Welcome back to Taberneturbo entertainment system 2022 2022 2022 2022 new year ladies and gentlemen Wow new year new year new year's new year's resolution. I'm not saying you have to do What you want to do in the new year? Yeah? I'm doing Really an attorney yeah, well I did I give him I started doing your key to again I'll have you I had it two weeks out of two weeks and then I've kind of just give myself a break No, I mean I'll just I've been too hard with this one because you know I like to get make a little bit too intense with these things and kind of waste half a year on getting like really really In good shape and then just splurging when the world cups on And then just turn to the same state where before so The struggle doesn't give you like the end game.
I mean like you go pretty struggle, but then you'll end up like this It's gonna be a nice little change me that's a thing you've got to say if you can balance it out I mean that's all for you. I'm having to run this like this We've heard today's the first time I've drunk in a new year. No, what's that? I've got six months or something I think these days it's more about like not stopping so I think you just got fucking with you shit in you yeah Wherever it is whether you want to cut back on your dream game Maybe you want to cut back on your fucking right in fucking meat I guess if you're going that route like if you cut if you try and cut something out That's what folks love because once you say you toast have you come out of it That's when you're fucking thinking about it.
I want that all in door talking I even never was that problem about it. It seems like no, I'm a specific area of something you're like fuck I want to think in that area of something so yeah, I think it's just about like you say just do your fucking key But then if you want to have like a week off you kick your fucking ass about it Yeah, if you slip up you slip up don't worry about it because I went to my brother the other day and went to me So when I met my dad is local so both on a drove we're only having a couple yeah He's having a beer my dad my brother's having a beer. I want to be on the jeans and I cuz obviously Kita You got it. There's no basically no car so you can't have like a sweet one course light or something Yeah, I'm gonna go Anyway, so I had a gin or order gin and all goes they got no ice at first already already I don't I don't even drink I've got plenty gin at my house plenty of tonic meals, but there's no ice I will not drink gin so I had two warm jeans Yeah, and they were it's in like a proper jing you know like a nice Glaston glass more like a fancy wine glass or big fat wine glass Yes, big fat wine glass right warm tonic and no garnish.
No, it's only not even a fridge Yeah, so I was like get a few peppercorns in there I Sound I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I of that here in. McGuire was like, tell me what you were going to get, because he was coming from comics, wouldn't he? I think he was more trying to portray comic accurate fucking Parker, but classic. But Garfield seems to be more like, you can't own, he's a very cartoony type of spy man.
And that's who most people grew up with. Yes, I'm saying if you grew up with that, because I just don't understand why he was your favorite spy man, because he was growing up on those spy man cartoons, telling shit. That's what he's been saying, he's gestures, he's a lot more animated than the other ones, and obviously he comes from that, his expressions were a lot more. And his wise cracking was a bit, it was closer, obviously it's a script rhyme, but it's closer in that in terms of the whips that he would give people rather than.
Exactly. And then Tom Holland's just an empty used spy man, he's a spy man that would fit in, because they would say they built an empty up now, they had no idea what they wanted characters to be and how they wanted to act, so he was the spy man they needed, so he just slotted in their perfect. And when you've got to give him it, he's like the empty used spy man, it's his own sort of thing, because he's a trained attorney, he's what he wanted. And if there's still be no other stuff, he'll touch everything any other touch.
And just a little more zero in there, you know what I mean, but just keep everyone invested, if you are a proper spy geek, you're going to like it, and if you're just Joe Bloggs in the street, you don't even know anything about Spy Man, but you still want to take a box for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tom Holland, though, because you go into that, but when you first fucking scene and shit, it's like, your first fight or throw into the Marvel Universe is when he's getting Captain America's shield, and you've got that iconic fucking image of fucking Spy Man with Captain Maker, when the other two boys are getting up that, he's been gifted that. That's the difference, and he's been handed.
I mean, he's a fucking good actor, everyone, I'm just saying, it's the different ways they are. You've got your comicic one, you've got your fucking cartoony one, then you've just got your fucking story, you've given him that. I mean, the other thing is, as well, with Andrew Garfield, don't you? Two degree, his films were made, so he could keep the fucking rights, wouldn't it?
Two degree was all, yeah, we're putting two more of a, let's try and get something out so we can keep holding the rights off. Yeah, they weren't terrible, but they kind of, verged on the, I suppose, more rom-com side of things with the love stories. I'm not saying it's a classic rom-com in terms of the story structure, but a lot of the story is kind of putting you down that path of love. That's just how it is, that's just where they placed it, and we all like a little bit of love stories, but when that is kind of the definitive part of an action-adventure film, you're going to lose a lot of people.
It didn't give you the closure, although, you know, when Stacy died and that sort of shit, and it was some heavy shit in there, but it just didn't give you that, yeah, it just didn't kind of feed you the film that you wanted, because you wanted an action-adventure film, you want explosions, you want victory. Also, I thought half the people in it didn't really want to be in it, do you know what I mean? Because I read Syphrins' lizards, he seemed to be enjoying himself, he was having an injury, and he was having an injury. I think it was good, I think it was good.
Andrew Garfield was obviously loving every minute of it, and what's the name of the place he was in there? Emma Stone, yeah, sorry. Again, she seemed to be like getting into it, but like I just think like, aren't me and Uncle Ben, it's like, moving with just filming that and every like, oh well, I'll do it then, yeah, but there wasn't any like- Love. Yeah, there's like no sort of connection to shit there, do you know what I mean?
It was just a bit like they were just phoning that in. I think it's Stacy's dad, he wanted to do the cops, seems to be a bit- Yeah, he's a bit- Yeah, he's a bit- What's he been in, he's been in a few things, he's not a bad actor. Yeah, but- But I think because the family dynamic wasn't there, you didn't have the impact of fucking Ben I dunno, it's just that young man, Uncle Ben didn't work for me in a guy for the one. Yeah, it was just too loved up for me.
It was just a bit too kind of just driven into, because even like- Which one is it? The one where Spider-Man goes off in Europe, Tom Holland. Oh, far from home. Far from home.
You know, love interest, or you really, you know what I mean? But it was the Euro trip vibe, it was a bit of vibe. Yeah, even if he's chasing this girl, which he is, which we want to see him get the girl. Yeah.
They were still- Yeah, obviously she finds out, and they fight the eternal beast or whatever with the old mysterious- Yeah. So obviously you take a box, but then you still carry him off an action event again, rather than just being or stopping your love. But I think they took a lot of notes off like a classic 80s teen fucking fucking film, so you're like, you're great for this club, so you're like no software. They took a structure of a fucking- Yeah.
That style of film, the Euro trip, fucking teen Euro trip. But then put it into like, well, like you say what they want to do, they put their stuff in their tikka in the boxes, they say, well, this is the fucking destruct, these are the beats, we want to put these fights in here, this is the fucking loving twist, but it's like you say, so. I know it's just I guess they got the fucking money, they got the rucking writers in there, he's taking- Yeah. And I suppose I'm the whole Tony Stark twist, because he's such a well-rounded character, everyone knows his score, everyone knows him.
Yeah. So placing him even little just remnants of him, just help it flow, you know, we can't figure out where he's got the Tony Stark glasses, whatever. Was that- Was that one home? Or was that an other one?
No, he was on the bus. Yeah, so far from home must have been after, in Finneywood, was it? Endgame. Endgame.
Yeah, he sort of forget. Yeah, so it was the last one with it, because it was that, it was far from home. Yeah. And then was it Black Widow after that, or should have been without a coach?
Yeah, yeah, something like that, right? Yeah. Yeah. I guess this one's been come up quickly, pretty fast in it, like, two-spy-man-three, and it's time on it.
So I know saying that, we have had Shang-Chi and we have had him turn, it's just been a bit fucking messed up, hasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't really think about days and years and same thing anyway, it was before we spoke about. But anyway, it was a fucking, like, if you haven't seen it, go and see, you can't follow it. And the other thing I've said is well, before about them, they're just doing cameos now, and they're just doing cameos now, and they're like that dead.
Oh, mate. Oh, it's chuffing, isn't it? When he caught that? I don't think he's got that.
He knew that was coming when it was chucked. Oh, yeah, he was breaking his mind when he was a fucking danger. Yeah, he couldn't cause a scene. He couldn't cause a scene.
Sorry, he's just going to throw a brick window. Oh, no, obviously, he knows it's come out of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's going to meet in any. He's not professional to the fucking camera, man.
Yeah, but the thing is, they're just chucking actually in that. Do you know what I mean? It's just like in the comics, like if his mind man either lawyer, he's not going to be fucking murder-ed-all. Exactly.
I suppose the only thing I can think about that isn't the best about the film. Again, it ticks all the boxes, it gives you all the cameos, gives you all the action, brilliant. But the fact that the end, where he goes up to strange, everyone's memory is blah, blah, blah, it's kind of like his naivety was the problem because he could have just done it straight away. Yeah, yeah.
In a way, it makes all that middle bit a little bit pointless because he's just a little fucker any. Because if he'd have just listened straight away, none of this shit would have happened. But I suppose, again, it does make sense because he came with age at the end. That's the thing in it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the thing I'm getting at is like in terms of just how straightforward and kind of how pointless it is, it's like, but you've got the point we need to get to. You know what I mean? That racket there between- But I think if you've never met a fucking teenager, it's all about a fucking nightmare. You can't say that's bad writing because you're fucking like, you meet him and that's what they're liking and it's fucking- Yeah, it's just less fulfilling.
That's right. Because you've seen him make the complete mistakes. He's kind of annoying you with it. Yeah, he's annoying you with it.
But again, if you go for all of that and then get into that apartment at the end, that does make sense because he was so, you know, character was pissed in your off a little bit. And then- I think it was- Because I think I'm pretty sure they still know what the deal was and they always did. I don't think- Because this would have been his last film for Marvel, whatever their current deal is. So this would be the last one.
So I think at one point they were always trying to do away, they could leave the MCU and go into fucking stony without causing too much, without him just being like, I'll just buy a man just- He's not around anymore, so they had to- Well, he turns up and it's something else. Yeah, suffering now obviously is a way for them to say like, if they got to end, they said, oh, he's gone, or he's got a go to a fucking different universe, I think. They could sort of, no one remembers who he is, no one remembers who's why a man is also whoever's why a man's never existed. Yeah.
That's away from never being any of the films again, but make his own sort of films. But I think they come to like some sort of agreement now, where they get one for one, so it's- They can use to buy Spider-Man or someone in MCU and then MCU can use someone in there. Yeah, that's fair, isn't it? Yeah.
That is fair. Yeah. Although Sony, you know, they got- They got fucking lucky stars at Marvel. I mean, it's- I mean, what have they done for that brand?
Well, yeah, I mean, they made me a faster thing in it. I mean, also in the whole- It's got its buy man, but fucking- If the MCU wants buy man, they know they can fucking hold on to us. So, if they're saying I would do one for one now, so we could use black cat in the MCU, but we wouldn't like fucking- I know, who we got left? Like fucking Shang-Chin.
They got him fucking Shang-Chin. I went there. So, I mean, Sony knows they're fucking laughing now. Yeah, but it's fair, though.
Yeah. It works on everyone's fucking benefit. Yeah. I think because they're talking about- I suppose we're doing a Craven film, isn't it?
Yeah. I mean, they're saying it's going to be Craven, but I think they're doing like a Craven's last hunt. I've seen things saying that Tobi Maguire is going to be a natto. So, it's going to be like a Tobi Maguire.
That would be cool. Yeah, I like that. Sean Pen is Craven, yeah. Yeah.
But I think they're also saying the thing is that they're going to be getting fucking amazing Spider-Man free as well, isn't they? I think they're thinking it's- Well, why wouldn't you do that? As long as they don't want to come up with a catchy name, they make- I don't want to know- Just call it a mate despite my free. Oh yeah, don't fucking do your fucking name.
They name it- They name it- They name it- They name it- Oh, something like that. Just call it fucking amazing Spider-Man free. Yeah, finish it. You know what I mean?
And at the Rhino Dead right out of the game, I don't want to see that kind of game. He's just straight away dead. Yeah. Yeah.
And then he just plays it and then he- No, he really needs to come back and he wants it. He wants it to be after that, so he's got like a fight and release of getting over. Well, I was saying that because when he was saying he went off the hand and he went angry, it'd be fucking quality if you had something like that. Yeah.
Like maybe War Venom. Yeah. Maybe War Susie. You know what I mean?
Yeah. But yeah, if you had like a sort of a Spider-Man that was a bit like- He's like- He's like- Yeah. Yeah. On the coke.
Yeah. Yeah. On the coke. Yeah.
On the coke. Yeah. Yeah. You never know, mate.
You never know. Anyway, it was fine, mate. Yeah. Quality film.
Go down H and V and pick it up. Yeah. Sure, you get down H and V like that. That's it.
Or Blockbusters. Yeah, they need your business. Yeah. Fuck, you need your business more than that one, mate.
You never look. What else have we got there? The Turtles, mate. Let's talk about Turtles.
How do we start with that, then? How do we start with that? I'll give it- I've watched it. Obviously, I didn't go to cinema.
I won't go to cinema for a while. Yeah. Yeah. What's your not do long ago?
I've got a still fresh in the mind, but- I've got a nice little summary here. Good action, but I think just lacking in story a little bit. If I'm going to be, you know, fair on both sides of it. I think, because I think it's supposed to be high for age ago, it was going to be like a TV series of the Turtles.
They were making like a TV series for it. And then something changed in order to get it in the way, and it became a film. But when you watch it, you feel like that would have worked better at TV series, because they could have done it like, like, an episode of Carrot, like a bit like a lost and that sort of character. It needed that.
And they needed that back story. And then you could do it through the year. So you can have fucking one of them when they're in Egypt, one of them when they're in ancient Greece. And then it builds around what they were doing at that time, so it spreads out a bit.
They just felt like with that many different characters, it needed a bit, because a lot of relationships were sort of forced, even the Icarus and Sercy one. It's a bit like, you don't really believe it, because it's been forced, like, for the first minute, it's been forced to, I love each other. And also the relationship between, um, Thena and what's your fault? Is it Gilgamesh?
Yeah, Gilgamesh, yeah. Even that. Like, I'll look after it a bit, it's like, no, we needed more substance. Yeah, he didn't do it like he just said he said that.
I'll look after the fit one. I'll look after the fit one. Oh, I'll look after the fit one. Oh, fuck off on that guy.
Yeah, because it's a bit like, what is that with ladies here? Anyway, it was empty, wouldn't it? Yeah, that's what I was saying, it needed a bit more. Yeah, Amazonic and just going through.
So you could have seen maybe they might be some more going on, maybe they had enough. They might be going out fighting those two ways fighting together and they built on that trust. They had a back-to-back sort of thing, they had a cool wind there, you know, where she would spin around, he would be holding the end of her. Yeah, she's spinning around kicking around kicking over the face.
And he's punching people off the end of her spear. That sort of, they called it the, uh, the windbreaker. For a bit of a mean, I just feel like that's what was acquired with that a bit more. Yeah, like, don't get wrong.
When it got to the, when it got to the action, when you saw old, again, what's his name fucking, Superman? Oh, Icarus. Icarus. When he gets going, he's quality.
But that's a thing. They've introduced that Superman character, aren't they? Like, a Superman character is fucking, like someone who's as strong as fucking just like, just can annihilate people. Like, that is a good character.
Like, even though it's difficult to control because it's like, who's the only five? Like, how's it, he's just going to fucking destroy everything. But if you can, if you can get that character right, having that fucking hour control fucking proper fucking They're pretty good sometimes. If you're writing well, and he can be fighting, I think it's the same way people can fight from the fucking, like, the cosmic side.
There's no need to just fucking, I mean, he probably would be back saying it killing him or whatever. But it just feels like, I don't know, they just turned him here and then that was it. It's just, again, they needed to be more to him. You wanted to see him, you wanted to see him, what he was like at his peak.
You wanted to see him throughout the fucking ages, fighting those deviants. You wanted to see him against like, fucking 50 fucking deviants and he's just in there fucking, lazering them, ripping their fucking tongues out and that sort of shit. I don't know, he's just, he's just lacking. Yeah, I mean, to be fair, if you've got all these characters and it is a film, how the fuck did you do it?
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You've got Speedy Gonzalez, you've got Superman, you've got... Yeah, because she already had it like, Mac we already had it.
And the bit she was, I thought, was quality. Really, really good. What was it, is she off, is she from a label or something, that character? Well, it's gonna be Hermes or Mercury, that type of thing, isn't it?
That's the whole deaf thing. Are we gonna go, like, with Hermes or were they deaf? No, I think, that's... They just, they just took in a box of them.
Yeah, because I think she was a deaf actress, isn't she? So, she was really like the best, so they were just like, well, fucking, you're the best. Yeah, yeah, so, you can tell you can fucking, we just write a fact that you're deaf. I mean, you're deaf, fucking change.
Fine, fine, fine, fine. Yeah, that's... I didn't do any research on that to see what it was, but I thought either they'd been authentic, and back in the day there was a god that didn't appear in, but was super fast. You know, you've got a, in a kiddie's heel, short situation.
I mean, that might be from somewhere, but I don't think... But she was good. She was wrong. But again, it's one of those things where, that's our language.
She was a good kid. She was running fast in the feeder's sound again and popping a fucking eage on his concert, and it makes sense that she probably can't pop up. Yeah, I can work with that. I can work with that.
But she was fucking stunning. Boom, every 20 seconds. There you go. That's the reason, yeah.
But yeah, I just feel like she didn't have a lot of, like, say she was a good character, and I liked the relationship between her and the drago, drago. The lad they can talk and talk to people was much. Yeah, drago. Yeah, drago.
Whatever. I just think their relationship, I felt, was more offending than the ones they were fucking trying to play up to, like, the big ones. I think it was enough of it. I mean, maybe it's just the actors, but they hit something right there.
Even at the end, you're almost one of them at the end, you know, to go like, I think they do go off together. I mean, wearing their never jackets together. I was in balance and flying some adventures. But I just feel like when she just turned up in a spaceship as well, it's just like, no one's just actually been, or went to go on anything.
We need her back now, so you can just be in the space and go underground, sort of thing. I don't know, I might have missed something, I might have looked away and missed a plot point. I was going in and out for a pissing shit. Yeah, yeah, it's funny.
It's not a pretty, yeah. I've got a check, did you check to see how long the film, like, halfway through, and pause it just to see? Yeah. Just to see the timeline.
Yeah, see what's going on. I think it was getting late, and I was like, I was on the left because I could go to bed much the rest of the day, not too much longer. I'm knocking on that one. So yeah, you're always doing that.
Yeah, but it was, I mean, to be fair, like, again, spoiler alert, whatever. Seeing the celestial, you know, the whole story of the celestial being inside a thing, but, you know, good concept, I think, you know, for a superhero film. You know, they really kind of put it out there nicely. Seeing the top of their head come out, you know, not being come out to see, it was really done really well.
Again, I think climatically wasn't the greatest in terms of she just needed to just, oh yeah, she's quality now, she's super sent. She just turns it without knowing. Oh yeah. She's got the golden compass.
She's super sent now. It just, it's not me and she was cool, but to win. But she wasn't, we didn't know, she didn't find out her. We didn't see her kind of like, I know she turned one of them to a tree, but that's about it.
We didn't see her turn super sent. We needed her to, yeah, it's a uni mind thing. That is one of the last kind of cat queen, that was a thing they had. Yeah, yeah, I just, yeah, I don't know, but it still needed to be, I don't know her projection.
She wasn't the baddest motherfucker on the planet there. I think she should have been projected as the coolest one going. She wasn't the, she wasn't Goku. She was just another one of them, barely bland as well, just from one.
You know what I mean? You've got old next dark whatever his name is, being trapped underneath the laser. Being trapped underneath the laser, do you like that bit? Oh yeah.
The old boy with the Tony Stark fucking powers, just keep him underneath the net. Yeah, he was just saying, remember me. I found Phobe-woss, was it? Someone like that.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was good, made sense, it was like, yeah, he's fucking out with someone, he's keeping him down. You know, it's not, again, that's rewarding as a viewer. So fucking, he's keeping fucking down.
He's solid, this odd boy. Yeah, I mean, it's solid, not with it. But he was, but he thought, you did think they had you and he's fucking, is he going to keep him down now? No, he didn't.
No, I mean, he got everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. But it was, it was good, you know, that sort of, that end of the film, most of it was pretty good. Yeah.
Put your reward in, put your way in to where you need to be. But I think, yeah, character development probably, they did have time for me. I don't know, because I've not read a lot of like, because he's Jack Kirby, he did like, he did a lot of stuff. Right.
I think he might have talked about this before, he's got a lot of ideas he wanted to put into his fourth world stuff at DC. And then he had his fourth now with DC and went back to Marvel, he started writing the internals, we get to the same sort of thing as the gods and all that sort of stuff, he told into it. But I've never read, to be honest, I've never read any of his stuff. But I've read when Neil Gaiman, I said, I can think I said before he had my heat, he sort of wrote, he wrote his own series for it.
And there's lots of similarities between that and what the film was. So he might have picked pieces from then, piece from the other one. But I think in that it was right, was the one that was trying to, would have never wanted to die, because he was fucking fed up with being a kid for his whole life. And then the next member had the end of that, like Ajax, fucking snapped his neck, so I'd kill him.
So instead of him going, you'd be a fucking human now, you'd be a fucking human now, a little bit of whatever. Ajax was like, well, I'd kill you, I'd fucking snap his neck. I'd get out of the way, I'd be a bit of an ending, wouldn't it? But obviously it's probably weren't a fucking bad idea, it wasn't a fucking hearing, it was an incorous.
But yeah, that worked. So it's spry the name of the character in the comics as well. Yeah, the name's all the same, it's not changed anything. So it's spry the name of the character in the comics as well.
So you spry the name of the character in the comics as well. Or she was Shadowcat, they were thinking her name's for it, and I'm trying to think you give it, it's like Storm or Xavier or something. How about spry the shit? Yeah, like a spry.
It's a brite, I like it. She liked it, yeah. I think that was in Days of Future Past, that is in Days of Future Past, when someone tries to give a real lame name. Like, terrible, someone else comes in and goes, what about this shit name?
Oh yeah, I like that one too. What about War Walker? War is in the shit, what about Spry the other one? Yeah, that's too fair.
It wasn't meant, there's only... Exactly, it was like, you get two, we could pick two eggs, and you have to choose out those two. They were like, all right, yeah, we've got War Walker. Yeah, go on.
Spry, he's just drinking a can of soda, ready? Yeah, go on, yeah, go on. You might get a sponsorship thing about it. Yeah, exactly.
Put some fucking roller skates on as well, shall I? Yeah, I'll be putting it in there. So yeah, I mean, it took a while to find the thing, but you did work for yourself now. Yeah, so your channel is worth a watch.
You've never seen it go watch it. I mean, at this point in time, you could probably still watch all the Marvel films if you wanted to. I mean, especially get Dizzy Plucksnade all on there, give yourself a fucking hour and a half or so. But I think it's going to get to a point where we're going to be saturated, like I said, I think you're going to have to pick and choose.
It's already, it's all, we're pretty much already there. But I think what you need to do with this sort of stuff is that you're going to find your flavour what you like and what you're doing. Same with what we've done in the comics for years. Yeah, exactly, yeah.
You can't read everything. You just can't happen. You can't do it unless you've got a lot of money. You can't read everything.
So with this, it's like stick it, come over and work, stick your tunnels on. Yeah, you don't have to, you don't know where they're doing it out. Just get it done. And then if you really like, maybe sit down water again.
I mean, I do like Black Nite, I've always liked Black Nite as a character. It's a character man. It's a character man. So you can do it, but they've not introduced any of those characters.
Yeah, I think it'd be easier to do like an M.I. first type of deal. Correct. Yeah, I mean, what we've got, we've got a, I suppose we've got a Nightcrawler.
Yeah, we kind of know him. I don't know if you need to reintroduce him or not, but we've got him. If they got old, what's his fucking name? From X-Men 2, who played Nightcrawler?
Yeah, it's not sure what he's saying. Yeah, what's his name? Alan, something, is it? Someone like that.
Yeah, I watch it the other day. Yeah, he fucking calls. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That fucking sweet, it's fun.
Yeah, how about this, mate? If we're doing a scallop, though, who would you cast? Was Captain Britain. Yeah, who would you cast as Elbron?
Who'd you go for? They've got to be English. They've got to be, yeah, they've got to be. And I take it, he's not going to, you know, he's going to be more the blonde with no mask version rather than the full mask.
I'm actually tired of doing the full mask version, wouldn't they? Yeah, it's like if they go in, M.I. 13, who, he was maskless to an hour runway, he was just in this fight. Yeah, so, who are you thinking?
Blond, Blond, he's decent stat drawn in. I'm not saying he's got to be 6'5', you know what I mean, but he needs to be a 6'2', or 6'2', or 6'4'. And he's like an Essex, sort of London. Posh, posh, posh, it's a lot of it, but I'm...
So, yeah, yeah. So, he could have pulled it off, and he's got the stature for it. Yeah. Maybe his face isn't possibly pretty boy enough, he's a bit more of a...
Yeah, he needs more angles than he has. Yeah, that's a difficult one. Kurt Russell, could he could have played him back in a day? If he had it, if he could do an English action.
He could do an English action. Nah, he had nice locks, not really. He wouldn't have just... He'd be fair, if he had the mullet from fucking...
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Probably could have pulled it off. But I don't know what else have you got nowadays, English action.
I don't know, it's art. I don't know. I don't know what I think. English actor.
He's attracted to these days. He's got a couple of audience stories. He's got a couple of different things. That's what I'm looking for.
Men actors are in it. Let's Google, good looking men. Good, good looking men. He had a lot of fun, if you wanted someone that was just fucking pure fucking arse-l English.
Arse-l English. Arse-l English. Who's there? You know the fucking guy from Endeavour.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Half away. Yeah, but in his real life, he's a fucking proper like... What's this fucking political group he's got?
He's just pure fucking English in English for English. Oh, was he? He's got real shit music as well. He's got an album.
What was he doing that for? He was good as half away. I think he just fucking, you know, he's one of those. He doesn't believe in the Covid restrictions and all that shit.
Oh. That's a shame, man. You kept it going. You know, Lewis has understood.
You know, everything at work. Yeah, I think he's done a bit. Oh, what a tosser. Right.
Most handsome man in the UK. Well, he can't play him. Too much for a boy for me. He's still a man.
He's got a man. He's got a man. He's got a man. He's got a man.
He's got a man. He's got a man. He's a sort of look on seeing. I keep an eye out for what we've got on the TV thing.
Right. Let's know. They've got a be handsome, handsome English. It's a magical thing.
That's the most important thing. Because you can give a wig to anyone. You can still wiggle on anyone. But they need to be pretty symmetrical.
Definitely, fairly broad. You know what I mean? I'd be interested to know it where he comes in. Does he play him?
Then they might pick a yank, because they picked enough like English people to play fucking yank. Yeah. I know, it'd be mad. But Mark Freeman, they picked him to be.
They only had the worst! Light chuckle. and whatever it's supposed to be. That's like madness.
Why can't EB, working for the, shit we were ever fucking working for, as an English robot. Yeah, just fucking move those, don't he? It's easier than going like, whack, whack, whack, whack. The same as how it's dark.
The old boy plays, what's his name, Dominic? Oh, yeah. Good actor, but it's not, don't get him to do the accent. Just write in, if it's that shit, just write in that he was English.
You've changed loads of stuff, so. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know you were English. Oh yeah, well, I was a born English mom and dad who moved out when I was x, my own.
So I got a bit of an accent, but you know. I was related to Newton and I. Yeah. Oh, yeah, makes sense now.
Oh, makes sense now. Yeah. Went to Oxford, I don't know. You could step it in, can't you?
That's what we came back to. Yeah, the thing I gave him, he said, I went to the University and now he's putting it on because he wanted to be like, you know, up his ass. That's not it. But when some car doing x, is like, they fucking try and force it.
Yeah, it's just, it's just, it's. I'm an American, how do you do? How do you do it? How do you do it?
Yeah, guns and shit. Are you actually making? Yeah. Yeah, so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go and check it out. It's a non-cantial line. And then, as well, it's got old, er, Earos in it, Star Fox played by a whole different direction.
Yeah. The whole other one though actually. Yeah. And what's that fucking, what's his make called?
What's his fucking make called? Adam Wallach's make. Oh God. Yeah, is Adam Wallach's make, is it?
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He's in it plenty, you know, he's a good character. Yeah. He's fucking all the way in it. Star Fox, I read more of him with a new, you know, the new Avengers sort of stuff with a whole quasar in, you know, in those boys.
You know what I mean? That's what they all boy, they had cards all over him. Yeah. That was a gimmick.
Like, he had the, well, Jack. Jack of art. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was in a crew.
That was a crew that I got in my head with, with, uh, on Star Fox. That's when, yeah, that's all I read. In the opening comments made. That's when I was really.
I went to his jacket for us and then she kills Hawkeye and then that's when she goes for a comment. That must be... That could be it. Yeah, that could be it.
Yeah, that could be it. Yeah, yeah. He's supposed to be an eternal though, Star Fox. I don't know.
Does he go, how many of he says that in the end or I come in eternal? He's a eternal like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he's just from Titan, isn't he?
Well, that's what I thought. He's just like Thanos. He's just from... And maybe they are.
Maybe they are because their dad was a bit... He was special, wasn't he? Thanos' dad, I think. Oh yeah.
He had something to go. He might have been one of them. I don't know. Does it pass down like that?
No, I think as Thanos was a fan of us because he had the demon gene in him, didn't he? Yeah. So I think maybe they had something to do with his mum and dad were eternals and they weren't supposed to be. Yeah, I think he's dad.
I'm sure he's dad with proper grey beard. I'll go in. I'm not trying to think. Was he related to all the grandmaster and all that?
Oh no, he just fucked him up getting into the stage. Yeah. I have to be fucking infinite war on all that shit again. Go back to the beginning.
Yeah, they got up. But yeah, not having him just saying up and then starting to see now. Oh, I know where they are. Yeah, again, I don't think he's got sharp enough features if we're going on casting.
You might be all right. He was all right and done coke. He's just stuff boxes more. He's pulling an hand.
Dang, yeah, exactly. Yeah, you've got a very fucking... We need a longer head. Yeah.
A sharper chin. Not me. Yeah, that's... We'll swear head any older.
Yeah, babyface. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need someone with a...
Yeah, just move. You would have been a good. Yeah, he's a fucking king. Yeah, he's a fucking king.
Yeah, he's a fucking king. We're going to be able to enjoy him. You're not mean. Exe-jime in.
You're not too lazy. He's going to be able to enjoy him into it. The next time you see the eternal, it's not, it's not a sign of risk. That'd be fucking equality.
Yeah. Got arrested bit. He'd be one of the best in money. He was a good bad guy.
He wasn't a fucking quality guy, yeah. Even Harry Potter, he kept that shit together ain't he? Yeah, he was... He didn't know...
He was a baddie. He was a good die, but he fucking owes it. Yeah. Even though I actually was a baddie, wasn't he?
Yeah. Bastard, didn't I? He was a baddie, wasn't he. Oh, he was a naughty boy in that.
He was a baddie. Don't spoil if you're not seeing it later, shit. Yeah, definitely worse than die, yeah. Yeah, he would've been good.
Yeah, well, I've finished every Marvel film ever made. Yeah, well, let's just talk about all moonlight, mate. We've seen all the trailers, just. I'll show you that.
Yeah, apocalypse, you know, that would be a little bit, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, I forgot. Yeah, I forgot he was a apocalypse. Again, Rowling's been done with sand cables, so.
Yeah, I mean, you'd be well-known. Yeah, don't remember. But if I can Chris Evans was bloody, for you to talk to, any of you. He was, you were correct.
Yeah, so don't, yeah, you can just forget him, can't you? Yeah, he's a multi-versus, isn't it? Yeah, multi-versus, yeah. That's the one where multi-versus, man, there's just a multi-versus, and obviously he didn't claim a character to take ever play.
Yeah, but good. Yeah, Sherlock. Sherlock, in it. It might have been a minute, man.
Yeah, and yeah, but Sherlock and Tony Stark was, Sherlock was, uh, where were they in the films? Oh, go, actually films, yeah. Go, yeah. And Jude Law, Jude Law was, uh, was his, uh, Oh, he's met.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think. Yeah. And Jude Law was old, uh, Captain Marvel, when he, Jude Law was Captain Marvel's old trainer.
Yeah. So, can all of you. Isn't that? I'm lucky you.
What does that mean? You're fucking Cree. Yeah, but also, yeah, I'm also fucking Watcher. Watcher for a couple of years.
Yeah, I was Watcher in, and then I was fucking went back to space. I came to her, Watcher and went around with Sherlock. I went to space, and I went to space, and I was like, what's that? What's that for?
I believe. You're not a fucking issue. So, in this reality, you flew from your Cree, Hope, and it's where, and then landed in London, and take a shot. Yes, that's what happened.
What the fuck? Why can't you fucking watch? Me and I, and we're knocking about, yeah, and you're a bunch. And you're Tony Stark.
I'm a little social, and went back in time. I've been on a time machine, went back in time, accidentally killed Sherlock Holmes, took his identity, now I'm Sherlock Holmes. I've been on a soul crime suit from fucking inventions and shit. I've watched them on cars.
You'll explain it. Fuck's sake. I've never had to grow up. I don't understand.
Then why about it? Just enjoy your name. That'll be good. They're saying, for space, we're not multi-bursts madness, they're supposed to be chucking all fucking everyone in it.
It's like you go on about in terms of Easter eggs of characters, and all that sort of stuff, so you'll stick, see what works. It's the perfect opportunity. Wow, yeah. You know, throw in Jackman.
If people don't want him, they don't want him. If you get a big old... Yeah, fucking yeah. Make an ex-woman film.
You make a chip of the money. Well, they're saying they're saying fucking old John Crank's Guy and then a blunt, it's supposed to be in it. It's the fantastic, like, read-em-sue. Someone else was saying that Tom Cruise is supposed to be turned up as Tony Stark, because he was supposed to play me.
Oh, yeah, yeah. If they do that sort of shit now. I think Cruise would probably do it. I know he's, you know, sorry, I told him everything, but I think he can take piss out of it.
Yeah, I think he's yeah. Probably. Well, he can. He's doing a fucking three minutes seat.
They're paying you fucking ex-man money. You're not going to knock it out, you're not going to say. And also, with the credit, you can have with Tom Cruise. Not me.
You can go to end with the wive. Yeah, you're going to write the show back. You're going to end with it. You're going to fucking exit money if you get a wive.
Yeah, a little bit of money. If you get an end, get an end with it and then it tells you who they play. Oh, no, that's the one thing we do. With Tom Cruise's ads!
And you fucking run into breaking the money. Oh, yeah. That's what I want if I go to get the film. You can have first or you can have last with the end starring as...