Thanks for tuning to Tempsports Radio, issue number 74. In this episode we'll be playing part two of Turbo Tapping 4. It got a little bit long, so we thought we'd cut it in two pieces. So I hope you enjoy.
Bow and Sky, Devil's Rest. IPA. IPA, yeah, yeah, back to the beers ladies and gentlemen. Do you want the nose?
Well I can say, classic smell, classic IPA on the mouth. Well, don't disappoint me mate. It's IPA all the way in it. IPA, I mean today's the day of the catch, it's IPA all the way.
It is, it is very, very nice. Jon, you'd be well into that as an IPA drinker. It's just got all the classics. You can compare that to any good IPA that's been knocking about for a while.
What percent of you talking there make? 4.40 can. What percentage are you getting? It's got a 6.5, isn't it?
Oh, just miss 7. 7? Oh, yeah, it's 7. I think you can taste on this one, I think, because it hasn't got any other flavours in it.
You can taste it, it's got a bit of that back note. Well I always get that, you know, I say metallic, I don't want to be, because there's different types of metallic tones you can get out of it. Sometimes when you have a beer and you drink it and it takes a little bit of a call for whatever, it's like, fuck me, I'm going to be feeling like shit tomorrow. I mean, like, go through the pipes.
That's what I'm saying mate. That's what that high percentage metallic kind of, I don't know if you say metallic because it's the only word I've got that's why it's in your mouth. It's the taste of the beer, it's just when it's after it just sits in your mouth. It's just a high percentage alcohol basically.
That's what you're tasting, but my brain can only kind of find metal. Metal is the description from there. Yeah, we need to get some, yeah, we need to get some better vocabulary. We need to get a better people to talk about it.
We don't need to shit. The problem is get someone who's got the sawers in their head. If anyone is listening out there, it does like beer and he's fucking good with words. Come on mate.
Not too good though. Don't fucking show us up here tonight. Yeah, you are. Fuck off.
Can't you invite me to show you? Fuck off mate. This is a fucking family friendly shit. Get out of here.
I'm not having that now. I'm getting out of here. Get in my rosy. Fuck if a sawer's face cunt.
Anyway. So this one we got. I was actually thinking about getting rid of him. I was actually thinking about getting rid of him.
I was actually thinking about getting rid of him. I was like, I don't think. If I got an opportunity here, there could be a conversation happening. I could actually get inside this.
It was kind of like the rush that I get and the junkie that I am in that situation. It actually worked for me then. Maybe that's what I need in my life. It's here occasionally to bullshit about some sort of make money of the situation that antagonises million people around us.
It threatens my friends and my life and everything. I believe in it. I believe in it. Are you ready to go?
I'll just hit your window and say, show your phone for your window. There's no one here. He was going like, look, look, I'm going to throw the ball and keep it in my hand. What the fuck?
What the fuck? He's going like, you fucking triggered by that. I'm looking at Elmo. Anyway, it's good to know that I got that there.
I'm looking at Elmo. There wasn't anyone here listening. It was all of Roo's rising. He's going down.
Anyway, so let's read it back in a can. I mean, what we fall back on. We haven't got the word. We fall back on a can.
Don't we really. That's a surprise. So this classic style IPA born in the South Downs burnt orange in colour with full mouth field and packed with Simpo, Columbus and Amoreohops. That's what it's got in there.
It is, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. It's probably one classic one seal there.
I can't really knock that. I mean, if you want an IPA, that's got an IPA. You look at that can. You think, oh, that's a fun can to begin with.
You enjoy your eye. Yeah, the only thing I'd probably, you know, if I was going to attack this can, if I will, is I think it's playing up to the hips to market. You know what I mean? It's kind of saying that him and her next to a tree can drink this IPA.
We'll just have the one. We'll just buy one as well. And that's where it's like, come on now. If you bought an eight pack of them, if you go, I mean, if I'm going to that tree where they're just knocking about one, mate, I'm taking ten of them.
You are taking ten. I'm taking ten. I mean, you can have a couple if you want. You're having five of them.
I've been my fucking answer. No, no, no, that's what I mean. And that's what the hips has got to understand. It makes me fair.
One of these don't help these old boys out. Just buy four. All right. Just buy four of them.
I mean, we're by ten. I'll have ten. I'll have ten. I'll have ten.
Ben will probably just scout four or three to buy the new one. Yeah. I'll have ten, you'll probably buy it, give me a Billie, he'll be back though. And I'll say his listeners, all you's doing is hurting you because we need him for the recognized beers and you're the ones out me offence faster so if you want to give him a beer he lives at one to three benefits.
Ben. Ben rose. Ben Z! Ben.
F, 12, I don't know how post goes well, 12, 12, nine, six, eight, four, that's his post go right to in the twat. Yeah, send him some poo in the post. Don't come back to me, do the fucking best of his. I tell you one of them is seeing where he's from fucking tin for.
They don't even know what we're talking about but that's fucking... Yeah, but yes, that's a new one, doesn't it? It's a new one, doesn't it? They listen, it's like a new one.
They go, oh, there's something happening inside. Oh, it's a new one. That's it. They ate the table, tell us, we just get a face now.
Fucking boo in there. But yeah, so what you saying? I'm not going to be it because I know that we got some hardcore fucking ale drinker that I do enjoy that when we talk about it. I would say, mate, good goblet just had that.
Initial flavour, nothing hits the front of the tongue for me. Nothing's hitting there. All those straight to the back with a nice boosted, heavy punch. Not like a Syrian avarina punch, but a nice healthy kind of like douche at the back of the tongue.
It's a flavourful but nothing, nothing at the front. Yeah, it's all back. But I feel that's the kind of drink you drink a lot. I feel I've had that, I've finished mine now.
I'm craving more. I feel every one I have, every pint I have after that, I think it's going to get better and better. I feel like you could be on that all night and just be fucking enjoying that and enjoying that and enjoying that. Maybe the next, we'll do a Twitch stream and we'll do it live from that park, you know, that park that these are all sitting on, those two last days, sitting next to that tree.
And we'll do one with just 10 of them each. And we dress like that as well. Fucking fucking, yeah. Dennin fucking.
Yeah. Ripped jeans and shit. Not a good look. Go to a Comic Con, there's a couple of hell boys.
Go here. Go there, fuck out boy. Yeah, you could do a hell boy mate. I can't, I'm too much of a cunt to be out.
He's your mate, Abe's agent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Done.
Maybe there's, I mean, there's got to be some Comic Con's coming up soon, don't they? I mean, there's got to be an up a little bit. Yeah, you've got to be imagined to say. So hopefully we can do one.
Christmas Comic Con, you know what I mean? Well, that'd be nice. Take a turbo mic, get one of those boxes of sleeves. I'm sure there was one in November somewhere, normally.
I mean, the fucking pack pre-pre-pre-COVID. It's always fucking over. It's always fucking over. Well, my birthday's in November, mate.
It's been my special day, didn't it? We've had lots of special days for you. Yeah, yeah. This could be the one.
I'm going to be a fan-offs day. Of course. I'll take, actually be in a box. Yeah.
I mean, yeah, it's tight, he's in, done it. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, I mean, let's let the listeners of the Columbus Ohio in every now and since listening. So the first Comic Con that me and Matt went to, we just went straight in.
We had a couple of days, whatever on the train and the way in, as you do. And there was a Thanos toy on one of the cameras. I bought it straight away. I'm talking in the first two minutes and I carried this fucking Thanos toy around with me the whole day, walking around with fucking the comics, ballache, protecting it at the same time.
Then going to a pub, then going to an after party, then getting back to Oxford on a train, and then on a bus back home to our local village and people asking me, what's in my bag? Yeah, I mean, that's the inside. It doesn't really sound as good as I thought it would do. Yeah, so let me just finish off my little cheeky hit.
Was that one of the party night, though? The fuck in? I'm sure that was the, the Thanos was the party night, right? Well, Monica's party.
Yeah. Oh, was it? Yeah, I think we went out. I think the first one, yeah, because I think Ben couldn't come, because he was that fucking rugby or something, shit like that.
But I'm sure that was the night that we went to Monica's party and it was a fucking, yeah, yeah, that wouldn't, yeah. Because I'm sure Thanos came with us to the pub where we were doing a classic point in the half and a double gin and tonic chaser, and then we went to a party where there was some fucking shenanigans going to go. Yeah, yeah, he'd survived it, didn't he? Yeah, but I mean, to be fair, he went all the way through that and literally the first thing he brought up was that, and then he came in and was a lovely day out, didn't he?
Yeah, I've still got him in a box. And we did a 24-99 stick on him. You still got that on there, yeah. Yeah.
You think I brought some classic Excalibur comics on that one? You did? Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did.
That's a little bit, yeah, yeah. But get them in the bathroom, mate. Obviously in the frame. Yeah, on a wall.
Yeah. That classic juggernaut walking over fucking Captain Britain one. Oh, that's good shit in it. That's good shit.
I'm a juggernaut, bitch. Well anyway, so we moved on. So anyway, let's get that run still, mate. Just give it one little kind of burning.
Burning Sky, Devil's Rest IPA. I mean, they're Artisan brewers and Blenders, is what he's wearing. I think it's just some brewers and Blenders. I'm sure they've got a website.
They don't have one. They don't sell the beer there. They'll probably tell you where you can buy it. I think, what's it called?
I think it might be Backyard Bears. Backyard brews. I apologize if you're listening. But they're website.
I think it's Backyard Bears. They're putting their pretty good website. They've got beers from all fucking breweries. You get all sorts of shit there.
But yeah, look, I'm up on the phone. Did you get that shit from them? I'm sure I got it from them. I didn't get it from them because I didn't get that one from them direct.
So if you just went to Google and put Backyard Beer brews. Backyard, yeah. Bring it up. Bring it up.
It takes the fucking website. Again, if you have got your phone near your way listening to or you listen on your phone, you're definitely going to get a fucking Facebook advert or an Instagram advert about it now. So don't worry about it. It's coming up on your phone now to say, oh, are you interested in it?
So yeah, you're fucking... We should be getting paid for that really. Really? Fucking Zuckerberg.
Yeah, he needs to be... Yeah, and he's a listener. I don't know why he listens to it. He's listening to it fucking listens to us because he's fucking butting us.
He steals all your ideas, isn't he? Hey, fucking you look on Facebook now. He's got a fucking terrible tablet on Facebook anyway. That's it.
Anyway, what we've got next time is a little... I'll just space like the rest of them. Anyway, what have we got on next? Let's have a...
Actually, make sure you've got nothing left because we're going to go to a stout now. Now, we've got two stouts here. We've got time to have them both, but we've got a lot of... Now, we talked about this in the past, I think, the Brew Dog Layer Cake.
We've got the older Marshmallow and Chocolate Stout. I mean, again, we talked about Brew Dog this evening. We talked about Brew Dog in the past. I mean, we do enjoy Brew Dog, and we've also had a fucking marshmallow stout in the past.
We've had various marshmallows stout. We've had mint marshmallows stout. We've had ham marshmallows stout. We've had ham marshmallows stout.
We've had, well, shall we? Coffee marshmallows stout. We've had... Munchmallows stout.
Munchmallows stout. Munchmallows stout. And a lot of their marshmallows are tiny rebel boys. A lot of their tiny rebel boys, they're fucking...
They're staipaf. There's a fucking staple of the tiny rebels. But we've got the Brew Dog now. They're obviously trying to muscle in the market.
So, do you think this came out after the old Puff-Muff-Muff-Muff? Yeah, it's pretty recent, man. I've been listening to Puff-Muff for a year. I mean, that's an iconic can.
Yeah, I mean, that's a fucking iconic. Yeah, you know that's a fucking iconic. I've been around for a long time. If you are interested in tiny rebels, listen to Turbo Tavern...
Two. Because that's fucking tiny rebel away. So, yeah, listen, that one is you're interested in tiny rebel. But this is a Brew Dog layer, Kate.
So, we'll see what you think of this one. It is a stout. We're moving over to the darkest side of things. Ooh.
That's a pop. You're happy with that? I'm going to. It's dark, innit?
That's dark. I know you like a stout. So, I'll make sure you're playing it out on there. Okay, that smells good.
I know you're a fucking stout lover, boy. I do like a bit. I could also out. You can have that fucking top out.
Oh, yeah. It smells good. It's got power. It's got power.
It's got power. It's got power. It's got power. Before you lay into that, mate, what percentage are you talking about in the fucker?
Because that's got to be handy in it. That's got to be in the seven sixes. He was on a straightaway mate. They're seven.
Bang on seven. So, we've got a Brew Dog layer, Kate. Marshmallow chocolate stout. That's a four or four.
You can again. No, you can't. It's not a peeler though, is it? It's not a peeler.
But it does say have your cake and drink it, which I think is a bit cliché. But... It's been used in it. Bruce, you wouldn't have said that.
I mean, that's my favourite candidate. That's taking us down the fucking street there, mate. Fuck me. I think that's going to be power punch.
That could be... Before drinking this, that could be too powerful. Or it could be... Or it could be clean.
Ooh, sweet mama. Sweet, sweet, baby. That is the fucking one of the easiest drinking stout stuff I think I've ever had. I mean, you know you ain't going to mess with that, mate.
You know you're going to mess with that, mate. You know you're messing with it. You can tell that's high grade shift. You know that's high grade shift.
Where's a jamminer? That to me has got fucking jamminos in that. Hmm. 100% of that's what jamminos in it.
Do you know what that tastes like? What knows fucking... It's Tom Puff, they just dropped to pump up the jamminer. I mean, they mixed the fucking pump up with jamminos.
They put cheeky boos on putting out each zero. But flavour-wise, those biscuits used to get it, which was like a biscuit with fucking Martinello and coconut and jam down the middle. Oh yeah. That's what I meant by that.
No, no, no, no. I can beat up a fucking your nans-ass biscuit. No, definitely an uns-ass biscuit. That's what I had.
With that, 100% taste of that, those fucking biscuits. The malt-un urs, the fucking jamminos. The chewy-muss. The fucking chewy-muss.
That's that fucking biscuit. Yeah, shit biscuit. As me I said, fucking called that shit biscuit style. I mean, I'm only messing with you, don't fucking see me.
It's a good deal. I like it. Give it a better name. That's what we say.
Don't name it after your fucking Bond film. Layer cake. Let's go straight to the cam before we delve right into the beer, mate. I ain't too sure.
It's close and it's half the cantorippin. So, you know, layer cake. I ain't too sure. I ain't too sure.
I ain't too sure. I ain't too sure. I ain't too sure. I ain't too sure.
I ain't too sure. I ain't too sure. I ain't too sure. I ain't too sure.
I ain't too sure. I ain't too sure. The can artwork works for me in terms of honestly. I ain't too sure.
The way the layer cake works for me. Yeah, they come for the ice cream look as well as I don't know. They got the fucking chocolate, the fucking vanilla in the fucking shop. The near-follot and it's a fan of paper.
Yeah, you know, the dripping works for me, mate. The dark in that. The dripping works, but I think it should have been a standard brewed or can underneath it. You know what I mean?
Standard colour. I know they can't go for blue because that'd be saying it's a punk underneath it. Yeah, yeah. But just go some basic colours because that pinking kind of off white is saying vanilla and strawberry to you, ain't it?
I ain't too sure if it's saying vanilla and strawberry to me when I'm drinking it. If it was me, I'd just put one fucking biscuits on it and I would just fucking... Well, blue dog, nana would just fucking ask biscuit. Yeah, be dumb of it because that is, yeah.
That's it. If you've ever been to your nans house, I don't know if anyone's got nans out there. I'm out of people who've got a fucking nana. Apologies if you haven't.
Mine is dead. So if you're in the same boat you're wearing. Yeah, that's a fucking... I'll drink that and it tributes my fucking nana.
Be it like that, Peet's paleo paleo. Do you remember that one now? Peet's paleo paleo paleo. Yeah, good business, you're nana, didn't we?
Yeah, good business, you're nana. Yeah, it reminds me, like I said, I like it because it's fucking nans. The thing is though, you know, around your nans house and you get those pink wafer biscuits. Yeah, it's fucking smashed them fucking cuck as well.
Yeah, you put them in your tea and they're gone, ain't they? Yeah, I mean, they just... You know, you've got to learn. You've got to learn.
You've got to learn. Don't put them in your tea again mate, because they're gone. That's not coming out. It seems to be like this.
It's in your tea. That's like, you know when they're used to put shit in that city in cones and they'd come out and and they'd be nothing there. I'm just gonna put his hand in and come out with his fucking bones and shit. That was when pink wafer's wearing tea.
They're fucked, mate. Pink wafer beer? Is there a way of doing it? Because I'm not saying...
What's the flavor of pink wafer? Sugar, ain't it really? I mean, that's just sugar. If the can was pink and it looked like the wafer, could it trick you into believing that you're drinking that pink wafer?
I mean, then, that pink wafer went the greatest biscuit all the time. It's just a nana's biscuit. It's always that you nans house. That's the thing maybe that's what you need to do.
The first term would be a fucking pink wafer. I've been losing a lot of money on that. I think that's never a fucking morass you down the road. Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you did listen to Turbo, tell me number three. I think it was three when you were talking about the morass. Yeah, definitely three. Yeah.
We're going to again now. Go back and listen to it. Neil Morrissey, another person. If you're English, I don't have to describe who he is.
If you're from anywhere else, remember him badly. You go all that. He's one of the old boys from there. He's not out of the field.
He's not out of the field. He made some beer. I think he lost a lot of money. So, I mean, maybe he's getting to talk.
But maybe if the Turbo Tavern's in this fuck hole. The Turbo Tavern's seven. I reckon we'll be close enough to be able to get. In the skate world, we've had someone who's greatest.
So, in the beer world, we might be able to get some of you know, Neil Morrissey. Morrissey, tag him in this fucking name. Morrissey, if you're listening. We love you.
I mean, fucking, maybe badly, was quality. I'm not knocking now. And when he was in fucking, was it not minder? Is it a spender?
Boom, boom. I'm sure he was in boom. He's a little like a fucking motorcycle ride in Coney Boom. We love doing boons.
Remember? Yeah. And he's also been in Death and Paradise I think as well recently. You know, the old BTS ever, I've always do it.
And now it's your boyfriend, two packs of lager and a packet of crisps. How is it? Two packs of crisps. Two packs of crisps.
Yeah, round littles. Yeah, he's doing that. But I think Neil Morrissey's been in it. Ah, Morrissey, if you are listening.
Yeah. We love fucking love you. You're fucking top blaz. I mean, you bought his beer for fuck's sake.
I did buy you beer and I did, don't you beer? So, yeah. I mean, we're fucking fans. So, if you do want to come on the show, get in touch.
Again, PO Box. One, two, three, four, four, five, Benjamin Jacob Crane. Yeah. Yeah, let's get back to the beer.
Roodog layer cake, mate. I've got everyone know, the listeners. I've got it in a brew dog glass as well. Yeah, I see.
I mean, the landlord knows what he's doing. He goes, I'll put it in a brew dog glass. This time, we'll buy another one. I'll have to give him the next time.
I'll have to give him the next time. Getting a faucet glass next time. It's pretty decent. Again, it's, I've got that same sort of deal that I just, I know it's got those undertones of, you know, chocolate, it's got, you know, a little bit of kind of like, hint of fruit or something like that in there, a little bit of an, you know, cake, ice cream, whatever.
I still don't have the can, does it for me when it's trying to save? If that can was plain, if that can was a silver can and I drank that, I think I'd enjoy it more. Yeah, I know you say. I think the can's leading you down a path that's saying it's this, and then I'm expecting that, so I'm projecting that.
When really I'll be enjoying this bit, you know, I'll be like, that's fucking a bit chocolatey anyway, that's a bit fucking, that's a little bit desserty, but wouldn't have, I think, you know, it's, it's doing what it's supposed to be doing in the can, obviously, but I think I'd enjoy it more, not blind tasting it, I think I'd enjoy that more. That's one bit not it. Personally, I wasn't expecting to enjoy that as much as I have, and it might be because you've had a lot of beers proceeding to it, so I might be slightly biased towards it, but drinking that fucking eyeball fat down, I'd thoroughly enjoy it, but to be honest, it was like a dessert, don't get me wrong, I drank that like I'd eat a fucking dessert, I'd get in a meal, and I knocked it back and the flavour's all there, but like to be honest, I really enjoyed that, and I'm not going to lie, in the back of my mind, I was thinking, well, I might be a bit fucking shit, it's a stout and they're trying to make it, and dessert's always good, but I just, for some reason, back in my head, I thought, Brew Dog, I'd get a little bit of it off, I'd apologize to Brew Dog, you have done, but I just thought, can they be a bit of it, but to be honest, I fucking really enjoyed that, I could drink that all day long, just the reminiscing of those fucking nanobiscuses done it for me, mate, I really enjoyed that fucking flavour, man. Yeah, the flavour, mate, is bang on, you're getting a stout, give you a stout and you're gonna be happy, give you a stout with a punch in a perk and a little turn, you're gonna be like, thank you very much, it's pretty good, it's pretty good, I'm not one's even it, I'm not putting it in a one's okay, I can't take that, because I think that dripping chocolate in that vanilla front edge, that isn't doing what a beer's doing to me, the beer's saying it's a stout mate, but it's a tasty stout, it tastes fucking tasty stout, it's a good stout, but it's a good stout, it's a good stout, it doesn't want it to run still, but you know, not even it, but when does, we kinda drug it, we tried that with the 7 brothers, great drink, great drink, but didn't want to see all the cans, they didn't run still, they didn't run still, no if you can go and run still it was sponsoring us.
I mean, I'd take one's because it was already, get my fucking fence done at least, I'm not a preecidata, I mean if you are listening, we will take it, I mean that's what we're saying, at this point in time, we're not turning anything down, so not You know what I mean? Run, see if you want it. I don't know if you want to see an existed party 80s. That didn't do.
No, it did. Yeah, they still going. I've been cute, probably big and big and cute. You've been cute, still going?
Being cute, being cute. They're going to sponsor us. Being cute on a sponsor was, they got a wide variety of our shit. Well, they sell now, I didn't find anything.
No, you're shit. No, you're shit. Real barrow. Real barrow, and some fucking...
Tell me to try a real barrow. Yeah, then clippers and shit that cut your fucking trees and shit. Yeah, what could some pots and shit be agreeing on me? I'd take some fucking, yeah.
Actually, I might not have fucking pots. So if you do want a sponsor, I'd be in queue. Give me some fucking pots. I mean, that's even a lot, is it?
No, I'm not. I mean, we ain't going to be in a begging for pots, but are we just saying... I think, yeah, if you give us some fucking pots. I mean, I'd take them.
Being cute. Or home-based. Or home-based pots. Or what's the place in America?
What is it? Target. Target. Target.
If you ever seen that film, I can't remember what's fucking cool. Is it Jennifer Connolly? Is it Jennifer Connolly? The one that was in record room.
Wait for a dream. Yeah. Have you ever seen that film that's got her in it? And a boy, I don't know his fucking name.
And they get locked in a target. And then they're fucking skating around the target. And then some fucking robbers come in. That sounds like a classic, anti-breakfast club sort of film.
Yeah, that's a fucking film here. But then there's one scene where... I mean, you're probably going to say why remember it. But like, the robbers are having a fucking dinner in the record room.
But she's like, Jennifer Connolly's like riding on a fucking... You know, never seen it. I don't want a fucking film cool. Yes, she's rocking, aren't you?
She's riding like a little playground. Like a little... Put your 50p. Rocking a little...
Fuck me, that's ducking my mind. That woman is fucking shit. But what's that? I can't remember.
Right in, let us know. If you let us know the answer to this question, you can win the late... All of these ladies. Oh, they can't have all of them, because we've already put one up earlier.
Oh, yeah, so yeah, we've three... Yeah, one of them's already gone. They can have two of them. Yeah.
You can have a person like, I'll draw you a picture of a can. I'll draw you a picture of the can. Yeah, Matt will draw you and sign. Yeah, and sign it.
You'll have to pay for shipping. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do it.
I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'll do it, I'll do it. Right. We've got another beer. Yeah.
We've got another beer. We've got another beer. I got your seven brothers again. You know what I'm saying?
You've got seven brothers, haven't you? You know what I'm saying? I'm saying five brothers, don't you? They've done that.
They should do that. They must have already done that anyway. Carry on. They must don't.
It's another stout. It's a stick of the stout. It's not anything yet. Now this one is a peanut butter on a Gaffricate.
It's a 7% ABV style. Is that what it's called? It's a peanut butter. That's what it is in there?
I've never done that. I've never done that. Depending on how this tastes, that might be the fucking way forward mate. I've never done that mate, but I mean, but that, I mean, again, before we crack them out of fucker open, when they deliver that to us, I mean, that's a Ron seal, yes or no straight away, that's point blank.
Am I Ron, am I Ron seal? I mean, they might as well put that, am I Ron seal, or am I not Ron seal on the can? Yeah. Because they've said it now, they haven't left it out in the open to say like, we're a good beer and it's a cheeky.
Cause I think we haven't made a beer. I've never described it fully. No fuck that. No way, you'll be mad.
Yeah, you'll fucking want to be like fucking blood. It's fucking IPA. I've got it. Quality.
Real nice IPA. I don't even feel nice in there. Cause I'll be fucking, I'll just put, I'll just put, I'll just put PA, or maybe I'll just put PA on it. Yeah, I'll be.
Turbo, TTPA. That's what I'd call it. Turbo, TTPA. That's all it I want.
That's it. Your face, my face, will space, Jon is it? Thumbs up. It's thumbs up.
Ben's round the back. Of course he is. Yeah, pointing at the description. Yeah, exactly.
I've put it in the description. It's a motherfucker of a beer. Yeah, motherfucker of a TTPA. And that's it mate.
These boys are brave as fuck. Yeah, they come for it. They've said, do you want to have a taste of that then? Yeah.
And we're tempted to, yeah. I'm tempted to be that. He's all over. Oh, he's really, he's done.
Oh, he's creamy. Fuck me, he's creamy. That's heavy. Yeah, you might need a bit more for that.
You might need a bit more for that. You might need a bit more for that. You might need a bit more for that. That's 100% head.
That's all right. You can do that when you're done. What do you think of that one then? You've got one.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is again. Heady on the nose. All right, so as we're hitting these fucking winter mumps though, because I am a style man. Like, not a story.
I am a style man, but I am a fucking salamander. And these fucking summer days, I'm a fucking salamander all day long. I love a fucking salamander. But recently, as we have been joined the night scene and we are kidding fucking autumn, aren't we?
I am. I am fucking. All days. Yeah, I'm in the himbo.
Oh, I'm in the house. He's doing the same thing. I'm doing the same thing. Yes, snap, snap, snap.
Well done. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Nice and for a game. Don't do that. Now I'm asking for a game. Don't do that.
Do say that, baby. Thank you. Don't do that. Yeah, yeah.
There you go. There you go. The number four autumn days. Anyway, as you're saying mate, as you're rolling in, as you're rolling in, I am starting to head towards this, I fucking love it.
You're fucking winter stouts and you're fucking stuck in your fucking style all day long. You have to have those dark beers. Just to keep your fucking stuff with the night scene. with the nice man.
Fucking my brain pop. It's like the sour lover, some of the hands of sour is a matter of like middle of winter. Hey just pangs it off the hand. Backhand.
What are you talking about? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
What a fucking time of year is it? You're fucking prick. I'm a fucking seasonal drinker. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a good gimmick to be hell-white man. I like that a lot. So you wouldn't have a sour in winter. That's what I'm saying.
I mean I'd wear a sour in winter. Don't get wrong. I'd have a sour in winter. You'd love to say.
I'm not saying that a sour. You want to impress me with a sour and you want to present a sour to me. Give it me in the summer. Don't give it to me.
I'll drink your sour in winter. I'll drink it. Think it's a bit heavy and a bit fucking darker. It's not what I mean.
I mean each day I own it and everyone's got their fucking favourite. I'm a sour man. I'm a sour man. I love a sour man.
In England, if I'm fucking going forward, you've got a fucking darker. That's the only way you can survive these winter fucking nights. What is my drinking? It's drinking.
You've got a fucking hit it hard. What are you thinking about? I'm tasting that peanut butter. I'm still not 100% on it.