#76 - Thine Quill Doth Dip

Episode 76: Hey everyone! Have you done something new with your hair? Your skin looks so young and wet! A new rat hair toupee, perhaps? Now, we’re not just trying to butter you up so you’re inclined to listen to Episode 76 of DBAI. We’d never dream of it! Ok, ya got us. We’re pretty much beyond the pale of what good and decent folk would do to make an honest living, so why don’t ya just slurp up the sweet, sweet lies we’re slinging and come on down to the Don’t Be An Idiom Used Car Lot! If you don’t leave whistling Dixie in a classic convertible with a corn dog between each knuckle, then we’ll eat our hats — and probably a couple o' corn dogs too. You’re beautiful! Wink, wink. BUY OUR CARS!