80-Year-Old Falls Asleep at His Tacky Ass Birthday Party

This week, Katie and Dana are back and leading you on an emotional roller coaster of an episode that includes everything from a racist, 80-year-old falling asleep at his tacky ass, birthday party to the abject horror of watching your own kid pitch in travel a baseball game.They'll also discuss the biggest headlines of the week over here like:“Knicks in Five!”“Elder Millennial Woman Pulls Off Center Part”“Stunning Upset! Middle Age Couple Oust Grads from Beer Pong Table”“NJ Woman Sexually Attracted to New Refrigerator”And “Nice Guy!? XL, NJ, 3-Month-Old Could Give a Shit About His Sip ‘n See”And many more.Be sure to follow along on Instagram and Substack and don't forget to leave your favorite, middle-aged, besties a killer, 5-star review!