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#80 Jono's Monkey Talk

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You can't help himself, it's new gimmick isn't it? Jono, practically, and that's towards towards radio. You know you're in there, don't you? I said a little in with Jono.

Well, the thing is nice, don't you? Nice, we're in the studio. Everyone's in the studio. Everyone's in the studio.

I'm touching Ryan now. It's a bit weird, but I can do it. I was just telling Jono, he didn't even start. We say everyone's in it.

We're listening. We've got a little Canadian flag just next to us there. It's an imaginary flag. It's an imaginary flag.

It's an imaginary flag. We've got a little bong, but it's there. Yeah, he's in his honour. He's at the flags in the top of the bong, the top of the bong, or out with a smoke?

The flag's smoking the bong. Oh, the flag's just having a gun. He's like, you know, tolly, it's a flag. Yeah, that's how I like it.

It was to steal a fucking... Well, thank you very much for tuning in. Glad you're here. We've got an interesting discussion today.

We don't like to show away from the topics they're doing. Hard-hitting topics to people want to discuss. So Jono was telling us the other day that while he was ill, his girlfriend recorded him talking about monkeys. Am I getting this right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jono was basically saying that... You're basically saying planet nature, right? Incoherently while you're ill.

You know when you've got to be when you're talking about your ass. It's just like the whole inside plot of... Well, no, I was explaining like, could we give them a nudge in the right direction? Like, could we enforce evolution?

It's like a hundred among you, a shotgun. But I got the recording, and we may or may not air that. And we may or not, this may or may not, go in the hot tub. Yeah, this is airing.

I think we'll just get this warmed up and then we might get the audio recording out. But it's five minutes long, so... Yeah, it's a lot going on. It depends how much Jono's talking.

I haven't even heard it yet, which I'm excited to hear. What Jono was saying? What were you saying? Well, I was saying, if we give monkeys a flint and steel, you don't tell them how to use it, you just give them the tool.

Will they then learn to cook and just progress? I think a lot of different species probably could have followed down every issue we've passed. Because we hit it first, we're stuttling anybody else ever, we're literally now stopping anything else from getting any further. Because we get one of two.

That's why we domesticate animals. You're fucking a cow. Any sort of farm down or now. Nothing like it would have been a fucking...

Oh, no, completely different. Which is an every issue we tracked, but it's an every issue we tracked and we designed butterm. Well, just think about this, mate. If we wanted to be good at croquet, right, we really wanted to get good at croquet and we needed grass to do croquet.

That was a human sting, was croquet. The same respect of the Amazon rainforest. I'm just letting you know I'm going here. And then some things, some aliens or whatever, some random things, you start chopping down all your shit.

You've been never progressed because you never get a croquet. Because all you've got is they just come into the garden kicking all the crap out of the gravel on it. You can't play croquet anymore, can you? So you're never going to get good at croquet.

Really? And the same respect as a jaggy or something like that. I don't know what the next steps are, maybe they're perfect. But what I'm saying is that whatever's going to happen, they've really got much time or space left to do.

I know the Amazon's massive and got plenty of room there, but give it a couple hundred years. I'll pick it going to be, you know. That's what I'm saying with it. Yeah, that's the way to be disjointed in their chances.

Because we have observed animals using tools. We've observed lots of different animals using different tools. They understand how to use a fucking tool to get what they want. And we've seen like, behavior in animals.

I just think there's a lot of people going round, but anything that's getting too far. Smack their hands then. I can put that down. In all blanks.

But it's funny thing, it's funny thing, people get into a pop of monkey talk here. Apparently it's against the law to interact with dolphins, like to try and actually interact with them. I know people who got swimmled with dolphins and shut like that. But I think it's a law that you can't do it.

I think against a law to interfere with any animals. Is it like the Star Trek thing where they're not allowed to? Well, dolphins are smart. They are smart.

So we probably shouldn't be messing with the rest because they might just... I have to put these in a fucking knife, aren't they? With a little shell going around them. Have you seen that video where an octopus escapes out of a jam jar?

Anything that is actually kind of funny. If you haven't seen that, just type in octopus jam jar. I think he puts himself in the jam jar. I think they put him in.

He just unscrewed it. But then again, he's got suckers. He's got suckers. But he understands the principle how to get out, which is more impressive.

It's like you've seen a thread on the jam jar. Yeah, what? Yeah, what? Yeah, what?

Octopus is probably that fucking smart. But I've been thinking I'm not going to show out what I am because then I'm going to get fucking experimented on and a human's going to join me up. They're like, I'm clearing off the note. I'm having a pretty sweet life just under the fucking sea swimming around.

I ain't going to fucking step up. I'm going to even see them kill each other. They're not going to question killing me. I'm fucking happy.

In the sea. So when they come down with their cameras, I'm going to get a little seashell. Look, I can hide. They've got their own pubs and shit down there.

Octopus is just having a fucking pot now. Yeah, so when they fucking David Atta work, I'm swimming down there. Oh, fucking shut down. They fucking keep that there.

Oh, I can rock. I can rock. I can rock. Ah, look, look, look, look.

He's like, yeah, he's fucked off now. It's white. Fuck off. I can rock.

He's actually a painting. It's the theory you've got. So how are we doing this? So in my, I think in the video, I specify gorillas.

Yeah, the best one. A rangutans. Oh. And just marsupials as a whole.

Crap ones. Yeah. But I think my ramblings came from where did we figure out how to cook? Because it's like a fucking cake.

How? It's like stuff like that, man. And when you think about cakes and fucking breads, like what they think, oh, yeah, if you get a wheat and then you like crush that down to make flour. Then you mix some water with it and you mix some shit with it.

Then the yeast to make it rise. That's way too many steps. But a lot of that stuff I think is, like you say, is step by step and it is a point where you sit down because I think the beer and stuff is when they started growing like fucking wheat and then they'd keep it, they're trying to store it and then they'd get wet and then the natural yeast would be fucking fermented. Yeah.

And then they'd drink that and be like, fuck, that stuff on that. We're trying to get a different way now. I guess it's like, you see the wheat grain, that's the thing to fucking grow. So we grow that wheat, let's see if we can eat it.

And then someone says, we just smash that to pieces. Right, let's just smash it up. Oh, it's just a dust now. And then I, when things come out of that animal's bum.

Hello, hello, hello. Let's eat them. Right, let's mix all this shit together and put it in that fire. Is that sort of shit, don't I mean?

It's weird. And also that didn't happen over a week. Yeah, yeah. We're saying it's like all in the same day.

Yeah, I went to our boys. You know, you're always, you always just chopper up real nicely. But I want to smash fuck out of it. Can we just do it one way to one?

Yeah. And then so it didn't really happen that way. It's also taking a long time to get there. Because it is that thing, though, isn't it?

You do sort of question, like, how the fuck did you, like, did you just only just think to do that? Why have they just done this or done that? I think a lot of this shit is like, and that's what I'm saying. I think because we, right, because obviously there's loads of different fucking pieces of humour in there.

Like, you had the fucking Neanderthals, you had the homo, safety, you had the whole different fucking genus of people. And we fucking destroyed them all. I mean, we were shagging them as well for a while, which is why we got all different traits from everyone. Yeah, that's where Ryan comes from.

Yeah. So, like, there's a lot of meaning, but we fucking, like, what were we homo saving with me? We always just fucking, I'm not fucking history, I don't know what you're saying. It is history.

I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're saying. But what I'm making is like, there's a lot of shit going on there. But we, because we progressed the best, we always, again, what I'm trying to say is we were hindering what everyone else was doing.

Because you're succeeding, something else. Something else. I think we're obviously seeing, we were probably seeing what we were doing. So we might not have made fire.

Like, another fucking group of geniuses being made fire. I'm like, I'm having that. I'm having that. You're getting that.

And then just start killing everyone without fire. It's aggressive of the fucking different homo species coming out. Well, there was a thing, because we, the way our hands are, are the right way for us. So it means we can use tools.

Whereas there was another kind of human where their hands were kind of flipped around. So they can quite hold the spear in the same way that we could. So that's why we fucked them up. Yeah, it's so good.

Yeah, it's quite. Yeah, we fucked Ryan's ancestors up. Yeah, it's a good one. No, I've got a decent number.

You do have good fums. It's a good expoums. Good dexterity. I mean, if you want to bring up, I've got a clip.

A place out here on the keyboard, you know. So there's dexterity from the old Nien de Vos. They've got a browse. They went fucking through it.

They went fucking through it. They went fucking through it. They're fucking proud of that. It's like, how long were the dinosaurs around for?

Millions of years. I'm waking up for now. Yeah. How come they never...

I'm pretty sure that the dinosaurs were myth-created by God. Oh, sorry. Just because I read that somewhere. The dinosaurs weren't real.

They didn't really turn after that. In that scripture. There's a couple of people. No, no, sorry.

There's one old boy making shit. And then he made... Wait, what point did he make the two people? That Sunday was a rest.

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm fucking out, mate. I did go to a C.A.B.

school. We just did a pig mash. C.B. That was a bit of a pig mash.

That was a bit of a pig mash. That was a bit of a pig mash. Yeah. He came here.

He just liked Harvey's Festival, Easter, Christmas. You liked the hymns mainly. Songs really. Well, days made.

That was his favourite. What the fuck are you two on above? I mean, he's not listening to... We've sung all day.

We've sung all day's on for the show. Have you? Well, I was like, well, I worked today. I was showing him the stats.

You know, we always, like, Columbus. It hugely outperforms everywhere else. Yeah, it's... I didn't realise...

I didn't realise... Why? How much? They're the top location.

And they're creationists. They've got to be right. They've got to be right. They're not sure what I was in the foot here.

Well, actually, we said don't talk real. I mean, they are, but we've just said anything about them. Well, just one of us just keeps it on the other side. One of us just keeps it on the other side.

One of us pretend. Not pretend. Oh, don't it? Fuck it.

They're real weight. Well, I respect you for saying that. I'm on the fence. They're always upon your same answer.

You're saying they're knocking about for a million years. How come they never find fire? I mean, that's an interesting question. Like, that's weird because, obviously, as soon as you say that, all I have in my head is directed to Atlanta.

They were saying, like, they were throwing a bunch of... Triceratops. I mean, obviously, the Triceratops we got in R-Ed. They might have been one at Ants.

They might have been one at Ants. Yeah, they might have been one at the far part of it. I guess it's what they wanted, they wanted it, wouldn't it? I mean, the Triceratops and Ashid, they were herbals, wouldn't they?

Yeah. They didn't want fire, they didn't want fire, they're just because if they have fire, that's burning down their food source and nothing. You're not eating like a crispy leaf fire. Well, to be fair, they didn't...

What are you cooking a carrot for? More nutrition. No, it's less nutrition. No, no, no, more.

So, typically, anything you cook gives you more nutrition. How the fuck does that happen? Yeah, it's literally... Literally.

I think it could be. That's why... It's why you don't have brain. You're talking about, like, you're talking about, like, you're talking about someone who ate shit at a raw food for a long, long time.

And almost fucking died. Yes. Point through. Point through.

You had too much vitamin in it. No, no, no, no. You're just over-thinking. I'll get the facts.

Well, maybe because they didn't have wheat and shit, because grass is quite new in the scheme of the world. Yeah. When dinosaurs were knocking about, supposedly... They'd just break it up and they'd just like...

Supposed to you. Yeah, there was no grass, so there would have been no wheat and shit like that. Yeah. So, they wouldn't have discovered the sweet taste of bread.

You would imagine they wouldn't have ate when they first discovered bread, like they didn't go bread straight to cake, did they? I'm pretty sure they'd just have like flat, like, because again, they'd probably just have put some fucking flowers in water, cut that and they'd got like a fucking rock. Yeah, look up. So, let's go back to the vegetables.

So basically what it is, softening things helps avoid access and nutrition. It's not more, it's just easier to add. So, that's the same as it's more efficient than it. Yeah.

But that's the same point they're making with, you know, like ultra processed food. Like they say, when you eat ultra processed food, again, because you don't really have to everything's been broken down for you, you absorb it better, but it works both ways, and if you absorb it more fat and more salt and more, that's it. So, you don't actually have to properly like it. Yeah, okay.

You have to chew it and everybody doesn't really have to break anything down because it's all... That's all we've done for you. Yeah, just do whatever. Yeah, just do jobs.

So, I guess it's the same thing as saying that. It's because your body is all but it's yeah. But it's not good for you for your shit food. I don't get to be fucking a carrot.

You're all right. If you eat the fucking... Big Mac. Fuck it.

I don't know Big Mac. Or carrots back. You don't know. You don't know.

You don't know. It's a double Big Mac. It's a double Big Mac. I'm getting to this now.

I've got to get to this. Where are the layers? Tell me the layers. You've got your bottom bun.

Yeah. I think it goes patty. Yeah. You bullshit.

Then another bread. It's a double patty. Is it a double patty? I don't fucking know.

It's going to be two burgers. It's two burgers. I mean, Mac. John's Burgers.

I'm punishing myself to have a fucking Mac. We've all been there 3 o'clock in the morning. Give me 10 fucking cheeseburgers. How many have you got?

How many do you throw at the taxi driver so not picking him up? How many are you going to take? How many do you throw at the taxi driver? So not picking you up.

How many... How many are you going to take? 12. How many are you going to take?

Eight. Yep. I don't want to talk about the next, but let's talk about the gorilla. The best one.

Well, I'm going to wrang it, mate. I prefer a gorilla. They were the science class. I mean, the science class.

The z is not the z is. So, we've got the gorillas, right? They're playing on the radio, just as eating a leaving shit. They're just doing their thing.

Just eating a bit of leave and picking knits at your mates head. Yeah, not a classic shit. And then Johnny comes over. He goes, no, it's not a deal.

To be fair, you've got to eat all of that. He's nice and a bit. Might eat your little young. And Johnny goes, what are you giving him?

Flint and steel. So, you're giving him a big hunk of flint. He has a chut down, or you're giving him arrowheads. What are you giving him?

Like what the fucking boy scouts get? Or some shit. Are you straight? You're just going for flint for fire, not flint for making into a sphere or something.

No, just for fire. And they can figure the... And this is the thing. You can't tell...

You don't show them how to work it. They got to figure that shit out. No, I think it's happening. One of them's eating that fucking...

How much are you giving him, mate? Like the metal. I don't know. I've got more out back.

If they... You're giving something that's sticking him out. I'm saying you're killing one of those gorillas. I'm telling him...

I'm a county of four. You're going back to someone else with it. I'm a county of four. I'm a county of four.

I'm a county of four. I'm a county of four. I'm a county of five. I was thinking about this, but I don't think I say it in the video.

It's like, how can you make a group of humans but not teach them anything? Because you can't just dump a baby on an island and it'll just survive. Hey, how'd it be fun? You've got to get it to some point, but you can't teach it anything.

You've got to make it survive and then... I will say you probably couldn't dump a baby gorilla on an island that would die as well. Yeah. I think if you dumped any sort.

How far down the animal chain do you have to go before you can dump a baby animal? Now I think it's a thing though, because like a fucking... Was it like baby giraffes and cows and motherfuckers like that? They're up for good.

They're up for good. They're up for good. They come out with fucking deer and they're the ones that come out, yeah, fucking full out of mumsfanny and then sprinting off down the shit fucking an ant. I guess the monkeys are probably in the same group as we are.

But again, our problem is our brains are too big for our body. So if we were to gestate in our mother's womb to the point that we were... Our brain was at the point that we could come out and walk and talk and all that shit. Three of them years.

You know what I mean? You'd be like a five-year-old fucking child. You're like your mum's fanny. I mean I wrecked my mum enough as it is.

I don't want to put it down. I'm having to ten. Yeah, fucking hell. I think you're like a fucking carrot that fucker around for like ten years.

But I guess monkeys aren't on the same fucking level we are. They're not far off. Yeah, exactly. So they're coming out.

They probably have to be nurtured for a period outside of my body. Because really, until you are fucking ten, you're still being nurtured by your fucking parents, aren't you? Twenty. Twenty fucking peaches, maybe.

Yeah, that's the thing. Because of how we have the benefits and what our brains are, we have to gestate to a degree outside the fucking room because it's not physically possible. And I get an ass to think so I guess he was a bit of fucking gorilla and a baby on a fucking island. They're gonna die.

So you have to happen. The other thing is, you say you can't not teach them something because the both of them, they're learning what fucking seeing. It's like a monkey seeing monkey doing the classic. Classic.

And that's what they're doing. They're watching and picking up and when you're like little when your baby's everything you see is fucking. Well, I thought the term it's going to terminate. You see the term it's scanning but that's literally what the human brain is doing.

But without seeing the heads up the sleigh. You know, it's the same shit. No, you don't see that. You don't see that.

You don't see that. But it goes in. It's a little bit of a child. That's why you can't remember it before you had to war or something.

You remember it's why it's all fucking the hard drive thing for us. You've got to go off each day because we like to do that. You know what people say they remember something when they were like two? Do they?

No. Do they listen to it? I want to talk about him less. Do we sit down talking which is fucking brilliant.

Like if he ever does that again go watch him he's a fucking king. But he was saying he remembers being born. He brilliant. I believe him.

Hands down. Yeah, he's probably saying it's funny. Because we're saying about coming out just a few years in answer. He came out with your beard.

Yeah, I mean he came out for you. He came out for you. You're blessed fucking part of it. He's beautiful.

Yeah, he did a handsome, handsome man. He's different. Yeah, he did a beautiful thing. But you know I've just heard so many people in celebrities they'll go like oh yeah I remember seeing this.

Oh do you then? Well that was that. Does that mean to an after? Yeah I mean.

I remember vividly like my fourth birthday party. I've got like I've got that. I struggle to make that fucking week. I can't remember what I'm saying mate.

But I remember my fourth birthday party. I just that was like a little bit. But you ever have that thing though? Well you say that you remember.

But you ever have that something where you have a memory about something. You'll be like the fuck did that come from. And it'll be something just like you'll be on the beach when you be with your mum. And it's not your fucking mum.

And it's just that you shit your pants panics and then you fucking just remember your mum running the object. That's all. It's like I'm obviously so pressed memory. And then for some reason it's something just like remember this you're twat.

I remember the other day. I remember getting run over. I've got tons of fucking. Out of my mum and dad.

And we go into fucking beach. I remember like there's a beach now. You know when I do sandcastles. It's been like good sandcastles.

I fucking sandscops and shit. I remember watching that. And I remember like I lost my mum or something. This is where it's all came from.

I lost my mum mum. And I remember like she was across the road. And I remember like my dad saying no. And then I just stepped in where.

And then fucking just black. And then I remember just like my dad saying no. And then I just stepped in where. And then fucking just black.

And then I remember just black. And then I remember just black. And then I just remember the next thing I remember is just being in the back of my fucking dad's car. I just thought I was in my car the other day.

Literally no reason. I was like I'm in the game. That's what I'm saying. Sometimes I think every memory is there.

Because you've obviously processed everything. Everything's gone into a tiny little mind. But a lot of shit is just too much to fucking comprehend. So it was probably five away.

And at that point I probably thought I'd have to process getting run over it for an over time. So I fucking get that down. And if I thought when he's 40. You fucking get that.

That's why I make sense now. So yeah. I think there is a lot of shit. I think you do remember everything.

But you've just got a fucking unlock now shit. Yeah. It's like certain smells and stuff. Yeah.

It's like I've been in before. I've been in this. I've been in it when I was six. Doing something similar but very, very different at the same time.

With the day's our view. I think one time you told me about with day's our view. It's like a lot of shit. It's like a lot of shit.

You've just got a fucking unlock now. It's like a lot of things. Like a lot of things. Yeah.

It's like a lot of things. I've been in this I've been in it when I was six. If you get that sense of days our view, you do something. I do it now.

I do it now. I'm in control of my own fucking reality. So I'll do something weird. I'll free 60 on the spot or like pick up something three times.

I've had plenty of time for now. I don't even have to do something drastic. I just know. But I've done it before.

I've had a day's our view. I've had a day's our view. I've had a day's our view. I've had a day's our view.

I've got to go up. I'm literally like, you know, I've been in it kind of quite a bit now. It's a new email. I've had a day's our view.

I've got to go up. I've had a day's our view. If I just got their view now, this set up, I'd like tap that can and I'd tell myself I'm going to tap it five times. I'd tap it four.

Now I've got to do it. And then I'd spin it round. Is he mental? Yes, he is.

And then I'd get out of it. And then I'd pretend I'm going to move that. I'm going to move everything. I'm going to move my phone in front of me.

No, don't move it. And then do it with the end and then put it back. And people are crossing across there. I'm the coffee.

And someone looked at you. Is that a boy doing that? Just spinning this fucking mug around. He's leaving the cream on his nose.

I don't know. Like I don't know. Like I don't know. Like I don't know.

Like I don't know. I don't think I've ever... Like I don't think I've ever.. Like I don't even think I've ever had days of view.

I think I've just been a bit like, oh it's dead zombie. I think I feel like that's happened before, but I don't think I've ever been like in the event. My ego is going like.. Fuck me mate, you've got to get control of the situation.

You can't have your... You can't have it... Do you not have the event. Like I don't ever think...

No, no. No, no, no. I'm always in a day-job view. So I'd be like, oh I'll just look and placement.

I've stayed like... Ladies and gentlemen, a couple of laptops, and it'll be the placement of the universe at that specific point that I'll go like, what the fuck's going on here? Literally, this is everything's aligned, and that's why I have to change something. I can't go, well the thing is that a problem is, I've got to change it.

Well, I have to run you now, that's a trouble. Age and apocalypse, but what I should have done, what I should have done is just left everything, shouldn't I? Because that might have been the nicest mother puck ago in a fucking sports car. A sports car, the lot, you know what I mean?

But now, meet with your boys. You are a boy. The father and son. Yeah.

It's not just you're trying to get to me up. It's not your arm. It's good. Two years now I'll be able to see my son.

It's nice to see you, Dad. Well, so monkeys, let's just get back to that gorilla talk. So this bit's still what you're giving him, mate. Is it still what you're saying?

It's like what you scrape and make sparks so you can like, you're giving him, so you're just giving him, do you want to just give him one of those, there's a little tool, you can like, two bits of metal. Yeah, you just scrape it with the army out of whatever, you just flick it, or you're giving him the things to make it. Or you know, you're just giving them the tool. Technology, okay.

I'm not sure if they make a fire. I fell a bit in love in the sea. Yeah, but then it's that thing, because they know that fucking batting rocks are making noise. Yeah.

So I think, like, if they had the right type or like, you said they just had shit loads of flippin' around them, and now they only brought the ad, if they were bashing that enough and they had some joy leaves around, then it happened. Which is actually probably what we did. What we did, yeah. I think, I think, I think with it, you can't give him a fun start.

Like, they ran a start when we ran a start, and they've obviously missed a trick, because we fucking surpassed him. So I think now you've just got a fucking shoulder shit, like shoulder man to make a fire. And watch this, watch this, show him how to fucking cook me, show him how to make a fucking cake. Watch this into us.

Watch this, how you make a fucking cake. Like, just put them in the environment where they're going to start fucking microstuckin' and put them in the science room. You're gonna give him a microwave then? Yeah.

You're gonna find a microwave in a rustle of burgers. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's where we are.

Fuck it. Just let him join in and vice right now. There's a rustle of this. The thing is to me.

Yeah, you're right. I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing, you make a washing machine. You know, fuck. You can press a button.

Literally. Literally, one button, you're gonna set it on the whole time. Yeah, come out. You're on 30 or 40, where have you got?

I'll go 60. You're killing the universe mate. That's just too funny. That is too funny.

Close it up, one button. Stick one of those. Yeah. I reckon a fucking gorilla could probably fit into my life quite easily.

Like, I don't think, like, if I just want to play to a gorilla for a day, no one's gonna be like, that's weird. Is that a really weird day today? They'll be like, that's a matter of the time. Getting on my fucking zoom meetings.

Fuck's sake, it's not shaving again, they say it's not shaving again, they say it's a cunt. They wouldn't know. I reckon the basic, like, out of fucking, turn the gas on. I mean, it's like a sandwich, couldn't it.

You just show the bread and the fucking cheese. I'm making a good point then mate. I really think, I really think. I'm dying, but I'm feeling pressing.

Yeah. Yeah, well, you made children, right? Yeah. Which is probably, yeah, I'm gonna be cocking in there.

They think you're trying to do it. I don't think the gorilla can't do that, but I'm saying is, I don't know why I finally need to bring that on. He's going to put... He's going to do that.

He's going to do a bigger day, than the gorilla. That's the problem. That's the problem. You saw Gwen and his kitchen when he was putting his washing in.

He just bent over. But we better take our pants off the plate otherwise. Well, you looked at your own, didn't you? Yeah.

He took us off first. He took us off first. He got some shitty water. He's got some shitty water.

He might be right over. My wife left me for him. I was out on the street. He actually took over my life now.

He's thrown out, but he's still back in your face. He's fucking got cakes in the oven. He wears like a nice little farmer hat. What are they called?

It's like a true recap to whatever. A farmer would wear or just like triple-eight to wear it backwards back in the night. A flat cat? A flat cat for him.

Yeah, you've got one in. He looks fucking good, then. He's also wears glasses and he smokes a pot of time. He's got a smoking jacket.

He's better than me and everywhere. He's passed my life inside. He took him a week. Now is it?

But I truly think you've got a good point here, mate, that you give any of these. Because we're the exact same. We make shit. I mean, they might have been like, let's just think.

Let's just say there's been a thousand, two thousand, five thousand, ten thousand people out of the fucking billion people that actually made something that's significant in the universe. In our world. We're just, we're monkeys. We know nothing.

And I'll just take a grilleau or a rangatang. Or a rangatang. You tell them how to do your washing up. You'll do it in a piece of piss.

You'll enjoy it as well. Don't know what I'm talking about. That's like a sassie I think in here. Like we said, I'll give them flint and steel.

We have put the favourise in the fucking jungle and say, oh, you boys. I don't think we do very well. I mean, you're always. I mean, you're really eating good with me.

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