78- No fingers please

You're back!! So are we with a really great #puffer post! Monica from NY taught us what "Beer Goggles" are- it was her first time hitting the glass bong at a party, and after the 1st one- she was hooked- puffed that bad boy for a while and decided she needed "fresh air" and took a walk out back and she hear a rustling in the leaves- a kitty!! So she tried catching this little guy- it was hissing at her- running under and around cars- 2 guys came to help her wrangle that little guy.... only to find out when they cornered it it was an OPOSSUM!! HAHAHAHA Annette began the evening with a tale of a dance- not just any dance. Police were called to the scene of a domestic dispute, once they arrived the man in question was outside flailing his arms and then proceeded to climb on top of the sheriff's SUV and began a dance routine for the YEARS- he flash danced to "Rich Girl" and "Good Bye Stranger", all to ward off VAMPIRES!!! Perhaps bath salts were involved-perhaps mushrooms- either way the cops got a show;) Tonya my sweet- shares a story about a methman that was still so fucked up- that when the cops came to do a safety check and ask for his ID & registration- he handed them his pills, meth and over 3 K in cash- this dipshit was quickly detained and booked. Here's the PSA- don't sample the drugs you are selling !! Good for ya! Annette shared a tale of a man who had some cops show up to his house to arrest him for a few outstanding warrants-he told them he had to "go somewhere" and with that- he took off in his car- racing down the block and then driving thru neighbors backyards mowing down wooden fences and tearing up grass- he ditched the car and ran on foot- he proceeded to go thru homes- stealing as he went. 1 house found 3 empty Capri Sun's- seems our guy needed to rehydrate;) After 2.5 hours- a horad of cops and K-9's located this bandit and booked him! Tonya the queen of darkness arises again! Bringing a folk lore back;) These guys stalk the northern forest of the US and Canada. This creature is a cannibalistic monster- believed to have been a human, turned to cannibalism to survive and then became this terrifying folklore tale that is still told to this day- beware of the forest at night the El Gonquin will find you. Thanks Aunt K for reading;) SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!