82: Winner of the Least Aardvark-like Aardvark Contest

RETURN TO THE TRAIL! Well, it's been a long, long time -- 70 episodes, to be exact -- since we last heard from Jessup and Ellie Mae in our wild west tale, Danger on the Trail. (Episodes 11 and 12, check 'em out, if you're so inclined.) Jessup had killed old Uncle Sasquatch and his band of thugs, and they were all set to live happily ever after...until... Marcus, an old friend from Jessup's Texas Ranger days rides up with bad news. Even though Marcus is bleeding out, they still have time to talk very, very casually about all the awards Marcus has won. And Ellie Mae keeps trying to squeeze lemonade out of a nearby ghost. You know. Typical Western stuff. Listen to it with someone you love, and form a human paperclip with them, if they consent to do so.