Oh, you know, I need to make a boom boom. I'm just happy to be dry. No one's throwing frozen water at my nutsack Oh, it's a nice shot. Whatever, can you do that thing?
What is the last thing? What? Like what a day? Yeah.
That's it, man. Alright, fuck it. You're not supposed to have tension when you do that. We have tension.
Hold on! What? Wait. Wait for what?
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I'm Kathy. I'm Abyss. And I'm Boogie and we are goddamn here doing what is the show seven? Show seven.
Show seven. That's a nice, nice something number. So what's up guys? Did we have fun in the Karn Karn one soon yesterday?
Oh, they say it never rains in Southern California except when you've got 200 people coming to a Kinky event in your local dungeon. Oh, that was, that was, that was a treat. And then today beautiful and sunny. Yeah, sure.
All day. Why not? Sure. I think it actually rained between one and seven right when we were having our carnival.
So for our perverted podcast listeners, we all go to Threshold.org. You hear us say that a lot. So it's a nonprofit organization and three times a year we have this big fundraiser and they're different themes for each one of them. And yesterday was carnival, which is all, you know, dildo bowling and wheels of kink and ring toss.
What? Condom popping. Condom popping. And then there's demo booths where people can actually try like a little spanking or electric by a wander.
Inside. Inside. Yeah, we had to. Yeah, so Violet wand was inside.
So and they buy vendors and you know, we had all vendors and then they have a silent auction. Which was amazing. It was awesome. And I think it was great.
I will definitely say that the organizer that really worked her ass off. Yeah, she reached out. I would like to say that in the last show when we had the long intro of all the things that were. Which is why we moved to feast garage.
Fuck that shit. I did say that I would win. Goddamn it. The bad dragon.
Did you win? I did. You did. That thing was like eight pounds.
It was an eight pound dildo that looked like whatever a fantasy dragon dick would look like. It kind of looks like a giant dog penis. It's about as big as her forearm and you did it. I'd like love and broken dreams.
Wow. It's impressive. It's impressive. Yeah.
What else is impressive? What else is impressive abyss? I don't want to take a bit. Abyss.
Are you the mother of dragons? Ah! Ah! So I can take a dragon.
Jesus, it was fucking phenomenal. No, there's no pictures. All of a sudden it's like, hey, what's that sound we heard? What's that?
Scratching on the wall and some fucking dragon all hey, you know, I would you know. That's what the New York Dragon is. Hey, I'm fucking dragon from fucking Portland. Hey, I'm flying to breathe a fire here.
Fuck. I knew you can take a dragon cock. So you want to go get a drink or what? Anything interesting happening to you yesterday?
No, nothing. I'm just really excited that Abyss got her dragon dibbles. I've seen pictures to the contrary. I saw some pictures and some videos.
Yeah, yeah. It was okay. So fuck off. So there's one of the booths that we had and Kathy and I do a little extra slavery at Threshold.
So they give us a button that says, you know, we're somebody and it's kind of ridiculous. They're on the board. Whatever. Which just means we slave more.
We work more and people hate us more. So we played that up and to raise some money, we sat in a booth and people threw wet sponges at the people that are, you know, on the board. And so maybe Kathy really went the extra mile to talk a lot of vile shit to Threshold people. That was you.
That was you. No, you remember that that was you. Fuck you guys. You guys suck.
We don't care about the members at Threshold, like really acting like that. Nazi group. Wow, that was actually no. That was you.
That was me. No, maybe it was. So anyway, it was fun. And it was all in good fun and people got the joke.
And but yeah, I posted a lot of shit and just said a lot of nasty shit that scared some of the four reporters. I thought you were serious. Although I will say you brought home the big end for that one. But Kathy, you took them.
You took them like a champ. And I made a whole 12 dot. Oh my god. Well, that whole.
That whole. Kathy is a fucking $12 whore. That's right. No, but wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, how much did the members, you know, pay to hit you repeatedly?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What one member in particular? Well, I might have been a little aggressive in how I told people the board doesn't give a fuck about them and they should shut the fuck up and listen to what we say because we're going to do what we want. And I played up the whole Nazi thing.
You know, fuck you. So maybe I made $130. There's a lot of fun. There was a lot of hate in this bunch.
And you guys, and I'm playing the character and I were, you know, just like I walked through the dungeon in my fucking underwear and my fat hanging out in the papa smurf shirt and brushing my teeth with a toothbrush. So it was like, oh, yeah, that's right. I had the dildo corn dildo stuck to my head and I just taunted people and told my fucking worthless they were in their dreams meant nothing. And I was, you know, so amazing and they sucked and it didn't work.
And you did that to us too. Yes, I did. You said I like what it half asked it for the podcast or something like that? Yeah, pretty much.
You did. Well, got you to fucking fork over some money to threshold, didn't it? Yeah, it got me to be a bug. Actually, a bitch and I got us a book and ice in the book.
See, it's where it started to go bad. When I'm sitting there in the pouring rain. Two weeks after he gets out of the hospital. Two weeks after I get out of the hospital and they're fucking throwing frozen sponges at my next step.
I'm in the kitchen watching them get ice from the snow cone. You should know where you go with that. You said I didn't pull my weight. Fuck that.
No. Which is when he gets out of the plant for like two hours before he even got out of the water. Oh, it'll be funny. He'll throw a sponge at him and then also he says that shit to me like fucking ice.
So the bottom line is it got a little tense there for a while and I had 800 sponges. But it was great. It all went to threshold and we left threshold. It really is a great place for people to go and explore themselves.
It's really family kind of or a keen family oriented. There's a lot of education. So it was fucking worth it. You know, to freeze my ass off and Kathy now is the $12 whore.
So you got a name out of it. I don't like that. So we just need to wait till you get your name boogie. Oh, I got a couple of form.
My name is frozen fucking dripping nut sack guy. Life is the place where you want to go and play. But then they fuck each other in the asshole or horns because that's the kind of freaky shit that happens on Fed Life. Fed Life.com is the world's greatest social media site for kinky people.
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Oh. Wow. Then we just go. Just go.
What a great start. You know what? Fuck you. Why don't you read them shit?
I just don't have to. That's life. Sophie. It's not me.
It's not her. It's me. Oh, Frank. So the first one we're going to be talking about is by my blue marie it's entitled slaves and romance question mark.
And she starts off by saying I often see and hear people say that the BDSM lifestyle has no room for romance. I've read in different groups of doms say that he couldn't or wouldn't get romantically involved with a slave or submissive. I've also heard countless people say that if you come to this lifestyle after reading 50 Shades of Grey that you came in with preconceived notions of romance. To all of the above I say bullshit.
She was not to say that the reason she says is because she's so often because you're a slave but you're just a slave. Slaves. Slaves shouldn't do or expect that. They were just jumping fucking nozzle on top of vinegar and water spitting out and play at our douche dungeon.
Once you're a slave you stop being a human. That is actually her point. She says I didn't trade in my woman card for a caller. I didn't negotiate to leave all of my emotions and romantic ideas at the door.
I brought them with me. I need all of the things not in spite of being a slave but because I'm a slave. I need them because they are things that are not so pretty not so romantic. I need the balance.
I need to know that when I'm too old to kneel to all the take a beating to all the exploring of all I will be remembered as a woman instead of just someone slave. I think that was very. Everyone's like all hard for. Go go go go go go.
Okay. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck I have I have seen plenty of slave master relationships where there is plenty like they are loving relationships that there is romance and sweetness and all of that so I don't know where the fuck she's hanging out because that is bullshit. Oh she might be hanging out on the Internet.
Oh oh oh oh that. Well that makes perfect sense because I've had. You would need to meet the humans. I've had people when I have a post that got a little popular for a while about my limits and requirements and I had people come in and comment on that post that I must not be a real submissive don't have requirements.
I beg your pardon. Exactly. I think I think what she I really like how she put it that I didn't trade in my woman card for a caller because you don't like and my notes basically say it doesn't matter what you do and if this is coming from the community fuck the community. Your relationship is with your top.
So your master and if you guys have a romantic and sweet relationship it's no one's fucking business as if there's romance or not. I have something to add. I raise my hand. I raise my hand.
Okay. First off before you guys get all fucking cheesy fucking romance novel Fabio you know chest hair whipping in the wind. Fabio has no chest hair. Whatever fuck you he also says I can't believe it's not but a spray.
Why does that sound like Arnold? I think that's Arnold. Whoever. Get it down if you want a romance novel.
You know some master slave relationships are about degradation and not romance and there is no romance because what happens when you have a gay master male who has a slave that is a service female. So romance is not guaranteed in every master slave relationship but I will go back to what Abyss says in the fact that if you seek romance in your master slave relationship that it's about your fucking relationship. But I do want to point out that there are all sorts of master slave relationships where people are very aggressive and the slave gives up their right to have romance or sex or orgasms for years at a time and that is something that they personally choose and hopefully that is comes from a place that's you know psychologically stable and not you know self abusive. I mean if that's fulfilling for them that's great.
I would hate for someone to have that taken away from them and it's actually something they needed and wanted. Well at that point we realize that slavery is a word and that which amendment abolished slavery was at the 13th. One of the things I think it's the 13th. Yeah yeah so slavery is actually not real.
I know it's real to people and there's lots of arguments and y'all people go that's real and I don't have any choices for yourself and I'm really happy about that but in general there's no law that says you can be give up your total control to any human being and not have consent. That's a choice. That is still a choice. So if you're in that situation and you don't feel that you're getting what you need you renegotiate that in your relationship and if you don't get what you want then you leave the relationship.
And if you see someone else's relationship and you think that they're doing it wrong but they're happy then shut the fuck up. Or they're unhappy and you can tell them what you want to tell them and if they don't you know because once again it comes down to you you are responsible for yourself and even if you've been abused and your brain's all fucked up and programmed still you have to be the one to get yourself out of a situation where your needs aren't met. It's great if there's a button that we could push and everyone would just be saved and say hey this is bad for me go fuck yourself. But ultimately you kind of are responsible to say if your needs aren't being met and you're someone that wants romance from your master which like we said we know lots of people that have romantic master slave relationships that are very serious and you have romance then fuck.
And romance can be different things to different people because I had one guy that was suggesting that what is he saying he said that if he lived together with his partner that before she left her work he would pull up her skirt and come on her underwear and then have her go to work and I'm like oh that's actually kind of sweet. That could be romance that's very romance yeah that's just some sticky. Nilly. Nilly.
Nilly. That's one thing. Is that where we had that? I guess you can.
With a load in her banyas. Let's go on that way. Handy load romance. What's the next what's the next?
What's the two? Yes. Let's see this is aftercare and drops the top edition so we can talk about what you shut up. Anyways we have been talking a lot about it.
Check up in your underwear. Oh my god. Are you done? Can we turn off boogie's mic?
Sorry. I can't reach the button. I can turn off yours. That's pretty one of those.
Okay so basically we have been talking a lot about you know sub drop and we've been talking about the needs of the bottoms after scenes and stuff and I'm not sure what the original post person's name was it was blue just blue just blue blue. Alright blue. There's a dash or underscore blue. Okay blue.
Blue writes about dons and tops are human and they need I know my god and they need they have a lot of people regardless of their identification and basically he talks about the dialogue going on in his head during a scene and he may not be saying this to his bottom or submissive but he's like you know oh shit was that not hit did that hit right or blah blah blah or that wins what did that mean or hey she would sexy like that and he had me until the third one until he talks about and I understood because he talks about what he needs from his bottom after a scene and it's like essentially rubbing off on me to tell me that you know I enjoyed the scene because I get that like if you just beat the shit out of somebody then you want to make sure like okay I'm not actually a horrible fucking person I want a little bit of reassurance that they didn't like that right it was a good thing but where he lost me what's he literally said I want you to take me by the hand walk me to someplace drop to your knees and start providing oral aftercare. So all of a sudden you get to be the top. I mean I'm just like what and then followed by bend over and beg me to fuck you. I don't think okay what that's going on.
Snars. Snars. Snars. I mean he goes on to talk about that he wants to make sure that you know that this isn't just a used situation where the top feels supported and so forth but he lost me on some points of it.
Yeah. God he was a winer. I mean I have multiple tops most of you guys don't if you guys drop much you don't really show up share it with me but I have one that drops often but get down on your knees and give me oral it's still part of the scene that's not after care. No no it's better as he's all take me by the hand so now the submissive is now leading the dominance to somewhere or the top of the body and then here do this thing.
Wasn't there also like talk talk about how great I was in front of all of your friends. They didn't do it you need to be able to validate yourself I'm learning this one right. You need to be able to learn to like you don't need that validation because you're submissive is talking to other people about how great you are you know they just do it naturally for me. Oh it's not what we were supposed to do.
Hey that's what I pay you for bitch. You don't look at pay me. I do what you would love. As a whole time bottom I am very I like to shut this square.
This is my idea. I like to I like to think my tops when they do this thing for me. You guys are putting a lot more fucking work into it all I have to do is sit there and obey you and have to think about shit. It's awesome.
I thank you for what you've done for me. It's awesome. I let my tops know that I appreciate it and I'll give them a back rub if they want it and that's awesome but but the rest of this stuff was a little it was a little much like what I noticed is like out of the 15 things that he listed like nine of them were like oh did I hit her in the wrong spot did I am I overwhelming her am I doing this that's that whole like oh are you okay which is insecurity because you're not letting the bottom communicate to you you're just constantly spinning about am I doing this wrong and whatever and I think I was talking to mark earlier and she was like that I can sense that that's insecurity and you're not letting me be the bottom because the bottom will communicate that to you if there is a problem if there's something like that so constantly spinning on that stuff just means you don't have the confidence in yourself to just be yourself and then let your bottom communicate with you if there's a problem not all bottoms communicate I will say that I play well I play with a lot of men men will and I will yeah a lot of times they'll just take it to the point where like oh my hands have gone completely numb and if I don't check it yeah I'm like oh shit you know you're having to take it down so I will say like it not to be this like this or anything but you know sometimes they get hung up on the whole I have to be this stoic and I'm gonna take this beating and I'm gonna do this which when I bottom understand it because I do the same thing but it's it's not all bottoms can communicate so I can sympathize where he is saying you know in my head cuz I have thrown a shot and be like oh shit that didn't like where I wanted that I don't think I'm talking necessarily in absolutes but when most of your sit the way he's describing it is most of his scene he's worried about whether he's gonna be validated and at the end of his scene when he drops he wants to be validated which means that there's some other issues besides just the fact that you know you just and that's why I don't consider this piece about a top aftercare at all because it's sounding like it's about a million other things he's in security what's going on in his head and like he said that's part of the scene as far as I'm concerned I still I haven't heard anything in that piece that makes me wonder or think about top aftercare which is a real thing yeah I think feet in on it go ahead well what you guys before you guys are tops what do you need for aftercare if anything I'm I'm pretty minimal this is like my face is really good after her no I actually had to start I had to train myself to take aftercare from people because it's not it's the way I was explained it is it's not just for the bottom and for for me it's to make sure like you open the gates you open the flood gates of emotion and connection and stuff and like ferocity and pain and a lot of times the aftercare for both the top and the bottom is closing those gates back up and that process and it's also that time where the the bottom can feel more validated and like and show where they want to say you you just spent all this time making me feel amazing and this is how I can give something back and I literally had to learn how to do that because otherwise if we're at me I'd be like okay bye do you get anything out of it what this is my name for aftercare and once again I don't mean to bang on this guy's melon because I'm just reading what he wrote he may have a completely different point of view it may have just come off shitty so I know we're pounding on your melon but whatever fuck off I don't know um depending on his melon maybe he needs some aftercare maybe he needs some aftercare so given the benefit of the doubt as far as what I need is a thank you is nice sure I put in work if I do work for you if you do work for me and thank you I think is just a very common validation what just say oh you you also really like having someone give a reflection at the end oh absolutely and but that for me is the reflection isn't necessarily I want you to write me the three page reflection do that every now and again that's nice because it lets me know in more detail what your experience was and and how you felt about it but in in general the aftercare I want is what did you experience because that's what I get off on because if you're moaning if you're quiet there's some people who just don't make any noise when you beat them and they're thinking and processing things and that's okay you can be nonverbal I just want to know what your process was afterwards like what did you see oh at this time I felt like I was getting really into this space and then you know I've had people have real cathartic experiences where they're like oh now it went to like this weeping boot of place and whatever and that's part of my entertainment that I don't get to hear when I'm playing with you so for me I just want more inside your head to understand who you are and whatever so if we're gonna play again then we can kind of play off that and then kind of good around right I agree with that and I also agree with what this was saying I get hung up on the whole term aftercare because that to me relates to what a bottom or submissive needs so when I remove that and I think what do I need for completion for a scene then I can tell you what I need varies from person to person I absolutely need to do some kind of debriefing I need to discuss with them see where it went right where it went wrong and I need to complete their aftercare form that's part of my aftercare I need to close those doors and that would signify to me that the scene is over and everything is okay so that's what I need to complete a scene for me I just wouldn't describe any of that as aftercare for top so do you want them to get on these and or leave you some oral aftercare I think a little tongue you're done in your labial labial aftercare I'm gonna go that's always the idea of aftercare for me doesn't end just like you know the half an hour after the scene aftercare actually carries over for their two depending on the intensity of the scene which I talked to my tops about before and there's always good to negotiate this for this particular person blue I would definitely suggest this is something that you need to negotiate with your bottom because I have to know like as a top I negotiate with my my bottom saying hey you're getting minimal this is where my head off is before we played you were like this is not a thing I do I said okay and so if you need something I have other people who do it and say I want you to put I see hot on my nuts I can give me or give me or I'm not saying that I'm not saying that's exactly what I had I see my nuts I'm not sak yesterday fucking muppet and nail me twice you know we had one guy that I we are we're buddies and we fucking go at it and he spent $60 on tickets to throw a hundred times every day your banter back and forth was fantastic we should have him on the show well he tried to don't me and I'm like you little bitch I'm not your fucking bitch I'm raising money so yeah I went back and forth are we fucking moving on here now and she jiggles her tits hot all right so I don't I write often really I do why is Kathy out of the loop and people have asked you know don't you ever run out of things mark is asking to run out of things to talk about how do you have you come up with things to write about and and no I never run out of things to talk about but sometimes it's just the math sometimes I really like to sit in these writing challenges people post a writing challenge like right about something that's off genre for you like right if you see does not your normal kink or they'll just give different prompts and there was one recently I really liked which was you know a story in one sentence just a simple one sentence so I was very excited she is so how fast can I come I can come in one sentence so the original one that I wrote wasn't sexy or fun or whatever and it's it's up there and I'll just post a link to it but I asked my co-hosts to each do a one sentence right and I got very very confused by the sign I really did I'm all we did oh god they got a fantasy again sexy fancy I wasn't involved the fish the show the fish on the you feel the fish yeah the night channel so um does anybody want to go I wait when you're using it was good here we go back so I wrote I wrote two separate ones one's gonna be hot what's that's really loud fucking yeah wait you're romantic there's no romance there's there's gonna be an orgy breaking out the second all right one sentence here you go I couldn't look away as that hard body slowly forced entrance into a very tight space that had been waiting so long to be filled my heart racing is warm and wet in the summer shower my previous took its place out of the rain and back into my garage see cuz feet still fucking bitter about us taking a garage to do the show ten years ten years I was like yeah I don't mind at all you know it's better than your living room let's take your living room there's air conditioning in there we're getting the garage let's get a sexy one here I'm not sure which sensation registered first his cock entering me from behind or the rope pulling tight around my throat by the way we don't do breath play I'm not sure this is not the show this is the camera busy some close about love right where one yeah okay I'm bored up I got the boner meter going right here you want to see how hard you want for a sexy funny give me a sexy one okay sexy this is sexy okay he's spreading me on the bed as he usually did but then he blindfolded me and whispered there's someone else here as I felt the weight of another person climb onto the bed suddenly suddenly abysses trust issues player I mean for a fantasy he's like pause the show over get my garage doxy downstairs all right fine you want ready all right I walk into the dungeon with my bevy of submissive men look at the fish carnage that feel at behind and say okay boys fire up the grill and let's have ourselves in old-fashioned fish right see that's called a call back I did not write a funny one or actually people are saying mine is funny so I think it's both I haven't heard it well after a long hard fulfilling night of fucking he got up and left without having to be told so and then I claim the entire bed for myself Oh dominance that is this all right she bends over my office desk with her naked pussy exposed in my office window she knows I will not fuck her until the first drop of her anticipating cunt hits the floor okay six minutes just look at that high-rise building you're on like the fifth floor facing all the other buildings and she's just in front of that big glass window they're fucking pussy there for all the perverts office people with their telescopes the is queen I should have worn everywhere I feel like I feel like this is more of a marking and I don't get it all right let's try this one with a cigarette in her ass I punch her in the back of the head so she sucks in and then I fuck her through the smoke rings that she blows out her ass you're doing a you're doing a donkey punch doing a donkey punch maker's like a direct you got that I live to tie lever three months yeah that's that's so thank you settle test for letting us talk about your one sentence challenge and for posing it because I thought it was awesome if you want to write your own one sentence challenge you can please set it into perverted podcast gmail dot com group book a question group podcast on fat life I like group participation yeah you like group like like like Kathy story is organizing these ging bang now if you would like to participate your STI test and application to pervert podcast at gmail dot com with photos I was thank you and your penis because every girl likes a cock shot avatar am I right ladies huh am I right whoo whoo whoo whoo cock shot avatar yeah I was I was I was gonna alright so the other thing I just want to I want to set something straight with some of the listeners out there and people who might not know this I had this fun experience recently it was totally awesome and it pushed a lot of my savvy buttons which don't get pushed as often as my bottom buttons this person who was involved in it with me asked if I was gonna write about it afterwards that's a groupie that's groupie sex be used for your celebrity wait wait buggy we we've fucked and when when you get a write me a song I didn't say it was an annoying but it is celebrity kind of manipulation one time at the dungeon when I ran into someone I hadn't seen it a couple months and and after I said hi to them they were like well I'm gonna get away from you right about me oh and I'm like because you're so fucking interesting that that's what I would do what so I just want to I've said this anytime and I have a post about this it's on my profile I don't write about current events and mention names and and explicit details there are a few reasons for this one of them is consent just because I had a really good time with marker or a bus or a boogie or bacon or anybody else I play with doesn't mean that they want my thirteen hundred and twenty five friends to know about are the details of what we just did you have how many friends I think it's like thirteen hundred and fifteen oh but yeah I'm bragging no but that's I just I just happen to know that that was the number the last time I looked but that doesn't mean you guys want all those details out there about about what we did well you know if you put that out about about me I'll cut you yeah I don't put anything here's a thing I did I did post about something that happened between mark and myself but I posted it as a rautica and I didn't mention her name so there are things that are current that happened but you don't know that those were real because I don't post them as journal stories the other reason but I don't do this is because I don't want some guy to think oh I'm not gonna approach me because if I show her a bad time she's gonna write about it which was totally funny but I'd rather have a good time that gets had instead of not had because he thinks he might fuck up and show me about or you can bring in a more confident man that doesn't worry about that now they're just apparently not that many of those no there are it can be you can look at it both ways so that's all I'm saying is that I'm not gonna write about you if I want to write about you I will ask for your permission and don't ask me to write about you I want to put your foot oh my god wait a minute wait what was that wait I want to lift that unicorn's asshole like it was a ball of chocolate pudding what is this person how's that it's you guys didn't know we have a new co-host on the perverted podcast it's Lois computer generator co-host please fuck my ass with a giant log please I want to put your foot in my pussy Lois that's just horrible I love the look of horror are you insane hey look we need to bring in more hosts in this way wait what was I love to fuck your pussy like a hippopotamus oh my god this computer generator co-host is awesome it's Lois oh Kathy is a big slutty horn Kathy is a big slutty horn this is why you didn't tell me we're gonna do this you for oh just wait he needs to set the whole but he needs to set the whole bunch of dicks he needs to suck a Lois I think you're just very hypersexual and and maybe you could comment about you know what it you know what was the last post about please fuck my ass with a giant log wow Lois just just goes straight Lois is like a guy she's kind of a little she's a little forward maybe you should have to just Lois see your new dragon toys she just if this is not approachable knows you a bit you know what Lois is not approachable Lois you're gonna meet up with a glass of water in a minute spray your man come on like over size titties it's Lois you know what that is crazy like a fucking pack of monkeys on crack this is crazy like monkeys on crack my game Lois is amazing Lois is gonna meet up with this glass of water don't hurt Lois if this is not approachable Lois is a stupid punch this is not approachable you know I know she's not talking much about you I know what that Lois what do you have to say about me please fuck my ass with a giant log which is what I pretty much have you know I have a pretty large dog in my in my truck dragon yeah that's dragon drug come we love them well I don't know if Lois doesn't have anything really to say me was just you know yeah she's gonna send Lois into the kitchen start dinner I want to put your foot in my pussy you know what but finish bitch go on get well thank you okay there I love yours to become it was so worth it that's so worth it I just like how Kathy still has but she still my mouth is my jaw has dropped I don't know what to say yeah that book is gonna have an attack hit the button for perverted mailbox please we have the quick perverted mailbox this week we just want to thank two of our listeners while Boogie recovers from Lois Brat face in Angel eyes 1965 thank you for planting the peepee flag and sending us your photos and then what do we have any juicy I mean we got a lot of emails we got one from a crazy one of those pretty chews wow that was awesome dude that was they emailed to have so much fun and they just they love the show and they just said you know what we're just gonna do something really there going balls and she was spread Eagle clothes pins on her labia and perverted podcast yeah it was like a spaceship dildo and her did look like that I was wondering what that was I was that is commit that is the dedication of our perverted podcast listeners so proud to say perverted podcast and the inside of both of us I maybe touch you touch you in a special place we also had another email that I didn't I didn't ask permission to write but someone from another country I think a Latin country was like hey we don't have a big scene out here so it's really great to listen to you guys and we have a lot of fun listening to you and she asked some questions about abysses you know toy cleaning and how to better clean your toys and stuff so in abyss I gave her my best answer and abysses all you know I'm the nurse maybe should pass that on to me so abyss will be getting back to you with a little more accurate but it was just nice that people are listening to perverted podcast around the world we have a lot of fans in the UK Canada Norway I'm trying to look at the stats and see where we are but it's just I'm just an old nerd I'm an old performing nerd so it's really exciting that we can sit in a garage and babble this is Camp TV and and and put it out there and people thousands of miles away I can just click button and listen I can't be get a jingle yeah yeah sure you're gonna write about me I did I did I was at Disneyland today or this past weekend and I passed out our amazing business card at Disneyland so if anyone at Disney wants to sponsor yeah we are so there so I don't I don't I don't think I don't think these kind of sponsor the perverted podcast in the world I think we just need to wait a little bit longer to yeah no no they're not that's it what are we doing what advice advice sometimes love is less than nice you may need some fucking advice right now love and sex questions answered by the sagely wise and awesome because fuck it the more opinions you have the more choices you have it's super-tuber important that we remind you we are not therapists if you need therapy for realties please get real therapy okay so we got a message from I don't know what they want to use her name so I'm not gonna a couple times a month I get in a mood where I just need the pain the submission and it's a craving that I'm not able to quench with my husband who can't inflict pain on me many times I've seen as types talk about self-inflicting when they're not able to get their needs met elsewhere is this a common practice among subs some doms I've talked you say it's a normal thing for pain slits but my husband was quite upset when I brought the idea to him I know in this lifestyle quote unquote normal can be extremely taboo and being surrounded by people who don't have an understanding of the lifestyle often makes me wonder if I'm wrong for needing or wanting a way to release this craving is it okay to inflict the pain yes tension hey did you just lay play the same he's okay you're okay the correct answer yes yes no no no no no anyone's who's listening don't listen to it we need that button we need the button well the opinions expressed so I don't look at you not necessarily reflect those of camp fee fee even though they are the correct answer or anyone on planet Earth go ahead of this I'll sorry I forget the answer yeah okay yes is not the correct blanket term we are not encouraging anyone to run out and just start cutting yourselves or doing anything like that it's all about intention it's what's all pain you have to be careful many of us who who bottom or submissive happen in that place where I have I have literally asked bogey to rip this out of me just beat this out of me because I needed to express something but I was also aware that was the pain I needed to to express and get it out but if that intense pain and and need is being brought out in ways that are not healthy and to find that pain it makes me a little nervous to get the blanket yes there was a there's a couple things one is I do I inflict I inflict pain on myself but it's it's the not pain pain it's the good pain it's the yummy pain I'll put nipple clamps on and tear them off with my teeth while I masturbate or I'll slap myself across the face or I'll you know I do all sorts of fucking shit pinch myself by myself whatever I'll do that but I'm doing it in a way that is sexually releasing and it's it feels good to me it's not it's not a cathartic thing I have asked for the cathartic pain when I do that I go to someone I trust because they know my limits and I trust that they will they'll they'll stop where I need to stop because if I'm doing that for myself it's kind of like drinking or drugs or something that you you might not be able to stop yourself from going too far but somebody else that you trust will know it kind of have a better sense of where you've had enough and you need to end it so yes I think I agree with I agree with the best if the intention is you just need a little something something to kind of give you that edge there's nothing wrong with it I've paddled myself I've done that stuff but but if you're going extreme I don't just ignore me sorry you like thank you very much well I know I'm the dick well that's generally true you've spanked yourself you've hurt yourself you've done things in things but I do them I the intention is what it is to say intention is where the line is drawn I totally agree with what you said about having someone else there because you do need that person to when you can't do it yourself to make the decisions for you tell you when is enough particularly when they know you well enough and I think that everybody here that's sitting at this table would agree with me that if you're if you're doing something like that you're usually probably gonna be choosing someone who you really trust yeah and I feel for this the person who wrote to us because she basically saying I don't have anybody she's got no one or from you know your husband won't do it she's got no one so yes there are some things you can do for you give yourself a little bite on the forearm or whatever do or you need to do it's the rain yeah it's raining on our podcast you can hear that in the bowtown very soothing I don't know I go to the gym by myself and I work out really hard and that is pain and some people run 1215 miles and that has a lot of pain in it a week on vacation with my family that's gonna be very painful you fucking bragging horse let yeah yeah pretty much did you see that yeah bragging horse let yeah thank you yeah I'll be in the motorhome cleaning toilets but no I love you really I do I think it goes without saying that intention you know abyss started the ball rolling but there really is you should be able to do things with yourself obviously there's things that are very unsafe to do with yourself hey thank you very much David Carradine self bondage don't choke yourself and hang yourself up by you know a rope and then pass out and die so there are things to do to yourself that are very unsafe now as somebody who has done healthy ways of exerting that energy and releasing those endorphins and hormones by going to the gym exercising running hard fucking you know aerobic fucking those types of things by myself you pretty much with my hand and you know those are those are different types of pain I've also been a self-cutter for years and years I'm covered with hundreds and hundreds of scars so intention is the thing but there have been times where I cut myself when it was I did have good intentions when abyss and I did a blood play scene I cut her and then I cut myself to pour some of my blood on her now that's me inflicting pain I have a scar from it but it was a something we talked about there was a lot of beauty involved it was a very connecting and beautiful thing but can you that's an unusual perspective you're someone who's done both cutting in a destructive way and can do it in a cathartic way what really is the difference between the two I really think the difference is if you're a stable person with who's self aware and has a basic healthy psychology a lot of people are in this lifestyle and getting beatings and doing things to themselves and if we all looked at ourselves and said are we really stable or really psychologically stable have we really dealt with our past demons and things like that to be in a position where we really feel that this is always for the best intention that we receive pain and if the answer was no we would lose about half of the people that are playing in this lifestyle of course not us not us there's times where I have not been in a good headspace psychologically and I still went ahead and played and did things and and that's part of being human is you're not always perfectly psychologically stable the real question is is are you want a continuing process of harming yourself because you don't like yourself or are you doing it because it gets you off I mean like it's attention I think that's what it boils down to and if it's if it's a release or something like that we say it every time we joke about it if you need therapy go get therapy yeah but if you if you need just you know I mean I'll walk around and smack myself with a spoon in a store to see how to check it out I saw you do that I saw you do that I saw a video once of a girl usually it looks kind of retarded when people spank themselves it surely looks I'm a little bit like myself in the mirror jerking off that is the worst looking thing ever worse than me taking a shit but I saw a video of a girl who is kind of hot she was bent over and she was fucking spanking herself and she was rubbing her pussy and fucking smacking her own ass with a battle and usually people say oh you know when you hear some bottoms say they're all yeah it's just not the same and I don't care I didn't she looked like it was a video okay I'm stupid whether it was not I mean I've done it on Skype and stuff so I mean it did turn you on yeah because I was being watched so exhibitionist okay Kathy does it does it when you lay in bed and you fucking put your legs up on pillows and you smack your fucking count over and over yeah I do that the only time I like to explain on myself is when I'm masturbating and then it's only a little bit pinch my nipples really hard that's the extent of that that's that's that's that's the trick so get that this is looking like no I guess I'm the only one who doesn't do that the mall you put so you put the nipple clamps on with a chain right but the chain in your mouth and then right as you come yank see that's amazing no that would be to go to therapy first no that would kill my so then the answer is yes with conditions man and and and and and fuck you fuck you we're done please send in your game club relationship and sex questions and 100 words or less to perverted podcast that you know that common please put the word advice in the subject line do that part please it helps keep the different emails separated the mass of the actions we are so flooded with the balance but when I look for the questions that we've been asked they get buried so if you put the word advice and helps me find them and so if you do that you'll be helping be in which everybody wants everyone that's right well I guess we're we're now at the end of the show and we have that great end of show song and for this one it's a story it's a true story based on actual events that happened to you that are actually true I'm not going to say whether they are me or some other person but just know this is a hundred percent true every fucking word of it are you guys gonna sing this with me this is called thank you China it's off the calzet people I won't be ready okay everyone me me me me me me me me me me I was drunk and she was fine it seemed like a good idea at the time so I took a ring to that room and we made sweet passionate whoopie the door flew up and my fuck my screen the dude in the door was big and mean and clarity immediately returned to me as I dove right out the window now I am running for my life because my boss is a monster and I just fucked his wife hey boogie let's back track a bit goddamn it fi that's a great idea thank you I was out of work and needed cash so it took this gig when in coconut with only a few stipulations attached keep your mouth shut and don't ever cross the bus my boss was named Tony the knife and had this habit of taking lives so apparently it comes as no surprise good Tony is mildly possessive so now I am running for my life because my boss is a monster and I just fucked his wife come to come and put a bullet in my head come to put a rope around my neck come to come to put my legs in cement and throw me in the river please please give me a place to hide because my boss is a mobster and I just fucked his wife so tell us how the story ends thank you I think I will I ran for the city in great despair but the mob's got connections everywhere every time I hit some son of the bitch would scream hey Tony he's right here Tony finally caught me and he looked me in the eye and whispered I'm gonna enjoy watching you die but just before I felt Tony's blade inside a slu-loose part from a little bunch of Chinese satellite bearing through the atmosphere is in here Tony is not kill Tony get it get it Tony's day me here kill Tony please please take my good advice if your boss is a mobster don't ever fuck his wife who never fuck his wife thank you China for saving my book about it if you're listening and remember to tell your friends about us if you're the Los Angeles surrounding areas visit threshold.org and find out about joining their kinky family thank you to all of our guests and hosts and stuff to feed bookie me Kathy if you have questions comments or ideas please email us at pervertedpodcastsaje mail.com or visit us at the pervertedpodcast.com or you stop doing that and finally please consider becoming a monthly supporter of life so we have something to actually talk about each week until next time enjoy being your damn kinky selves my little lovers and sexy kittens we are out here! 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