831 - Baldwin Park Gary Coleman

• Pinball Dudes ad promoting pinball machine sales, rentals, and delivery in Florida • Discussion of various pinball machine types from different decades • Deadpool pinball machine currently in Tom & Dan's studio lobby • Renting pinball machines as office decor and entertainment • Praise for Andrew from Pinball Dudes and his customer service • Dan jokes that pinball machines make businesses seem more successful • Ross McCoy joins the show as a guest • Ross holds the Deadpool pinball record at the studio • Ross McCoy plugs his podcast, The Orlando Talk Show, with producer Logan • Promotion of the Just Call Moe Family Skate-A-Thon at Cimarron Skateway • Tom plans to bring his daughter and her friend to the skate-a-thon • Cimarron Skateway described as a time capsule of the '80s • Expectation that event attendees should show up if they RSVP • Frustration with people who RSVP but don't show up • Event organizers expecting large no-show numbers despite RSVPs • Prediction that 40-60% of RSVPs won't attend the skating event • Discussion of how some people live disorganized, flakey lifestyles • Dan expresses disbelief that so many people flake after registering • Segment on conspiracy theories surrounding Gary Coleman's death • Recap of Gary Coleman's fall down the stairs and the mystery surrounding it • History of domestic violence between Gary Coleman and his ex-wife • Gary Coleman worked as a security guard later in life • Story from Molly Shannon about Gary Coleman making inappropriate advances toward her • Ross reacts to live lie detector results from Gary Coleman's ex-wife • Gary Coleman was conscious after the fall and reportedly said he fell • Host jokes about lie detector guy being confident without directly saying she killed Gary Coleman • 911 call from Gary Coleman's ex-wife sounded emotionless and suspicious • Jokes about Gary Coleman's different strokes bike shop molestation episode • Frustration that Gary Coleman isn't remembered fondly by anyone except Todd Bridges • Introduction of Finnish wife-carrying competition topic • Explanation of historical origins of wife-carrying involving bandit Herco Ronkainen • Herco used grain-carrying trials to form his group of outlaws • Wife-carrying competition now includes standardized positions and events • Joke that Gary was "testing" Molly for a wife-carrying contest • Ross brings up the Skinwalker Ranch show and billionaire owner Brandon Fugal • Mention that Brandon Fugal's company is working on cloning extinct creatures • Fugal's company recently announced plans to clone a Moa bird • Peter Jackson owns one of the largest Moa artifact collections • Hosts express excitement over seeing a Moa but acknowledge ethical issues • Dan jokes about riding a Moa like a Tauntaun from Star Wars • Commentary that Brandon Fugal may be closest to building a real Jurassic Park • Ross recently finished working fireworks season • Mention of watching the final season of Squid Game • Dan unsure how many seasons of Squid Game there are, suggesting show lost popularity • Conversation about hair growth speed differences • Dan discusses his penis retraction issues due to aging and surgery • Dan makes jokes about foreskin and anti-circumcision stance • Reminder to register online and sign waiver for skating event • Andrea already signed Dan up for the skating waiver • Skating rink system recognizes regulars for auto waiver sign-in • Discussion on flakiness and reliability of guests • Reference to Facebook Marketplace behavior and user frustrations • Common annoyance with "Is this still available?" auto-messages • Ross admits to hoarding Mac computers and struggling to let go • Problems with buyers not reading full listings before messaging • Many buyers ask questions already answered in the item description • Some people offer half the listed price immediately • Criticism of how little effort people put in before bailing • Comparison to Planet Fitness and how businesses profit off non-commitment ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)