8. Garrett - "I kissed girls all throughout high school. It wasn’t unpleasant."

Here’s the recipe for today’s steak:-3 tbsp of Wards (A congregation determined by location and, sometimes, marital status)-Bishop, whole peeled (The unpaid leader of a ward or congregation)-1 Full time mission, cubed (Young men in the LDS/Mormon church are often expected to serve a religious mission at the age of 18 for 2 years.)-Brigham Young University Idaho, sweetened and condensed, 8 oz can (Formerly Rick’s College, BYU- I, often called BYU- I Do due to the high rate of marriages found in BYU schools, BYU- I is the stricter younger brother of BYU. It’s also the Lord’s 5th favorite school.)Marinate ingredients in fridge for 45 min before grilling outside in 87 degree weather (Fahrenheit). Pair with large helping of open mindedness and a heaping splat of take-all-this-with-a-grain-of-salt. Bury leftovers under a tree no younger than 64.Podcast art provided by Briton Groesbeck.Music provided by Pink Pocket Squares (Dave Supplee & Mika McIntosh)