#8 "Falcon Crest" Part 1

Bob & Suzanne open with the contrast between Barbara Walters' recent bout with chicken pox and Matt Damon's debut as a standup comic on "Jimmy Kimmel Live"...which leads to Bob admitting he's too short for Nicole Kidman while Suzanne slips in yet another fawning comment about Ben Affleck! We learn how Bob went from writing "BJ & The Bear" to helping create one of the most enduring nighttime soaps of all time, "Falcon Crest"...and that Suzanne just missed becoming a housekeeper having sex with J.R. Ewing on "Dallas" (with a nod to Governor Schwarzenneger). And before it's over, Bob's equestrian skills become a source of humor for his long-legged tall-in-the-saddle co-host.