Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hours close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood to terrorize y'all's neighborhood. And whosoever shall be found without the soul forgetting down, must stand and face the hounds of hell and run inside a corpse's shell. The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of 40,000 years, and grisly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom.
And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver. For no mere mortal can resist. The return of King Me! Hit it, Rob!
Say with me, uh, King Me? It was never gonna work. It was never, never gonna work. That's okay.
Yeah, it's King Me, baby. Oh, Rob, it's been, uh, what, four months since I've talked to you maybe longer? Has it been that long? I don't know.
How long's it been? You know who probably knows our Patreon subscribers? Oh, too soon. Four months, too soon.
Oh, yeah. Welcome, welcome to King Me, the official podcast of King Me. Yeah, the official Stephen King movie podcast. Yeah.
The official podcast of glorious comebacks. The official podcast of glorious, of glorious, pearly white come. The official podcast of, uh, yeah, pearly blue. That's right.
No, it's also the official podcast of giving us more ratings when we were not putting out episodes than when we were begging you every week to. Yeah. Yeah, we've really come, you know, relatively speaking, blown up since we stopped doing the show. Yeah.
I want to give a quick shout out to all of our listeners in Los Angeles and P. Walkie and Grandberry and oh, but don't forget it. Well, Grandy show. Oh, I'm sorry.
That's a grand. I said, yeah, grand B. East, grand B Tucson, Mesa. Oh boy.
You've been skipped. Never mind. Fuck you all. Haven't been to Tucson, but I have been to Mesa.
So I'm comfortable saying fuck yourselves. Yeah. Oh, we have some, we have some listeners from Liverpool. Oh boy.
How many four? I bet. Is it four? It's four listeners.
It's four distinct separate down loaders. Do we have any information about those listeners? Haircuts. Very shaggy, very, very mop-like, but not like the long ones, like one of those sponge mops.
Oh, wow. Yeah. You know what? I mean, the metadata is really reflecting this because if you go to the iTunes store and look at our show, it says fans of this show also listen to Skipple.
Apparently also the listeners in Liverpool always masturbating with each other. All right. Yeah. Incredibly specific, but you know, it doesn't lie.
Look, we all knew, but it was just good to hear it, I think. Yeah. I love that Paul McCartney, like at the end of his life was like, I can't go to the grave without letting the world know that I love my pig alongside John Lennon. Alongside the great John Lennon.
Yeah. No, that's, that's exactly right. Do you think like, do you think John Lennon, like jerked himself off and then jerked Paul off most of the way, but then Paul was like, you know, he threw in a little bit just to like say that he helped? I just like the fact that like in any other, it seems like any other year, this would have been like huge news.
Oh, oh my God. Yeah. And like mostly people are just like, fucking, we have other things to deal with right now, Paul. All right.
Yeah. Stop trying to like cling to relevance. Yeah. You're, you were making music for a time when the world wasn't just a surrealist nightmare.
Right. Yeah. Oh boy. You know, there's like a good chance that people listening to the show don't even know what we're talking about right now.
Oh, well, Paul McCartney and John Lennon, just masturbated in front of each other. He says only one. Not just now. Come on.
They didn't just do it. Yeah. Yeah. Just now.
Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, folks. We are, we interrupt this story for some breaking news.
We are now receiving word that Paul McCartney and the late John Lennon have just jerked off together back to sports. Yeah. And then the new plays sports by Huey Lewis. Hey, very upper poet, wouldn't you say?
Yeah. Yes. All right. Well, Dan, I also, this was, I think this was the first time that you didn't mention the title of the movie that we're doing in the intro.
Yeah. This is a very, this is the reboot, baby. We're doing it different this time. Oh, all right.
Yeah. Lots changed. Okay. We're older.
I think I have gout now. Oh. I do. Very sexy.
I tell you that. No. Do you really have? Yeah.
Is it from too many cured meats? Yeah. I Bobby held myself. Oh my God.
Yeah. All the great. That's like the thing. Like there, you know, there's like a celebrity spokesperson for a lot of, you know, chronic illnesses like Leanne Rimes has, uh, uh, psoriasis, for example.
Yeah. I think we all knew that. Yeah. But really the only, you know, figure of note with gout is Bobby Hill and probably like, you know, like Red Skelton at some point in his life.
Yeah. I mean, Fatty Arbuckle probably had gout. Yeah. And he murdered a woman.
So well, allegedly, he did. You think so? I think he may have. I don't know.
The more I hear about the story, the more questions I have about that story. You have to, you have to admit though, Fatty Arbuckle, like, have you seen pictures of him? Yeah. He looks like a sex monster.
Oh, no, he totally looks like a giant haunted child sex monster. No, this is true. I also, I also think it's funny that like, you know, his name is like, Addy Arbuckle, whatever. And they, he doesn't seem like he's not fat.
No, no, he's just like one of those, like, he has like the physique of like an old boxer. He's just like a big, strong, stocky man. Yeah. Like, if you like, I don't know, you could say like, he was like, this size is like Rob Riggle or something.
Like he could, you could call it. They called Rob Riggle Fat Bobby. He'd be like, well, that's not fair. Yeah.
He's doing okay. I mean, he could run a mile in 15 minutes. Yeah. Also, just to like, you know, I'd never mind forget it.
What? No, it's okay. It was very personal. I was going to say my social security number.
I thought better of it. Speaking of personal Dan, I have, I have a big announcement. I am engaged now. Who cares?
Well, I'm kidding. I care a lot. Congratulations. Oh, thank you.
That's what I've been up to. I moved into a new house. I got engaged. This is all going very well for me.
Oh my God. When's the big day? I don't know yet. We're talking about July.
Oh, July? I'm excited for you to finally lose your maiden head. Thank you. I can't wait for both of us to have had sex.
It's really going to change the dynamic of the show. Yeah, you won't be like just like powering over me at all times. Yeah. Well, I'm young.
I'm done. And guess what? I've had sex. What do you have?
I'm full of con. No, I'm drained of my con. Yeah. On me on the other hand.
Jesus. You're all loaded up. You have to wear special pants. Oh, rubbing up against the furniture.
Yeah. Yeah. We're back, baby. We're bringing back.
Real quick. Do you want to be one of my grooms? Really? Yeah.
Yes. All right. Well, I figured this was such a personal thing that I had to do it on the podcast. Well, I mean, the good thing now is I can't re-neg on it because we had a recorded.
I know. That was smart. That was smart. We'll send this to a notary.
Yeah. People in Liverpool will know about this. He said he'd do it. Well, not a...
He's like a beetle, but he's also a vampire. And Bob Dylan. Yeah. Although, I don't know, the line between present day Bob Dylan and a vampire is pretty blurry.
Yeah. So I don't know. Do we have to say what movie we're supposed to be talking about this go around? Wait a second.
What is that? Oh, you know what that is. Is that our first LaCroix of phase two? Yeah.
It's a mango LaCroix. Hell yeah. Yeah. That's in my top five.
Oh, baby. It's a great LaCroix. You know what? So I work at an office, I work in an office and we used to stock the fridge with LaCroix.
And they replaced it with, are you aware of what a Bevy machine is? No. So it's just like a big seltzer machine that also offers a big cell. It offers like flavored seltzers.
Okay. I can confirm like LaCroix, the hype is it is founded. It's real. Yeah.
It deserves to be there because Bevy, Bevy seltzer, honest to God. I mean this. I mean this. Whoever invented the Bevy, who better than better than Bevy?
We're back, Bevy. Whoever invented the Bevy deserves to die in fire. Oh no. I swear to God, it's not as good as LaCroix.
That's why. Yeah. First seltzer back. You know what?
I have a little something else special to celebrate. I have a message from a friend of the show. Oh great. Okay.
Hold on. Let me queue it up here. All right. Click, click, click, click.
Sorry. I just got to navigate some files here. Sure. Sure.
Click, click, click. I'll click, click, click. Sorry. I didn't push the cable all the way in.
Click. All right. Okay. So I got it all queued up here.
Great. And I'm just going to press play. All right. So I'm going to press Aviard Bardem from Beelons, such as Mother and James Bond.
Oh, sure to say congratulations on not stealing money from people who supported you. I myself donate $3,000 every month to your show, your show. And I am happy to say congratulations to honor you both. I will be having sex with every woman over 40 and the Iberian Peninsula.
Wow. That is not done. I'm not done. All right.
Anyway, well, I know your moves, man. I'm a huge fan. Anyway, I can't wait to get back and study on your bread then and not let him talk because we all know that's a huge problem. Okay.
I guess I'll be saying or even there she is Italian for goodbye. Oh, that was really sweet. I was expecting that. Oh, let me just unplug the ox court here.
Click, click, click, click, click, click. All right. I've exited out the file. Yeah.
I have like 50 pictures of the Philly fanatic on my computer that I was just kind of browsing through while he was talking. Right. Because like, I don't know, he talks a lot, but like he can't really take it. It's not that funny.
So I don't know. Just look at the Philly fanatic. That guy cracks me up. No, he's it's it's a classic character.
He's one of my favorite trumpet notes. Okay. Well, yeah. So I guess like, yeah, should we say the movie that we are going to be talking about?
How about you say the first word and I'll say the second word of the title? No. Smoking. Great.
It this is this movie is called No Smoking. It's from 2007 as well as India. Yes. We, yeah, I know we get like pretty blue on the show and we say some things that maybe we regret in the moment even.
But now having done a movie from another country, we can officially say that we are unimpeachably woke. We have perfect politics going forward. Yeah. So yeah, we watch this.
Did you rewatch this movie because I watched it because we were supposed to have recorded this episode. Yeah, like just four months ago. And even then, like as I was watching it, it was incomprehensible. Yeah, it was nonsense absolute gobbledygook.
So to that, I mean, I can read there's a plot summary, a user-symmated plot summary on AMV that I can read. Yeah. I mean, yeah, we can. Yeah, I want to read that.
Go ahead. Yeah, because I feel like this is our best shot at navigating this. Okay. The main character's name is Kay.
So here we go. Kay lives in a or lives a wealthy lifestyle in India along with his widowed mother and brother, Jay, his brother's name is Jay. His mother works as an interpreter. I'm sorry.
Questions all ready. I just want to read these are the same J&K from the Men in Black Series. Yes. That's correct.
Yeah. Yes. They're not the same actors, obviously. No, but it's the same universe.
But it's the same universe. Okay. Great. And Tony Shalub is in this movie.
Right. That's our next book. Oh, I would absolutely do that. All Shalubed up.
That's honestly our next Patreon run should be up. Great. Okay. Go ahead.
I don't know if you think I'm joking, but I've got one. No, I'm neither. I came in these last four months I have been coming up with like just like any dumb pun idea. I'm like, oh, that could be a month.
Yeah. Oh, I got one. I got one. You ready for this?
Yes, please. We do. So we do. Okay.
I'm trying to decide if it's better to start with the title or the explanation. I think that probably the title. So it's just it's just called Robinson Crusoe. But what it is is to Tim Robbins movies and to David Caruso.
He's so Robin's and Caruso. Love it. Yeah. So put it on the list.
Okay. All right. All right. K's mother works as an interpreter with the German German embassy as a child.
K acquired the habit of chain smoking along with his friend. Abbas. I'm not. Sira Walla.
That actually sounds right. Now matured running his own business married to Anjali who also doubles as his secretary, Annie. K continues to chain smoke when Abbas quits. He manages to convince K to undergo treatment at the Priya Prayakshala located near Calcutta Carvitz, but K refuses.
He changes his mind when Anjali moves out. Decides to undergo treatment goes to Priya Shala meets with the Guruji is forcibly enlisted. Then again, forced to sign a check for 21 locks rubies for his treatment. And after doing so is discharged with a warning that very bad things will happen to him and everyone of his family if he dares to smoke again.
Watch what happens when K decides to secretly relocate and continue to smoke. Do you know what 21 locks Ruby is worth in American dollars? You can't really put a price on it. It's about $29,000.
Is it really? You looked it up? I did. That's a hefty sum.
It is. When you say? It is. It seems kind of low for the stakes of the movie here.
Right. And also I should clarify it's not a lot for me. Right. Of course.
It's money is no object to me because I have none of it. It's no object of mine. Yeah. So the summary is very confusing.
Yeah. The two hour movie. Yeah. Guess how much that German embassy detail factors in?
It doesn't factor in. So this movie is based off of a story by Mr. Steemking. A story we've talked about on the show actually.
Yeah. Is it called? No smoking? Is that the original title?
Quitter's Inc. Quitter's Inc. Yeah. I'm sorry.
It's Quitter's Inc. Yes. That we did. What a million?
Yeah. Yeah. Back when I actually probably did have more hair. When we recorded that.
Before you had gout. I was guessing 100% less gout as well. Yeah. Yeah.
So this is based off of that short story. And the IMDB used to say, used the credits even King with like some sort of like story by but apparently it doesn't anymore. So it looks like a lot of stuff. Yeah.
Okay. This really is incredibly hard to follow though. It starts off the first 10 minutes. Our dream sequence.
This guy. A weird dream sequence. He's like in Siberia in a shack. Yeah.
Seemingly in prison, I guess. Yeah. It's almost it seems like an old boy situation. Yes.
Yeah. He's just like locked up in this room. And then he breaks out but it doesn't matter because it's a dream. Right.
And he starts running like, you know, I mean, Kate Bush would love this part. He starts running up a hill and he's running toward a pack of cigarettes at the top of the hill. Yes. He wants to smoke so bad.
Right. But also isn't there a bathtub at the top of the hill? Yeah. I mean, in the dream he jumps in a bathtub and then he wakes up and he's in his bathtub.
Okay. But it's so this movie treats smoking. Like people who smoke, but like it's maybe, maybe heroin. Like it's that addictive and like is like, I was wondering that's got to be like a cultural thing, right?
Like India isn't smoking very popular in India. I think so. But like that's part of the reason that this was so confusing is like I don't understand any of the cultural relevance or any of this stuff. Right.
Like as a narrative, this makes more sense if you just like aren't conditioned for a certain kind of movie watching. Yeah. This the whole like the structure of the movie itself is different than American movies. It doesn't follow like a three act structure.
It's I don't know, like maybe six or seven acts. Yeah. You know how like you watch a movie where like, I don't know, everyone is like, I don't know, like a British movie, everyone's cockney and by like the 30 minute mark, you can finally understand what they're saying. Right.
That the visual language of this movie did not offer that. No. And also I couldn't, I don't speak Indians. So I don't.
Well, yeah, that was another thing. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I'm looking it up on Wikipedia, which is always right about everything. Yeah.
So the most of the speaking Hindi and but they'll bounce to English seemingly random. No. Okay. So I was thinking about this and I think I actually understand why they were doing that.
Oh, thank God. No, I honestly think like, you know how I don't know this sounds like so shitty, but like, I don't know, Hollywood movies are sort of like the shit like outside of the United States. Yes. Honestly, it seems like they only switched into English when they have like a cool ass line.
Huh? Like, did you, did you get that? Like all the one liners were in English. Yeah.
Yeah. That kind of makes sense. Yeah. I mean, right.
I think one of our big exports here is, you know, our, it's Hollywood is movies. You know, China is a huge market, but like the world demographic is like its own thing when any huge movie opens. And that makes some sense. Okay.
That makes some sense. Okay. I'm with you. Yeah.
And it's back. Great. Neat. Neat.
So whatever the, this movie is it's, we can't go scene by scene or beat by beat because it'll, it'll just, it'll be unlistenable to anybody, more so than usual. So I just want to hit some of the crazier like aspects and scenes here. One of the major ones is when K goes to visit this company, what's the guy's the main, the head of this like cult, what's his name? I don't know.
Yeah. I mean, he's got like his full name is crazy, but they call him like a guru, right? Akash, a guru, a katal, Baba, Bengali. Senator two more components to the name.
So this guy will call him G. But this guy, he says that, I mean, he runs, it's basically like, K has to go to this like, CD part of town. So it's like, he has to climb down all these like stairs, get down to like this underground part and then go down even further. So this guy lives like very deep.
It seems like he lives a hundred feet underground. And I think at one point, he says that he is Hitler's son. Yeah, what was that? I don't, I don't know, but he doesn't, he has some sort of like, mr.
So just so I'm understanding this movie is anti-smoking and pro-Hitler. Well, I don't know if I mean, because this guy is the villain, but also like, yeah, I guess everyone's just bad. I guess anyone involved in the smoking conversation is bad. Yeah, it's the smokey.
It's so strange though, because these people, I guess in the original, in the cats, I whatever, they took hard stances. Yeah, but that was more like a very libertarian hard stance of just like, why can't I smoke? Yeah. K is, is it his friend or his brother who is the, it's his brother, right?
Yeah. Who he joined Quitter's Inc or whatever. Originally, and he, I guess when you, when you sign somebody else up, you get something back. So it's so Jay, he joined up and he must have smoked a couple of times because they took, they cut off a few of his fingers.
So when he signed up his brother, Jay, they sent him one of his fingers back, which he was able to put back on his hand. Yeah, through magic. There was some magic. Yeah.
It was magic. Yeah. So that was fun. His brother, Jay also is insanely cross.
Oh, yeah. That was distracting. That's like, I don't know. That's a real, you know, not to get too preachy, but how fucked up is like our perception of other people in movies that like we see a cross-eyed person and we're just like totally taken out of the movie.
Yeah. The first, there's a flashback scene of the first time that J and K smoke a cigarette in, in the bathroom of their, you know what, I think they're best friends. They can't be brothers because like one of their fathers, like, comes in anything so they're like, they're up to some sort of home sexual shenanigans. And he comes in and he's like, what are you guys doing?
He's very upset by this. And then they're like, we were just smoking and he's totally relieved. And he's like, that's fine, which is like a funny joke. Yeah.
Like, did you get the joke? Oh, I get it. OK, cool. Cool.
I am shocked by how much you remember about this movie. I'm tapped out to be honest. Well, though, I also have it on in front of you. Do you really?
Yeah. Oh, I always have a movie available to me because, well, especially this one four months ago, I got nothing. I am appalled by how hard you're working to stay on task. Well, I just, I mean, we could talk about something else.
What do you want to talk about? I don't know. Let's talk about, uh, let's talk about, uh, I finished watching Castle Rock. Hey, I'm all caught up to.
Are you? Yeah, it was pretty good. It's not about Stephen King. It's not that universe like at all.
It might as well not be that universal. It really feels like in a weird way, like that is the strongest homage to like a sequel to a Stephen King movie is that it was clearly retrofitted into that universe. Right. Hey, it was the most annoying thing about that.
Uh, what's her name? Name Jane Levy. Jane Levy. I mean, she was annoying generally, but naming her character Jackie Torrance.
Well, okay. A couple of things here. Um, I, okay, Jane Levy, I usually, I like her in most of the movies that I've seen her in. I like the evil dead remake.
Um, she was in that movie, Don't Breathe, which was pretty good. Uh, I've seen her a couple other things. So she usually, she's usually in like, like good movies. Um, her character was kind of unbearable.
And also what was like her? How did she fit into anything? How, like what was her purpose within that town? Yes.
Like, I think she was just like, she drove a taxi and she was, um, I want to say Megan Mullahly, but that's totally wrong. Um, uh, what is her name? Oh God. Oh, no.
Oh, no. She's not. It's what's her name from two and a Melanie Linsky. Yeah.
I said it first. You did. Um, she's Melanie Linsky's assistant. Um, at some points, but also, um, the whole, her name in this is Jackie Torrance, which at, in one scene, she explains that her name isn't actually Jackie Torrance.
Um, but her uncle, she named herself after her uncle, which really pisses off her parents. Um, so it's some sort of allusion to like her uncle being Jack Nicholson from the shining and, uh, she, her name was like, whatever Elizabeth. And she was just like, no, I'm going to chain my name to Jackie because I'm into dark things and murder. Um, yeah.
She, I'm starting a murder podcast. Did she say that? No, but you know, she will. Yeah.
Oh God. I, I really want to shit talk a couple of people I know right at this moment. Oh no murder, murder me knows. Yeah.
Actually, they started their own podcast, which it, uh, is like, you know what? I shouldn't do it. Are these friends of yours? They're like people I know I wouldn't call myself friends with either of them.
Okay. Okay. And they started a murder podcast, a true crime murder podcast. No, it's just like them talking about like spooky shit.
Like, you know, when people call themselves, which is based on nothing. It's that, it's that move. But like the whole premise of their show, I've told you about this, like off, off the air, so to speak, but they, the whole premise of their show is that they get drunk before they start the show and they are not like they have like no prior experience for hosting a show. But you know, you know, it's good is to not know how to do something in pair yourself and try and figure it out.
Yeah. So they were very upfront about the fact that that was to be the premise of their show when they made like a go fund me and raised $800 to buy equipment to start making a show. I swear to God, I get that like, I don't know, I get that it's like prohibitively expensive, but it doesn't have to be. And also at that point, maybe reconsider.
Yeah. You know, like, yeah, I mean, the equipment that we bought for this to do this, not cheap, but also we bought it. Yeah. Like we didn't set up a fucking go fund me.
Do we have to get a sound or from Sound City? Probably not. Listen, OK, you know the history in those dials, man? OK, there's a quality.
OK, there's a quality. OK. In cheap trick, bro. Anyway, but yeah, no, I mean, it's insane to raise.
It doesn't cost $800 either. Yeah. No. No.
Anyway, what I guess what I'm saying is we know one after we made a podcast, everyone should have got the hint that the market was oversaturated. It should have been exceedingly clear to everyone that all all niches had been filled. Yeah, this was the last one. Oh, man.
Yeah. Have you ever had like someone you know personally, like find out that you have the show and be like, Oh, what's it about? Oh, yeah. You have to be like, Oh, so we talk about Stephen King movie adaptations.
Well, it's. Oh, and also Javier Bardem is a featured recurring character. I usually yeah, I usually don't even if somebody somebody finds out that I have a podcast, I usually probably would be interested in it. You just you just cut him out of your life.
You move on to the next town. Right. That's why I keep moving. How fucked up is it that like we both have people who love us?
Since even though we insist on it, we had now, you know, we we effectively ended the show and we're like, look, we got to get back and stuff, although to be fair, and I want to say this was very sweet. But like while we were, you know, off the air, people were like asking when we were coming back. I know. I was very I was touched by that.
Yeah. What do we call our fans? Ancient goblins, right? Ancient goblins.
Yes. We don't really call them anything. No, all of the ancient goblins out there, all of the all of the King Arenos, all the King, King Goms. What the fuckers?
Although me, me's. I like that one, actually. I mean, I mean, my fans fans of me in any in any of my projects are called Bagley Arties, Little Monsters, of course. Of course.
So, you know, there's some overlap there. To them, I say, thank you for the support. I love you all. You're going to be in that new Star Wars born movie, right?
Yeah, that's right. Oh, my God. Did you see the trailer for that? Yes, I did.
Dude, the part where she's just like singing in the parking lot, she's like, I just made up this song. You want to hear it? Which like is it made my butt hole, Parker? It was the most embarrassed I've ever been.
Oh, man. So there are a couple of things. I know that this is like the third or fourth version of this story. So this is like not, you know, and it's always like the same kind of thing, but it's always the, the singer who he finds a girl who has a really great voice, has a lot of talent, but she can't get anywhere because she's too ugly.
And the fact that like, yeah, like Lady Gaga is his person and she's like, no, they say, I don't have to look. They say I'm not pretty enough. And you're like, well, you're, yeah, that could be less true. You're a famous pop star in the year 2018.
You're, you have to be a certain threshold of hot to like participate in pop culture. So you're good. You're good. I also heard that Bradley Cooper directed this, right?
And he, when he was doing the auditions, Lady Gaga came in and she was totally got out, you know, with makeup and whatnot. And he was like, take off that makeup. Or like, I don't know if he or he did it himself, like wiped her face clean. And he's like, there you are.
Yikes. Fuck you. This is just what I've heard. Oh, no, I'm so sad that Bradley Cooper thinks he should be directing movies.
I'm hugely bummed out by that. You know what though? Like, I've seen the trailer for this in movies a few times. You know how like after, you know, after like the actual trailer, they'll like flash those like credit.
Yeah, there was like, yeah, those cards on the screen. Yeah. Every time the only name I see is Andrew Dice Clay. It just, it is staring me down.
I also have the privilege of my wife didn't know who he was. I was like, holy shit, why is Andrew Dice Clay in this? She goes, who's that? I was like, Oh my God.
Clear your schedule for the next three hours. Yeah. I was like, oh, he sold out Madison Square Garden telling 30 nursery rhymes. You're like, I hope you like nursery rhymes because they're all about to be ruined.
But I hope you like nursery rhymes, but I also hope you have a sense of humor about them. You know, he, you know, at the time, no one was joking about this. OK, right. He almost got thrown in jail for saying hickory, dickory, dock this chick was sucking my cock.
Whoa. Yeah. This is it's too blue. The clock strike to I dropped my goo and dropped her off at the next block.
Hey, that's good shit. Also, Dave Chappelle's in this. Yeah, I saw that. That's weird.
Yeah. I was. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think Dave Chappelle should be allowed to be in stuff anymore, not just because he's, you know, doing bad material now, but because he's got too much muscle for his skinny little frame.
It's not meant I don't think we should be allowed to show that it's upsetting. Isn't life hard enough without having a look at Dave Chappelle's all these muscles. Yeah. Yeah.
And he's always wearing those like, I don't know if is it Raglin? Is that the kind of material that those shirts are made of? Oh, it's like, it's like it's the kind of shirt that it looks like people wear in the matrix, but in like the real world. Yeah.
What I'm like long johns, like under like that kind of material, like a waffled kind of. Yes, exactly. It's not right. By the way, I fucked up and I owe more listeners.
Yeah, when I think of like matrix clothing, it's like like cable knit sweaters, like, like, like just thick. Like, yeah, and somehow like Joe Pantley on, I was wearing a dog tag. Yeah. Where did he get a dog tag?
You were. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's like, it's a lot of like, like dominatrix gear and just kind of like salvation army. Yeah, it's all sort of like earthy.
You know, it's very, it's like the clothes that people wear in like all post-apocalyptic worlds, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Whatever I can find I'm going to wear no matter what. Speaking of post-apocalypse, I have a question about Mad Max. OK, does I'm not familiar with like the whole, yeah, the character. Oh, sure.