Real good. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian's Sports Podcast. It's a real good show back for episode 79, an episode that will show some tantalizing promising skill but be given such an inflated contract right out the gate that it will never really amount to what it could have if you just left it alone and made it earn it. didn't have to earn anything and therefore it didn't really want to do anything that's episode 79 hopefully the prophecy does not come to sit out for an entire year to get out of the episode is going to come out in 2018 oh that's probably normal on our schedule I would think Justin Morris that with you once again with me as always is seven heck this is John Cullen coming in live from the RJS studios John world order is obviously in full effect as I'm sitting here with the two members of the show that have betrayed me and it's it's a I don't know how we're gonna get through this episode it's gonna be it's gonna be a hostile take over clear the air here he's taken over that's right I'm taking over and I mean if you guys want to try and clear the air we can but I'm pretty hurt I think I think this pod is in desperate need of rescuing right now well I'm gonna give you a counterpoint cuz your own thing is that we open the cards right yeah you curled at the BC provincial data yes I did yeah cuz you guys are really fucking back early you don't know that I have a pretty good sense of that oh yeah lonboling is the ice lonboling you sort of yeah so I was a lonboling provincial champion yeah well I mean if you guys want to go curl sometime then I'll take you out we'll see how good you are yeah you come open cards with us to but well I would have but you're curling without us you see me open those cards you know I'm a very delicate touch it's extremely important yeah I don't I don't both of you would be bad at that and I listened to the episode you did without me and aside from being pierced in the heart I did notice that you really the donor thank you's were really lacking we're we're incredibly lacking actually given that you know these are people that have that have donated to our show and you really you know you guys just kind of sat here and you just you know we're just you just kind of clumped everyone's name together you didn't really give them a fair shake and so I'm gonna do that now well in my in my donor thank you segment so if we could play the theme song that would be great thank you for donating to the show all right so first of all I would like to thank technically the theme song for the not John order well I mean not really everything is the John world order and if you want to be on the scene on the team with Conan and Rick Steiner then you go right ahead okay so first I'd like to thank Andrew Polson we thank you for hosting yeah but you didn't really because you just kind of clumped them all it was just like oh Andrew Polson the Voltery Kivin and I thank him I thank him so thoroughly that I even said he's barely thanked him so thank you to over here can't even say as not it's not cavignan we used him for a segue it's not AI I don't think it's pronounced good mind him I think he said I got it right when I said it before didn't he said his name multiple oh whatever think you would have corrected but maybe John world or it's too polite it's pronounced given in Sam Russian thank you for your five dollar pledge Sam a longtime fan I believe from episode one a day one fan I believe a team color member I don't think so thank you for that and then Voltery obviously mention that I gave I gave Voltery a shout out in the first episode of real John show by talking about Finland so you're welcome for that I've also got Steve Schneider good good guy five dollar pledge from him and I actually know a few steve Schneider's all good guys all great guys nothing wrong with them for sure Eric Putler thank you very much it's like he's like a butler but he's good at golf Eric Putler and guys yeah and we also got a 573 pledge about just 5.53 from Sarah Butterworth our official ring at expert and she did actually text me after you made your very inflammatory comments about ring at and asked for ring at to be included in our GS for I said that I would be embarrassed if my son asked to play a game that isn't exclusive we didn't say son I don't know what I said child assume that I have very masculine sperm yeah and thank I assume I have masculine sperm what's the alternative yeah I don't is there a feminine there has to be and a five dollar and 34 cent pledge from Ian Walmart which obviously air to the marks work warehouse line of fame so anyway thank you to all the donors that's really appreciate all the donors right and the money on your for getting a donut there's a new donor oh yeah we do actually sorry we do have a one dollar donation and one dollar does not get mentioned on the show that does so thank you who donated it we I've always thank one I'm okay step on step on pledge one dollar it's a pronounced that's from me oh you pledge the dollar to your own show so you guys have to thank me on the show did you play did you just like play yourself you donated to your own show I'm gonna rescind the donation because you gave because that technically you just gave me 33 cents it's like your because it was your full dollar and then you just gave me 33 and one third cent by donating it to the show you're only giving up 66.6 so essentially you're supporting the job I bought some more DJ golf today so yeah but I'm supporting more of like two-thirds is going to team our G well 33 that was already your own money so technically the 66 cents you're giving away you're splitting between you're splitting away and then me right yeah but yeah I'm also getting not just 33 cents but French also well I thought I had friendship you guys really ones you through that just to be that anyone who hasn't been following our Facebook group is probably thoroughly confused right now but we did say it was about we did some stuff yeah so when I was away at the BC curling championships congratulations by the way we came second heartbreaking heartbreaking loss maybe more made more heartbreaking by the fact that on the show Justin and Stefan violated a show rule which is whenever we get a gift we open it all together and they decided to open it on their own without me and it turned out to be possibly the best gift the show is ever seen like I said for it like I said Chris James Stefan's new best friend or whatever was the guy that was here so if you haven't been following on the Facebook group or you didn't see on the Twitter I've started my own show real John show rjs the first episode came out this morning rave reviews the first ever video podcast to get over a hundred views on the show and it's just it's been blowing up I didn't say rave reviews just said rave reviews okay literally just said rave it's gotten a ton of rave reviews it's been really great for me and everyone really the support's been pouring in my agent has just been by rave reviews you mean you like high on ecstasy to enjoy it no I don't think that's what I mean at all I think I took that to be the media well you guys would since you're like that's right there whatever but but yeah so in any case it's been a huge success so far thank you to everybody supporting team Colin look and and the John world order look and support the show though you can support the show by donating to patreon.com slash real good show because even if you support these two you're still also supporting me so thank you but I will also accept your donations directly and also again just just to reiterate every dollar that you support the majority of that dollar does not go towards John so even if you're not on team Colin still head on over to patreon.com show so far there's really been no one that's come out against it at all which has been really nice aside from Hannah it's like aside from Hannah Konda who we've already established is our worst listener but I've never established that you that's Justin's words that's literally going that's your words not mine I never said that you all you like almost every he's trying to feed you.
You're trying to solve every episode you bring it up. Oh Hannah everybody knows. If anybody thinks that you are a man of the people John they need to be taken to school because anybody who's in school already knows that you fucking hate them. Well they shouldn't go to school that would be a huge mistake but I came here tonight.
Hey you were bragging about your your scholarly yeah leaning in the video yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah a little bit critical. No it doesn't because I've already firmly established on their show that when I was in university I would not have complained to a podcast about being poor. I would have just accepted that I was poor that was that's all been my whole thing. I have nothing against kids in university but just don't talk to me.
You know what I mean like I would have never talked to adults when I was. And that's a team that's a people are citing. Yes. This is the guy.
Not the guy who says never write to me. Never tweet at me. Well I'm not gonna put my fucking address on mail things to me. Yeah but Justin never answer the questions in the mailbag.
Never answer any questions. I answer who keeps track of the mailbag scores. Who mails out all the prizes. Who's always saying no more questions.
No no no time for that's actually. That's actually fair. Yeah we really did have to make a new segment so you would stop at questions. But yeah okay so I think who pays for DJ drops.
You have paid for the DJ drops out of the Patreon money that we made for the show. Well no that's been my money so far. That's far yeah I haven't compensated. Yeah okay well I mean good.
Great. You have a job. It's pretty cool. I think that's worth being a mighty.
Well I bought the laptop I recorded the first episode of RJS with so who's who now. Wait all real good Stefan comes out. Oh great yeah I like that you guys are already copying my shit. Justin's posting a video you're making it like everybody's just making videos now big fucking surprise.
John comes up with the ideas everyone else copies the ideas. This is a this is a movie we've seen before. I wanted to say that I came here with a piece offering this evening. Yeah you did.
I brought you a pack. Oh wow. Your key 21 official. Thank you.
Real good show trading cards. Oh wow what I almost don't want you to have them. What a guy. Well they're mine they're a third mine.
I guess so yeah. Which which segments did you guys not get. I don't know what we get here. Oh well look at that first card out of the pack.
John Cullen first card. That's because I use it as a prop in my video obviously. Oh we got Jesse Ferrar we got Jessica Sands we got one good thing. Did you guys get that one last time?
No I see that one. Yeah so this is one good thing with a picture of DVDs on it. Is that your specific video? No it isn't.
There's a Justin Morris that card another Stefan Hack another John Cullen another for our another Jessica a review review another Stefan another Justin this is a really heavy pack. It's a really heavy pack. It's a really heavy pack if you know what I mean do Jesse Ferrars in here so. Real heavy pack.
Oh can we play the Jesse Drop that I made? Oh we sure can. Yeah you mentioned his podcast. Anyway I will say before we get to that I am a professional above all else and so I will put my few decide to continue the rest of this episode and we do have a special guest on Friday and I will behave myself during that episode.
We should get over the team and I would imagine. Bye Friday. I would imagine. Wait a minute wait a minute.
Wait a minute wait a minute. Okay well we'll put everything. All right well we'll see what happens in any case I will continue the rest of the episode as normal like like we're friends you know even though we're obviously not. You know it's gonna be a look out for RJ episode two coming this week.
I'm gonna be posting a self-suck video on Facebook. Okay well that's that's great. Yeah so yeah that's where you yeah that's where you suck your own dick. Yeah perfect.
Jesse Ferrar is not on the show today. No but I'm like John Stefan and I have a great deal of respect for him as evidenced by the commissioning of this DJ Drop. Welcome back to the Jesse Ferrar show up next proof of Jared Fogle's innocence. Jesse showed it canceled after that episode.
That sounds like a lot of respect you're showing Jesse. Okay just so much respect. I did make I guess it's like a segment started but I made DJ Drop 4. Are we opening more of these backs or what are we doing?
Well but it's we're within the first 15 minutes. We kind of opened up. Oh yeah we've seen all of the cards for the for Yuki's pack right now I think. Right well you guys have it all of them.
Yeah you can flip through them if you want it you know personally. These are pretty dope. I would have been there for my bros on Sunday or Saturday both days really. I would have just stuck around.
I would have just stuck around and hung out with your main dudes you know trips to the Briar those come and go but good friends are forever. Yeah when we record on Sunday. So would you guys say would you guys say that you're that before all of this feud you considered me to be a good friend. I didn't say Justin said that.
Yeah okay so the provincial's word Abbot's word just a 45 minute drive down the highway. Normally good friends would. Yeah we had to record. I drove to Abbot's.
We had to record. Yeah to watch WWE. I learned a valuable lesson which is don't drive to Abbot's. We had to record though.
Yeah it was the whole thing. Yeah we probably do our. You had an entire week to record after episode. We've got we've got an ad to do here.
So let's get to more important things here. We've got a paid app. That's the bottom line you've got to come and watch. We have some sponsors to do.
You've got to come and watch. But we didn't. No you didn't. So instead rip from my heart out.
Yeah which is great. SeatGeek.com that's what I'm talking about. Stop up getting stuck my dick. So is that all?
It's going to be just a matter of time before SeatGeek gets ripped from a that's all we had to say too right? No. That was the updated copy. Yeah did people buy tickets to see you curl?
Could I have gotten into that for free or was it a ticket event? Well there you go. I was wasting all my money on that. The ticket was probably the same cost as the DJ drop.
Do you think you could have resold your tickets to that event? I don't think so but if I had the number one place two buy tickets to see you in the curling provincial finals would have been the SeatGeek mobile app. Just like it's the number one place to buy hockey tickets this NHL season because there's nothing like being behind the glass for the biggest matchups of the year and with SeatGeek it's never been easier to get the guaranteed seats you want for a great value wouldn't you say? I would say.
I would say. Can we have a drop again? Please display it once. Oh no a little later.
Can you just play right now? I know that. We'll come back to it. That's not talking about.
Do we all have the Seaky Gaps on our phone gentlemen? We do. I believe we do. Oh absolutely.
Do we use it on the reg? Yeah. Use it on the absolute reg. You know what I do it once a week I download stuff hub and then just throw it in the trap.
You stole phone? Yeah I download it on like data too like just not like on like LTE or whatever. Is that why you feel comfortable like donating the dollar to the show because you're just burning money. Was he throwing these phones?
Yeah like half my data in my plan goes towards just downloading stuff up and I'm like walking around. But also you have to get a new phone afterwards right? Just somebody fished out. Why are you downloading stuff?
No I'm like no I don't like throw I'm like in the phone guard. Why do you download stuff hub? To be so I can be like oh I hold it down on the phone and I hold my thumb down. It's like how people protested Uber and even if you didn't have an Uber account a lot of people downloaded it to make one and then they actually and just be like fuck you Uber.
That seems kind of productive. I think a lot of people did that. I deleted mine and then they emailed me and were like oh it's not actually deleted anyway just to get back Yeah because with Seakeake you can rest assured that you always get the best deal on every ticket because Seakeake price compares for you by searching multiple ticket sites. Prices can vary depending on where you shop but Seakeake will always find you the lowest available price and they want to help you get the most bang for your buck.
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You know where to get played again. Play again. I should have gotten him to read our promo code. You can get an even deeper discount.
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The real John show we are a 100% ad free business. We will you'll never ever ever see an ad on real John. Yes because there are ones to add on that. You were less business also.
100 views, ditch. You're you're currently your little promo video is getting Merck done Facebook so I would be I would be a little bit careful. I'll be a little bit careful. No I'm next.
I'm next. Yeah real good. Yeah. Stefan's got to post him suck at his own dick which you can only do because his foreskin is so long.
Play that drop. Oh yeah that's still on there's no way to keep on it. I'm gonna have that one on hand at the moment. Okay well yeah.
Seakeake.com that's what I'm talking about. Stop hugging suck my dick. You are listening to real good show. Stefan Heck is incredibly uncircumcised.
Oh hell yeah baby. He's such a pro like again so I got three drops. There's one more coming later in the show and he did them in like less than an hour and he emailed me at one point and I was like oh man like is he emailing me to say like man I'm not gonna say Jared Vogel is innocent like I don't I'm not doing that for you. No he was like how do you pronounce Jesse Ferrar and I had to record myself saying Jesse.
It might have actually been funnier if he said like Jesse Ferrar or something like that. Well the last time what happened is he sent like three or four different versions with like with when with my name in there he would say it like Stefan Stefan he said like two or three different ways and and he's like man this guy is just you know he's a pro. He kills me. Yeah professional speaking of the big man the fan art contest we've extended to the end of February.
We got some great stuff so far. You are competing if you have not been listening to the last couple weeks here you're competing to win a customized drop of your own. Yes by submitting fan art to us either on the Facebook group or on the Twitter page at reality show or emailing it or mailing it in the mail because Yurki 21 suddenly said that his cards that he made that he's kind of like these grand father in the middle of the contest. These cards are unbelievable and I would have had a much bigger reaction Yurki had they not been open in any case we are also it's no longer one DJ drop for one winner.
There's going to be five DJ drops for five winners because we love doing these DJ drops so much and also you guys are funny. Yeah oh yeah the fan art has been unbelievable when Stefan suggested the idea for the contest I wasn't sure you know I because I felt like okay well there'll probably be a couple people that will that will try really hard but then everyone else so you know we'll probably get some really half-assed stuff and it's been really amazing. Now John you keep talking about the fact that you weren't there when we opened the card. I wasn't.
But you were there. No I wasn't. You were always there. No I was never there.
I was definitely not there. I was really. I heard it back from Avid's. You guys saw me on TV.
It was it was on tape delay. We were watching something that had been recorded earlier in the day. That's correct. And you hurried home from Avid's.
No I did not. And then came over to my house. I've never been on the show. And you were there.
I was not there. We have audio. If you were being there. I was not there guys.
You were. I'm. Okay. Have you not gone back and listened to the show?
Oh because I wasn't there. I don't listen to the show. I don't listen to shows I'm not on. You guys should know that.
Well God. Let me play it for you right now. Fine whatever. But speaking of Finnish listeners.
He's definitely my favorite. That's Chris James. My address of course is listed on the website. Talking to you.
Not but you're key. Twenty one. We weren't sure if we were going to open this. Well in case it's a bomb.
Yeah. I was. I will. Yeah.
There's Chris again. Chris was also there. But you were there on the Ottawa collectible shop managed by a mysterious old man enjoy J. Twenty one.
So they're cards. Very well could be a bomb. We have been receiving cards in the mail. I will say this is pretty.
Okay. You can stop it. I will say that that was that was pretty awesome by your key. Twenty one.
I don't even know how many episodes he had to go back through to splice my voice into that. I was pretty well. I know. I think that may have all just been spliced from when he sent the.
I think a lot of the laser. Yeah. Well it's pretty awesome. No.
Oh I mean that happened. Yeah. That was you there. John was shown an alternate timeline where he wasn't there.
By like an angel possibly played by Don Cheadle and he decided that you know what he's been spending too much time focusing on business and his like curling pursuits and he's lost sight of what truly matters and that's his family and his podcasting family. You say I've lost sight of my family. So you decide to make a decision to turn it all around having seen a terrifying alternate future and ultimately I think you made the right decision having learned a valuable lesson from a guy named Angel really and that was not at all the plot of the nickel stage film The Family Man. That's exactly what happened to you.
I agree. I honestly do know. Should we play the third? Yeah.
I think it's time to acknowledge that we still have more cards to open here. And I am very the hatchet. Yeah let's bury that. Let's open some cards together the way it was meant to be.
So here we go. It's time to open some motherfucking desert storm trading cards. Oh hell fucking yeah. I got to get some drops.
You got some great cards in the pack you opened on The Real John Show. George W book. Yeah. George H W book.
Yeah. George H W book. Yeah. George H W book.
You also have the Pentagon. I got the Department of Defense. We got a awful sick bomber. After a bad start.
I did. I noticed that of all the geography cards most of them have just been countries on a map but Norway for some reason had like a beautiful. Yeah. Looks amazing.
Like I want to go to Norway. Yeah. Okay. Let's see what we got.
Tomahawk cruise missile. Okay. This but this looks like when you first opened it. I thought it looked like it looks like an epi pen.
Oh it does actually. Yeah. It looks like a just a giant epi pen and this looks like a sick rain though. 2,500.
It looks like a tampon actually like still in the plastic. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.
Map reading. Oh that's one of the military skills going out to read a map. Like this is great. Reading maps is an essential skill for civilians and the military.
Time when oh my god. It actually defines maps. Maps are scale drawings of portions of the earth's surface as seen from above. Wow.
It says that on the card. To save space on maps symbols are used to identify common features such as roads and bridges, electric power facilities, bodies of water, airfields and railroads. But when these cars came out in 1991. Just a little bit of maps.
Yeah. It's just been invented. But ordinary civilians had to use maps all the time because you have your phone. Yeah.
Of course. Yeah. So if you're going to leave your house somewhere, you need a map in your glove compartment. National Security Act.
Okay. That's it allow. Okay. I mean you have to read that.
It's morning. South Korea. Okay. Check us Slovakia which this is another actual picture obviously doesn't exist anymore.
But this is a good picture of Prague. But now obviously we refer to them as Slovakia and Czechia. We have the FIM 92A stinger. Absolutely love to be stuck.
Sweet. This can shoot it up to five kilometers out of a gun. The Knox class frigate. Oh frigate.
Great level of old night. One of my favorites. The you didn't even like gold night. No, I hate it.
Well, I was wrong with you. I thought you just preferred perfect dark and then you act. I don't hate gold night. It's just like it's over.
That's not over. It's like a kingdom system. I don't know. That's like a form of government.
Yeah. Just as it's a constitutional law. The UN. Okay.
We've got a lot of UN. It's a pretty weak pack Jerusalem. This is a terrible you imagine if you bought this pack. This is a really bad pack.
But at least this has the wall. The wailing wall. And then Italy. The wailing wall sounds like our Facebook page.
Right. Well, that was a shit pack of cards. Well, that was a very disappointing one of the best packs came out of the hard. I don't think the hatchet has been buried at all.
Real John show. But I do want to say when we first opened this first pack a couple of weeks ago when Nick like was here, you asked the question, John, I believe, who is this for? Who would have opened these when they came out as a child who's right into the store to buy operation desert storm trading cards and listener of the show friend of the show, Michael Hudson did say when he was a child, he was fucking all about operation. I did some research into it.
And so we have the pro set version and apparently tops came out with them first. And the tops ones were so successful that other card companies copied them. So this is so pro set was like a copy of people were like jacked out about the war. Yeah.
I mean, I guess like we were I was seven. You guys were like two. Yeah. So it's not as exciting.
Like we don't we don't really have the context. Is there the whole like there's the Whitney Houston like national and the god bless America? Yeah, 1991. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In any case, speaking of women, yeah, speaking of women talk to there's the thing.
Yeah. Talk to there's the thing. Great segue wonderful stuff from the true segue champion. Yeah.
Real good show. Real good show. I just want to make you guys look better. So you do that every time.
Yeah, we are official female tennis player. Yeah. Very official. It's been in the news a couple times.
She has been yeah. I just sport so I started swimsuit issue and looking not so bad, I might say. Is this our clip of the week or do we have no? Oh, no, no, I was just a clip.
It's a clip. It's a good. Yeah, it's just a clip of the week is pretty short. Yeah, we're just checking in on our official tennis player.
That's what she's up to. So what happened was during the Super Bowl, she tweets something about how the game is basically over and then some guy was like New England's gonna come back to win. And then did he say if they win, you got to go on a date with me? I think he did.
And then she's like, okay. And then is that good or? Yeah, that's good. And then she's I was just showed Justin and Stefan a picture from her swimsuit issue.
In any case, there was like kind of a you know, it was like a jokey sort of promise that yeah, I'll go on a date with you if you win. Of course. Yeah. And this is a guy just some random guy.
Random dude from Boston, I think. Who's probably a picture with Tiger Woods. Yeah, even like a picture of him. No, not even a picture of you.
And then she was like, yeah, I'll do it. I mean, obviously it was probably her agent being like, hey, this would be good publicity for you. Yeah. Yeah.
After the whole sex concussion. Yeah. The sex cushion. Exactly.
After the sex cushion. So they went on a date to a Brooklyn Nets game. Yes, they did. So this is the we actually haven't we checked in with our official male tennis player, Nick Curios.
Though we haven't actually checked in the most recent news from him, which was that he desperately wanted to participate right in the celebrity Allstar game and then had to withdraw. Yeah, fortunately, because he was officially listed as a participant. Yeah. And then something must have changed in the last two weeks.
He got jobs. He's out. But let's let's check in on Jeannie and her date with John Gertie. You said he wanted it to be less awkward than maybe it's in or maybe how's it going so far?
It's going great. He's um, he's normal. It's awesome. I was like, I was like, I was like, because his Twitter professor was a big Tiger Woods.
So I was like, Oh my God, he's one of those super fans. I don't even know what he looks like. Um, but he's awesome. It's such a sports fan and I was like, okay, normal.
Is that a big concept? That's a good term. Yeah. Like she said, my I didn't even have a photo up on my Twitter.
So the fact that she agreed to it without a photo is amazing. So they're there. I was having a one I would be like $1,000 to have Jeannie call me normal. Yeah.
That should just be like a service. That right there means that she probably never will. Well, I guess that's a good point. Yeah.
I don't know. But I definitely, yeah, it's got to be interesting. I would just be getting wasted if I was him. Yeah, like he definitely doesn't seem to have that great of a personality, but she seems pretty outgoing.
Like I think she can probably just make the best of this. Yeah, make the best of this. But I did like so just before that she did say that she was like, I didn't really want to do like a one on one date. And she just like couldn't say because I didn't want to get murdered.
But she like, but you could that was definitely, she's like, yeah, I just didn't want to go on like a one on one date because you know, we never met before. So it might have been a little bit awkward to just if we just went for dinner or something like that. So I decided to bring him to a nets game, which was really definitely her way of saying. Yeah, that was definitely her way of saying I did not want to be duct tape and thrown into a trunk.
So we're going to meet in a public. Can you imagine though, if it was like a feel good starter, she's like, Oh, can you sure it's going to date with a fan? Yeah. And like a week later, it's like, do you be sure it is like missing?
Well, they have a pretty good idea who took it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We do have a clip at the week though. We do. We do. And it's a I think he's been on the show before.
So recurring appearance. Yes. From NHL official West McCauley, the last time. The official official of real good show last time he appeared on the program.
West McCauley was it was mostly nonverbal. Yes. So it didn't really translate very well for the listeners at home. Well, actually, well, because oh, what did he do?
See him. What was it? He was making like wild justiculations. Yeah.
No, no, I thought it was, uh, no, no, it wasn't that. It was, um, oh, here. What was it? He said no, he said something in the last one too.
It was, uh, Oh, see the official who told, uh, Ryan Reeves, the goal score. Oh, yes, it was. Yeah. So he was the guy who told Ryan Reeves that he's a fucking goal scorer.
And oh, yeah, he did the like, good goal. It was like, he pointed to say he's like, I'm not on the ice. We got a goal. Yeah.
Yeah. That was more. That was more visual. That's true.
That's actually technically West McCauley's third appearance. Third appearance of the week, which I believe puts him in the lead. I think your right. Bob causes appeared like 50 times.
Well, yeah, but you know what I mean. Same thing. Right. I don't count.
Here's West McCauley. Uh, well, uh, he's assessing the penalties after a bit of a kerfuffle 47 for Boston. Well, guys, play it again. I just love that shit.
There's, there's a more guy. There's, he's actively trying to crank the back side of the head. Get it on. I want more officials to be like this.
47 for Boston. Well, guys, I'm in the teacher fighting. That's like a minute into the game. I like, yeah.
They're going wild. Cause like, I, I, my other favorite ref thing that they do is when they do the, uh, is when it's like a French Canadian guy and you can tell the American fans are just not really like, uh, we got the Vancouver number, uh, 27, uh, two minute for the tripping. And usually they like, oh, god. Usually they can't turn the mic back on properly.
Yeah. So they're just like talking in those sounds. No, no, no, no, no, no. Exactly.
But West is all over that shit. Oh, I love it. I love that guy. And we actually have a third.
Yeah. We have a bonus clip this week. I don't think I have. I have it.
I'll play it. Uh, so this comes from the, uh, from the BC curling provincials. This is, uh, during the final or no, this is sorry, this is during the semi final. Uh, my team is playing it and, uh, my, the final was being worked by, uh, by two friends of ours from pucks on net Ryan shop and Paul McClellan.
And Paul McClellan was actually the on air host. And I think Ryan was doing some producing or behind scene stuff. And, uh, so obviously they're fans of RGS and I was told that Paul made over five references to real good show over the course of the three games that I played on television. Uh, but here is one that Ryan recorded and sent to me on, on Twitter.
So this is from the BC men's curling semi final. So we talked about real life because John, Helen, interesting, mixed teacher, stand up comic and podcast right here. He's really good at podcasting. Absolutely.
Yeah. And real good at cooking too. Got to be there. Pretty great.
Can you hear your yelling? Um, I like that. It's a good shout out. Thank you.
Yeah. Thanks. You were yelling. You were just kind of I said back to you, which is the T line.
Well, you guys, you'll see got to get there. Yeah. Yeah. You guys know what the, guys are really good at.
That's why we should have all the current. You know what the back to you know, yeah. That's why it's why it's why it's so just just I can throw some curling. Turn it straight.
Listeners probably don't know. So what is back to me and just don't know. I'm gonna skip that one all together because I think that's like an obvious one. That's like, you know, grade one, curling, curling one.
I'm talking about Americans who are at curling. But even Americans, so I would maybe say for the Americans, if you could just tell them what back T is, since you guys are trying. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna quiz you on some curling terms right now. Okay.
Drop in the bucket. Is that when there's a leak in the roof and they have to put a bucket on the ice so that it does pool on the ice? You got that? I mean, that's easy.
Yeah, it's easy. Uh, twist in the knob. Twist in the knob is when you it's basically, it's an unfortunate kind of situation. It's more of an insider term.
You don't really say it. You don't really say it out loud, but it is obviously the curling slide very flexible and sometimes you're under where not as flexible as you are. Yeah. Twist the knob.
Yeah. Hit the split. Hit the split is actually when you there's a rock just in front of the house and you just shave the side of the rock to split both of them onto the rings to count. Eat in a huge chunk of dog shan.
That is when you eat a huge chunk of dog shan. That's a kidding. That's a kidding. Anyway, sorry, I just I still would love to hear.
I mean I know our list. Let's go back to you. We have three questions. Top three questions of the week.
I think like why would we even waste our time on that? I mean, I just you know, just because you guys are so good at curling and everything. Yeah, so exactly. Why would I stoop down to the level like a newbie curler?
Well, just because you guys were men of the people. In their curling shoes. In their curling shoes. That's a good term.
What are usually on the soles of curling shoes? I put these like little rubber things on. Okay, so rubber on one side. What's on the other?
I just slip an entire condom over my shoe. That would be a foot condom anyway. No, mine is like a legit. I use maggum condoms.
What's it made out of? I use maggum condoms. Right for your intro. No, it's for my huge dick.
Oh, you got a big hog. Yeah. So I use maggum condoms for that. Okay.
I put them on my curling shoes. Interesting. I think it would be slippy. Well, prevents ice from touching the shoe.
You don't want ice touching your shoe. That's an early curling. Okay. Sure.
He hasn't said anything that's wrong so far. Well, I mean, most of it's been wrong. I do use maggum condoms. Okay, maybe that's right.
But all the rest is probably wrong. I mean, based on your body size, what we know from the official penis size expert of the show, your mother who has also seen your penis. But also every 10 pounds you drop, you gain a little bit of size in your penis. And you know, you've never dropped pounds.
You've just all these two. I used to weigh 500 pounds. Oh wow. Back then my dick was four inches.
It was inside of me. So I have 10 pounds. Yeah, but inside of you, the fat just a monster. What's potato potato?
Okay, fair enough. I have a monster dawn. Yeah. Look, obviously everyone knows that the team line is the line that goes across the house, intersecting with the middle of the button, splitting it into two halves.
Right. So the back tee would be the far half of the halves. Okay. And again, I mean, the classic curling.
Everyone knows that. Yeah, everyone knows that. It definitely is not Wikipediaing it right now at all. The classic, yeah, again, the classic curling.
What brand of used trochan? I don't use condoms. I use a different. You just like a raw curl raw.
I definitely loved a raw dog curling. See that? I mean, you're asking for trouble. How do you put a condom on and curling that's called stacking the brooms?
Yes, it is. I mean, I didn't even need to mention that. Yeah, I mean, absolutely. Yeah, I might as well bring it up.
We sometimes call it sack in the brooms or we call it protecting the rocks. I mean, whatever. Yeah, it's either way. Again, that's a bit more of an old school term protecting the rocks, but that's obviously a thing.
And I mean, the condom on the shoe thing only became like prevalent because back when curling was like a majority Catholic sport, they were just like, they wanted no part of it. Right. And there was this whole. Well, yeah, I mean, it was there was a definite, you know, abstinence is the only.
Yeah, because now you can also if you have you let go of the rock and you're not happy with the shot, you can run down and kick the rock out of the way. That's called boarding your shot. Right. Again, that was the thing with that.
No, that's actually against the rules. Yeah. You're not allowed to touch your rock once it's in motion. No, you can touch it again as I get a condom on your foot.
You can as I figured you guys don't know anything about curling. Let's talk three questions. I just want to say that a wide brush traditionally made of sheepskin is used to clean the ice of any loose debris typically during the mid game break, but that is not all that they use sheepskin for it. Exactly.
I think lots of people have latex allergies. Isn't it? Is it? I don't have.
So therefore it's not you're like, oh, Pete, I don't have that. I don't have that. I don't have that. Has it deserves to die?
I mean, I guess. My right to eat sandwiches should supersede their right to live. Actually, you know what? I'm eating about her is delicious.
I might have a I might have a I might actually have a like now that I think I do have a latex allergy, because I never put a condom on my dick swells up. Jesus Christ. Oh goodness. Yeah, we got three questions.
Let's just get through these. Jesus Christ. Hey, yo, it's the top three questions of the week on RealGoodShow. You know what the fuck it is, bitch?
We murder in CFL podcasts up in this motherfucker. Russell, look out. Anything good in the mailbag this week? Well, I mean, you know the answer to that.
But we're going to go with Tom's question in third place. Tom's. And he asks, which sports athlete may were female would you most like to ask on a date over Twitter and have them accept? Obviously he's referencing Jeannie Bouchard and Techer with.
Mm hmm. So, but I can pick a man and we're going to just have a bro. I'm going to pick Nikita Trampkin because today Wyatt, the stanchion, tweeted out a picture of Nikita's custom PS4 that he travels with on road trips. And he's got a Canucks themed and a team rush of themed PS4s, two of the controllers of team rush of two of them are Canucks themed.
And he's got this portable TV built into the PS4 and he just brings it on the plane and plays NHL 17. That sounds like there's a popular photo of AJ Styles playing on Xbox 360 on a bullet train. It's the same like set up basically. Yeah.
And so I would just go on a plane with him and play PS4. No, no, he's speaking English. Yeah, probably. I mean, that's been the big mystery.
There's no one in here. Yeah. Is that they're not allowed to interview him, but it seems like he's always talking and cracking jokes to everyone who's not reporters. Like, they'll walk into like media availability and he'll be talking to like the equipment guy and the equipment guy is just dying with laughter, but they're not allowed to interview him because he doesn't speak English even though he's clearly a comedian.
So who's your choice? I don't think I need more time to think here. John, do you? Okay.
We have a debate on our curling team about whether or not Serena Williams is attractive. Okay. She is. I think so.
I said I think she's attractive, but the coach of my curling team. So I think I'd like to go on a date with Serena, but also bring my coach and we'll just see what happens because I keep convincing him that if she was in the room and was a willing partner, if you know what I mean, he would not turn that down. I think she's pretty attractive. Yeah.