It's like a massive lens flare so you cannot see who could possibly be holding microphone It says your big night out is getting even bigger.
Of course John. You saw Taylor Swift play It was awesome. I'm going to see guns and roses on September 1. I saw the rolling stones their way back That was before the renovation.
Okay. Yeah, the sound system was terrible at the time I believe that card 7 is big events and it's a picture of a fucking car show Yeah, your favorite events are on the move the new BC place will remain the only venue in the province with the space in versatility to hold the biggest Annual consumer shows and exhibition. It was Martin Ash. Yeah Steve has a pole Steve has juice well Steve has a diesel co-owner So you got some juice card number eight is Sustainability and it's a picture of the Vancouver skyline.
I have no idea what that means. Our future is also a greener one So somehow putting this real well It says fucking Millions of dollars 750 million 25% is the energy savings from the new roof alone $1,000 of the daily energy savings and 2011 is the first year that BC place will be carbon neutral Thanks to offsets from the Pacific carbon trust. So I guess that's how that's Christy Clark banked all those so she could build the pipeline Card number nine is BC sports Hall of Fame. Okay.
That's where it is. That's where it is No one goes there. No one goes there. I'm not really holding a torch It says the best of BC sport lives right under our roof I'm pretty sure I can get into there for free.
Oh, yeah, I think I know that child Well, that would have been awesome too, but yeah number 10 number 10 is new experience It's just a photo of what the exterior of the building will look like and says better from top to bottom seems I kind of a cop out to end on that one. I don't know how it's better at the bottom I think the base is the same they really just changed the roof. Yeah, it's yeah, it's the same Better from top to like colored windows and stuff too. So there we go.
What a what a step that was six years in the waiting Yeah, I live is not worth it I wish I had the like blow dust off of the pack But yeah, no, I agree because Stefan what I've done in the past is I've gotten shirts t-shirts from homage.com I've talked about that before and they always send you a pack of cards somehow tangentially related to whatever it is So like when I got the American gladiator shirt, I got an American gladiator's pack of cards I have no idea where they get them from. But yeah, one was I got a 80s like pop stars pack that had like Paula Abdul in it and the go goes Well, that was the worst possible start I know that was exciting to listen to as it was to live through maybe that should be bonus content Five minutes of you opening the cards. That is that's too good. Yeah, I think For free, but we got a couple of clips to get to here today.
Yeah, and one of them I really wanted to fight for to be included last week, but I was shouted down and that's fine But you know, it's just a few weeks old at this point But it's still relevant because we did our clips of the year not that long ago Yes, and during that show we talked about how it would be very difficult for us to witness a call on the level of Bob Costas famous of course RGS Hall of Fame clip that cobs. Yeah, yeah Bob is on his way out Stroke was on his way in or vice versa. Well, anyway, I think people know it. Yeah, you know the show you know the clip Yeah, and we didn't I said personally I said I didn't think we were gonna see a clip on that level ever again Certainly not in 2017 and both of you said we have no idea what the future will bring stop being such a pessimist And I should have listened to you But I didn't I was very depressed until I heard this clip and I perked right up because Bob Costas returns And it is not a clip of the week.
This is a luni's tundis and clipperunis because it took place at a hockey game pretty tenuous Very Canadian Bob Costas is introducing the singer Nelly and Bob proves that he has been just as irrelevant as Nelly It's getting hot in here and maybe you know what the next line is so to paraphrase even though It's not really getting hot in here if it's getting hot in here then take off all your pants. Here's Nelly So many like that's like atrocious It's not getting hot in here. It's not getting hot in here. It's not actually if it was I think we all know the lyrics but to paraphrase if you don't know the lyrics here are the Reminder it is not hot in here.
It is January. It is metaphorically hot. It is actually quite cold and it is very cold Why does that on earth? Yeah, and I can't tell what's more embarrassing in that clip who should be more embarrassed Bob Costas or the NHL itself that Nelly is your Intermission entertainment now.
I know the worst they've had that's for sure best they've had it's a Lewis it's up there Yeah, he's from that and he's a legend in St. Louis still yeah But like I would have rather seen like John Ham reenacting scenes from like the finale of madman I was your John how he was there. That would be horrendous Kidding me for a stadium of 60,000 the greatest thing in the world live theater John ham is going to reenact madman That's all his best scene. You know he's gonna love a live reenactment of something people from St.
Louis Yeah, absolutely. Well, I mean the Civil War reenactments were like the seven yeah probably like no I think some from St. Louis is going to play before well they love him right or they just know him as like the idiot from 30 rock I don't know who knows I think that yeah, okay. Well, I'm just making like cardinal fans in general, but those good clip though It's getting hot and even though it's a ladies to easy quib runny that I think it's still on the running for clip of the year So keep that a minute.
Yeah, definitely. Do you have a clip of the way? It's it's pretty funny. We talked about great games earlier in the show.
Yes, and this was from the lead into the NFL wild card I believe yeah, well, it was a game between the green Bay Packers and the York Giants Right, and this is New York Giants. I think DB. He's a defensive tackle tackle And his name is Damon Snacks Harrison hell yeah being asked about how he feels going into the game despite having no playoff experience I just want to super bowl last night on man With a really bad packer. I go to the playoffs every year on man.
So I have some playoff experience I was using Rogers pretty good on man. So, you know, hopefully I know some of these weaknesses You know man doesn't like You better not even really You see these times right here man I can make anybody great Then there are lots of great loss by the way. Yeah, they lost badly to the final and Aaron Rogers was basically the reason Yeah, I don't know if his weaknesses are prevalent in Madden or this guy just didn't play enough But well Snacks Harrison was controlling him at the time actually yeah, right and he so his thoughts were just doing real great work Yeah, that's just outstanding I mean what do you say to that? You know what?
I see accidentally and this happens to me all the time you put the sliders the wrong way Because sometimes you're like well if the sliders all the way the right is that gonna make them like it's like funbles Like if I put them to the right is that gonna increase bumbles or decrease them like it's not like a negative thing or positive thing So you're gonna be like what sliders for sure Yeah, I'm gonna increase like player movement or you know what I mean? I mean I'm in a bold call last year earlier in the year with regards to rosin and lowery arguing about math fractions Yes that we would hear that again later in December. I'm gonna make the same bold call right now Oh the Madden clip? Oh, yes, it's pretty good I'm gonna make a call to our listeners do not vote that We are going to hear from snacks Harrison once again for sure, you know we have to hear from now Yeah, yeah, it's next time for the twitter mailbag or rather that's not the name of the segment It's not the name anymore.
It is the real good show top three questions of the week Hey, yo, it's the top three questions of the week on real good show. You know what the fuck it is bitch We murder and CFL podcasts up in this motherfucker russel look out Anything good in the mailbag this week boys. Oh, it's three good ones at least. Yeah, I mean we got three I feel like this was a tough week to pam down.
Yeah, I'm gonna. That's a nice question So number three and this is Damien Blaylock a long time long time. I don't think he's been in the mail We're in the top three mail bag at least yeah long time listeners zero time donor. I'm gonna edit I'm gonna edit the questions slightly so I'm gonna say You have to sleep with a random person from the fan base of a sports franchise Who do you choose and I'm gonna choose whatever fan my girlfriend is a fan of team wise?
Oh, that's bullshit No, it's not that's a great answer. Listen to you. That's a good answer. That's a good answer Yeah, that's the answer of a guy who's girlfriend No, you know what it's like one of us Don't be a terrible boyfriend cuz you don't even know what team she's a fan of she doesn't like sports Yeah, I was gonna say she probably doesn't like Secretly she actually know you know what she likes we went to a Rangers Canucks game and she liked the Rangers uniforms.
Oh, really? Oh, yeah, that was my first one. Yeah, that was my first one. Yeah, that was my first one.
Yeah, that was true But he's a beautiful man. Well, he is. Yes. Uh, yeah, I'll say so I'll say whatever Rangers.
Okay, I guess okay Uh, I'm gonna go with a Montreal Canadiens and see you know that is also your girlfriend. Oh, man You might think you might think that I'm picking this because Kerry is a Canadian fan. Yeah, that is what I know you're not correct Have you been to Montreal man? There is there's something in the water over there.
Yes. I've been to Montreal several times Yes, you have. Yeah, just for laughs. Yeah, the world's largest comedy festival.
How are you doing Steve? City full of beautiful women. There's a lot of beautiful man is a Beautiful man to yes, sure Yeah, I just wanted to cover everyone's bases. I don't leave any person.
Okay. Well, okay. Well my turn I mean, yeah, I'm going Montreal. All right, so you guys both pushed out and chosen I did not it's called being smart I'm not late it.
Well, I no longer have a girlfriend so I can answer this question anyway I want break up break down episode 74 So I'm gonna choose maple leaves because I've never dated a maple leaf fan I've always dated Canucks fans because I've obviously lived in Vancouver my entire dating life I think one of my girlfriends kind of like sorta tried to be a leaf span for my sake But like I would love to date like an actual true leaf span that loves Austin as much as I do Who bleeds blue? Absolutely like I've okay. Let's think about this today I think about awesome Matthews like just randomly like all you'll just pop into my head like eight plus times a day And you know what awesome Matthews thinks about you. I know he does which is great We did find that out.
Do you guys see that dance that I posted? Oh my god? So and I will say this also I would let my girl. I would be cocked by Austin I would let my girlfriend do awesome at these not That would be huge for the show you want to watch if that was like a bit no, I don't need to watch no It's up to them, so okay, if they get their permission it's filmed and I mean that would be so huge for the show They would be we just had a video of awesome at these fucking yeah Pretty good actually regardless of like the cut the cut situation.
That's just another layer in the cake The cake is awesome at the cake is better if we don't get permission. Would it be a good would it be a good? That's illegal. So we have compromats on him Oh, I love that term because they're like all the people on Twitter like we're gonna start saying confer mat now It's like a combination of it's just black male and they're like it's just like a Russian term for black male But it's different than black male.
It's compromising material on someone. That's what fucking black man It's just an English portmante. Oh, yeah, it's a cool word. Yeah, anyway We wouldn't have to talk to Jackson about Austin.
We could talk to Austin about Jackson But we're not black mailing awesome Matthews with a non-existent sex I'm just saying that like I'm just picturing me watching the sex tape about wearing my Austin Matthews jersey I'm wearing four hats and Austin Matthews jersey is watching the tape. Thank you. Where's the condom really high up to? Probably just at the top of his head, please like what the hell's going on?
He's like I can't get it on He's definitely come on the show now. Oh, man. I would love for us to come on the show I was I said I we finally made like a list of it again minus on the show Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true I put on the list that I want to have Austin a show this year because we have said that before kind of whatever we say We want someone on the show.
It just happens if your girlfriend got pregnant from this experience How thrilled would you be to raise us and Matthews's baby? I mean no, I would love him like he was my own That's true every time we asked him on the show or say like I want this person, you know what? I want I'll beg daddy the head of Isis on the show Happening we're gonna capture this fucker. Perfect.
The real good show. It's not even a bomb. It's a pre-bomb. Yeah, yeah It's like so it's a promise.
Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, I would love to have also on the show I don't I really can't envision a world where he's like allowed to do our show well, especially after this thing Yeah, but if he was that I would love to have a I want to see him fuck so it's we could just have him be on the show and he could like take an assumed name Like right like we're joined this week by Felix beaterman Boston It's question number two. Okay. This is an interesting one and we chose it because well, you'll see why this is from Ryan Reese at Poopy Dollar and he says and then asks you had a dream last night that I got a drag a That he pronounced it. Yeah, dr.
J. Stuck in my ear and I asked all of you how to get it out So so first of all the thing here is that you have a dream about three of us which is pretty cool So drej is like a candy coated like nuts like a candy coated almond. I've never I think anything candy can't yeah, I've never had I've never had anyone call it that so I was very confused I know what the term is yeah, maybe regardless, but so yes, he was yeah So he had a dream about us which is kind of not I mean I would just suggest going to the doctor I'm gonna break down the meaning of the stream first which right he had sweet sweet content stuck in his ear Well, he was thinking about us. I don't think I mean that's where the dr.
J right there, right? Okay, he just fell asleep with his earbuds on and we're the candy I think this is what I will say that we are the candy in his ear people have you noticed I'm saying I will say a lot. That's my new. Here's the thing 2017 copyright.
I will say it's also your you're like Justin Please stop talking no no I will say a lot last year though, did I I'm sure maybe it's just that here's a thing was like more prevalent That's true. I will say that Messy now a lot now. I don't even know what I was gonna say because no no that's okay I don't know we're the sweet candy stuck in his ear yeah, yeah, you're that oh I will say that a lot of people have told us That they fall asleep to our show which I don't think can be good. I mean sometimes I fall asleep during the show That's fair.
We've all been there Well, how would we get this out? I'm just I'm we're not medical professionals like it's just bad news getting stuck in your ear Like you don't use the like I always use like the water water pressure thing I feel like push it you know what I mean like is that gonna push it further like yeah I mean I never like wack it's not gonna just it's fucking candy and then also if you dissolve the shell the shell is gonna Like go into your head right unless he's like holding the water is dissolving the wax just Put your ear in the back right okay, okay, I see I could see that just shoving the candy more I don't know if that's correct. They probably just pull it out The wax is malleable right so yeah, it's gonna yeah It'll fit through I just think you have to wait it out. That's the candy will just follow that's probably what I would do Right.
I wouldn't go to the doctor all right question number one question number one good questions Thank you for dreaming about us right. Yes. It's from call if you have ever dreamt about us Please tell no don't toss an email the show and real good pot at gmail. Absolutely.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a dream because our time in your dream is not free So send us some fucking little spillable hours Absolutely that counts as going as content. Yeah, it's certainly number one is from Colin Terry at c-terrey one two three four long time listener Also, and I think he contributes most mailbags and even the final question in the last donor episode, okay Perfect. So this question this is the first place question of the week He says congratulations change one piece of sports equipment ball bat stick etc with a food item which sport and item changes things the least You just knew when you heard this positive right off the bat I mean, I'm assuming it's gonna be some sort of like I was gonna say like a coconut or something I was gonna say five day old bag yet sub for like a baseball bat.
Yeah, I don't think it was shattered for sure I don't know I think it was explode. I do think I have the correct answer to this question I think you replace a hockey puck with a wheel of cheese like a small like a bree wheel Yeah, it would have to be frozen much like a pocket or burn it. Well, no, that would just melt You know they often call the puck a burnt biscuit, right? In video games they do I don't think I've ever heard an actual I've heard biscuit, but never burnt biscuit.
Well, it's blackened. Yeah, I walk with all the vulcanize it I guess yeah, yeah, I guess a bit you vulcanized biscuits Oh, I think you do you don't hear from your fucking content hockey helmet with like a hollowed out coconut Oh, that's a good one. How big do you think coconuts? Oh, this is a big coconut the largest coconut a huge ass I would think that a coconut with like three holes drilled in it sub four I'll have a lot of it but it would have to be like perfectly spherical Also, break yeah, they're like hairy The tell me we will cheese a small wheel Yeah, and it's like hard, but I said breathe not breathe like a harder like a harder Like obviously you haven't seen D3 like a hard yeah a hard piece of cheese But I have seen T2 What about just a football shaped loaf of bread?
There is one there is something like that There is a football shaped loaf of bread and you toss that thing around again. It would break like you need a lot It was like it was like soft enough. Let's see football like a like a word of some kind It's called eat the ball eat smart feel good. Oh It's just got a lot of people cutting bread into football bread.
So they're tagline is bread of a new generation It's a five-day old that yeah, well, it's just It's like cheating. I don't know how that would go bad as quickly as a baguette does though This might have to be like a little bit of sex or something football bread I'm like I'm imagining someone pitching this on shark tank like well We were just sitting around one Super Bowl and I was watching my wife cut a loaf of bread into a football and thought there's gotta be an easier way I know we'll make the bread into a football. We looked online and there was nothing like it We couldn't believe it so we made it eat the ball Yeah, it's an Austrian company eat the ball. Okay, so it's from Austria.
They've been online for a minute. Sorry. I did that wrong Do you want to it's a ball? It's not we're clearly gonna buy they have a hockey puck too.
We're gonna buy we're gonna buy these for sure eat the ball You know more than $19. Okay, well, maybe not that's you can make like pretty good like sandwiches or like slider burgers with a hockey puck button Probably I just feels they're buying oh you can buy negative amounts of stuff on here for some reason I'm adding negative four pieces to ultimately okay, but any case yeah, I'm gonna say football bread eat the ball That's not you know, you cheated you cheated like all of the questions. Yeah, I always use the correct answer Yeah, I think I was a bit cheese so it's a good question this week Thank you everyone commentary you are the current leader for 2017 congratulations Follow closely by whoopie dollar and poopy doll hair Damien Blaylock at the light Because it's a full year we'll give you more than just a t-shirt. We'll really we'll get some training cards.
Hopefully by then yeah Absolutely. We'll have a ton of trading cards to give away Nice awesome. Well, thank you guys for playing well with that we will transition into Everybody's favorite segment because it means we're on the home stretch the cherry on top of our cynical Sunday where we pick the things we like from the world at large one good He's a lot of people love each other the world would be a better place to live Sorry, I watched the trailer the Japanese trailer for con skull island earlier and I realized that Japanese Announcers are the greatest in the world. Oh, it's so good.
Oh good. I'm really good. Yeah, but like it's all like super dramatic like Fantastic I try to work a little bit that anyway, what do you like this week? I'm gonna go to the video game again and I started playing GTA 5 once again I hadn't played for like two years it is like one of the best games of all time Yeah, they've added so much new stuff online as well So you also need like a lot of like in-game money to actually do anything which kind of sucks But I had a decent amount already yeah, I remember being like a shark card so you get like some You know, but it's sorry you're saying I remember being disappointed by the fact that they never came out with like any DLC Additional stories.
Yeah, I don't think they're like the best thing for GTA 4 I was hoping they would at least go to like San Fran or Las Vegas a ballad of gay Tony Yeah, it's amazing But I don't I don't often damned like I can see them maybe doing it because red dead redemption 2 comes out I think at the end of this year early next year So I can see them maybe doing like a surprise release in like the summer like a spring I feel like they just put all their it's all in on well That's because they make shit tons of money from people and like it's it's so if I was playing with Neil who you guys Matt, yes, and we were playing and if anyone else wants to play it's great You can join I started a company because you can start organizations now So I'm the CEO of real good limited nice Yeah, it's you know You can do all these fun missions and stuff and the nice thing about those missions is you're basically trying to steal crates and drive them From one place in the map to your warehouse and as soon as you pick the crates up every other person on the map knows that you have those Are they real people also? Yes, and so they're all going after you and if the cops after you and it's like you and your buddies trying to like defend these crazy You're on the runs. Yeah, and like everyone's coming after you and the people in like jets shooting it like it's so fun It's so much fun. You guys need to get it Yeah, and we can all like it's just the best game to play online because you can just fuck around a few years for now No, exactly.
Yeah, well Neil and I would even like two years ago Well, like the heist and stuff came out We would still just spend half our time going to like the 7-elevens in game just robbing And you get like $500 in game cash. It's so fun. You just go from 7-eleven to 7-eleven like a helicopter robbing them It's yeah, no anyway, GTA 5 is I won't get thing this week. It's a lot of fun sweet I'm also gonna recommend a video game that we played before we recorded this episode and we'll play again after we Yes, exactly overcooked So it's a co-op game for ps4.
It's only 1699 so super fun And it's basically a game you play together with your friends and you try and cook meals and it sounds really stupid But it's insanely fun to the point where like I didn't even really care if we recorded an episode this week because I was pretty invested in the game So I'm pretty excited to get back to it and yeah, it's super fun So it's a great party game to it's very easy to pick up and play for people that don't really like video games and yeah It's for up to four people you can play it with one person you can there's a solo I guess I guess I think it's they give you Computer people I think but I'm not positive that's because the whole best part of the game is yelling. Yeah, exactly yelling Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, exactly like a real good. Absolutely. That's like Justin is good at it So yeah, so I'd recommend that overcooked for ps4.
I think it's also on like Xbox and I don't know about steam But yeah, it's out there. Well, I'm going to complete the trio yes also recommend the video Yeah, we're losers and this was something that came up during the conversation We had earlier this morning about the n64 controller Mitch Pollock listener of the show brought it up actually recommending it to Instagram right saying that it was like a wonderful multiplayer game that definitely check out I don't know that this is actually available for next-gen consoles. I know that it used to be on the three store. Yeah, it is I was surprised it was even on ps3 because I thought it was Xbox 360 only but it is like an arcade Xbox live arcade or I guess ps3 store or whatever NHL game that EA sports In 2009 And it's just called the three on three NHL arcade hockey and it is it is honestly like probably the best NHL game ever made Is that too far?
No, it's a bad thing. Yeah, I don't know. I never really played that so I can't contextualize in full The game received mixed to average reviews. No, I mean you aggregation website medical well reviews the reviewers are stupid They don't know what they're talking about I have now been playing for eight years Yeah, it's a good game for eight years.
It wasn't great. Here's a good tidbit on the Wikipedia page due to expired licenses It is only available for purchase through the Asian playstation store with the use of Singaporeian currency So you can't play the game anymore unless you live in Singapore and have a ps3 really Well, I mean if you had it on your ps3 still have it You can't buy it if you didn't have it before apparently not that sucks Yeah, I thought like no EA freestyle made it so they should still have a license well not according to this a tidbit about Singaporeian currency I was hoping that I could find the roster here, but I cannot I will try and go by memory I know that Taves Kane Iliacobelchuck Malcolm Crosby that's Shaderberg Shane Don't drum gimla. Yeah Luchiche I think Yeah, you said oh that's good yes goalies are luongo Lundquist Miller and there's only four hundred flurry. That's right and Oh castles in it too because he was on the he was the Leafs guy at the time Fennuf is also in it too.
I think yes Yeah, Kessel Fennuf. I think are both of it. Oh, it's just prongers. Yeah, isn't Jeremy Roanick in it Vincent LeCavalier isn't it Danny Brerere isn't it Zadano Chara is an iconic isn't it Mike Medina was in it right?
Okay, I think Martin Broder is one of the goalies. It's not mark on Okay, it's Roanick in it. I for some reason I feel like I remember being in it. I'm not sure I can't remember I'm looking at the roster.
No, I'm just looking at people posting the combos. Okay, I always use cobble chuck Datsuke and Weber I always use left-hand shots says Taves Chara and I think Luchy Jingle also regardless It's great game if you love hockey which you probably do if you listen to us you owe it to yourself to check it out If you can possibly find it on the Singapore PS. Oh Nick Antrapah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure probably Sean Adrian who's Salius Brad boys Gabbarick we didn't get Mike Green Nathan Horton Salius Koivu Coppitar Kovalev Yeah, Ronix in it Sakic stall Eric stall Joe Thornton and yeah, that's those the only guys we did pretty good We got almost oh and Rick D Pietro. Oh, it's not Miller.
Yeah. Wow. Well regardless great game. Definitely worth your time I've been playing it for eight years, which is kind of sad in a way.
Well, no, it's but it's that that will do it for this week's episode Our roommate is no one our intern is the fine folks at seek geek promo code real good Until next week, I guess I don't have we don't like the show. Please support it. Yeah Calm slash real good show your friends real good show calm Twitter calm slash real good show I think there's a lot of fun too. Yeah until then I'm Justin Morris that's definitely John Cullen be real be good be real good trading Cards cooking stuff.
I honestly just for us. Totally froze. It's the first time ever and I was like oh shit I didn't even prepare you're a piece of brie on ice. I should have got yeah, I really Really nice absolutely.
That's the episode name right there brie on ice, but like for real send us shitty trading cards Yeah, that'd be dope. I'm gonna live on the show. That's a great new segment I feel like we've ditched a lot of segments over the last like year. So we might as well just start a bunch of new ones We got some good iTunes reviews.
We can dig into oh, yeah, we have a review for ever. Yeah review this show that helps Yeah, please review the show on iTunes. Yeah, that'd be great. Made it this far.
Why not? Yeah, exactly Yeah, if you've made it this far you're probably gonna give us a shit review go back to how you felt 20 minutes in and review us then Please five minutes. Okay. I give a spot to be really Fair enough.
Maybe they like hated in 64 actually I guess we came up on both sides of that so there's no yeah Well, we're gonna please everyone. I like the game. So just hate the controller. Let's stop this right now.
I don't want to get this Anyway, I used to breathe It's a bit long. I was like a spawn here That's gotta be the end I just want to super bowl up and I go to the playhouse every year on man, so I have some play office beer