80% of Movies Suck. Fight Us.

What starts as a rant about Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day quickly turns into a full-blown debate about the state of modern filmmaking. Are blockbuster movies getting worse? Is horror quietly becoming the most creative genre in Hollywood? Has A24 lost its fastball? And is Christopher Nolan a visionary… or just really good at making smart-looking movies?Chibbi and Rooster dive into why some films become cultural landmarks while others disappear before the credits roll, debate whether modern studios are chasing spectacle instead of storytelling, defend (and attack) some of today’s biggest directors, and somehow end up crowning Santiago the undisputed MVP of Disclosure Day.If you’ve ever walked out of a theater thinking, “That should’ve been better,” this episode is for you.🍿 In This EpisodeWhy Disclosure Day became this week’s punching bagMonumental vs. instrumental art—and why the distinction mattersIs Christopher Nolan overrated?Why horror might be Hollywood’s most exciting genre right nowSpielberg, Scorsese, Ari Aster, Alex Garland, A24 & the future of filmmakingFranchise fatigue, nostalgia, and Hollywood’s obsession with IPWhy Jaws still works nearly 50 years laterStreaming, physical media, and who really owns your movies anymore⏱️ Timestamps00:00 — Disclosure Day immediately catches strays01:57 — Welcome back, sluts 👋03:09 — Why horror movies are having a renaissance04:30 — Monumental vs. Instrumental Art explained11:49 — Do 80% of horror movies actually suck?14:25 — Christopher Nolan: genius or overrated?17:35 — Ari Aster, Alex Garland & modern auteurs19:58 — Dune, franchises, and blockbuster filmmaking22:20 — Why Disclosure Day falls apart27:08 — Is private equity ruining Hollywood?29:10 — What are the best movies of 2026 so far?34:11 — Has A24 lost its fastball?42:16 — Santiago deserves Employee of the Year 🏆45:04 — The Death of Robin Hood vs. Disclosure Day48:09 — Why Jaws is still a masterpiece53:50 — Physical media, streaming & why owning movies still matters💬 Question of the WeekWhat’s one movie that everyone else seems to love… but you think is completely overrated?Drop your hottest take in the comments. We can take it.❤️ Follow Us & ☕ Support the Pod🎙️ Puro Pinche Podcasthttps://www.puropinchepod.com/pod🤘 ChibbiInstagram: https://instagram.com/gemineyes🐓 RoosterInstagram: https://instagram.com/roostmtz🌐 More from the Gem.In.Eyes Productions network:https://gemineyesproductions.comIf you laughed, got mad, or immediately started drafting your rebuttal…⭐ Rate and review the show wherever you listen.📲 Share this episode with your favorite movie nerd.🎧 Subscribe so you never miss an episode.💬 Leave a comment—we actually read them.🛍️ Grab some merch and help keep the lights on.Thanks for hanging out with us. We’ll see y’all next week for another episode where we talk shit about shit.