837 - Seth's Baby is Here

• Sponsor plugs for Bart Merrick realtors and Just Call Mo • Wordplay with Hot Crystal Van/Rainy Bart Merrick • Housing market slow, Fed rates, experience matters, houses sitting, real estate biggest decision • Friday free show announced • Seth Petruzzelli guest, first appearance in years, brings daughter Vera • Jokes about health, colonoscopy, IAS syndrome • Baby sounds on mic, Dan's CTE/death song • Parenting sacrifices, kids growing fast, dance studio life • Seth juggling dojo, house sale stress, slanted room, inspectors nitpicking • House dropped from \$1.799M to \$1.299M • Million-dollar homes common now, Trump house in Winter Park lowers appeal • Seth reads Brown Bear to Vera, dad life fulfilling • Dojo students still testing, but marketing neglected • Friends like Jackal help, his daughter earns black belt • Vera choking scares, anti-choking device, treadmill running gag • Butt cancer jogging jokes • Seth bullied as "mop head," dad threatened principal with karate death blow • Tommy adjusting to sixth grade, awkward transitions, name-using debate • Seth recalls Christian school and Bishop Varel drug issues • Seth's boat broke after sitting too long • Looking for female roommate to help babysit Vera, prefers no dogs, okay with reptiles • Parenting challenges with Vera's SpaghettiOs diet • Ongoing B6 toxicity muscle twitching • Vera learning karate punches in Japanese • Music break: Teen Mortgage "Box" • Hollerbach's German Restaurant wins Best Restaurant 2025 • Praised for schnitzel, sausage platter, pork shank, spätzle, kids menu • New T\&D pins available, Knight's Table events • Straw hats by Hittin Skins/Danger Brain • Fantasy Football draft on Twitch with catering from The Joint • Pinball Dudes tournament with Ross and EJ, better camera setup • Draft frustrations • Max learning breakdancing, hitting windmills, hopes to impress peers • Dan recalls drumming at black church, excitement for son's moments • Listener Jeff "Nutman" visits, therapist, offers Tom scraping therapy for "limp cock foot" • MRI inconclusive, willing to try gua sha • Miami Heat guard Marcos Perez stole 400+ jerseys/memorabilia, sold \$1.9M • LeBron Finals jersey resold \$3.7M • Items from Wade, Butler, Bosh, Mourning, Shaq • Lack of cameras allowed theft, facing 10 years • Dolphins security family tie mentioned • Tyreek Hill cleats worth \~\$10K • Caller Rob's recurring butt abscess, hospital lancing, embarrassing but funny • Fiber supplements and clean bowel jokes • Caller recalls Sarasota Pee-wee Herman theater, Guthrie's gut box • Make-A-Wish survivor "owe back" jokes • Peanut roadside stories • Local rapper MC Search, Pete Nice memorabilia scam • Music by White Reaper, Bowling Shoes • Sponsor Modern Plumbing Industries offering discounts and installs • Jen joins, surname debates, euphonium joke, Becca in jazz band • Hogan death rumor • Jen fixes engines, bad financial decisions, Gateway PC, Mars Music credit spree, Technics 1200s • Pregnant in court with detoxing lawyer • Blockbuster decline stories, stealing media, renting consoles, like Home Depot waste • Insurance jobs pay well but hated • Jen considering insurance, influencer idea dismissed, maybe producer • Crystal stops in for peanuts • Food service memories • Blockbuster porn rental awkwardness • Norm and Crystal contributions • 3D printing toys, micropenises, valve caps • Scandinavian kaffeost voicemail, Viking toughness • Voicemail about orgasms • Heat warning • Viral Bijan Robinson drill • Dan scooter photoshoot, motorcycle safety, Brad Hines death, SeaWorld ride memory • Bike discomfort, anatomy jokes, DCF concerns • Jen birthday wishes, insurance job search, old silly emails • Show wrap-up and comedic disclaimer ### **Social Media:**   [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) | [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) | [Facebook](https://facebook.com/amediocretime) | [Instagram](https://instagram.com/tomanddanlive) **Where to Find the Show:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time/id334142682) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2FtZWRpb2NyZXRpbWUvcG9kY2FzdC54bWw) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-p364156/) **The Tom & Dan Radio Show on Real Radio 104.1:**   [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time/id975258990) | [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2Fjb3Jwb3JhdGV0aW1lL3BvZGNhc3QueG1s) | [TuneIn](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-p1038501/) **Exclusive Content:** [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration) **Merch:** [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)