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#82 Turbo Tavern 6

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Listen along to another classic edition of Turbo Tavern. Ryan and Matt review 6 different local beers for your listening pleasure. Enjoy

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So we're going to go to sports really well. That's a new female, that's the new, isn't it? That's it, we've done it. We're in now.

Episode 82. 82. 18, mate. So we'd have a number six.

Yeah, is it? Yeah, six. You should know. I'm not only John, so it's your brand mate.

So we'd have a number six. You know, it is. Don't be a gladed gentleman, am I? Yeah, here we go then.

So, number seven, number six. If you haven't listened to us before, this is just you listen to two people, a couple of mates, drink a beer together, maybe get a little bit too drunk again. We'll see. So, if you're not getting on the end of the talking, just save that for the end.

Yeah, that's a go too, really, isn't it? This is nice. Nice. So, at least you know if you're drinking some ice, if you go out and you see him out there, you think, ah, I've been having nice that one.

I remember so much more to say that that was nice. Yeah, and Ryan said that was clean. Yeah, so we give that a go. It's nice and clean, so you can't go wrong with it.

Yeah. I've been thinking something about it. It's nice really, it's nice. So, yeah.

So we've got an array of different brewers. Different brewers, different styles. Different styles, yeah. That's no matter how we like to roll down it, like to your little adventures together.

We go through the styles, through the flavours. Nice and clean. That's it, yeah. Fresh maybe, you might get fresh.

Yeah, we'll use that in the first bit. Yeah, we'll use that in the first bit. Yeah, I'll get it, we'll be fresh. So, if you just get straight in, straight in.

I can see your gasping there, any mate. Gas and brilliant. So, if we just start, I've got an assay, right at the beginning mate, we've got a Tropic like it's hot, a pineapple pale, and that's from the Seasonal BB special from capturing some of ice. Who's?

You've got a logo. They've got a logo there. I cannot read that for shit. Can you see that?

Oh yeah, uh, Berkshire, West Berkshire, brewery. There you are. Local ants. My mum used to work for the visual impairment service, back in the day.

That, yeah, the visual impairment people would probably kick off a lot of that. Because I mean, I am slightly visual impairment. We had a contact tonight. I mean, I can fucking see that.

I've got 2020 mate. Well, these should be 2020 now. And you've still got me. Yeah, you've got to go quite close to that.

Independently brewed since. Me. 95. So, they must know what they're doing.

Yeah, that's what they're doing. Let's pull that one out. Yeah, lovely brown bottle mate. Yeah, keeping a beer.

And hopefully, it's got a nice kind of like tropical fruits, leaves, or that sort of jungle sort of vibe on the bottom. If it serves it, if it takes no, it's probably taking that to the old fucking tropical island where our N64 is. Yeah, the Tiki Bar could serve it. That moment, that's got that vault seat each other.

Yeah, only beer that's got there. Yeah. You might ship a crate here if it's good. I mean, mate.

Thank you very much. It's only a, what size is it? Three thirty mil bottle. Three thirty mil bottle.

And it is, it's 4.8%. So, it's not massively high, so it's good one to get started with. Where did you get it? I got that from.

Millitz farm. Millitz farm. You've been there in a while. I have not been there.

The last one I went there was pumpkin picking. Oh, yeah. I've been there for a couple of years back. I don't know how many years back, mate, because he last, you know, like the last years.

No, I was like, it's two days now. I saw this one meme the other day that said like, basically, 2020, 2021, and 2022, and they basically, it's someone saying, I still thought it was 2020. Yeah. I can't remember the setup.

There was, you know, the blokeness girl going walking down the street looking back and sitting, you know, that sort of thing. Yeah. One of those sort of, yeah. It's a classic.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't think it was a fun thing coming to Ohio. You're not traveling over here to go. Like, don't get your homes up. But if you're like, local to the area, yeah.

Nah, it's good. It's got a nice little farm shop. Yeah, donkeys. Donkeys, llamas.

Lamas, yeah. Pics. They got some of those hairy pixers. Really, really pigs.

Really pigs. Yeah. So yeah, go and see them, every call. Ducks and obviously that shit, geeze.

And also, they got a farm shop and they sell cheese and pies and actually it's, yeah. Well, the good thing about that farm shop mate, I mean, it's a little bit pricey. Yeah, you know, like, the old weight coach mentioned everything but, I remember being in there seeing the peppers in there. Oh yeah they are just plumping.

They are asking to be and I said look at how vibrant I am. I look at the company's just how it is. I only buy the three packs mate for a quid away. I can't afford to buy you an individual pepper for a pound.

But if you get it I mean yeah you're owning that money. Yeah I tell you what else is good there. I've got some fucking cheese I fucking love cheese mate. Yeah I've got cheese counting there.

Have you ever had this? I don't know what it's called but then I pronounce it. It's like rock choice cheese. Rock choice cheese.

I mean it's standing there even I mean it's like an J and I'm a XT. It's like a butter. It tastes like a fucking caramel. It's fucking delicious.

No it's not a smoke. It's just fucking, take the caramel out of it. That tastes the caramel out of it. So if you've got a block of cheddar or maybe you've got something and just rubbed the caramel out of it.

If you can't get this cheese it's hard to get away. Yeah I mean like a bit of caramel I can buy a bit of cheddar and you know if I have the same time I'm going to get it it's going to be a same sort of good. Yeah. Well you put a caramel on a block of Kapidil City put it in the microwave.

Yeah, well I'm saying 40 seconds or is that too long? Now I go, yeah I don't have a burning 30 seconds. What I'd be catching then when it's a 30 seconds. Just check it, like they'll bake off.

Well, stay right, don't walk away. What do you have a full 30 seconds through that little window? Yeah. Did you see your bake off mate?

No, to be honest I started watching it. I think I got three or four episodes, I couldn't count. I've got more of these. I'm a little bit tired of it.

I shouldn't say I mean I do love bake off. And if I'm honest, I cut out, I can't probably, like I left it like a couple of weeks. I'm not watching two. I'm lucky because I'm watching the old time.

I've been in and out. So is, I was he stealing it? I can do that sort of stuff. I don't have to care too much.

But it's just one German or Austrian old boy. Oh yeah, I know. You love your boy, love your boy, I was mate. Good cook and he didn't win it.

Who won't? I think he was Italian old boy. I think he was sounding enough. He was a nice little boy.

He had a weird permy something going on. But the front was grey I think. And the back was coloured. Or something like it was a weird combo.

But he was a nice old boy and he won it. I didn't see it. Yeah, I'm a fan. I don't know.

I think it's a thing we say, like full full day bad character and shit, like for about years. But I think sometimes you have a character because you're just getting around and being people. And you're not looking for the characters. I think as a series goes on, it falls into that fucking reality TV trap of being like, right, we want this sort of person.

We have to have a black man. We have to have an old lady. And so why don't we just get the black old man and he was a character? And we can have an old lady because she was just nice.

And just like, I don't get it every day in the graphic. Yeah, it's good too. Yeah, because you want to make sure you're hating or doing it. You're hating or doing it until you're hating or doing it until you're doing it until you're doing it.

It's a bit of a force. Yeah, I think that's the thing. This girl can seem a bit quirky. Let's get them on it.

All this person seems like they've got a bit of a bounce background and shit. And I just feel like, I don't know. Yeah, but it's still a good program. Don't you enjoy it, but I just...

Yeah. I could be asked a bit if I told you, I've got a lot going on nowadays. And I'm really only watching fucking Corey anymore when I'm on his own. Well, yeah, you know.

And even that I'm fucking giving up as well, can't we ask? Really? Who's Norris is about? He's dead, mate.

In real life. Well, I think he's not well enough. He's like, you know, he's got to that point where you have to drop out for health. So he was dying and he's moving away.

He's dying of chorus. He's legit. He's fucking quality. Really good actor.

Whatever his name, you know, part of me for not knowing him, but he was a good... He believed he was Norris. Like, I mean, it's fair that all of Corey, Cori, he's a bit of a clic-lisms and it has to... Rosie knows his words.

Fuck you for source. Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, but yeah, no, you're dark, you love your pet. So we're actually...

Yeah, it's a good one. Right, so anyway back in a bit. Yeah, so what was... Tropic like it's hard if you remember ladies and gentlemen.

From the Berkshire brewing. Don't remember, it's got little man drinking a pint if we remember that. It's a good logo, yeah, a good logo. It's fucking tiny right here.

Anyway, on the nose, not strong pineapplekins, but always a... You know there's a fruit in us, do it. Yeah, it's like a citrusy, too, you know? It is.

Yeah, it's... too much for gaming and too much of the actual the picture you know it's like that's just a good beer a good light beer that is it's not like a strong pineapple but again if they're young for that subtle hint haven't they closer to the old uh garlic d9's yeah yeah there's a hippie one yeah the hippie one and the ginger one it's like yeah you don't have to do it's not ramming it down your throat yeah it's just yeah you'd be like oh it's something what's something there like if you didn't tell you it's buying apple you'd be like it's stepping tropical something yeah yeah what is that what is that pineapple oh yeah really enjoying it but i don't think the old 64 island would stock it just because it's not fruit it's not fruity enough it's not any base enough to kind of be on that island i would i mean day to day that's good beer yeah i mean it's non-offensive i'd say it's like it's easy drinking you get a cup of them i mean i get it is more summer because it's refreshing than it like it's probably not the best time of year to drink it it's not a fucking it it's day i'm gonna buy it oh it's a really nice drop and you could i tell you mate session ability that is getting session ability they could put session on that because ark you can have a you can have a five or six of them yeah and we've got to say it's not two ever with it four point eight so it's not too sweet either so it's not clear yeah because sometimes you get too sickly can't they i mean you have to change up whereas that i think you could probably then again we have you know we're having one here if you did have six it might you don't know until you until you said there's enough there's enough like a fitty hopper finish like bitter hoppy finish there to be able to uh count or act it so i think you might be all right without that's not a ton though mate mmm no offensive then yeah if you've got given that and you kick up about it you're the problem yeah you come on now it's like just settle down mate i'm not gonna know what i'm making it what's he ever done to you got that much opinion on this beer yeah it's fucking non-offensive mate no i'm offended by that i am fucking livering i don't think like he's a fucking local boy he's like west valkia yeah when's it ever fucking tropical there they manage to put a tropical beer together in a fucking wet and windy fucking place you know that's off to him but work that he'll work here hey and i do like like he reminds me of a little parrot as well he's not a parrot on the front there you can remember yeah he's like the leaves in the fucking colours yeah maybe they should have put the parrot on their mate you know we're just breaking a bottle down and you're talking parrot maybe you want you could have just a little tear on the side there yeah like with a little speech bubble outside of it just saying in big letters west vultures mover that's what i would like for now that's what i would like for now but hey hey i can say it caught my eye i don't say no yeah caught my eye drop it like it's all around so yeah good beer yeah well done yeah yeah not chopped but not bottomly no definitely just a yeah good solid happy but not strong in action flake flavors um nice back beats uh top notes yeah so it's all right mate so yeah moving on yeah what got next then mate moving on so yeah we got a top rope cold stone cream austin oh i like what i do in there i will say this though just before we crack it austin didn't go to top rope too much did he no i mean it's top rope the name of the top rope is the brewer the brewer okay fair enough fair and if i old man's up you know they're not saying stone called winter top rope are they you're the second right yeah they they are the top rope brewers and they just made a cold stone cream and that makes in lemon cheesecake ice cream paleo i mean there's a lot going on yeah we make sense though yeah we make sense you pick in your top rope you got to think about your wrestlers and your boxes and new apps or stuff yeah i mean you've got you have sort of boxes help in this matter way yeah yeah because it's like right we've done uh cold stone cheese austin yeah but we didn't want to go rock beer rock beer we got undertake your car on the current take of sour yeah well done man kindness ale man kind of nice and nice beer nice gazier's clay because it's bubbles and yeah that's a good one yeah all right i'll keep that we'll keep that we'll keep that second beer yeah and what else do you got that's it we're only making we've fucking disbanded now we changed the name all right then it's ruis yeah i mean it's not really yeah it's not really talking about beer is it so what's in it it's a brilliant like a cup of tea like you're making tea no no you can't prove it's in a beer booth tea beer tea i had a tea beer they'd be very yeah like elway yeah it's nice yeah because it's got the fucking the burger not away so you've got a fucking tea and what i mean yeah it's quite um yeah i think i only got one actually there was one that was called dinosaur tea party and it was like an old grey and green tea so yeah they look quite good but again i i'm the northern end it was gone that's a trouble i see these beers and i think that i'll wait for that i'd absolutely be right i'd absolutely be right but you've got a fucking somebody's fucking beers you've got a fucking fire and plastic to sit down mate yeah so you've got me fucking quit so i'll let my lesson now and i'll let some of you something fucking snap it up so so mate what we say this remind you of this and what we're actually doing here again we've got the top rope cold stone cream austin lovely plain words and that's a lemon cheese cake ice cream paleo so like i said there is a lot going on there so you might be a bit worried so it says match pays it yeah i'll tell you right now the people in payment service need to get down on this as well don't they it says stone cold versus the undertaker rock bottom in your house 98 so is that when that happen i remember rock bottom i'm just trying to think it was it was in the uh maybe it was awesome versus you undertake it oh how many it is so get on this for this new instalment in a cold stone cream austin series ais more than one that's something you learn every day how they see this we've decided to go with a citrus plastic keep in the same smooth and loaded base that you love wow we want to find that women we added some fresh sticky lemon to help give you a taste buds just stunner oh yeah all right yeah they got there in the end yeah they did it lovely so what are you expecting from this mate all right i think i think it's gonna be like a fucking it's like i think it's gonna be like milk like a milkshake i think it's gonna be like i think i mean they got lactose in it uh well it's weak so yeah i think it's going to have more of a like a thicker mouth thing i think you're going to feel that more like on the tongue do you describe this? yeah it's lively isn't it? not as citrusy or as milky as i thought if i'm honest right okay i think it's going to be more of like a creamy IPA i think you've got no with those vanilla top notes and those biscuit bottom notes nice i can ever get to fucking settle down negative and generalize you don't know you're doing a good job mate for what you're for what it's going for what you yet you're still there just stopping them up ladies and gentlemen but they are very lively it is worth it no ladies and gentlemen don't you worry yeah i mean it looks appetizing mate definitely it's hazy once he once he calms he definitely hates to it yeah it's a bank a bank ipm so it should be good it's almost there it's almost there yeah salivate mate i'm salivating there you are best be nice now fucking shit now here you are all right there's a big head though he's just better keep it keep it together mate so so you smell it there's it's like a nice nice smell too i was thought maybe i'd be more moderny yeah yeah not super super high is it well saying that is quite a sour bat notes bit i do like that yeah it's like it's not a sour it's like just it's like just before it would become a sour well they think it's mate you know credit to you for the menu that is a perfect way if you want to get away from a sour pull yourself into a beer it's the perfect tool so if you want if you want to just change your palate up a little bit it's just a little palate break it just gets in there just cleans up all the old sour you got in there mix it up with a little cheeky ale and then you go somewhere else can't you yeah then away you go next we'll find out but yeah i mean once the head's gone you've got a glug of it you can smell definitely stronger yeah it is there now that's quite a but again it's like a strong like an IPA it's like smel to it with the salads you know you get very hard sort of fruity or whatever that would be a little bit more fizz in it as well this is a little bit kind of you know just straight a yeah once it sort of dies down as well it dies down again though mate you could probably session that might be a touch too sweet to have a load of them you know i mean just a touch for me but it's still it's still pretty uh it's it's a delicious drop mate it is it's you wouldn't be you got to get pulled out in the pub you'd be happy with that yeah enjoy it it's it but it's not you're saying it is a definite um sort of segue between the two in it it's like not not quite sour not quite the IPA it's a little something between a little bit of a new bridge yeah we may be calling the bridge don't we it's a bridge yeah it's a bridge just bridge you if you want to just move it around i mean be one of those things i'm gonna order a bridge i'm doing the air quotes now people but you want to bridge you know do you know do you know do you know do you know do you know do you come up bridge first now yeah yeah oh god oh everyone say about these bridges i drink your bridges so let's try to make you know about three bridges please just got here yeah you fucking bridge and then you dig it can't you can't you can't start guys you can never start on a bridge mate where you get you want one direction and you really the bridge is there to fucking separate your direction mate it's across the river now you know you're not yet now you're doing you're fucking way jumping too fancy a sour don't you can't go down the scale once you've gone down the scale are you getting back up exactly yeah i mean yeah how are you falling back down because i think i fancy a sour morn i fancy a IPA that's what i'm you're doing it's a good way to go to cross that border from there it's a it pulls me more towards i think it's pulled you higher rather than pulls you lower chasing that no i think i think so right yeah once you get once you get that taste you're a bit like yeah i want that now i want that yeah you know ladies and gentlemen it's got it it's got it it's got it it's i mean you talked about it before i mean are we saying so with the the old lemon cheesecake mate what am i actually supposed to be getting from that when they say lemon cheesecake yeah it's like yeah it's like is that what we've talked about it before when you put on exactly what you're being to be you're falling into a bit of a trap because if you're not hitting it like you've named like you've named lemon on there you've named cheesecake on there you've also named ice cream on there so are we hitting all those different things i mean there's a different sour just like that let me cheesecake point of us on the table and we cut it and you know a bit of it you know it does taste like a lemon cheesecake if you will but what's why are you saying ice cream as well i just don't you saying you're being ice cream on a sour yeah was it was a lemon cheesecake ice cream like a ben and jerry's lemon cheesecake to be fair yeah this probably does taste more like you licks a lemon cheesecake ice cream today not an actual lemon cheesecake it would be like if you had gone to the shop and they had lemon cheesecake ice cream it'd be that's all so maybe mate maybe it's a big problem chill all right yeah because if it wasn't lemon cheesecake ice cream it would taste like that yeah it would because it's got that so that lemony synthetic lemony flavor yeah that's all undertone like a breederate like an earthiness to it i guess you're getting from like the fucking biscuit they put your biscuit chunks in their nails yeah yeah cool yeah it's got a vanilla ice cream but fucking lemons swirls and shit for it yeah with little chunks of biscuit and i guess my rang yeah i'm enjoying that mate i was just looking at the you put your swirls in there as well that's a big you know the old classic raspberries raspberries but without the riffle you know like yeah it's like just a round of rice cream aren't the riffle mate yeah just have that ooh yeah oh oh i'm finding the riffle going in there like i used to come back home when i was my teenage years she's just a year sort of thing not starting to come back stoned up my head going into the greaser you're thinking you're quiet you ain't that are you yeah and uh yeah just going in there and just eating like eating ice cream and i probably told the story but like then on the weekend there's a you know wheat there well but on the weekend my navel will be round and my mom wants to make a dessert work so she goes the ice cream round there's like the spoon's still being fucking tough right yeah so we didn't know i was going to eat ice cream really you know you're not a sweet not a sweet man but uh yeah yeah yeah yeah nasty labby labby yeah um whatever whatever i was saying anyway yeah that ice cream you just created tell that the ben jerry's mate yeah go to the berry's mate yeah go to the berry's mate just a bit meringue in there just a bit more meringue chunk of meringue chunk of mering a bit more chewy meringue you know i mean make sure i should chew it yeah don't go for the berry's mate yeah more like a marshmallow yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah marshmallow fucking type of thing yes you can squidge it yeah i mean it's fucking saying thing in marshmallow meringue all the fucking stuff yeah yeah egg right and fucking sugar and fucking jelly tea on there oh fucking baker but yeah chuck that shit there be fine finish up with well i'd probably say mate we're on sealing this the old top rope boys have landed on the frog's plasm and a bit that frog's plasm they've done it pretty well we've yeah you know what they're only but uh yeah i mean the fact they go for that stone cold run i'm still a little bit perplexed while i just like you're saying they're kind of you're boxing you're in gimmick in there a little bit yeah i mean i thought the top rope was bad enough but the top rope's brewer and then the fucking there's cold stone cream austin is a fucking is more than one of them and the fact that austin's got his own beer as well was kind of like a little bit i don't know if we fail out we get this here we're going to get him fucking austin's beer from one fucking single place in the US yeah exactly i was a conned to brewing company that's the only place you can get it so uh yeah we're not gonna get it let's listen again we're coming here she's going to send it over that's a p.a box though one two three four five p.o box five two nine nine six five just email us email us email us we saw someone out DM us we saw someone yeah go on the website there's a contact page say you've got your crate of the beers i'll say thank you very much are you paying for shipping please send that don't fucking get stopped now you can't fucking bring anything in the UK more than fucking any of you can yeah it's bullshit when i was coming back from uh old greasy i was day mate you go through enough of the declare yeah there was about 20 blokes in there yeah i've never seen it never seen it every time every time there was a shit we all fucking all on it yeah there's 20 blokes i've ever seen before at a fair few you don't have 25 bad five people who want to come back from marocco and i understand that i think it's not this metal time i understand that but uh yeah come back from happens they do good something like what's the why are they why are they waiting for that money because it's everything now isn't it nowadays it's not just you're used to being a jogging shit again you're getting into a fucking ham sandwich it's just like that they are anyway it hasn't been a just you can't be fucking nothing now everyone is fucking crazy what's that what's that okay which would you apple you should i made it you know it's where's an am for me where's an originate from uh you're British amour you're fucking British fucking pig get the fuck out of England what hey come down now fucking another fucking foreign pig's coming over oh hey just a second no it's too bad a fucking fucking all my tech players money going in fucking foreign people all right they come down but yeah that's what it's like now yeah so yeah makes sense right let's uh so what we get i mean it got ron sale because it did actually do exactly what's going on so it went to one so it went to be decided it was a nice cream not a lemon cheese cake itself i'll give it a yeah it's not a bad idea anyway moving on moving on what we got now let me just tell you how what that was percent was 4.6 so again it's not a fucking heavy battery it is before but we got in quite like once they it's like an easy enemy keep yourself keep yourself underneath five is uh it's a nice it's a good tool then when you get later yeah you might hit a nine or something it might come into play yeah you can use that to benefit that would be a nice night cat yeah exactly it sets you drifting off then it's a heavy belly you need the rest oh a little sit down a bit cheese obviously a little bit delicious but what we got now for you and again like we said it's not heavy 4.5 so to begin with ladies and gentlemen we're staying in the same area we've got little ops bouco again local boys but i don't know what they are i'm saying like fucking ops will obviously because it's a lot i might be having done something like that you're going to tell me bruce with the october fest celebrations our marzam is carefully crafted using munic and Vienna molds to give a smooth multi-year with good body and a soft dry finish we just take this one and fuck it's able to take slide into your ladle hose and fill up your stiners it's party time i will say you know we're talking about the old visuals and everything mate the back of the label is pretty clear yeah i like that it's fucking easy to know it's got the temperature got what it looks like got what it smells like got what it tastes like i mean again what we're saying is though now we can read exactly what you want it to deliver we're gonna we're gonna we can be hot on it you know turbo beers having this a plain plane plane plane so we've got the little ops bouco life on marzam see what they did there and tell everyone what the picture is it's like a little fucking ops yeah that's the actual picture it's marz i'm guessing but it's got a couple of German flags in there because the German colonized marz first didn't they in 2063 when they did well didn't they i mean there's a fucking suspect we had world war three obviously and uh it was more than we were doing that germany was just fucking building some spaceships and shit what were going to marz yeah and they just i mean they developed some sort of fucking lots of faster than light but they fucking fact shit trampoline like they were no mini trampolines on the moon didn't they so then when they came out they fucking get shaded off of it and then go to marz and actually need really because there's no fucking friction in space is it it's like right they fucking got no second yeah maybe a bit too quick yeah yeah but they got there they got there they got there they got there they got there they got there they didn't have to go round you know use the old if i take a little call i'm just a slingshot awful fucking jupiter that's next in there yeah slings penis penis yeah so you had to slingshot up a fucking jupiter yeah go round that once the only one because fucking cubes in that and took a couple of fucking years and they were running out of these beers on the way down that's trouble they only had a finite stock didn't they they couldn't brew any more they didn't take any bees of them the fucking idiot oh no it's just a couple it's all me and that's a couple of me and that's a truck that the hell fucking baron marz is there you know well that is no fucking bees you need bees you're fucking nothing mate so i mean well done for getting to marz but yeah you're taking a monkey in here took the monkey what's he doing he's throwing shit at you and you're gonna throw your shit oh we throw marz shit back in here you're gonna fucking get in here i'm not fucking getting mugged off without a monkey that i'm fucking waiting marz but gosh i'm shitting your fucking yeah he's waiting for a good one i'm having a goodness now man fuck that's solid what i mean that monkey's got an eye on that now blesses us but yeah i mean he threw it first mate yeah i mean he started it so fucking you're falling in but yeah but anyway like i say so marz i mean they are marz in 2060 but they they not started off being a bit man but i mean they got the fucking crackwher they got a crackwher to them that's pretty good and if they've got this beer mate it's a good beer they're fair played with we'll find out but find out if it was worth taking a bees or not so just imagine we're marz and you just long mission it was mate a long mission we had the flingshot and trampoline and what sort of stuff didn't we did yeah yeah the trampoline i had to build that trampoline first so i had to go to the moon beforehand i like to take a bit fucking 20 minutes build that i mean to build a trampoline take a fucking long years i got an hour and a half build a fucking trampoline yeah the fucking with the legs never been oh it's the fucking rack around and fucking you know the fucking elastic bullshit i did the fucking longest probably that yeah obviously did you stop for a beer when you're up there or not i'm going to stop for a fucking beer it's not for a fucking beer yeah one of these beers or do you ever i didn't because i didn't have any because i was on marz yeah so he's saving these for marz weren't he you can't crack yeah obviously that would be silly wouldn't have it like he's hot i don't know why i thought i'd be quite warm on a minute it wasn't it's fucking freezing i was wrong yeah i was wrong no i forgot my coat he's well didn't i see she's gross i was fucking freezing my mum i'm not telling my mum would be a fucking mad she saw me take a jumper help take a jump for her help take a jump for her now i'll be alright mum it's the moon later on she was listed yeah we started my coat now we started my coat what's the fucking dark dark so that means that's where they wanted the trampolines they've come in from the fucking for a nap oh wait yeah that's got me chilling now it's fucking cold i was like big-aided water bastard he was just laughing at me oh it's cool it's cool i was like what are you fucking you only got coat i said come your coat what flip mate look at me i'm a giant smove yeah i said warm no wouldn't it i'm not saying nah so my mum says i can't lend it my mum says i can't lend it i'm fucking making me finish this trampoline so i built it obviously i got it done yeah in the end yeah nearly a fucking marz boys turned up like five minutes later so i was lucky to get finished but i was like well can i get on a fucking spaceship let's know he's bouncing mate bounce and proctor so i said i fucking come back home on my fucking shoulder the building there fucking trampoline you walk away back from the moon yeah to walk away back from the moon it's like it's a bit sick fucking i'll tell you i was nacking at the end of it i'm like i'm to be fair i've got off of it now they're writing me to go to marz i was like well i don't know well if you're walking away back it's a bit demoralised i'm not walking away back from me and then walking to marz yeah i just fucking yeah because you've got the spaceship there i'll go walk exactly same to get from the nah so i came home and i was like i'm joining with war three didn't i might as well well well yeah so what have we got there well on the nose let's just say let me just grab the bottle mate because that does smell like honey that smells like there's some bees bee swimming in there they're saying crusty bread sells spice and the light citrus i'm just saying that smells like honey that's my that honey on top it does smell like yeah all right they've got a little touch of bread in there but the thing is though but saying that when you're saying that when you ever have honey really like it's always generally unless you're sticking it in the tea but generally you're having on toast didn't you yeah where else do you have no honey?

party to be fair i do you like honey honey i don't really eat porridge mate though is that nice with honey in it yeah it's not like you're not you're not a porridge mate it's got a touch that's what i just said really i just don't really i'm told that eating the morning i mean i mean probably so let's take a while i mean i don't have a porridge often yeah like not a weekend because obviously if i've got the kids then i do patch a fucking porridge very well i'm just eating it i come out on a weekend then hey but i'm just fucking boy that's something yeah but fucking honey and fucking beautiful you stick it in there or you put it in each singular in each stage i make a porridge because sometimes like jackrock a bit of fucking jam or something in each right yeah what a baby wants something else i don't know so yeah i'll just fucking i make a porridge and everyone can fucking garnish because they're like but i'm a honey man myself and it's got then because it's got the fucking the complex carb the way ever yeah they keep going the while and you got a little sugar boost just get through the morning then yeah and you're just nodding your cap to the bees didn't you yeah i appreciate you yeah yeah boys so yeah let's see if you appreciate this it's them so they're saying honey malt smooth hoppy tang exactly with i've done it again it's like it's quite light in it and i think it's we've done that thing again like i say because that last beer the fucking cheesecake as you always said about that i'm out it was fickle wouldn't it it's not when you're drinking this yeah it's a bit like water isn't it yeah and when you think of honey you do think of something a little bit more sugar a bit thicker this is quite not a bad way no no no i describe it it's wet it's wet obviously yeah but it feels like a lot yeah you're expected this to have a compared to that yeah you thought this would have been a bit yeah definitely a thicker yeah but yeah i guess you're like spinkets just it's that honey but no anything like your mind's making you think honey well yeah to be fair and it doesn't say honey beer i know they're saying like well it does say honey it doesn't say honey yeah honey but it's not called lysm honey yeah it's not honey lysm honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey it's just a fucking marsen beer yeah to be fair yeah it's honey malt get that it's pretty smooth and it's pretty you know you could drink that fucking all day long yeah again i think there's a there's nothing there like if you're using the pub you had a party now you had a party now you had a party now i don't think you could probably drink it fair for you yeah if that was the first beer you you ordered you'd probably stick to it yeah yeah like if you got that because sometimes you get a break beer sometimes you get a decent beer sometimes you get a foreign beer if you landed on that you probably that's cheeky enough me the sex day yeah and i think you're good because it's not it's not too head i guess it's because i'm proud of the time to drive basically because it is a light beer it's not a light beer but it's got a light flavour so you're drinking out you're drinking out i don't think it's gonna sometimes you get a beer and you can drink a pint you're fucking about sitting yeah you have another one it's putting you down in it we're going to think about that honey it does kind of just creep this yeah a touch is weakness for more but it isn't sweet yeah i think it's just kind of just that little moreish moreish speed just going yeah come on and i think if you go if you have like half a pint left and then like come on we go to next pub you can just you can just touch that half a pint you're about to travel where sometimes you get a pint you're like oh god i'm a pint of this fucking mess all right give me a sec then oh and then there's the whole fucking the burp yeah fucking every tummy but i think with this they said go quick let's fucking knit down the air you could knock that back away yeah gosh yeah again local ads i'm sure they are as well i mean okay can we sell fucking little oxen not little ox brew co they got me from uh got me cocksford i'm gonna find out where any fuck is it from you can wear sign it so they got social media at little ox brew or visit the website on little ox brewery i think john it they're Whitney mate so fucking no stones throw away from us that's the john i went there yeah i'm not exactly the way we can give this a dress out yeah yeah send some stuff to john home yeah one two three john o' street but don't trick fucking beer john if you get the austin beer and you drink it that'd be dangerous yeah yeah right oh god mode would that be i don't even know i even know what color you're here would be it yeah right it'd be the do-mole boy wouldn't i yeah the when do-mole boys invincible yeah but with the blood pissing at me as well at the same time obviously for look just yeah exactly yeah exactly yeah yeah yeah so yeah send them to his house that's fun yeah get to get him as we give you this dress so yeah again yeah i think we're happy with that it's that is that is the beer when you go into a pub and you try something new with a nice picture on the old uh yeah i mean i think you're getting these fucking i don't forget it be obviously but you get a little ox i think they have a little ox in the fucking we talked about before the fucking swan round by me i've been out the wipe out right i've been in the wipe out something which again is just like a session ale so yeah you get any boys around so and where'd you get this one i got that fucking cusca up the road i went in there i went there i went nowhere do i need probably need a fucking kimata catch i've done fucking bs fingers chips and beans i fucking kids were kicking out because of kittin' around fucking all right i'm in fucking hip up this y'all's and again i'm in shop i'm looking at the other day they got a lot of beer they got a lot of this and they had another couple of local breweries as well i was gonna get one what they call a man he's another one boy he's had a couple from there that had just down away that's good for a cusca yeah i think it was only like a fucking cusca old logo the old boy sort of you remember the classic cusca logo like an old i think there's an old shopping or something it's like a it was a face of some description one it i'm trying to think what it is but yeah i probably got rid of that that's like from the other 90s i think it probably was a cusca say like fucking fine teddy oops i think some guys just brought the fucking building and this is fucking shop now all right it's been a it used to be a cusca i'm calling it a fucking cusca yeah it's like when i live the fucking london's dream that had a cusca i don't even know how to fucking weird but yeah so but whatever they got to make a lot of fucking local breweries which is good they're supporting the local boys yeah that's good so if you've got a cusca near you or something like cusca yeah i mean you're probably not gonna get these beers but you're gonna get some fucking beers local to you yeah try them try them just give them a hand and put them in there and to be fair he's gonna have a lot of beer in there he didn't have like a fucking boss i like to put him like an array of beers in there but he has some of these local boys i pick one up i'll support these old boys support the shop local innit local local local good beers it's out of a fucking fucking fucking fucking faucet is you drinking that? yeah i can't deal with it mate i can't deal with you know i like a london i can deal with hine can or a corset lite if i want to keep my figure but yeah like fosters it's just uh i was telling you about so i've just been back in traffic and i was drinking some shit beers in meat offs or mike offs yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and uh that's the worst probably one of the worst things i'd say five worst beers i've ever had in my life there's one beer in it that i couldn't finish no i can't no no we were in yeah me and uh yeah me and brother were traveling europe and we were in i think what the fuck we were maybe maybe florence maybe you know i can't remember i can't remember but it was went down the back alley sort of thing it was really nice kind of like holding the wall sort of bar everyone was going to it yeah two parts of the local please and like we said it in atalian they didn't know they didn't and uh yeah it's the worst beer ever animal in life damean tan mine did he said that when i used to go out of a fucking rob my good friend rob he's good lad but he fucking drank coli's book all day long i remember he was out somewhere like fucking drinking one time and i was getting like a fucking i'll get him a rum and coco and i and then he goes to the bar and i always go out of a fucking i'll rob a po it come back with two parts of coli's book i mean he's fucking not talking about it but i was like it's the same sort of thing it's fucking horrible i'm not like you're drinking two points of fucking colesburg i'm gonna get another two rum and Covid so you're drinking two colesburgs and rum and coles, that's your turn turns go to bar because that's twoascals but we are fucking drinking two colesburgs again, rum and i'm going to go to bar now and get a new park so you've brought me a park and i brought them back and on it so you've now again got two points of course i add our thinking so get get fuckingno yeah i mean… they're kind of fucking voting for it i love the boy but yeah i couldn't, it's like just fucking horrible i just can't describe it if it's like when you're young you're drinking fucking coles chloride where's fucking cheap pastas where you're for a fucking pound But you drink enough of it and it tastes like fucking tin bean. Or fucking tin spaghetti in shit. I don't know what it is, but it's that fucking metallic horrible soupy sort of- It's just samey, samey.

It's just blends. It's not like you've got flavour every single mouthful. It just starts turning into, yeah, like you're saying, it's like pin something. And you can just pour it into your mouth.

You're not drinking it. You're literally just pouring it. Obviously, yeah, fucking age is smashing that butt. Sometimes you've got to do it, mate, if you're a wedding and they've only got something in it.

That's how it is. You might not get the choice of cheeky IPA or something like that. I mean, you normally get a fucking sweet bear. If I'm going to wear it, you can normally find the fucking John Smith.

I'm fucking, I'll take a smith. I mean, it's not a great one. John Smith is decent, mate. Or a Boddingson if you go for it.

I'll be all over that fucking. Like a nice smooth fucking creamy fucking bear. They had a Boddingson. One bar I went to in the, in Athens, they had a Boddings.

Yeah. I didn't have it. Just, there's no sense there. Yeah, they had a Boddingson.

They had a Boddingson. But yeah, anyway. It's not a smoothie. But it's a fucking, that's a difference between a fucking Southern ale and a fucking Norman ale.

You get the fucking, you're smooth up north and you're fucking, like these oxen, that's like a classic fucking Southern ale. Yeah, just an ale. Just an ale, yeah. Yeah.

Well, yes, there's just an ale. Yeah, true. Yeah. Waking, what's their feet in the air?

They wouldn't. They wouldn't. They wouldn't. They wouldn't.

But it's fucking there. But I mean, I argue, but I do like a nice smooth now. Well, smoothie is just a clean drop, falls down the gullet, doesn't it, mate? It's just lovely.

It's just a, yeah. I mean, again, if you want to down any bit, the smooth's will be down. Actually, it's just fucking creamy, it's falling down and it ain't getting away like that. Yeah.

I do like a John Smith. Well, that's a classic drink. Alpha John Smith's mate, getting Alpha John Smith's down. Yeah, yeah.

Alpha John Smith, yeah. Fucking hell, yeah. Alpha John Smith's. And double, fucking double gin and tonic.

You have a pint, you get your pint, you get your half a John Smith and you get your double gin and tonic, at it's around him, won it? Yeah, it was around. Yeah. But if you really didn't get the half John Smith's.

Yeah, I mean, if you didn't get the half John Smith's or the fucking double gin and tonic cheater. Yeah, you got a John Smith's and a single gin and tonic that'd be, doesn't it? It's fucking single. It's a single, mate.

Oh my God. But you had the... B-bru-y. When we did the tiny rebel.

Yes. The full-on tiny rebel. John, I mean, that's a bit of a difficult listen, hopefully. Because the fucking white cuz fuck.

Yeah. Yeah, he was on A, he's John again. We're trying to get him back as well. Can we sit on a lot of fucking four?

They've probably gone off by now. Nah, they'll be better. Yeah, they'll be fucking... Yeah, they'll be stronger.

Yeah, they'll be stronger. Yeah. We'll open him soon. Yeah, calm down listeners.

He's gonna calm us. I know he's a favourite. Yeah. Will's everyone's favourite.

Beautiful calming voice will. Yeah, exactly. Pushing the bed. Yeah.

So anyway, again, we've been fucking dog-dirted again, and we've been talking about. Yeah. And I'm actually love Will's beautiful voice. Bad beers, and I can go on to a good beer.

Good beer, yeah. But yeah, yeah, fucking... Yeah, just stay away from Goldburg, Miffle. Missed us, yeah.

Foster. Two Borg. What is one? Where the fucking one in Spain that is?

It might be Nagila. Is it a gila? It might be... Oh, no, Cruz Campo.

Well, that's fucking shit. Is it? It's the same sort of thing. It's your local fucking...

Margu. You're like a freaking Lager. Yeah, I mean, that's San Miguel as well. But again, it was like a yore over a bottle, so you're drinking that shit all night long.

Well, you might as well. I think I'm... I can't remember if it was Cruz Campo, but one of them again couldn't fucking finish it. It's just like, fuck is this?

Like, I think you've got a fucking smoke to the point that you fucking killed your taste buds, and then it's fucking fine, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I'll get you. Because when I was drinking that stuff, I was bumming Rollie's off actually the whole time.

I was like, roll me that one. Please. Yeah, you need it. Just so you fucking don't taste it.

You're doing it the same time. Yeah, you fucking... You're fucking... You're fucking...

...hailing. Don't condone that shit, but that's what you fucking do. But anyway, that's enough shit, like I said. Let's move on now.

So again, I've got Ridgeway Brewery, brewing, which again I'm guessing from the fucking Ridgeway local choice again. It's bad, boy. Millets again, won't it? Millets, bomb.

So you've got the Imperial Red Ale. It's got some fucking rushing writing on it, nobody ever says. It's got these little rushing fucking ego, boys. Yeah, the Double Ed and Eagle, which is a little bit of Illuminati sort of stuff going on.

So this is a... That's too fucking small again. Why are people writing so fucking small again? That's not a little bit that late.

Yeah, again, this is a permanent sort of... ...it's a permanent sort of... ...don't exist anymore. It's a change, so malcomated with the different teams.

Yeah, yeah. The Death Society. Yeah, all that sort of stuff. But, I mean, they've got, yeah, they've got some different languages on here as well, mate.

They've got on proper... ...maybe they are trying to sell this in fucking Russia, because they've got some rushing on the back of here as well. I think they brought it out to Koe and sell with a black widow. Maybe they did.

Maybe they did, yeah. So Ridgeway Imperial Red Ale is a deep-grown red ale with an intense, even savage English bitterness that's not characteristic of that... ...of the style. A family trait shared with an Imperial Russian style in Imperial Bali is to pronounce...

...Vinis character? Fuck knows. There is no recommender better before. That's good.

You can age it then. Yep. Crystal, Amber and Caramel provide sweet caramel offsets to all those hops. This beer is best served cool to room temperature in a wine glass.

Oh, fucking hell, all right. What the hell? Really? Yeah, barely.

This is... I don't know if they're trying to get information on there, but... ...size, like, three-fon. Yeah, I mean, I'm fucking struggling with that in the best of time.

I thought I had a couple of fucking beans on it. Well, exactly, mate. It's like, yeah, I can read the words, but not make any sense to them. 2020 vintage, just saying, mate.

Oh, 2020? Oh, 2020. Yeah. Remember, that ladies and gentlemen is like a weed-gill offering, whatever.

The company not working long. What are you now? 2020 fucking two. I know.

Just ran a corner. This episode will be out before then, mate. Yeah, they'll fuck me. 2020.

Yeah. That's it. I'll fucking worry with me. I don't know.

I mean, new things coming from Cerfus, what's radio in 2022? We'll let him know. No, same old, same old shit. Yeah.

Turbo Tapping 27. I'm just going to be in a fucking wine glass as recommended. It's also at ring temperature as well, so it lands fucking recommended. There you go, a little bit of froth in here for you.

Ooh, there we go. It's got some heavy notes on it on the nose. That is strong. What percentage are we talking about?

What have we gone up to now? That's got to be a bit higher, isn't it? Oh, fucking hell. 10%.

Is it? That's leech, mate. That's going to say that's milk stronger. Oh, that's fucking jump right up there.

Right, well, we can talk about that. We might have to talk a long time about this. Yeah, this is a... Yeah, we're stopping this, mate.

Yeah, that's a nurse that's a wee bit. Yeah, I fucking know. That's not like that New York craft beer place vibes of like, this is dangerous here. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that was not what it was. Right, well, I think you're going to have to go for first bit full gulp. No, I'm not saying whole mail, but full gulp. And then we can have a little sip if you need it afterwards.

I think you've got to pretend this beer is a six percent of an eight and then go from there. Yeah. Chewy. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. That's not your typical red for me. Well, they did say it weren't so cool, didn't they?

Yeah. That is caramel. That is pure caramel. Yeah.

Yeah, if you... I mean, ladies and gentlemen, just imagine, just get yourself a classic kind of old travel in or something, right? Just something like that. The poor fuck that I carat about it.

You're getting some in here. Imagine you was at like, bonfire night and you got like one of the dads, I mean, it's a school bonfire, like, obviously, one of the dads is saying I'm a fucking tent, anything like an ale tent. He's got some ropey, warm fucking beer there, anything you pour with for you. And you got some cinder toffee from the fucking stool eating together.

That's what you're fucking tasting. Toffee apple and a... Toffee apple is a fucking cinder toffee and a fucking ropey beer. I'm not a fan, I'm honest.

It's, I was going to say, it's not sessionable. I mean, maybe it is half... If you had one of them and you pissed up after the first can, well, sorry, you didn't mind your sessionable, but you went... I don't forget fits in properly, yeah.

I thought it was going to be honest. I should have looked. You thought it was a bridge, didn't you? I thought it was a bridge, but it's in there.

That's the last, yeah, the last of dead ends. I did it, I ruined this right today and I was like, I took it in the wrong way. Sometimes it happens later. You're going to gamble, isn't it?

Even though I can do it. That's heavy on the belly, that is. Even though, even though you're fucking experienced, fucking, and you know what it was? I thought, it's already all, I'd be nice.

We like a red airway, we tend to have them. I'll take that back to us. But I fucking admitted to look at it, I fucking admit it. Not a typical...

Yeah, not a typical style. Yeah, that is heavy on the belly. I mean, I drink it. Yeah, I'll have to get it down on us, but yeah, don't buy a four-pack of them in the spectrum.

Maybe do, maybe do, but not for me. It's that caramel. It's way too much. I'm not a fan of fucking burnt toffee.

Well, I like caramel a lot, but fudger, I don't like. I'm not sensitive to fudger, but I know there's nuances. There's nuances in caramel and that's just overkill. It's like you said, probably more burnt than it.

Yeah, yeah. I think we have to talk about it for a while, otherwise. Yeah, I think we do. Well, you talk about other shit when you talk about it.

No, what do you talk about? What do you talk about? We're just going to fill in for the same minute you're talking about this. We can talk about Shang-Chi, can't we, mate?

Yeah, we can talk about that. We've both seen it. On Disney Plus, mate? Yeah, on Disney Plus, mate?

No. I want to go on Disney, doing loads of fucking roadworks, isn't it? I just can't go out of this fucking trap and get to the fucking cinema. Yeah, I actually drive down there for a fucking COVID test year, but I've got a thing.

The closest one was there, so I drove it on, I thought it'd be easier to get down there. Yeah, it's fucking night now. So yeah, went down there, negative and what sort of stuff. I can see why you didn't go down to it.

Nah, it just couldn't be ours a bit. It's the bus. You'd want it to be a party and it'd be just... It just fucking goes off the road and fucking hours.

It goes nowhere near it. It's ridiculous. It's not making it easy. It's about COVID.

I had my fucking booster the other day. Because I'm an old man now, and you're getting my old man now. And I kind of had my fucking flutes up at the same time. And as when you were going through a fucking tab in your week, I'd tell you a fucking...

The couple of days later, two days later, it was fucking destroyed me. It was fucking a night. Is that asking too much of your body? Yeah, I think I might have pushed it too far.

I was like, come on, you can fucking do it. Yeah, because I was saying to... It's actually about it. When she had it, she had to...

You'd book them in everything. But they put the flute jab or whatever, like a few weeks back or a few weeks forward. Because of that reason. Yeah, three-fucking-all of the best idea.

Yeah, you're fucking cold. Yeah, you're kind of asking and it's like, you know, you just want to have this and kind of... I figure this one out, but is this as well? Yeah, do that as well.

I think it's that thing as well. Because you didn't feel like... It's not your body was like... You didn't feel like...

You should have been weak in a little bit. Yeah, I couldn't move it. It's like your body's just... You're saying it's not your body's trying to do too much, so you're trying to get it to do everything.

And move around. Yeah, move around. So you're just like... Yeah, ladies, get your fucking boosters.

Don't get... I'm not saying don't do it. I'm not fucking acting like you're just saying. People are bad to have a nice little acting couple of days later.

They fucking look at the thing in. They do a big session, fucking a weekend. No, don't do it. You don't need to do it anyway.

You've got to kind of... You don't want to waste a day, do you mate? You know what I mean? I mean, the worst thing about having a massive session is you're wasting two days or two days.

Yeah, yeah. We're still going. I haven't actually gone back to this yet. We're still here.

This is the first time that we've... Well, come here. I'm not sure if it's better. I mean, I feel bad.

I mean, it's probably... I don't know what you recommend it. It's not our beer. Let's say that, ladies and gentlemen.

We're not saying it's a bad beer. We're just saying it's not our beer. Yeah, it's just... We've been in this position before.

We've not been... We've not fucking streamed. I don't have any of that. No, no.

I feel bad now. I mean, we've obviously put some fucking effort into it. Well, the thing is, though, mate, I mean, some people will be really into that beer. It's just their cup of tea.

But we'll try another which way, bro, we beer. You know what I mean? That's just a gimmick. You know, that's one of a gimmicks.

We'll try another one. Yeah, exactly. Bring some more on the fucker. I'll let you know.

Just for me, it's just too fucking... It's the burnt caramel fucking high note. It's just... That's all I'm getting.

That's all I'm getting. If it's not a failure like. And also, mate, you get it straight away. It's not like it hits the back.

You get it straight away. And if you follow an end-color feeling it, you... As soon as you put it in your mouth. And because it's so...

Because it's, like, high-heavy, V. You know, it's fucking hitting. I think it was fucking like a four. You're just fucking knocking it and getting done over and you're finished.

But, you know, it's gonna hit you. You're just fucking trying to smash that back. You're hit. It's a double-edged sword, really.

So, I mean, I've had a couple of... I've had a beer before. I think I said about it for like four-aging sessions beer, where it's like the fucking Sam Farr and Pine needles and shit. And again, it's just too much...

The flavour is in your face. That's all you can taste. It's just that's just... I can't I can't drink it because that flavor is just too much I mean, it's not it's not for me and I can say there's a beer for everybody and they definitely stop because I mean they're fucking they selling it they made this and they're buying it Yeah, it's popular with some people I mean saying that it might be a small box they might never produce it again I'll find out soon find out if we sit on the show on the show but NN But I'm just saying it's not it's not for me.

That's not say it's not for everyone. Yeah, I guess not for me I'm saying this I got fly in mine as well I was with something with a little body and didn't I? I was a 10 p.v. Fucker for you Yes, it's a bit much anyway, Chang Chi make so Yeah, I mean, let's just get a bit I really liked one part in the domination with ears The formation idea is probably fucking a bomb I mean, I was good at that and see it the scene in the back when they're saying you know come on They'll lay off on the punches like so I mean, there's a backstory there, and they why like from what we've seen a fucking abomination in the past That's it what how's that fucking friendship built and that's what we want to see more of but it's what I said to you know They're just chucking shit in there, right?

Like I said before it's like the old comics when they have like a fucking someone to turn up and like from another fucking comic And I'm like oh, hi Spider-Man, I'm wolverine that's a meat of shit And I'm like I'm just doing some shit fighting this guy Find out more about this read world with 2.9 exactly Is that pulling you in? So they're just doing that with films now They know you can do a fucking cameo and then they'll be like, oh no, you got to watch it It's more yeah, but it's more obscure because they're just pulling some random fucking character in It's like so we just make a comic book about this character It's sick, it's sick, it's sick, so we just make just do a small run Yeah, it's a small run, you know? See how it goes? Yeah, I mean, if people like that fucking scene, they're more of an abomination of getting a Disney class fucking series Now I know, like you say, don't mean the people are fucking picking up So he's making scene, yeah, I am enjoying it The episode 3, I watched it earlier today And I was saying that it's the closest you can get to shooting it like a film on TV Oh yeah, yeah It's so close to looking like a film Whatever, it's a spoiler alert anyway, it's always spoiler alert But the car chase scene, everything, everything, everything, the shots bang on Yeah, it's good to be with you with the arrows, you know?

It's like it's trick-hours, I mean the ad is fucking arrows and it's floating arrows and it's fucking rope-hours and shit But you never had the full array, never had the full array now and I like that Yeah, I like it And she's got this fucking arrow and she's like, what's the fun arrow about? And it's like, I'm just you, wait, I like what it's for You can catch it all, no, no, I just want it all Wait, it's the agent, yeah, yeah, I think that is good I fucking saw a master as well But it's like, if you know you saw a master on a comic, it's Cheez's fuck And if you see fucking, I don't know what his name is, he's a famous guy Yeah, but it's just like, you know, anyway, he's fucking even corny's it so well Because he just, it's that sort of classic grittly-grant classic logo He plays it to fucking, to a company, he's not a camp, but he plays it Yeah, it's like, not stereotype, but everything about what his body is what the spirit of fucking sword master would be It's a subtle stereotype But it's real obvious, it's a really obvious, but not hammy Yeah, exactly, the way he pulls it off is he's fucking brilliant If you see like, think of a sort of like a real like, if you saw the fucking purple fucking costume sword master And you think, how are you gonna fucking portray that half? Is he full of it? Yeah, it's something like that The Benson seems a good way of doing it, it's really clever way of doing it because she is like king-s- Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's there, he's got it in him, anyhow, no, he's having a catch Oh, that's good, seriously did that, seriously did that What are you talking about?

You got me watching it? Watch it, watch it, and then listen to the rest of it Then watch it, and then listen to it all again, and then listen to it Like I said, Shanshi, again, yeah, like an enjoyable film, but I think I've seen it before, they're off in their opposition now When they can make any genre of film they want, within a Marvel universe The same as they can make any sort of genre of comic within a Marvel universe They know they're gonna fucking make money, they know they can do it now So they wanna make a fucking Kung-Fu film, they make a fucking Kung-Fu film They wanna make a fucking space opera, they make a fucking space opera Because they can do now, they know they fucking get it behind them, so Do you know much about Shang-Chi in the comics? I'm trying to think about the master of Kung-Fu, whatever, yeah, and obviously Bruce Lee sort of started the connotation I think he was a ripoff of him, do you remember fucking Kane? Yes What's his name from fucking Kill Bill?

Bill? What are his fucking names? Yeah, that program Kane, like Shang-Chi was a fucking riffle Kane Yeah, that sort of thing, because I think there was one fucking comic of Shang-Chi where Kane wasn't Kane But it was, but it was, but Kane was in it talking to him, so it was all the time now And he was on the fucking, he was wondering across the fucking America, whatever, this year So yeah, I mean that's where it came from But yeah, it's okay, because they fucking caught a dung-sap fucking Kung-Fu scene and they went to fucking play with it So they started writing that again, man, but I've never really, I've not read a lot of it, because he was big in the, what would that be, 60, 70s, 70s, 70s, 70s Yeah, I'd say 60s, probably 70s Fuck, you know, fuck, Bruce Lee stuff, same when fucking, hands of Kung-Fu, whatever it's called, that comic would fucking, I'm fished and ratchet in it Yeah, old school, uh, like the fucking, yeah, maybe 60s or 70s, late 60s or 70s fucking Kung-Fu shit Yeah, I'd say in the 70s, but yeah, um But is that whole fucking, that Kung-Fu scene that they bit onto, but yeah, like I say, I mean he was in a, he was in a hickman's event, he was running And he was in a comic, and he managed to be able to get that when he was sending all the fucking bombs away to work, and he managed to be able to duplicate himself Yeah, but I think he just all forgot about that fucking time, though, he can't do that anymore, but at one point he could fucking treat an army of shank-sins Yeah But I guess he's gonna probably see a lot more of him now, because he's not fucking film, so he's gonna get a fucking comic Yeah, and also that dynamic with him and, uh, is mate Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, that'd be a TV show I've watched as well Yeah, that'd be a good, easy TV show mate, you know, just a, just shank-y, and, uh, whatever Whatever, whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it'd just be an easy, it'd be an easy, just a clean watch, you'd stick it on I'm not saying it's my favourite film all time, but it's, it's got enough action in it to, you know, film your needs Yeah, I mean enjoy it, you watch it, I mean you're not saying that before, I mean it's shit happening, like you're enjoying it Yeah, it's dragons and shit Yeah, everyone likes a fucking dragon, but it depends if they can fucking, because I guess if they wanna bring fucking night iron fist and shit back now Like putting that… That'd be cheeky, wouldn't it? That'd be cheeky.

But Iron Fist is like, there's always that thing with Iron Fist being a white savior, but I think in the comics now, there's like a new Iron Fist and he's like over Asian heritage. It's quite Chinese, whatever it is now. Right, fair enough. So you might find that they can fucking...

Just recast it. Recast it in the fucking movies because that's what the fucking comic is now, that's all shit. So you might find that they can tie in a whole fucking martial arts fucking universe. That'd be good.

As well as your fucking... Yeah, that would be good. ...because you're already in space, you'd be a fucking shit. Would you have liked to have seen Fing Fang Foom in the old, uh...

Yeah, I think everyone would like to see Fing Fang Foom in it eventually, but... Is there an opportunity to do it mate? I don't know. Could he have not been a dragon coming out of water or is that just...

Yeah, he's a different... Oh no, yeah, I know. I mean he could have been... I mean he could have been...

I mean he should have worn fucking a combination in Wong in him, so he might be able to... Yeah, but maybe that's in shang chi too, innit? Oh and that's... Yeah, I fucking think Fing Fang Foom comes to fucking fuck shit up.

Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, fucking headlight, but yeah. I mean he's got any backburner now, innit? Yeah, fair enough, yeah.

Yeah, fucking Fing Fang Foom, everyone else fucking Fang Foom Foom Foom. Yeah, we're still drinking this by the way. Yeah, sorry fucking Ridgeway, I didn't enjoy that. That.

Too much for me. Yeah. The problem is, like you said before me, when you know it's fucking 10% or whatever, I give you the fucking Shudder. Yeah.

Just give you that Shudder as like, you know it's like, you're not enjoying it, and you can't smash it. Yeah. Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, that was difficult.

I mean we did it for ya, yeah, but I was definitely difficult one. And what are we going from? Did we go on from the honey one, didn't we? Yeah.

I mean, imagine if we really gone from that. Fucking hell. Well, I mean go and try it. You know, Ridgeway, Berlin, Imperial...

He's not glassing it. What's it called? Imperial Red or something? It's called the Imperial Red Ayl.

I mean it is fucking Imperial. Yeah. Go and check it out, but... Fucking hell.

I don't think I'll be tacking Ridgeway in the... Yeah, I don't think I'll be fucking happy with... I mean, it's difficult when you don't like something, because you don't want to tell someone they've done a bad job of what they're fucking doing. No, we just...

We didn't like it. You're allowed not to like something. Oh yeah, exactly. You're talking about a piece of shit.

Yeah. It's still a bit. It's a bit of a certain standard, which is just the palette. It's not an air.

They're in ball. I mean, we've got a pretty broad palette. We've gone through a lot of different fucking flavors, but yeah, that one. Like I said, we've had it a couple of times.

There's been a few that we've touched on. Yeah, the unaired turbo. There was six beers that we didn't like. Yeah, that was a bad fucking...

I mean, that was a good job. It was a good thing. We just decided on the day, so we just drink beer out of the record turbo, and it was the big gods of the down the same. Yeah, you don't want to be able to say it about these beers.

Yeah, that was a fucking difficult session. Yeah, that was like every fucking... Then again, though, mate. I still probably take any of one of those.

Yeah, because I think they were just underwhelming. Yeah, I mean, we drank it. They just weren't... They were just underwhelming, Morgan.

Yeah. I mean, that was horrible in my eyes. I'm sorry, fucking... Yeah, I wouldn't...

If I bought a pint in that, it'll pub. I'm not sure if I finish it. To be fair, I don't think I'd 10% be getting a fucking fern any of that. True.

You're not going to serve in that. Imagine serving that at a pint. You'd be fucking... You'd be snirting that all fucking...

That fucking taste. I mean, it'd be cheap night for you. You'd be on your ass. You'd be drinking one fucking pint for four hours, but fuck me.

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