#82: Jurassic World Dominion Preview: Why It Will Suck, And How It Could Suck Less

What this episode covers

Back in 2018, General Snobbery wrote an influential article called “What Jurassic World 3 Better Be About.” The article offered great tips for the filmmakers, such as calling the film “Jurassic World: Terminator,” introducing a new character called Tex, casting Jar Jar Binks, and throwing in a little #PrattButt. Unfortunately, now that Jurassic World 3 has arrived into the fledgling movie theaters, it is clear that the filmmakers did not take any of our suggestions. This is clear because the movie is getting atrociously bad reviews. Nevertheless, since this entire podcast began with a look at Jurassic World: The First One With Pratt, it is only fitting that we see this new one, which has been deemed an “extinction level event.” Before we see it, it seemed fitting that we record a preview episode to a) talk about why this movie will suck and b) provide some final ideas of what could have made it great, if the filmmakers weren’t such idiots. Tune in soon for our full episode about JW: Terminator. Enjoy!

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