8). Don’t Buy The 2-Pack - “The Pizzagate Massacre” (2020)

Welcome to The Chick-Lit (And Movies) Podcast 🎙️🍿, where we proudly lower our expectations for cinema so you don’t have to 🙃✨ Each month, we cover two films: one critically beloved 🏆 and one absolute disaster 🔥🗑️ This week, the Chicks 🐥 descend into “The Pizzagate Massacre” (2020) 🍕🔺 — a conspiracy horror satire that asks: “What if a guy spent way too much time online… and absolutely refused to accept reality?” 💻😬 When Duncan becomes convinced that a local pizza restaurant is hiding something sinister 👀🍕, he decides the best course of action is not fact-checking, touching grass, or seeking therapy 🌱🧠❌ Instead? He grabs a weapon 🔫, follows increasingly questionable “clues” 🕵️‍♂️, and drags everyone around him into a spiral of paranoia, violence, and terminal internet brainrot 📡💀 We’re talking: 🍕 Pizzagate panic 🦎 Reptilian overlords????!? 💻 “Do your own research” energy 🚩 More red flags than a Soviet parade 🎭 A movie that somehow gets weirder every ten minutes Plus: 📚 Aubs celebrates finishing her first novel EVER 🎤 Karyn conquers karaoke and hits the high note in Behind These Hazel Eyes 😵 Tiny Rant Corner returns with cults and the Marvel Cinematic Universe 🍕 Our “Log Off Immediately” rating system And of course, we attempt to answer the most important question: Was this movie secretly brilliant… or were we all just trapped inside someone else’s delusion spiral? 🤔💀 ⚠️ Spoilers ahead — but honestly, even after watching it, we’re not entirely sure what happened ⚠️ So grab your tinfoil hat 🎩✨, disconnect your Wi-Fi 📡, and maybe fact-check a source or two 🔍 as we break down this INSANE movie. _____________________________________________ If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Instagram: @chicklitpod Bluesky: @chicklitpod.bsky.social Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: [email protected] Merch: https://chick-lit-podcast.crea... Leave The Chicks a Voicemail: 984-212-4808