Thanks very much for tuning to the Focus Watch Radio, issue number 76. In this episode I'm joined by Matt and Jono, and we're talking the New Merri Brothers film, Street Fighter V, the GameCube, and Jono's given us an education in Warhammer. You're not starting to have to say that, right? I don't mean it.
Oh, we've got that in joining. I've got a, um, how does the sky whisper? It's dang. I mean, you're right.
Uh, this is my first one. Uh, I had a cheeky, um, was it hard to answer with another? Ah, yeah, I'm still not fucking checked to that, man. I've never had any of them, but I know you boys were, you both had your own games, you know you both tasted them, but I know you just walked, I've flavoured what?
Physi-pop by the name, isn't it? I can't get my head round it. I'm too old, I think that's a trouble. You're young boys, you played a game, don't you?
I'm too old now for that, new, fangled shit. Well, I did play the game, mate, and you just get everyone awake and in one morning, you just get punched in the face of that hard that it's like, what am I doing with my life? Fuck that. Because you can have 20 of them.
Oh, but usually you can have 20 of them. You buy a couple of crates of them because they're the thing that work all kinds. They're gone. Yeah, but it's just fucking water.
So you know, you see people like in films when they double out of bars and they have two fags at once. You could do that one two-selters at once. You could crack two-selters, hold them both in the same hand. Yeah.
I mean, you know, just might have to do something with that. Now I can even fucking... No, you can't... So you could hold it, so it's pouring in.
Yeah. The fucking streams are just joining. Like, the ghost buses wouldn't like it, but you couldn't... They wouldn't like it, right?
But you could drink it, I reckon, mate. Yeah, absolutely. I'll try with that one next time. Yeah, John, I could try that on his next one, because I'm bored of myself.
I was thinking of beers, I think, for me. What you drinking tonight? It's like, well, John, as you may know, it's the end of the month, so the big business booze has gone out in the window. It's the old classic Audi brews today, mate.
So you go, a Williams, brother, cherry baby, cherry lager. And I mean, it's cherry, mate. You can't fucking knock it for that. I'll give it that.
I'm drinking it as well, and I've also got... I'm still a little remnant of a hazy Jane Guabur at the moment as well. So I'm just, you know, just putting up against each other. The cherry baby is nice.
I mean, it is refined as the old brew dog. It ain't got the touch that it needs. Yeah, but you might get there. Yeah, but you might get there.
Yeah, but you said before, you can... I mean, yeah, I mean, you know what you're getting? I mean, it's a fucking Audi beer. It's a nice beer.
You can drink your whole beer. But probably, if you do put it up against something that is a bit more refined, like your brew dogs, your tiny rebels, or any of the other things, you know of a month, something like that, you can see the difference. I think that's the point you do see it. How much was it?
That's £1, wouldn't it? That's a fucking thing. So, yeah, because I mean, I bought a few brew dogs just now from Tesco, free quid, pop it, generally, unless you get a little deal for, what is it? Do like four for seven, sometimes, isn't it?
Yeah, that's all for you, man. That's all for you, man. Yeah, I mean, that's a difference, yeah. I mean, you can get some nice beers from Audi, and you know how it takes a night.
Jon, you had one here with David, you made it. Yeah, what was it? The... Twice as nice, wasn't it?
Twice as nice, I said. Yeah, the stout. Was that all right? It was quite nice.
It was quite a kind of rich flavour. It reckoned it was an IPA, but it tasted more like a normal ale. But I mean, that's a thing, like, you drink it and you enjoy it. It might not be what they wanted it to be, but it's what you're taking.
You pay 90p for a big can like that. Exactly. You're not complaining. Yeah, you win.
But that's what we always talk about. I mean, if we're ever going to do a Turbo Sports radio beer, you know, we're starting to turbo-tabbing. Turbo-tabbing beer. Don't put a description on the front of it.
Fuck! Like, keep that vague as you want. You know, like, if it's a stout, put it in a black can, you call it, you know, TT Stout. I mean, we do a line, we leave a TT Stout, the TT ale, and a TT payload.
So, I mean, we're getting rid of like a different mucking areas. But yeah, we're not describing it. So when someone goes, I'm getting, oh, multi, always definitely a straw-back finish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, whether they say I'm agreeing with me, do I make? You know, the first release, don't describe it. Then, just record what they're saying, you know, say everyone, then let them say it. And if you just find that common thread, what they will say, then, then you can, you know, do it on a second can.
So you don't, you know, don't worry about it. Just get them to do your work for you. So I reckon they'll be chomping at the bit to try one of our turbo-tabbing hails, mate. Oh, what's his name?
What's Greg Wallace? Greg Wallace. It's bloody lovely! That's a good dessert ale, for Greg Wallace.
That's fine, yeah. We're calling them. Yeah, we're already falling into that there. We're going to trap there.
The buttery biscuit bass is out. Yeah. I think John would have to chop, what's his name? Oh, yeah.
He would too, yeah. He would like a beer, wouldn't he? I'm sure he ought to be. He's the one that's married to that one that was in Brookside.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. They got a show. We'd go on there, show and fucking show off of them. Yeah, yeah.
Have a fucking awkward play with us. He's literally like that break, marriage is breaking down. And you're seeing his air now? No.
No. He's like, he's just giving himself a nice little curly set of party. It's like a little... It's like a little...
It's interesting. It's your 12-year-old boy in the 90s. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I can do a dual Martha Chef. Fucking...
Depends if they said cook your dish, I could do a nice bolognaise or something. I can do all that. Or a nice like hearty sort of meal. Classic pub grab I could do.
You know what I mean, but they ask me to... Or you know, cook your steak nicely, but they ask me to put some, like, creams and shit and make it sauce, that stuff in and happen in. I think it's present... Like anyone that, like, unless you are like in that business, presentations gonna knock you down.
Because I'm serving fucking dinner up to my fucking kids. I'm not letting that out nicely. They're getting a fucking dollop of shepherd's pie in the dollop of fucking beans. You know what I mean?
Like fucking go all and blow in actually. You're feeding them in? You ain't giving that, like, you know, like, when they swipe the back of the spoon and like just swipe it round a plate, you know, like a little bit of a shoot or mustard or something. You know, whatever the fuck do it with.
Don't we catch you? Yeah. Swiping it round a corner like, what is that about? What's wrong with just a squirt?
You know, just a standard pile. I mean, I'm not against like the whole, you know, when you go to a pub and you get like, steak and chips and they put the chips in like a little cup. Oh, I can jeng it. Oh, it can.
You know what I'm putting it in a cup. I'm not massively against it, but I'm not. Oh, and a fucking little trolley or something. Yeah, but I'm not particularly for it.
I prefer to take that cup and pour the cup onto the plate. Do you like it when they serve your burger or your steak on like a fucking wooden board? And I would say it's full of that. You know what I do?
Like, you know, like an old school con like dish that you're cooking or you'd see someone in the military eating out of, you know, so like a big dish, like a ceramic sort of dish sort of thing. But I like sides. Oh, yeah. Like I like sides.
Well, it keeps anything in my chips. You know what I mean, if that wooden board was just had a side to it. I've been giving a fucking pie in chips on a wooden board before and a little side of the gravy. And you think, like, I'm deliberately pouring that gravy all over my pint chips now.
And that's on the table, on the floor. Like, it's on my fucking leg. My legs are covering gravy, but I'm like, well, you gave me the fucking gravy on that, mate. I mean, that's a cutie set.
Yeah. You just pulled gravy on the floor. I haven't. I brought gravy on my pie, mate.
You're already aggressive, wait. I'm doing it. I'm just watching it. I think we're all past.
I'm just pouring it. Looking at every weight as I go. I'm going to come over and say something. Come on.
Come on. Excuse me, sir. I'm fucking joking with that one, mate. I'm just going to say, do you want the thing else?
I'll have another point, then, yeah. I'm a napcoon because I've got gravy on my legs. I'm going to be fucking gravy. I'm a mug.
Anyway, but yeah. So you are listening to the Super Sports Radio, and normally if you try and give you a nice little bit of something about the world and co-op here. Yes. And such like...
It's our shit like that. So this week, we've got a few little things on the agenda, John. I'm trying to go and see this, but news to him. Yeah.
But actually, let's just dive straight into a subject. Let's go straight in. Nintendo, Mario Brothers, live action film work. It's not live action animation.
It's animation. It's animation. Yeah. Ah.
It would be mad if it was... I don't really want you to be like, proper shit. Yeah, but you've got to still question what sort of... What animation style is it going to be?
Is it going to be proper cutting? Or are they going to try and do 3D? Is it going to be golem? Is Donkey Kong going to be Andy Serkis style Donkey Kong?
Well, they're stunned by the same people that do minions and Despicable Me. Right. So that's kind of like... Yeah, I'm going to get it in that style.
All that's, yeah. It could work. Could really start it. It could really start it.
It could really work. Yeah, really work. What's the newest Mario Odyssey? Odyssey.
So Mario, what is he talk about? Again. Why is it Chris Pratt being Mario? Okay, so you said this then.
You've got the power. You've got the power. You can cast anyone. They have to be alive.
Okay. It's a problem. Fuck. I don't know.
Danny DeVito. Fair. The problem is... Yeah, but if we did Danny DeVito and we've got Charlie Day as Luigi, then we'd have to sweep Dee as fucking Pete.
That would work. Mac is Donkey Kong and Dennis will have to be... Luigi. Oh no, no, because Charlie's Luigi.
I mean, that's actually really... Yeah, you'd want Dennis as Luigi. He's already played Luigi. Oh, he's not any.
How do you expect it? Oh, yeah, see. But then he's... Of course, he's whipped.
He's swapped him with Charlie, didn't he? Yeah. He's okay with the Phantom or the Opera. So did Charlie...
Did anyone ever see Charlie as Luigi in that episode? Was it just said? Because they're going back... No, you must be seen because you've got to see every different bit.
I mean, we might have to be watching it. But yeah, he might have already had a Charlie Day Luigi. That's what I did. I mean, it's all built around that, wouldn't it?
Hmm. Yeah, I mean... So what are you saying, mate, in terms of... I mean, I'm just talking about casting for a second.
What we're saying with a cast in? I mean, the thing is, I just can't envision the fucking Mario cartoon film. And I can't envision anybody in that cast list voicing any of those characters. The guy...
The guy that got the voice Mario in the fucking... Is over in the games away. Not Mario. He's in it.
That guy... The original Mario guy from the fucking games or whatever. He's got voice fucking parts in it, any. Is it?
Yes, they're chucking him in. But I don't know, mate. I've seen fucking Bob Hoskins play Super Mario. And I don't think you could top that film if I'm honest.
I think he can. Quite easily. Watch that last week, you know. Oh, did it.
Yeah, the original one. Just to refresh it. I didn't even know before I knew that this was going to happen. And it's pretty bad.
I mean, Dennis Hopper is the main bad guy. You can't ask for anyone better than a main shitty bad guy in Dennis Hopper. He was the king at that, you know, Waterworld. Oh, it's that, not the one.
Classic, isn't it? Classic, shit. Kevin Costner. I mean, they could have had Kevin Costner in his film somewhere.
Hey, you know, he could have played the part. I think with the... I read some Mario Brothers there. I think there's a lot of people who need to pay off a lot of debts to do that fucking film.
I mean, I mean, I mean, there's reasons why people in that. Have you seen that one, Jonny? I haven't seen that one. You've got to watch it, mate.
You've got to go watch that and then come back and tell us how much you loved it. What do you think, then, of the older, the new one, then? What is your... I think some of the classes are going to be pretty good.
I reckon Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong. I can see that. Watch Stone, Donkey Kong. Yeah.
Right, like, none of those, I guess, we're going to need to replace the fucking Wii. Yeah, yeah, I mean, who is the target audience? No, no, that's the thing. I feel like they, I'm guessing they're doing that thing.
It's the same, same of minions, I guess. They're in it. They can't, it's for kids, but they're casting it so that adults could... I mean, I've got fucking kids, so I'm going to have to go and take my kids to see the fucking film.
I like it, and I like it when I fucking cartoon caters towards you. But you know what I mean? It's catering for everyone. So it's that sort of thing.
You definitely know there's going to be a joke in there about Donkey Kong and a banana, and it's going to be a bit blue, and you're going to go, ooh, that's a bit blue. It's over the kids' heads, but all the dads will be like, ooh, yeah. That sort of thing is going on there. It's a hard one that, are you going to get the best out of everyone, just having it, just straight there for the kids, or for the kids, or for the, you know, you just turning into your teenagers' years.
It might be cool for you there. No, I don't know. I mean, you've got to go for a fucking young audience, and then the fucking adults, really. I mean, it's that market.
I just don't think it's between. I don't know. Once you get to that 12, 13, 14, you're not watching a fucking Mario Kart, you know? I mean, I say that, I don't know anymore.
Cut into fucking quality. I mean, cut into always been good, so I don't know. But it's Sonic. That's Sonic film, no.
You've seen that Sonic film, Johnny? I haven't seen that one. Was it any good? I've not seen it.
Yeah, I've seen it. That doesn't feel mean confidence. I've fast-forwarded a lot of that film, as well. I did watch the whole thing.
I mean, I couldn't tell you what. They do have a bar fight in there. There was a bar fight in there. I can tell you that.
I have seen the film. And Dr. Bock drives around like a big lorry. His bass is in the back of a lorry.
Right. Like Knight Rider. I wouldn't say you need to go out and watch this film. Yeah, I think we need to stop talking.
I mean, Sonic getting on this. We shouldn't be really talking. He's not fucking, he's got a sequel. Has he?
Have you seen him who's playing Knuckles? Mean Diesel? It's just like a little bit. He's not a voice worker, any.
I'm lying behind that. He's the thinking. No, I mean, Colin. I mean, he's not getting on this.
We shouldn't be really talking. You're saying that he's not fucking, he got a sequel. Has he? Have you seen who's playing Knuckles?
Mean Diesel. It's just Albert. He's heard a lot of voice. He's done a lot of money.
Look. Look. Yeah, he's done loads of Disney stuff any. He was knocking.
He's lagging, not all eduists. He's like, he's on that Disney Money now. He's done fucking Marvel's, and he's getting that fucking Disney animation. So he's got two loft conversions.
He wants to do it and that's money. Look. He wants doing so he's getting funny. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, I do like all the addresses.
He's quite, yeah. He's pretty good. Well, rounded. You know, you know what you get with him.
Remember the scene in one of the fours that Hundell's fucking protecting from the, the old Elf motherfuckers, Christopher Aylsner, whatever his name is. They're coming in, they're invisible ships just going past like the Rainbow Bridge as you go into Asgard. And then fucking Hundell's like, that's it. I'll leave my post then.
You don't leave his post. He has to leave his post. Shum, shum, run. It's Brinton Downhill, Rainbow Bridge.
Oh, yeah. And it's just, you know, you see a ship but you see a ship make. And he just, and he just puts his sword right inside that ship, pulls it down there, explodes and it's like, he's a bad ass motherfucker right now. And where's this film?
I mean, everyone else get one of the Hundell film. Or did he just stand in there in front of me? He goes in it. I mean, it's four, wait, go for it.
Oh, no! Just have a beer. And he goes like, all right. And he's like, oh, send me to fucking Valahim or whatever.
All right? You're coming Hundell? Nah, because, like, I can't... This is it really for me.
This is my job, actually. Yeah, essentially. I've got to stay here for Odin and shit. He's like, no, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
So, Phil would be very wanky there. But it'd be like that until he goes like, oh fucking smashes that shit. And they've already done that. So he's been like, you've got to be getting a different camera angle on that shit.
Sure, I'm sure he could do it. I mean, let's talk it through Epersonic, you know. Two episodes of him just standing there. Yeah, what, fella?
Third episode, the shit comes in, he breaks it down. Obviously, I think it's a fucking bridge break about sort of shit on that one, or not, is that a different one? Let's just say that the same one, then it breaks. I'm saying that same one.
Let's say it was the first one, isn't it? It breaks. What we like about dear table time is that you always get, you can always bring us in, cool us up and say, oh, you got that wrong, didn't you? We're learning as we go along.
But yeah, the way everybody's broken that one. It breaks, so let's say that happens. It breaks, so he's got a day off. Oh, yeah?
So on the fourth episode, he gets a day off. I'm going to go. Nice, yeah. It's like very few, you know, that's all shit.
Yeah, he's getting to the different fucking realms. Yeah. Getting some fucking meat and veg and shit, getting some food in. I love interest, not too much.
But you just see someone eat fancy, talk to her. Yeah, be nice. Gets a number. You know, that's...
But if you don't forget to bring it, it doesn't cause he's always on fucking working. And then obviously, you know, at the end of that episode, the art of the credit scene in that episode, because we're having art of the credit scenes and every episode is them fixing the bridge. So we know, we know he's got word the next day. So then the start of the next episode is exactly the point.
So what? No, no, it's a classic. It's a classic. Wake up, our alarm clock and he's hanging.
You know what I mean? He's like to get socks on and look like that. And a guy on a safe way to the bell, feet. You know what I mean?
It's just made of didn't he, cos Paul was being a monkey and caused me some shit, and Oden didn't quite know that he wasn't there. That's it. And then he finally gets there, he says that he goes, Hendle bring Paul back now, and Hendle literally got there, that split second, he's like, He's done it. He dies.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's it. And everyone listening, we'll have to go over things.
That's the best show I could ever watch. Yeah, I don't, you're probably wondering why we're not working directly before, dear to me. And we often ask ourselves this. I ask it, every day, man.
So that was a... That was a mario film. That mario film. do you think the premise is going to be Princess Peter B Kidnaps, he's got a rescuer or it's going to be some sort of Mario Kart fucking they got a race type.
Who's playing Bowser? Jack Black. Yeah, so he could put, I'm just wondering where they could put it. I think he could put off Kidnap in someone because he could play it a little bit lighter and not like he's in camp.
Yeah, exactly. So it doesn't seem too dangerous because if you had like a real... Yeah, peach, peach. Oh, he just said what can happen?
Yeah, keep in it there. It might be a bit scary. He's playing a guitar on two Peach and it's like a night environment two B Kidnaps in. So I think that yeah, I think it will be the classic.
She's kind of she's been kidding out of it. No, why is he getting like what is Donkey Kong's rolling out like fucking is he cameo? He's just gonna be knocking back. Yeah.
I reckon I reckon they're building up to fucking Smash Bros fucking multi crossover, isn't it? That'd be good. No, we're getting that's the West West leading and then we're going to get fucking a Zelda movie. What you're thinking that people are looking at the Disney model and how they're pulling kind of pulling them.
They're throwing a franchise that shit. They're going to start like this is the first one in a franchise of fucking Nintendo vs. some shit in here. Yeah, true.
This will lead us on to our next topic, mate. Streetfire are actually they're doing that with a lot of their Capcom own shit. So although like alternate costumes like Ken, he's got one from what's it Dante's Inferno. The other Capcom game.
It's just him in that skin basically. They've had like Darkstalk and stuff. They've had a final fight thing. So I think everyone's looking at that thing.
It's like, well, if I own that shit, well, obviously that franchise didn't do very well. But this one is like the main franchise. Yeah. That's just bringing all those shit.
I mean, the Avengers didn't make the shit characters that nobody cares about. Let's just get them in. Let's get them in. Everyone loves them now.
So, but yeah, let's just move on. Let's switch gears. Mario film. Let's see.
We'll give it a benefit of the doubt. We'll have to come back for a turbo review of that. We'll go to the cinema. We'll go to the cinema and go to the cinema and watch it.
And then we'll reconvene, aren't we? Yeah. And when's it coming out? We've got like two years or something.
What's next year? The next year. Not too bad. Not too bad.
Anyway, Street Fighter Five. Let me just break this down. So the first time I ever played Street Fighter Five, I thought it was pretty shit. And I don't know if we told this story before.
You might have heard it, Johnny, but probably I've told it on Turbo. We went to London for a special day, just getting pissed up. I think we watched X-Men apocalypse or something. Yeah.
But at the cinema, the IMAX, then we're going to watch the FA Cup Final at this pub. I'll say it to nowhere. But the reason why we picked this particular pub is because they just got PS4 and had Street Fighter Five and Street Fighter just come out. So we went there to play this game.
So we're all with me and Sam who are big fans of Street Fighter, started playing it and Matt, Ben and Kyle started playing four games. And me and Sam were playing Street Fighter on this big fucking projector screen. You think we're having the best fun ever and we're just checking over our shoulder, looking at us, people having more fun playing this shit ball game behind us. And this game that we're waiting for probably four years to come out.
So we kept checking and then we turned, me and Sam changed the rule that whoever dies, obviously you just give the controller over someone else. So you could get out of playing Street Fighter. Oh yeah, Matt, sure. No, I can't even say something.
So then I'm playing a ball game. I'm enjoying myself. And then everyone's going to do it. And then we just fuck it off.
And then we'll play ball games a little bit. And then the FA Cup Final comes on as well. And we didn't care about that either. We were playing.
We were playing. We were playing. Dicksit. Yeah.
And you can invent your own rules and put it to your whole gimmick, mate. Mate, you loved it. It was a good day out. I mean, you do have to, I mean, you do need to have a fair few people playing it and you do need to be pissed and you do need to invent your own rounds, but it's fucking quality.
It's a good fucking, I mean, we must have played that for a good like three hours. Oh, easy. Yeah, easy. Anyway, so that was my starting point with Street Fighter 5.
Like it weren't a good outing. It really weren't. I mean, it's up against a lot, you know, but it didn't do very well. So I didn't play, and then recently got myself Street Fighter 5 13 quid.
So, you know, I wouldn't pay for it, but I'd pay 13 quid for it. I mean, I'll be playing online and I've been fucking taking scouts, mate. I tell you, I mean, it's silver league now top 50,000 people in Europe. So, okay, only 255.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. So, yeah, I'm just just warming up. I mean, warming up and I've got my classic catch raises now and I'm quite certain people.
Obviously, you don't have to talk to people because I'm doing that, but I call people. Well, I tell people about shit technique. That's my go to your technique, shit, mate. You're probably beating me this point now.
That's what I'm saying to him. That's a technique shit. Boring, born, cunt, classic combo, is another one. Because there's a lot of people now and StreetBites kind of turn into a bit of Tekken.
I don't know if you take a back and day. It was all combination. You'd do a sequence with your fingers and then your fight would do something for you. StreetBites got a little bit out in there now and that's kind of like an internet because you could get half of your health taken off of you.
Oh, yeah. For one, you know, for one miss block. And it's a bit like, well, that's a leveler. Rather, you should be just, I put you in block, you know, it should be a bit of a dance, mate.
You know what I mean? It should be more realistic. Yeah, it should be to say true to its roots. I mean, StreetBites, you turbo.
You couldn't smash them. You could smash them up. You could smash them and start haduking them again. That's a classic.
I remember a guy I used to know a year ago, he had his own arcade cabinet and he got a load of fucking the ROMs or the fucking balls he put into it. He had a copy of like, Super Street Fighter II, but he had a hacked copy of a fucking mad copy or something. And there's like, shit in there, we were like, well, you would do a fucking, like a dragon punch, but like for haduking. I remember telling me about this.
Like, Channalia, do a spinning bird kick and fucking haduking, just fire a fucking fanny shooting and that was fucking mad. Like, that was just a death, like, all you're smashing the buttons. Yeah, yeah. It's enjoyable.
Yeah, it's a lot. So do you have a go-to character then? Oh, yeah, I'm still fucking right here, which I call him. It's not really really, but I've got to fucking put my own spin on it.
That's me. Evil right here. Evil right here. Evil right here.
Blacked up, red head and red head gloves. So I was using this like a other costume where you just look like fucking like a shadow. Oh, yeah. I was looking for this evil.
I didn't see it. It was right next to that one. I just wasn't looking at that one. But now I'm there.
My gimmick's sorted. I fight in Viscence stage. Just my home turf. And then Viscence stage on the Street Fighter II.
It's at the last level. That's my level. You hit the last level when you fight me. And I'm properly enjoying it.
It's like a close game. I'm playing it. It is, but I'm properly hooked for it now. I'm surprised.
I mean, the thing is, though, I've got to look at is, before drinking too much, I don't think about it, but not too much in a week now, but I think my wife prefers me to go home and play Street Fighter for a fight, then being a pub and not come home that night. So I think... You know, I know, there's not perfection. It's better than what it was.
So I think I'm winning. And it's just how it is before when I was off the do-mat about my GJ5. Oh, yeah. I was playing GJ5 every day trying to steal the tank and the Harrier from Area 51.
So was you playing online or just a single player? No, just single player. Yeah. And that's all I'm thinking about was trying to steal that tank, which I did do.
Matt's seen a video. I did get a tank out of there. The Harrier with the jet. Are you supposed to do it now?
How did you do it now? What's your technique then? Well, you can either... He's watching a video anyway.
No. You get in your car, you drive up, and you go... I'm not getting in. I can get in easy.
I'm not getting in easy. How do you get that jet out there? Well, you fly low. You don't want to fly up too high because you get shot down.
So you fly low, and then you go around the mountain and you're free man. Right. Well, I'd say my technique... I don't even know if you're doing that ever fucking day, man.
Yeah. You know, my technique is, mate, it's a bit classy and you're always a bit more flamboyant. Go on then. I'll just back flip over the hangar behind myself.
So you straight away, you're back with out of it. And you just turn your over to the mountain because the mountain's right behind you. Yep. So, yeah, try that one next time when you're on the fly.
I've also been shot down, well shot, and still landed that, landed that harrier. Nice. Yeah, put it up. I used to love going online, stealing the harrier, and then just finding people on the map and just shooting them down.
I would just chase them for ages. They'll go on those what they're doing. But I'm just chasing them down doing like strafing runs. Nice.
I'll go in the first person view, pretend like it's like Top Gun or something, and just mow down the street. Just utter carnage. Yeah, I only played online once and I just, I was just driving down the street and you see a rocket launch it. Every time.
Yeah, that's me and Harriet. Yeah. Yeah. Take me to the ding dong.
It's literally this old boy just sitting in the middle of the, like, you're just staying in the middle of this bridge on foot. And I'm like, I found myself a decent car. I'm not like a Lamborghini, but something pretty quick. And I'm hammering towards him.
Like, I'm going to run him over. And then he just blew me up every time. Well, the same fella. Yeah, keep going.
I keep going and find him. He's just standing on this bridge. I like, sounding him. He's got, he's got good powers.
Yeah. I think you start with a pistol. And then I, you know, probably just shot a train passing by just because you might as well. And then you've got no ammo.
Then you run around unarmed. And then you've got to get a car and then try and attack people with a car. But everyone else got a rocket launch it. So play online mate.
That's Joel. Right. Stay away from that. I'll just stick to the street for online mate.
Yeah. But yeah, Silver League now. I'm in a Silver League. So it's got to get to the Gold League now.
But it's going to be different. He wants a bit more praise on you there, Jonny. Oh, I am really impressed. Like, when you sent in the turbo track the other day.
I was very impressed because online on those fighting games is fucking brutal. You know, people are there. I'm on there. I'm brutal.
Don't give up some people. Like you'll get, it's annoying because you'll get some people that you like, it's all in like an experience points or whatever. And that's how you kind of, you maybe win 50 points per game or whatever. And then that gets you up to different leagues and save you up to 2000 points during the Silver League and 5000 points during the Gold League or whatever.
But you'll be, sometimes you'll be fighting somebody who's like 2000 points ahead of you. And so I invite people 2000 points below me. What's the way it's a fairness in that then? Like, I'll be like, smashing people, but they're fighting me and they're kind of, they're looking at Gold League or whatever.
I'll be like, I mean, it's like, well, in a second. They're, you know, they're going to, they're going to. I guess, if you're probably doing well and doing a lot of fucking fights, they probably stick on their head. Yeah, maybe it's your ratio.
Yeah, that might be it. Yeah, yeah. You're not fighting them every time, but you're a dead chuck one in there to fucking. If I had a win streak.
Yeah. Yeah. That's a tumble we have any. That's a tumble we have.
Because you're getting too big fucking bb ball, that's a shit. That's just not a good way of winning, mate. Yeah, I'm going to come in and then, vice and you don't need to. You don't even thought many bisons, mate.