836 - One Long Slit

• Sponsorship from myeternalvitality.com and Dr. Powers
• Hormone and chemical imbalances, including testosterone issues in men in late 20s
• VitaSculpt fat reduction with fat freezing, green laser, and muscle stimulation
• $97 first VitaSculpt session with results guarantee
• LifeBase macro-based nutrition program with body scan
• Nutrition over dieting, stable snacks for glycemic control
• 2025 Tom and Dan Bad at Business Beer Fest on Nov 22 in downtown Sanford, free admission, first 500 get gift bags, beer, food trucks, vendors, live music, sponsored by Mo DeWitt at JustCallMo.com
• Nearly 10 years in Baldwin Park studio with pinball machines from pinballdudes.net
• New merch: straw hats and sun shirts by Danger Brain and Hittin Skins
• Fantasy football season starting with guillotine league format by Paul Charchian; switching from old app to Yahoo Sports; muting chat from excess messages
• 20-year fantasy football league anniversary with original members; Susie as grand champion with five wins; dislike of auto draft
• Severe hiking accident of original host: 50-foot fall, broken pelvis, hypothermia, six hours stranded, airlift rescue
• Watching new "Jurassic Park Rebirth" with Tommy; disappointment in writing; theory of simplified script for dubbing; unrealistic plot of family sailing from Barbados to Cape Town; Scarlett Johansson cameo
• Watching original "Jurassic Park" at age 11 after father's death
• Hank Williams Jr.'s pre-accident appearance and career change after fall
• Meeting "Mr. Silly" in Publix, visiting MrSilly.com with eccentric content and conspiracy theories
• Loss of old radio recordings due to MiniDisc/VCR use; shift to digital editing
• AC as an American invention; Orlando heat hitting 111°F "feels like"; promotion of American Air and Heat
• Gully Boys band intro; promotion of BDM Nick (Mr. Pig Tits) and black metal band Aura Subversor at Conduit Aug 16
• Considering going stone sober
• Guest: Amy LaCours, licensed mental health pro and comedian
• Buying 100 lbs of green peanuts from Hardy Farms; boiling in 60-quart cooker with jalapeños, sea salt, secret ingredients during extreme heat; plan to share with BDMs
• Lighthearted gold-buying side hustle idea "Smelted Delta Gold"
• "California sober"—no alcohol but smokes marijuana; goal to perfect peanut recipe for BDMs
• Using ChatGPT and AI assistants for quick info and grocery planning
• Concern over Steve's job security as AI completes CAD reviews in minutes; AI used in therapy; Joe Rogan's AI-as-Jesus narrative; debate over trusting AI; GPS misdirection into a lake; preference for AI/self-driving cars over human drivers
• 1959 VBA Vespa 150 electric conversion nearly complete; possible 90–100 mph with dual batteries; idea for electric three-wheeler from Honda ATC
• Upcoming colonoscopy; hypochondria; call for self-driving planes
• Crane falling on Merritt Island home; middle-aged men watching outdoor work and offering advice
• Tommy picking a school band instrument, leaning toward trombone; influenced by cousin Becca who plays euphonium and trumpet
• Caller asking if Tom's kids found infamous Hawaii hot dog picture; story of 1990s Hawaii trip where staged hot dog photo in family album traumatized wife's sister for years
• Jokes about AI altering hot dog image with humorous effects
• Amy LeCours promoting upcoming comedy shows at Bull & Bush and Little Indies

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