84 A Guy to Help Me Shower

Tonight, another Torment a Scammer medley with Mister Leghorn! American-sounding AI voices read off poorly-written scripts "Sir, you will hear a sound of music." "Oh, well I quite enjoyed The Sound of Music!" A real lady sounds so robotic, she makes Marc think she's an AI A scammer informs me that if I push the button on my Medical alert necklace, firemen and EMTs will emerge from it to help me A guy asks me how many medications I'm on, so I talk about meditation A guy tells me the Medical alert necklace is waterproof, so I ask if it's butterproof Finally, in what could be my best moment ever, a Medical alert scammer tells me "this little guy is waterproof, so he can go with you into the shower" so I ask him "What? There's a guy coming to help me shower?" and hilarity ensues. As always, if you know someone who's ready to join the good fight, have them visit becomeanexorcist.com !