820 - Scarfs Toboggan

• Promo for Bart Merrick and Crystal Van as realtors • Melissa shares positive experience buying a home • Friday Free Show recorded a day early • Tom going to New York City to see Ricky Gervais • Ross joins and jokes about cereal commercials disappearing • Discussion about kids' cereal and Dan feeding his kids eggs • Talk about NYC homeless and rare types like "bird homeless" • Dan recalls Seattle man eating a bird head • Listeners send NYC tips and critiques • Debate over real NY-style pizza and the "it's the water" myth • Mario Batali's machine-made NY water and related jokes • Argument that NY pizza can be replicated outside the city • Plans to report back on NYC trip on Tuesday BDM show • Airline "skip lagging" loophole explained • Debate over ethics of skipping final flight legs • Mention of Delta engine fire in Orlando seen by BDM Suzette • Idea to use inflatable airline slides for a BDM event • Real slides cost $20k; joke about duct-taping dollar store rafts • Tangent on shooting ranges and pressure training • Ross jokes about underwear defense from intruders • Song break: "Marked Different" by local band Virginity • Promo for Pinball Dudes and their rotating pinball machines • Discussion on pinball as mechanical art • Mention of King Kong and Foo Fighters machines in studio • Talk about Kanye West's odd public confessions • Tom's son requests Oculus as reward, gets older version • Concerns over Roblox, VR content, and kids interacting with strangers • Discussion about limits on VR usage and past exposure to horror • Tom quietly dismantles a cardboard city; kids never notice • Debate on kids remembering promises and being disappointed • Talk about VR zombie games and their age ratings • Crystal questions VR's impact on a child's brain • Reference to Columbine-era video game panic • Joke about being trapped in VR like old sci-fi plots • Maisie described as a sensitive rule-follower • Dan regrets joke that made Maisie cry • Promotion for Orange County Library's Book Fest with Brad Meltzer • History Center's "Collected" exhibit and free third Thursdays • Science of Wine event at Science Center promoted • Praise for educational partnerships • Jelly Roll NPR parody and discussion of his fading fame • Mention of Burt Kreischer's 5K event and pricing debate • Introduction of fictional overnight host "Scarves Toboggan" • Scarves plays random YouTube songs and complains about no audience • Debate about ethics of unpaid radio interns • Skit with fake SafeTouch rival "Vault Field" and parody burglars • Dan and Tom discuss expensive ad branding and mascots • Bug-based characters like "Silverfish Man" and "The Exterminator" • Creepy bug designs, mohawk caterpillars, and punk rock stings • "Old Man" character reminisces about grunge and Surge soda • Nostalgia for the OJ Simpson trial and Ed Tyll losing ads • Story of sabotaging tapes to avoid lawsuits • Listeners remember clear pagers and see-through electronics • References to Beavis and Butthead, Star Trek: TNG, and N64 • Ross promotes comedy shows at Bull & Bush and Framework Coffee • Tom plans to visit NYC spots like the 9/11 Memorial and Planetarium • Andrea mentions Times Square's screen show and Ireland portal • Ram Davesey warns of a water-based apocalypse and gold-filled boats • Fantasy of escaping floods with helium balloons • Final reminders for new merch and $10 leftover BDM shirts • Contact Eric via TomandDan.com for merch issues • Episode ends with legal disclaimer and "mediocre" sendoff ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)