#75 Barbarian Banter

Been going down deep rabbit holes of late, so this week back to some fun stuff from the internet. Enjoy and a laugh along with us. 1. Would you rather have Cheeto fingers or wet socks for the next 24 hours? 2. Does it bother you if a girl you’re dating makes more money than you? 3. Would you rather have to tell your mom everything sexual you’ve done, or have to show her your entire porn history? 4. You have to pick one food for your best friend to chew up and spit into your mouth, what food do you choose? 5. If you could have an endless supply of anything, what would it be? 6. Who would win in a fight to the death: The Rock or John Cena? 7. For $10,000 would you spend two days carrying around a human shaped robot that you had to introduce as your girlfriend? 8. Would you rather have a tiny hot leprechaun you can fuck whenever or have a leprechaun’s gold worth a quarter of a million dollars? 9. Would you rather bet the best looking person in the world or have the ability to read minds of the opposite sex? 10. Would you rather be the world’s tallest man or the world’s shortest man? 11. If your girl had to wear a mascot head during sex for the rest of your life, which one would you choose? 12. Would you rather fuck a goat and nobody knows or not fuck a goat any everyone thinks you did? 13. If you could erase one thing from your mind so you could relive it for the first time again what would it be? 14. If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you do? 15. Do lesbians use the same bullshit excuses straight women use with men in order to get out of sex? 16. If you’d old have a coach from any sport standing next to you and coaching you as you have sex who would it be? 17. How honest is your feedback on blowjobs/oral sex? 18. If you hook up with a person who stays absolutely silent during sex, do you say anything? Do you continue hooking up? 19. You meet up with someone from a dating app for sex, and it turns out they have a colostomy bag. What do you do? 20. What do you do if you fart in the middle of sex? CJ Twitter @HeavyMetalCJ IG @heavymetalcj JimeeGee Twitter @JimeeGee IG @thejimeegee Nathan on Twitter @SteelJanz & Ig @barbarianrhetoric Website barbarianrhetoric.com Check out Barbaricsoap.com and get Savagely Clean.