I call her daddy. Call her daddy. Call her daddy is brought to you by Dove. Have you guys heard that Dove just dropped a Dove reimagined version of the classic don't cha to launch their new alcohol free whole body deodorant a true 90s baby throwback moment.
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I'm so hungover but I've had a couple drinks. I'm ready to go. I am back in my parents basement where I belong and I'm joined today by guest. This guest I'm gonna give a little introduction although she doesn't need it.
I'm gonna give it to her because I want to go off for a minute. The past couple weeks everyone has been like damn Alex your life fucking sucks. You literally lost your best friend. Your whole show went up in flames.
You're a big fat fucking joke. Dilly noted. Thank you. The thing is if I've learned anything from these past few weeks it's that you gotta keep your friends the ones that you've known for years and years and years close because they come and go apparently.
And so the person that's coming on the show today I have known since I was in second grade and she lived with Sophia and I in the infamous 301. This woman's name. The woman. The myth.
The legend. The sex pot. The goddess. The boy doesn't choose the boyfriend I'm just kidding.
Ladies and gentlemen. Daddy gang. Lauren McMullen. Thank you.
Thank you. I already feel like a member of the Daddy Gang as you were giving me that intro. I got a nice little DM offering me $500 for a picture of my foot. Oh my god.
Round of a fucking pause bitch. It's like of course of course you did. The Daddy Men know who you are. It's like the pictures up the asshole then they'll be asking you for nude bitch.
Oh god. Oh god here you come. Well thank you for having me. I have to say I'm definitely a little nervous.
No you have nothing to worry about. I know it's like nerve wracking coming on a show and I appreciate you coming on. Every single person listening to this podcast has a Lauren. Has a best friend that you've known your whole life.
And I figured with everything going on this is the perfect person to have on. It's like really my first guest. Obviously I Dave on last week but you've known me. And I think that the theme kind of throughout the past few weeks has been like me actually being able to show every side of myself.
And I don't know anyone other than my parents that know me as well than you Lauren. So I think a question I get asked a lot is like how are you friends with Alex? Oh yeah. What the fuck.
Fuck that bitch. Yeah. Is she always like standing on tables and screaming and like hooking up with millions of people that you've been sharing. Oh okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like those things definitely do happen but that's not like who you are completely like you're very real person obviously your best friend.
Yeah. And we do have those real moments and I think those moments have really come across a lot in the past two episodes. So I'm like really happy now that the world is getting to see you how I see you. Lauren.
I know. That was kind of really cute. No doubt such good times Lauren I'm going to ask you just a few questions that the Daddy Gang had but to quickly give everyone listening some background on how the hell we all even came to live together because I don't hope we've ever told that. Lauren and I, Daddy and Lauren and I were planning on living together.
Then we wanted to get a three bedroom. So we needed a third roommate and so we found Sophia at random for that third roommate spot. So like Sophia and I are friendship. We had this insane dynamic crazy amazing friendship at the time but we also didn't fully even know each other four months into moving into the 301 we started color daddy.
So I've only known now Sophia and a total for three years and so I think that's where the other we were learning about each other while starting one of the biggest shows on the internet. I know how that was for me. So I'm assuming that was like pretty wild for you too Lauren. Yeah.
I mean absolutely. There's no denying the fact that it took me a bit of adjusting to get used to this new dynamic. Yeah. You were my childhood best friend and so he was the random roommate and to see the two of you connect instantly and your friendship grows so quickly and publicly.
Yeah. It was hard. It was weird trying to find like a balance of making sure it wasn't always about the show and trying to find time for just the three of us to just hang out and not be about Sophia and I and color daddy. I think though the one thing that did really help was call her daddy was never an option for me.
I never, not that I didn't want to but I could never be a part of it. I was a full time teacher. So yes. And be honest.
Right. I think that's important to mention you were doing Teach for America. You're now going. You're a student now.
Lauren literally is at Columbia University. She's getting her master's like you literally have a complete different career. I think it's important to stress that I'm probably pretty similar to a lot of people listening to this podcast. Yeah.
And when we moved in you guys were too. Yeah. Color daddy didn't exist when we all moved into the 301. No to put it in perspective I was making the most money out of all of us.
You were making what were you making? Sticksie. No. 55.
Oh my God. Okay. Lauren was making 55,000 a year at her teaching job teaching job. So I was making 50, 52 and then at the magazine I was making $40,000 a year and then I went on to unemployment checks.
Obviously not the case now. No, not the case now. And I don't you drink something forever now. I got you.
The 301 early days of us all moving in definitely allowed I think all of our degenerate assides to flourish and thrive and at the end of the day that place we had so much fucking fun. We just always had plans like I would come home and say, all right, guys, what's going to do it? Let's fucking drink. Let's get wild.
I will never forget when Sophia and I we kind of mentioned it on an earlier episode but it was like, okay, Alex on unemployment checks you literally have to pay rent. I had $1,300 worth of rent every month that I had to pay. I was making $300 every two weeks from unemployment checks. So I was making $600 from unemployment.
How was I going to make the $1,300 for fucking rent? Oh, oh, no issue. Seeking arrangements motherfuckers. So we get on taking arrangements.
We make this whole profile. Blake Blake. I was Blake. I was literally changed your memo name.
Change hyphenoma name. Everything I was Blake and Blake was my name and I was ready to go. And so literally in the 301 we came up with what we were calling like the seeking arrangements scam and basically we would get into situations. We pon you out.
Pawn you out. Thank you. Thank you. And the goal was like I never wanted to do anything with these men.
Yeah, we were like all huddled around the computer like sitting on like our one chair. Yes. He was kind of good. He's not too creepy.
Yeah, like he could kind of work. And so at the end of the day, I obviously could have asked my parents for the money, but it was like we were just down for the craziest, weirdest shit to do. And it was fun. I know to anything.
Yeah. So I remember like one of the first dates I went on, I'm literally shitting bricks. I'm like, what the fuck is this guy going to kill him? What's going to happen?
Every single time we went, Lauren and Sophia came as my body. Oh, we were in the background chilling. Literally they would be at the bar and Sophia and Lauren would be standing at the bar. You guys would make a joke of it.
They were all black. They'd be standing at the bars. I'd go, I had my drink. I'd get paid.
And then we'd go rage. Half the time I would go spend the fucking money before I could even spend on rent. The one time I'd, me and Sophia, this was like one of the first ones. And we're like, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, don't worry.
Like I'm just going to talk to him. Me and Sophia look over and they're making out with this. They were 60 year old men. No, no, no, no, no, no, you're not 60.
That was a 30 year old one. And I actually kind of hung up hot because he also was like, oh, by the way, I have a rooftop. And we were such mooches. And I was like, oh, I'm over there.
And I'm like, oh my god, wait, is this kind of Loki hot? Do I have a No, he was not hot at all. It was not hot. But that was because you were pouring drinks down my throat.
And at that point, I was like, anyone looks hot right now and also any type of money so I can pay my god. Oh, yeah. So at the bar, like, oh, can you send some shots over to the blonde girl in the back corner? You guys are trying to get me fucked up.
And I'm like, it's a good level of fucked up. Like we would pregame before it. But then I would get so fucked up. I'm like, is this like Loki the fucking cup of my life?
It's like, no, Alex, this is your seeking arrangement. The end of the day and be like, come interrupt and pretend that you're just casually running into me. So the two of you would come up to the fuck, hey, Alex. I'm like, oh my god, Sophia and Lauren.
And I look at him and I be like, oh my god, these are like my really close friends. And he's like, oh my god, is your name Blake? And I'm like, oh my god, my name is Blake Alexandra. If you were asking, we came up with this whole scheme and I think like in hindsight now, I'm like, what the fuck was I doing?
But it was fun. It's a life experience. You tell your children. No, no, you don't tell anyone, Pat.
And I'm telling you on a natural podcast, but we did crazy just fun shit like that, which now in hindsight, I really want everyone to be careful. And like, I don't even know if you should be on that site. But it was fun because- If you do make sure you bring two roommates with you to learn in the background. Yes, thank you.
They always meet your I got home safe and nothing really ever happened. It didn't happen too often. But for a while, I was really good on Brent and it was okay. Okay.
So in the spirit of everyone wanting to know like, what was it like living with Sophia and I, people want to know like, did you and I ever get in a fight from like, during living together? Oh, was I'm mad at you. Oh my gosh. The way that you're looking at me right now, Lauren is literally like, oh bitch.
I've been waiting to expose you for this one. You're like, I never brought it up. But what? Um, so you know, I was so bad with my key.
Like our building, you had to use like a physical key to get into the building and like a physical key to get into our apartment. Yeah, I was awful. You were like annoying. Yeah, I was 24-7.
I was like, hi for God. So sorry, like walk out. Yeah. So I'm coming back from going out.
It's like 2-3 AM and Sophia's out of town and I call you and I'm like, hey Alex, like I'm locked out. Like, so sorry. I know I'm so annoying. Um, can you, are you coming home?
Like, can I come meet you and get your key? And you're like, yeah, yeah, like I'm having sex real quick. Just gonna be like, I get it and like, call me right back. Okay, like that's fair.
Like I'm, I'm annoying. Like I got to wait this one out. And like 30 minutes pass. I'm like, all right, like, come on.
It's wrap it up. Come. Uh, you ghost me all night. Ghost.
Dead silent. Ghost. And how, how was that sex? Was it worth it?
It was awful. Guys, study game. I had been eyeing this guy in New York City who literally in the bar, hottest guy in the bar, I was like, this is the man I, I actually used, um, I told you guys like a really long time ago how to pick up a guy to bar. I have this napkin trick that I always write my name and my number on a napkin and I go up to a guy and I'll be like, do with this what you want.
And then I hand it to him and I walk away and I remember using it on this guy and it was like the most perfectly played out situation. He was so hot. He took it. He texted me.
We met up. We hung out a couple of times. Finally I go to have sex with this guy. It was after like multiple like months of us putting in work and listen, I've said in the past small things for the win, but none of the situation.
This guy's dick was the smallest penis I've ever seen. Again, I'm not trying to shame penis and I was so fucking small and I didn't know what he wanted me to do. Little baby carrot on a fucking like baby carrot carrot carrot carrot. Baby carrot.
And I go to have sex with him and he just was giving off big dick energy. I was more of just like a shock and I literally felt nothing. I felt like I was being penetrated by whiffs of air and I was trying to have multiple sex with him like that night because I just was trying to, I was just trying to excuse us. I was trying to convince myself it'll grow.
It'll grow. This sex ended up being awful. I really liked him, but like not only was it, he small, that's fine, but he did not know how to have sex. Like he literally was one of those guys who just kind of like belly plump on you and kind of like rubs up and down.
I'm like, is it even in? Like I don't know. So meanwhile, little little laryn stuck in on the streets of New York City while I was just having a small dick sex. So I'm like, okay, I'm not going to sleep like all in the street.
My boyfriend was out of town at the time, but I knew the code, he had a little step up, a code to get into his building. So I knew the code. I'm like, okay, I'm going to get into his building and I'm going to bang on the door. Like his room makes half the wake up and half the answer.
They did not. And I have no idea why, but there was a random mattress so sketchy looking back at it. There was a random mattress in his hallway. So I select on a random ass mattress in a hallway of his apartment building and waited until it was 7am.
I'm like, she has to be awake now. And I was like, all right, now I don't feel that. Like I'm call, call, call, call, call, call. And so you're like, ah, so sorry.
You're like, I'll meet you at the apartment soon. You arrive, like you do not speak. I am passive aggressive. I get in.
You were giving me like a kiss off of your other side. And I was like, no, trust me. I already want to fucking end it all because I just have the worst sex of my life, not worth it. Try to get like, all right, I'm exhausted.
I slept on the mattress in a hallway. I'm going to try to get some sleep. Like 30 minutes later, I wake up to screams. Screams.
And I'm like, what in the world is happening? And I'm like, you're having sex. And I'm like, are you serious? This guy is back last night.
All night wasn't enough. But it wasn't the same guy. It was a different guy. This is making me sound really bad.
And I was pissed. I listen, in my defense, I had this. Paper thin walls. Okay.
Yeah. So in the 301, literally the walls of this place, they were all like flex walls. So like if one of us was masturbating, like I remember like Sophia Lauren and I would always joke and be like, okay, I'm going to masturbate. So everyone go put headphones in because like if one of us was masturbating, it was like, okay, why isn't everyone from start masturbating right now?
We're just going to like hear each other masturbating. And I remember like when Sophia had her ex boyfriend and she would be like in a fight with him, you know, I'd be like in the kitchen or even in our room. We're forward. Like, and you didn't want to hear it, but you would have heard everything.
So this is during the time that I had broken up with my long-term boyfriend. Slim Shady. Slim Shady. And you know, I think that every girl can relate listening to this, you know, give me a little bit of an out here.
Like when you go and you have an awful, awful, awful hookup, it makes you miss your ex. Because when you have an ex, you know sex with them. You're sex is comfortable with them. So when I had 12 execs with this bitch boy, I was so depressed from that hookup.
And Slim Shady was in town. And you know, this bitch never misses a beat. I was like, it will make me forget the pain, not even the pain. I wish I was in pain.
I don't fucking know anything. I, it made me realize, have Slim Shady over. Use him for his dick and get him out. So Slim Shady trots on over to 301, which his remarks of our apartment.
It was the first time he ever saw where we were living. We had no furniture at the time. Literally the biggest downgrade, because mind you, when I was living with my old, like, Slim Shady, Lauren kind of like half lived with us. I squatted.
Lauren full blown squatted. So every time he was away on the road, Lauren had his full schedule. And then printed and would come on the days he was at away games. So we were living in this Lux ass place in Slim Shady's place.
And when he and I broke up, it was a little bit of a downgrade, you could say. An absolute fucking shithole compared to what we were living in. And I remember when he came over, he was like, you literally live in a closet. I'm like bitch fuck me.
So he comes over and we have sex in the morning. Oh, that's what I thought. You're like, broke the window or you're head went out the window. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Should I say the morning? It was 8 a.m. It was 8 a.m. And you were number two.
You know, my head did go through the window. He was annoying at me for something. I was annoying. Yes.
And then Lauren was annoying at me because I think that was the loudest sex we had ever had. The whole situation was quite a interesting situation. You know, when you leave a dick appointment that you genuinely are like, I feel disgusting. Like that penis made me realize like I'd never want to hook up with a dog.
You know, when you sleep on a random mattress and you wake up and you're like, I feel disgusting. I'm sorry. Okay, but to be fair, that is like the one, I feel like the one time. Like I did not come to a good roommate other than that.
Pretty tough notch. Pretty tough notch. Thank you. So the biggest question that I saw from the daddy gang for you is did you see the divorce between Alex and Sophia coming before they did?
Can I like answer honestly? Like am I going to get sued now? No, no, no, no, I think, I think we can obviously edit it out, but tell you can what would your actual answer be? It was a taking time bomb.
Oh, okay. You're like, oh, too be quite honest. It was a fucking chit show. Okay, can you actually, that's really interesting.
Like I remember a few instances like really specifically where you guys were in a situation and you like definitely tried to hide stuff at times, like make it a little bit better. I think that's something you do. Yeah. Try to like, yeah, that's the bad.
Yeah. But you called me and you're like, I cannot believe what is happening right now. Like this is crazy. And I was literally like, holy shit, that's bad.
You kind of can't come back from some of those things and like they were there and like they happened. And yeah, I think like knowing you were the only person that was witnessing some of the shit I did confide in you at times. And I know what you're saying. Like there were certain situations where I felt like I couldn't tell my parents because I knew what my parents were going to say.
It's like a boyfriend. Like you don't tell your parents your first fights with your boyfriend because then your parents are like, you cannot go back to him. Yes. So I started to go to Warren and I would call you at like breaking points and I like rarely do that.
So these were like moments that were so bad between Sophia and I that business wise. Yeah. But you know, I think that despite all the negatives that have come out, I am glad that we were able to just kind of go down a little walk down memory lane of the 301 days because yes, although it truly ended in an absolute fucking shit show, the friendships were real and those were unforgettable times. It's here.
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I don't even know if we've ever really fully addressed being a wing woman, being a wingman. There is a specific situation that Lauren and I get into every single time I start dating a guy. If there's one person I'm introducing, the guy I'm dating to to, it's Lauren. And it's for the complete opposite reasons of what everyone else is your friend.
No, no, no, no. It's all planned. There's literally nothing to fucking do with it. The plan is that Lauren is that friend that is like nice enough, chill enough, parties enough, has a boyfriend so she's not a threat to, oh, if I don't go out with my boyfriend that night, no one's scared when I'm going out with Lauren.
They're like, all right, thanks. You know what I mean? Like, oh, she's a boyfriend. You have a boyfriend.
So basically throughout life, Lauren has been really great in helping me communicate with men when we stop talking specifically or when I'm going to fight with them. I'm the neutral third party. Yes. So there have been many occasions where I'm Switzerland.
Yes. You are Switzerland, bitch. You're a beautiful little Switzerland over there. Thank you.
The point of this dad, getting is Lauren would basically be able to, at times reach out to one of my ex-boyfriends for me if I was, let's say, trying to put out feelers. Just the water. To test the water. See if he hates my guts.
Just a little pulse check pulse, bitch. Okay. We made sure that throughout my relationships Lauren would happen this sounds fucking not Lauren would have enough of a Relationship with these men so that she could slide in on a later date Yeah, to the point where like I needed to have previous texting conversations with them So we could plan for the break-off yeah, so that like when I eventually send this like feeler text It's not like the first text on my name popping up on her phone It's not gonna come off to them like always Lauren trying to fuck you know like no no no no no so I will I think there's so many situations obviously with specific boyfriends that we've gone through and like you've been top-notch a plus wing woman to the fucking death Catch restaurant. Mmm.
Here's the situation. You already know I'm going with it. I do Lauren is with me at catch three martinis In a little fucking tips out for the boys that night feeling myself Lauren's looking amazing We're looking hot. We're looking fresh and flirty and of course the last thing we want to do is talk to one fucking man The bar no no let's text one of my exes because why not because we've set the scene for this even preparing for this for two years We're ready for battle So I'm sitting at catch with Lauren and I'm like Lauren I have like a really really good thing for us to do tonight and I'm like I really think we need to text Fabio I'm like done.
I'm in like I'm Bob. Yo, miss a good. Yeah, I've been in a serious relationship and like I don't play games like this so you enjoy this Yeah, this is like a thrill for me. I'm like oh like I can meddle in someone else's life and like not fuck up my own Yeah, great.
Oh, yeah, okay. Go fuck myself. Yeah, so Lauren gets to wake up the next morning I'm like she doesn't fuck herself over so she just helps me fuck myself out for me to get my crazy out Okay, so so we're sitting at catch and I'm like Lauren. This is like such a good time Let's text.
I'm just saying Bob. Yo, cuz like I don't know what else I'm calling So I'm like Lauren what what is a way we can figure out a way to text him So this is also a step of the plan you have to figure out a text to send this person That's coming from my best friend to my ex boyfriend. What the fuck is your logical? I need to it needs to be a question.
I can't just text. I'm like hey, what's up? How are you doing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Lauren go fuck yourself So it's like we tried it we sit there and another drink in it starts to come to us Saturday It's midnight like what could I need from him in New York City on a midnight on a Saturday drugs?
We're like this is so perfect drugs now mind you do we need drugs? No, but that's the only logical explanation of the Booty call at 12 o'clock on a Saturday. What else can I say about so this guy that I've been dating was known for having this like one drug Dealer that was like the best guy in New York City this motherfucker we called him Superman I Didn't even okay, that's not the same suit man. So he's dating That's ironic.
Um, so this guy's sue me and the reason we called him student Was because this drug dealer was the classiest motherfucking three piece suit literally the man would show up in a beamer and a three Piece you and a briefcase. I mean the motherfucker was stuttin around the city All right, I hate just fucking said that so we're like, oh my god Let's text him and ask him for suit man's phone number. Yeah, perfect. Mm-hmm.
However, not enough not enough for Alex that night I was a little more fucking buzzed up by the time. We were like getting the Visuals we need to get this motherfucker locked and loaded and remembering who the fuck he was missing out I really want to do a reaction test like what would seeing my face what emotion would that vote out of you? So naturally you're like so what are you fucking talking about Alex? Do you send him a picture of your clip?
No the first option was okay Lauren? It's been so long It's been two years since we've spoken to mr. Fabio Why don't you send him a picture and be joking and like hey? It's Lauren and send a picture and like this is me if you don't remember and what picture did you have me send of myself?
He's adding the picture was very strategically picked the picture is Lauren is in the front and me and Fabio are behind her making no they were not making out they were like licking and sucking each other's faces Facing in the middle. I think his hands were like down your pants. Yeah, I was getting fingered mid photo I mean the details don't need to be fucking discuss the point is is that this picture we looked so fucking in love And so what I did is my psychotic ass was like we're gonna crop it just enough like take off our foreheads You're in the picture full frontal. I'm in the background making out with Fabio We crop the photo enough that it looks like Lauren's like half ass trying to make sure that oh the bad memories getting cropped out But clearly we're leaving in the fact that we're trying to trigger him.
What is what is this memory? How does it make you feel so now all of your probably Alex you stupid bitch like what the fuck are you up to now? Why you all just like sit for a minute and think about this is kind of fucking brilliant When you think this is coming from Lauren the most stable normal nice girl always had a good relationship with Fabio That I mean they could even fucking hang out if I wasn't there like I trusted this bitch so much And she's just like a top-notch golden star suit. Okay, then you're sending a picture that is going to warrant some type of emotional response There's a bolt with a very rational text.
Yes. Hey, what's your drug dealers number very rational? Okay, so the thing is is that I don't have we don't have time to wait around sending a picture like this is going to elicit one of two Motion we have two options here options. He's either going to want to fucking say go fuck yourself seeing that bitch of space I would rather die than engage in this conversation or I remember the way her tongue slid in that I remember that pussy feels like I remember it all and I want it And so the point was I wanted Lauren to send all of this just Just to see how he was feeling because then I would know if I could re-engage and start having sex with this man again I didn't have a body in New York.
I was looking to re-engage and he was a prime prospect So Lauren sends the fucking text we're like taking shots. We're like he's not gonna answer. He's not gonna answer He answers positive up the asshole. Fabio comes through with hey Lauren.
Ha ha. Yeah, of course I remember like mother fucker is being so nice nice and if you're that nice to me how much can you hate you? Lauren and I remember literally we're sitting at heads. We're like we're like yes and listen if anyone's gonna fucking message You need like Alex like you literally tell us like never to get my boyfriend to like never be talked to her You are not damn it.
No, I'm not damn it Lauren. No, I'm literally Lauren's wondering it. I didn't do anything Lauren did it I do wake up in these instances and I'm like what what did I just involve myself? I know I know sometimes like I'll take Lauren's phone.
Oh my gosh. I forgot about that You would take my phone and you would text him psycho things and then you would build you all the messages And I would wake up with like angry and like we are texting him like Alex. What what is this? I'm like going to the show we're like I've literally yeah There was a couple times in my lifetime more than a couple times that I would take a little too much advantage of Lauren's relationship with these men That was a small face.
Yeah, you quickly learn like it was involving you too Yeah, I think also something to be said and like I've had a lot of conversations with my mother about this one But like there is a huge difference between you were you're my best wing woman My wing man for a very long time has been mill punter and I think that the dynamic between the two of us There was one relationship I was in that mill punter specifically got really fucking involved in you two became one literally became one like it got The person was dating you and milk. Yes, literally like that is how bad it was And I know that sounds like no that's not a thing no No, I was a thing like I would hear them on the phone and be like so should we say this and like should we send him this pick We literally literally and it sounds so crazy to me now, but for a while I think we had such a especially in college. It was so fun dating these guys and being able to Have my male best friend and I like come together and I would give the female side and give me the male side And we'd create this concoction of like the perfect dating situation and I'm saying it now And I'm like no, that's actually like not okay in the head like goes Mm-hmm, but it got addicting because we would see every time we would send a text We would get exactly what we wanted back and it was like we had this like machine that we would turn out this fucking content And I feel like that's almost how I started the show It was like I had this play book that I was living by and then slowly throughout time I was like okay, wait, yeah, that's a good way to play everything was by the playbook There's nothing like off script And so I think that's where I had to really take a step back and be like bitch you need to get into therapy But I was like hold on that's not real life That's not real life and I think at times like we milk hunter and I were almost both two toxic together I'll call her daddy. We've always like told you guys games are good to a certain extent And I think throughout my entire life.
I've been learning to like refine the games I think at times you can get so sucked into playing games and it can get fucking out of control Oh, yeah, it can get out of control. Yes, but you got to reel it back in You got to really didn't know like when to not play as many games And I think that that's imperative in order to making the games work if you play too many games all the fucking time Then there it's just like one big fat fucking game. You need a relationship Oh, wait, really? Yeah, sometimes forget.
I know you do um so I would encourage you all having a wing woman is is key and It just reads you can read the situation without actually doing it yourself Yeah, and we always say don't fucking text him fucking block is as well. You can block his ass But then you can have fun It's kind of beautiful So all right, holy shit as much as we are closing one chapter obviously I think this is like the last time we're gonna ever discuss like the deep dark details and the 301 time goodbye But I'm so happy you came on this week I think it was like it's obviously difficult right now I'm trying to figure out my way and figure out how having to podcast with new people and on my own But I think like maybe you could explain to anyone like what was this experience like for you Like is what did you expect from the podcasting? Yeah, no, I was definitely thinking like I would walk down here We'd have some you have some drinks and like just go and know that was not the case at all It's it this is fucking hard. I give you props.
Oh, yeah, you have to like tell a story and you have to like act that story Yeah, it's kind of exhausting Yeah, we podcasting and everyone in podcasting makes it sound so easy until you get in front of the microphone It's like a very very challenging dynamic and I know it sounds simple, but it's not it's kind of exhausting No, yeah, and I'm pretty tired, but I I have a mitt term on Tuesday. You're like I'm actually so done with this Thank you so much for having me. I need to go to school now. It's been real goodbye.
Daddy gang. So Everyone before I get into the last segment of the show I think that it's really important to reiterate and continue the conversation that I opened with for last week's episode right now the world has a huge opportunity for positive change and By continuously bringing it up helps echo the idea that this is not just a phase This is continuous work that needs to be done. Yeah, I completely agree with you I feel like at this point a lot of people have hopefully done those like tangible acts like making donations attending protests calling representatives signing petitions But I think a lot of people at this point are feeling like what's next what's now and how do we keep its momentum going? Yeah, and Lauren and I've been like kind of having conversations about it And I think that we both agree I think it's engaging and having the really difficult conversations Especially with people that don't see eye to eye with you and in order to have those conversations We need to obviously understand how we got here and how this is truly a systemic problem It's not the burden of people of color to teach us And I think a great place for us to gain this like insight that we all need that we're looking for is through There's documentaries that Lauren and I were looking up and we've watched that are on the internet right now One of them is called 13th.
It's on Netflix But it was actually just made free for the public you can go on to YouTube and watch it and then by the same director The movie Selma has also been made free for the public Yes, other things that I've watched that have been really insightful when they see us And then time the kyleaf freighter story. They're both also on Netflix Yeah guys, so I just I encourage you I'm gonna do the same that we continue to just keep educating ourselves do the work keep her system in this black lives matter movement Don't let this die down Questions of the like Guys I got a lot of looking complaints every single guy of ideas Like no bitch literally please stop because you go from like a five to a one real fucking quick But it seems like all the women like this show and why am I a little bit more team fucking female? Oh cuz I have a fucking vagina so every guy that's listening to this and you're like bitch you are so fucking busted when you I don't give a fuck okay. I suck the fucking tip off of your dick in two seconds go fuck yourself Okay, anyways, we're gonna get into questions of the week.
I know all my silent suffers out there I'm really sorry just fucking pop out through this with me. Okay. I'm sorry. I have to do it.
I have to do it It's like a tip okay. I'm gonna read this question and I don't even need to fucking comment Well, I'm gonna comment on everything But I'm gonna read this and I think everyone that is new to this podcast if you're listening to this please listen the fuck up OG daddy eangers will know this but I think it's really important to reiterate this a daddy You remember wrote it and said I just want to say everyone needs to listen the fuck up y'all Everybody needs to listen to what call her daddy has been saying in a previous podcast. You said to never get a man It's something for his birthday unless y'all are dating or married Well, I've been talking to a man for seven months now and we are not about to date because we both are in college His parents know about me and he's even told me he loved me But when I tried to send him cookies for his birthday, he ghosted me never send shit unless y'all are fucking engaged I took the L and now moving on I should have listened to the father It's just knock it the fuck off I don't know how many times I have to say if you are stressing about a guy's fucking birthday or Christmas or Valentine's Day or whatever fucking holiday you think warrants a gift for this motherfucker knock it the fuck off you are a whole He is a penis until you have a ring on your finger. There's no fucking faces involved Okay, people ladies especially men get freaked the fuck out if you show up at his fucking porch like Jeremy I got you a present heavy person Jeremy.
He's like bitch fuck you Okay, then all of a sudden all the other bitches are gonna look way more fucking attractive than your asshole I swear to God there's something about gifts and men But not even being like I have a special gift for you for your birthday Jeremy and then like it's a blowjob No, you don't even let him know that you know the day that he came out of the vagina, okay? Hi, father. I love you in the podcast so much daddy gang forever You might have already touched upon this another episode I need help when the guy I'm hooking up with goes down on me He mostly focuses on everywhere but the clip but when he's gone on my clip it feels so amazing But it just never lasts long. How do I tell him to stay on that without shattering his ego?
Please help me father. We have to all keep in mind Every man on this podcast is gonna be like fuck you. It's a truth men are little fragile pieces of shit Okay, I was gonna say glass, but shit sounds way better Men are fragile pieces of shit and you have to make sure you you cradle them and you nurture them Especially when it comes to any issues in the bedroom that you're having a man's penis is way smaller than his actual penis Okay, because it's in his brain if he thinks that he's not pleasing you his penis literally inverts into his belly button and he loses Oh, so how do we go about this if he is hitting a specific spot with his tongue right in that moment? I'll usually literally just say like fuck babe keep doing that and sometimes what I do is I will lightly Clench my legs and butt and body when he's doing something down there that I'm like oh fuck Yes, that feels good if men sense a change in your body Like if you tense up a little bit they usually will at leave I'm not that fucking stupid They usually will get the hint and they'll keep going with that because they're you're basically giving them your body is Reinforcing something they just did and like a dog.
It's like yes boy good boy You're doing so great And then hopefully he'll get the fucking hint and he'll zero in on the clip and if he doesn't kind of like we tell men like to shove Her fucking head down and suck the dick like make her fucking force feed on your penis. We never said that did we watch him Just push his head up towards the clit and be like up here up here good boy up here like get it right Jared get it fucking tight Bruno God, okay This is a question actually that I feel like a reoccurring question that I've seen throughout and I know I've kind of answered this before But I want everyone to listen because it has to do with sexting okay, and we're all out there sexting a little fucking whores Okay, hey Alex So I have been sexting with this guy that I'm talking to and a couple times now I've fallen asleep during the conversation to be clear We've been sexting at like 2 a.m And he takes like 20 minutes to respond sometimes because he's at work So it's not like I'm falling asleep because I'm uninterested Anyways in the morning when I open his message, what is the best way to respond? Should I make a comment about how hot dirty his sex is or is the moment over and I should just be like hey good morning? Thanks in advance love the podcast daddy gang All right.
Hello daddy as we know here on call her daddy sexting is such a delicate Dance if the person you are sexting does not respond in a timely manner you need to just end it It's over you are in a time window and it's very difficult if that motherfucker is even 20 minutes It's a long-ass fucking time to wait for another sex to come back So if they send you something and you wake up the next day, this is how I personally go about it You acknowledge him so he doesn't feel weird, but then you've given the out. I think that's one of my favorites So like damn not mad about waking up to that I can't wait to see you next time so horny babe And then you send a follow-up text the double text right away changing the subject to what are you up to today? You want a lot of time to like to acknowledge him so he doesn't feel weird So he doesn't feel like okay that bitch did not think that was hot or like oh this is awkward But then you give you both an out. It's a new day the it's a new day the birds are chirping you're one with the Lord So switch up the subject Hi daddy, how do I tell my friend that I think she's being used my friend has been seeing this guy and I'm not sure how serious it is But lately I've noticed that she's always driving him around she goes out of her way to pick him up even though his car works Just fine baled on our plans pays for literally everything his bar tabs groceries parking tickets I even checked out her Venmo and there's nothing from him bitch you're on your ship I've only been at her place for less than a week and she's hung out with him more than I have with her even though I'm leaving in a couple days I don't know if it's my place to even bring this up or how I should since I've literally been the third wheel oh Oh Hello friend.
Let's be friends. Hey girl. Um, this is tough I mean, I think anytime if I've learned anything about friends and getting involved with boyfriends and guys I personally think that it's better to stay out of it. Um, again though I don't know you didn't clarify if this is like your best best friend I think that you can bring it up once and maybe ask usually I would do it maybe in a joking way It also depends like what kind of girl this is but you could be like do does he ever pay for anything like holy shit?
You're literally a sugar mama and kind of make a joke about it But kind of also like a little jab and see her reaction if she's like, I know but the dick is just so good I don't give a fuck then that's like a good time It's like oh well at least she fucking knows and that's her decision She's an adult but if she gets defensive and it's like what the fuck are you talking about like relaxed out of my business Then I think you need to leave it when girls are with guys Especially in the early stages if they are super hyper focused on that relationship and they're like all the fuck in it Sometimes no matter what you say it literally will go in when you're not the other of your friend because they are literally mesmerized by the fucking dick It's just the thing mesmerized by the dick and your fucking mouth is not a dick So like she's not fucking listening to you Sweetheart the dick is the main goal and you're just on the fucking side So sometimes as much as it sucks just chill out and wait and she'll hopefully come to her senses But it kind of yeah, I get it sucks. It's like what the fuck where are you? Why are you not around? It's like I lost my friend bitch trust me I get it fucking sucks But sometimes it's worse to get involved because then you become the enemy as opposed to just waiting it out and letting her come to her senses Hi father.
How much texting is too much texting? I've been talking to this guy for a month and we haven't hung out in person yet We plan to in a couple weeks But I'm not sure how much to text him or not text him and how much time should I give him between text this guy sends me good morning a good night Text and I'm pretty sure he's down to fuck but I don't want to seem too clingy. I think it's an amazing question I think I need way more details obviously to get into detail for each specific situation But this is my favorite technique. You're kind of talking to a new guy.
I think it's really or new girl I think it's really important that you space it out and you have very sporadic texting I have gone through many trial runs with human beings Okay, and I think the best thing is everybody loves you've had that one person that you get a texting buddy And you guys go crazy you're back and forth you're in it to win it It's like addicting and you're like holy shit this person is so fun to text But regardless of that connection like I've had it with guys where I'm so compatible Eventually, there's an end date on that eventually you almost over talked too much shit And then it kind of fades out so my favorite thing to do is write off the bat I pick a very spaced out balance and what I mean by that is like you have to be careful to not overdo it But to also confuse them healthy. Yes, it is I think it's good to disappear sometimes for like a whole day and then slide in later that night and have a pretty detailed fun upbeat conversation But then what I usually do is I will end it by having him sends like whatever text he's gonna send and I won't answer him Pretend you fell asleep then it's in your court to text him the next day But what the goal is is you should be sporadic enough and entertaining enough in those spurts of conversations that he double Text you the next day being like hey, what's up? Like once it's like one o'clock two o'clock and he still doesn't hurt from you Hopefully he's like where's this bitch? I want to talk to her and then answer right away when he texts you I don't think that you should be waiting like hours to answer if you're at your phone answer But just be cautious about like the big chunk conversations space them out enough and go Emma sometimes and sometimes I think it's good to like leave them on red not in a petty way But just kind of like a there's nothing to say to that I'll text you later kind of thing if I said a text It doesn't warrant a response.
I have a lot of respect for guy that will just like leave me on red Kind of gets my vagina feeling some type of way guys. I think I think that's it for this week Make sure you guys go follow me on social media on call her daddy Instagram and Twitter and then also my personal Alexandra Cooper Also, if you guys want make sure you go follow Lauren who is on today And make sure you guys go follow Lauren her Instagram is laryn l.a.r. Ian the number four Life l yfe. I know I'm gonna have a conversation with her about that I actually retract everything that was just said on the podcast why the fuck is that her Instagram?
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