79-Please wash your swamp ass

An episode of the Smoke N Bullshit podcast, hosted by Smoke N Bullshit, titled "79-Please wash your swamp ass" was published on July 3, 2024 and runs 49 minutes.

July 3, 2024 ·49m · Smoke N Bullshit

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Summary

We are back for #79!! Thank you all so much for your continued support~ it means so much to us both! We had an amazing #puffer post of a kind man, smoking the fun cabbage peacefully in the woods. He then spotted a lil chubby squirrel, he thought- maybe he may like some- and tossed it a nug... You gotta listen to get the best ending ever! GREAT story Dan the man!! Keep them coming! We love you guys so much!! Tonya began the night with a shitty tale indeed. At a park an imaute 18 year old did the unthinkable- he tipped a port-a shit while PEOPLE were inside! BUT he tipped it from the back- trapping the 2 inside! The 2 people inside were a mother and her young daughter- this fuck was pissed off with the mom, and thought this was a good get back! WTF- I am grossing out AGAIN writing this- thinking of the shit falling into my open mouth as it fell over ! GAG!! Annette cleared our minds with a story about a guy, in Florida~ just building a shed and throwing chairs out in a strangers yard! What really got the homeowners attention was the fact that this stranger was building a "shed" in his back yard IN A PAIR OF SPEEDO'S;);) When the man first got on the property, he had swim trunks on- then he went down to the banana hammock. Once the police arrived and spoke to him- the man said he was making art with garbage- OKAY Florida!! ;);) Tonya ended her eve with a dark side saddie! A young lady wrote a story about an accident she was in with her family, her father was killed instantly, her mother and brother suffered minor injuries- she sustained more then them both-she was 6 at the time. She had to be casted from her groin to foot, and after this procedure she had woken in the middle of the night to her father shaking her gently awake. She hugged him so tight, then asked when he was coming back home~ he responded "No matter what happens in life I will always be by your side and in my heart" OMG I'M balling again! Way to send us off Tonka;) Annette pulled us from sad tears to a story about a naked noodle eater! This fella was caught in Florida, in a restaurant just making himself at home. He entered on a bike, fully clothed-used the bathroom to wash up, and re-entered the closed restaurant NAKED- he not only make some ramen noodles- he also smacked the bongo's for a bit, then rode off into the night on his bike- STILL NAKED! Oh the heat of Florida really gets the blood a flowin!! Thanks Aunt K for reading;) SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

Episode Description

Tonya began the night with a shitty tale indeed. At a park an imaute 18 year old did the unthinkable- he tipped a port-a shit while PEOPLE were inside! BUT he tipped it from the back- trapping the 2 inside! The 2 people inside were a mother and her young daughter- this fuck was pissed off with the mom, and thought this was a good get back! WTF- I am grossing out AGAIN writing this- thinking of the shit falling into my open mouth as it fell over ! GAG!!

Annette cleared our minds with a story about a guy, in Florida~ just building a shed and throwing chairs out in a strangers yard! What really got the homeowners attention was the fact that this stranger was building a "shed" in his back yard IN A PAIR OF SPEEDO'S;);) When the man first got on the property, he had swim trunks on- then he went down to the banana hammock. Once the police arrived and spoke to him- the man said he was making art with garbage- OKAY Florida!! ;);)

Tonya ended her eve with a dark side saddie! A young lady wrote a story about an accident she was in with her family, her father was killed instantly, her mother and brother suffered minor injuries- she sustained more then them both-she was 6 at the time. She had to be casted from her groin to foot, and after this procedure she had woken in the middle of the night to her father shaking her gently awake. She hugged him so tight, then asked when he was coming back home~ he responded "No matter what happens in life I will always be by your side and in my heart" OMG I'M balling again! Way to send us off Tonka;)

Annette pulled us from sad tears to a story about a naked noodle eater! This fella was caught in Florida, in a restaurant just making himself at home. He entered on a bike, fully clothed-used the bathroom to wash up, and re-entered the closed restaurant NAKED- he not only make some ramen noodles- he also smacked the bongo's for a bit, then rode off into the night on his bike- STILL NAKED! Oh the heat of Florida really gets the blood a flowin!!

Thanks Aunt K for reading;)

SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT!

As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;)

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Catch ya on the next one!