83-Granny Slammer

An episode of the Smoke N Bullshit podcast, hosted by Smoke N Bullshit, titled "83-Granny Slammer" was published on July 31, 2024 and runs 47 minutes.

July 31, 2024 ·47m · Smoke N Bullshit

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Summary

Welcome back for #83!! We had another great #puffer post- They wrote in about listening to us every week just to toke one with us;) Wrote in a story about how after smokin a few buds with some friends- he had poured bong water into an empty Vodka bottle- that he then WATCHED his friend chug!! His poor friend puked for 5 minutes after that! Dick move (as he says) but hysterical!! Annette shared a story about the people of Paris- they are protesting their government. They are so disgusted with their officials with the upcoming Olympics and how they have spent so much to beautify the city while ignoring the social issues in Paris- so they decided to make a move- they have a hashtag #ISHITINTHESEINEJUNE23RD- This is my favorite MOVEMENT- get it-see what I did there;) Tonya told us a tale of a senator that thought he could out law the law men saying repeatedly who he was to try to get out of being arrested. Well they didn't care- he was driving under the influence- weed and alcohol. Weeks earlier he had just given a speech on how both of these things are so wrong- an may have outed himself in the process- still wonder if he Guatemalan. He smelled of booze and weed! Good stuff!! Annette 1st off is going to hell- she told a story about a sky-diving pilot that died in a crash AFTER her passengers jumped off. They all jumped, and thats when something went wrong witht he plane- she did not eject from the craft- she went down with the ship. My question is WHYYY you were goin down- Jump like the rest of the passengers! I'm gonna burn- I know. Moral of the story- don't skydive. Bye Tonya comes back to the darkness and gives us a story she found about a series of strange calls. When he would pick up his cell it would be a high static mixed with screaming. He changed his cell number after a month of this happening at 2-3 am every day! It stopped for a few weeks and then started up again- one day he decided to back dial the call- it was some random old man, and he didn't make the call. He then decided to shut that phone off- get a new provider and cell number- YUP- started again. Again back dialed the number- and they again had no idea of this call. After all this- he had inevitably lost his job and cell phone, the calls stopped. His brother not too long after that reached out to him to listen to this message they had gotten on their mother home phone--- IT WAS THE SAME sound- static screaming...... Thanks Auntie K for reading lol SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

Episode Description

Annette shared a story about the people of Paris- they are protesting their government. They are so disgusted with their officials with the upcoming Olympics and how they have spent so much to beautify the city while ignoring the social issues in Paris- so they decided to make a move- they have a hashtag #ISHITINTHESEINEJUNE23RD- This is my favorite MOVEMENT- get it-see what I did there;)

Tonya told us a tale of a senator that thought he could out law the law men saying repeatedly who he was to try to get out of being arrested. Well they didn't care- he was driving under the influence- weed and alcohol. Weeks earlier he had just given a speech on how both of these things are so wrong- an may have outed himself in the process- still wonder if he Guatemalan. He smelled of booze and weed! Good stuff!!

Annette 1st off is going to hell- she told a story about a sky-diving pilot that died in a crash AFTER her passengers jumped off. They all jumped, and thats when something went wrong witht he plane- she did not eject from the craft- she went down with the ship. My question is WHYYY you were goin down- Jump like the rest of the passengers! I'm gonna burn- I know. Moral of the story- don't skydive. Bye

Tonya comes back to the darkness and gives us a story she found about a series of strange calls. When he would pick up his cell it would be a high static mixed with screaming. He changed his cell number after a month of this happening at 2-3 am every day! It stopped for a few weeks and then started up again- one day he decided to back dial the call- it was some random old man, and he didn't make the call. He then decided to shut that phone off- get a new provider and cell number- YUP- started again. Again back dialed the number- and they again had no idea of this call. After all this- he had inevitably lost his job and cell phone, the calls stopped. His brother not too long after that reached out to him to listen to this message they had gotten on their mother home phone--- IT WAS THE SAME sound- static screaming......

Thanks Auntie K for reading lol

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