85-That aint coconut juice

An episode of the Smoke N Bullshit podcast, hosted by Smoke N Bullshit, titled "85-That aint coconut juice " was published on August 14, 2024 and runs 51 minutes.

August 14, 2024 ·51m · Smoke N Bullshit

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Summary

Welcome back to #85 #puffers!! We has the BEST #puffer post sent in by a fellow Annette;) Can't beat that folks- her story was awesome! They told a tale of a "blind date" spooky right there! Their plan was to meet at a local restaurant- somewhere neutral, pulls into the lot, parks in the way back to keep out of direct site-so they can medicate before this blind date,calm the nerves a bit- as they are slumped in the front seat puffin that garden filled paper when they lifted their head to see a truck parked 3 spots down and in that truck there sat a man hitting a bowl! NICE~ was glad she wasn't the only one sneaking a toke- so she sprayed herself- fixed her hair and proceeded into meet the date, as she got to the door so did the guy from the truck- she walked in, sat at the bar and knew she had to text him she was there and where she was sitting. And no shit when she did that- the guy from the truck- HIS phone went off! It was HIM! LOL- they laughed and had a great 1st date!! OMG we wish you guys the BEST of luck on your weed started adventure of love!! ;);) Annette began the night of a smugglers blues- these people tried to smuggle Meth into the country. The good ole paw patrol of CBP stopped him in his tracks. They treid to smuggle it in within coconut juice mix!! The smugglers were detained- 15 pounds of meth was stopped from going to Houston! Tonya started with the grossest ever of a story! She soiled my ears with a report about a man getting revenge on a woman who turned him down. After he was rejected- he took it upon himself to smear his love juice on her water bottle and on her keyboard as well. After the man had asked her numerous time to go out with him, he would stare at her at work- she filed complaints on him with her boss and HR- she then came into work and noticed "a murky substance" on her work desk and personal items. Her boss set up a camera to video her desk-and sure as shit the next day she had the murkey substance on her stuff BUT this time a video catching the madd jerker;) Penis's make men do weird things! The jizz tosser hysteria;););) flick of the wrist Annette ended the night with a man with a plan- that failed. This guy needed to get his 1.5 pounds of weed and meth to his girlfriend in California ASAP- problem was, he was in Florida. Thats when the plan kicked in- he stole a truck and drove to the airport where he proceeded to jump into a plane that the planned on flying off in to California, with his drugs to is girlfriend. As police surrounded the plane he hung on the wing asking an officer "do you know how to fly a plane?" He was detained and arrested. My God who thinks that was a good idea! LOL Tonya leads us down a road of darkness with a scary tale;) A story of a young lady driving to see her friend who along the way got stuck in traffic as she passed the scene, she noticed someone had passed away. A moment later- a woman was in her passenger seat-she admits it sounds crazy-but there this woman was in her car sitting next to her-both women looked at each other in shock not know how or why they are in the same place- the passenger, demanded to know who Julia was and how she got there- it was then Julie notice that the woman had an unearthly look to her and realized it was the lady that passed on the side of the road. As they drove she had pulled over near a clearing and encouraged this woman to follow the light, and she was gone.... listen for the ending;) Thanks Auntie K for reading lol SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

Episode Description

Annette began the night of a smugglers blues- these people tried to smuggle Meth into the country. The good ole paw patrol of CBP stopped him in his tracks. They treid to smuggle it in within coconut juice mix!! The smugglers were detained- 15 pounds of meth was stopped from going to Houston!

Tonya started with the grossest ever of a story! She soiled my ears with a report about a man getting revenge on a woman who turned him down. After he was rejected- he took it upon himself to smear his love juice on her water bottle and on her keyboard as well. After the man had asked her numerous time to go out with him, he would stare at her at work- she filed complaints on him with her boss and HR- she then came into work and noticed "a murky substance" on her work desk and personal items. Her boss set up a camera to video her desk-and sure as shit the next day she had the murkey substance on her stuff BUT this time a video catching the madd jerker;) Penis's make men do weird things!

The jizz tosser hysteria;););) flick of the wrist

Annette ended the night with a man with a plan- that failed. This guy needed to get his 1.5 pounds of weed and meth to his girlfriend in California ASAP- problem was, he was in Florida. Thats when the plan kicked in- he stole a truck and drove to the airport where he proceeded to jump into a plane that the planned on flying off in to California, with his drugs to is girlfriend. As police surrounded the plane he hung on the wing asking an officer "do you know how to fly a plane?" He was detained and arrested. My God who thinks that was a good idea! LOL

Tonya leads us down a road of darkness with a scary tale;) A story of a young lady driving to see her friend who along the way got stuck in traffic as she passed the scene, she noticed someone had passed away. A moment later- a woman was in her passenger seat-she admits it sounds crazy-but there this woman was in her car sitting next to her-both women looked at each other in shock not know how or why they are in the same place- the passenger, demanded to know who Julia was and how she got there- it was then Julie notice that the woman had an unearthly look to her and realized it was the lady that passed on the side of the road. As they drove she had pulled over near a clearing and encouraged this woman to follow the light, and she was gone.... listen for the ending;)

Thanks Auntie K for reading lol

SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT!

As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;)

Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about

Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost

Catch ya on the next one!