76-One Big Mac two Big Mac

Welcome back to #76!! We made it guys! Again another amazing #puffer post~! First time with the Devils cabbage;) Our guy got so high he had wobble legs and had a craving- when he finally decided what to order @ McDonalds- when asked "what can I get for you" he simply said 1 Big Mac 2 Big Mac!! HAHAHAHAAAA he won the title this week and his friend will never let him live it down! Thank you Carlos in Lancaster CA!! Annette began the evening with a story about a woman who had been pronounced dead at her hospice care facility. Once she was transported to the funeral home, it was then someone noticed her on the table BREATHING! She in fact had NOT been dead! 911 was called and she did end up living-for now. How crazy is that shit! Double check me when I go- PLEASE;) Tonya began the night with a CRAZY story of a weed snatcher! A man was arrested after he told police that a 14 year old stole weed from his 16 year old son- read that again;) so it turns out this guy went after the kid after he stole a few bags of his "sons weed" - there was more paraphernalia inside once the house was searched. We all know who's weed it really was. I mean my mom never went to get payment for me;);) Annette left us with a stumper- A young lady had noticed mud on the seats of her car, she thought nothing of it- maybe someone tried to steal something in her car- days went by, she then noticed when she went to her car the windows were fogged up, and she heard a "hello" IN HER CAR! She immediately started to video, as she went to her trunk, when she opened it- there he was in all his birthday suit glory- a naked man!! He had been there for days- went all over with her- all while naked, in her trunk! I can't! LOL Only in Canada! The queen of the shadows tells us a tale of the skinny woman with yellow nails and red eyes that creeps on the rooftops of Brazil- she watches the people eat, stuffing themselves. She choses one, when they go to bed- she arrives- pressing down on them, causing sleep paralysis and instant anxiety- she then shares a true account of this creepy attack. OK BYE BITCH! I hate the spooky ones at the end;) SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!