#86 Turbo Tavern 7 [ Part 3 of 3 ]

What beer we got next? Anyway, so, here we go. We're getting into the night now, isn't we? We fucking, we like that little hot lot, didn't we?

We had a lovely, we had a lovely, yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. We've got a dark and seedy little ox, little old style now, again little ox, local boys, witty way, I think they were.

Wanna be wae, yep. I've been there. Round boy, you ain't gone, eh? They used to run them on me.

Yeah, you didn't bite us round there sometime. Yeah, take us for a little drink, round here, we'll fucking little ox, grooey. No, you can just, oh no, sorry. I can just keep your mouth on that.

I'm pouring a drink, what the fuck do you want from me? Oh, I'm drinking, I can't take the point. I can't, I can't. I bet you will, can roll, talk and fucking do a summer so I'm gonna say no, of course we'll can.

90%, he has a couple of 9%ers and this is what he turns into. Rude. We might be just gonna cover a lovely evening out in Whitney. Oh no.

A little dark and seedy and a little fucking, steak and ale pie, steak and stil and pie, with shit and mac or john's. Do you need a light out in Whitney? There's an awesome pub that I need to take you to. It's not too, to be fair, we could actually that.

And actually that far off us, really, in a grand scheme of everything. Yeah, three fair, we could go with me. Last time I was in Whitney was when I was out of the fucking stroking I was in your school. But you know, I was a good guy.

Yeah, I was a good guy, that one. I popped back to Whitney. That's dark again, isn't it? It's dark.

So listen, you can't see through this whatsoever. Can't see through it. Still quite lively heads. Very, fairly similar to the last drop.

Very similar. Still quite lively, clings to the glass. Smells, smells deep, smells deep, dark and seedy. That's nice.

Again, that's a classic pub, that's a classic pub point. Remind me again who this is? This is Little Ox boys, Little Ox, dark and seedy. Can look basically as like a purple forest.

Yes, a purple forest. It's a little oxide on it. Five point something. Yes, five point five.

It's not heavy. Not bad. Because that could have definitely been a 7.2. Do you know what I mean?

Easily, that sort of round of strength. But it's nice, mate. It's really, really nice. We've got black as a knight and super smooth.

Chocolate, roasted coffee and berry fruits. Embrace your taste buds with a sweet vanilla finish. Full body, rich and decadent to the core. Yeah, he's not.

You get in too much fruit. I think they've been the fruit really old. Then we have a Christmas pudding and it's got a shit load of fruit. It's like you fucking raisins, fucking shits.

You're rinds of your lemons, you're like rinds of your oranges. It's that dried, I think it's that dried for fruit. I thought fruit failed. Not like a sharp, but more like a sweet sort of...

Put any sort of fruit. Put any in it. If I was drinking that, and I had a Christmas pudding, I'd be quite happy. We fucking shit loads of custards.

Yeah, exactly. There's a Christmas pudding. It's been hacked out already. You know it's regaining.

It's been hacked out. There's some coldish custard, but it's definitely not that way. It's got a bit solid. It's like a lumber custard.

Yeah, but it'll pull. It'll pull enough. Yeah, it'll pull up more. Yeah, exactly.

You can just tear that. You can tear that. You can put a slice on it. Well, it's an end slice.

You just pull it. Just chunk off. You've got a bolt of hand or a hand. I mean, you could microwave that and that would be hot and steamy.

Yeah, I've got microwave. If you haven't got a microwave, you need to fuck a coldish. I mean, you're fair. If you wanted to save space and save on washing, the bit you're going to eat, just pour the custard over that bit.

And then just in your hand and just eat it, shit. No, no, no. Don't even tear that bit off. Just pour it on the whole thing.

Oh, yeah. And just kind of eat away at that bit. It's got custard on it. Yes, fair enough.

I mean, it's neat enough. And then once it looks a little bit minion, just get a knife and just straighten it. After you've done your business. Just in case you're an ampock, it's down and it's straighten it so it looks neat.

Yeah. And then it doesn't matter how much of an hour or something. Yeah, fine. Yeah.

You're going to do that? No. I'm going. I'm going to join that.

It's a nice drop. Coffee, yes. 100% chocolate, yes. Chocolate, yeah.

Vanilla, I think it's just the cleanness that kind of runs through the whole thing. It's the vessel that kind of takes everything through the bit. It's sweeter than the bromothorn. It's sweeter than the hook, no one.

Yeah. It's not over the window, though, where we can't really, you can't find the little thing. I think it's where they've got a vanilla. It's more, I would have said more, not cakey.

I mean, they've got a vanilla when they say I'm a fucking hook, I mean, they're putting it in. But I think really what they're saying is it's pudding, isn't it? Yeah, pudding. Yeah.

It's a really, really, it's more of a, you've got to be putting it in your fucking custard, then you really, I mean, that's exactly what they're saying, you found it. You've unraveled their window. I've unraveled their window. I've kind of fucking been drinking long enough now.

I just don't have to unravel them really, wouldn't you? No, no, no, no. That's what they call me, the unraveller. No, they've got a bit of a shit.

Your only unraveller. Would you wear purple and green? Yeah, I'm going to be in the purple. Do you have the question mark?

Do you have some information mark? Do you? Yeah, because I'm like, unraveler. How many do you have?

Do you have a couple on your arms or? No, just one on the front. Just one. That's it.

I saw what I need. One on the arrow underneath the exclamation mark pointing down. So they're in my cockies? Oh, because I've always done things.

Where's his cock? I don't know. It's there. But you're not wearing anything underneath the top, are you?

No. No, actually, like, you're wearing a top. Yeah. Yeah.

That's it. So you're wearing a narrow? So they're in my cockies. Yeah, but there's no trousers.

Yeah, but they might, they might look up. But now they definitely look down. Exclamation mark. An arrow pointing down.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

That conversation about I'm going to give you a munkies and don't know what it is. Don't know what I'm going to do. I'm going to talk about munkies. Don't know what I'm going to do.

It's a big centric, doesn't it. They're all in it. Right. Yeah.

So the ones where the en... you've got their own little mini stadium mall or something, they're all in it. Yeah. I think there's a second one.

Yeah. So season is in the jungle with his people. Yeah. Quite kind.

You know? He's kind, isn't it? He's not going to mess with anyone in that stupid motherfucker shoots Cova, no, no, no, not Cova. The human shoots Cova's motherfucker.

And then that stupid motherfucker shoots, Coba. No, no, no, not Coba, they're human. All right. Shoots.

Coba, I mean, Coba's motherfucker. OK, wrong. Coba's you. You're Coba.

You're Coba. You are Coba. I might be Coba. But anyway, I ain't the old boy that shoots the monkeys.

Yeah. Like straight goes in and shoots them. And Coba and fucking Caesus is like, hey, I know he's in my bed. But the rest of them are not bed, is it?

Yeah. They're in too bad. Just leave them be. And they go, well, we've got to go to the fucking dam to sort out our power.

Right. She's like, come on then. Come on. Come on.

They know where they're going. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. And they sort of, everything's going well. And then fucking Coba. Fucking shoots Caesar, says humans, and takes over.

He's a bastard, isn't he? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a bastard. But he gets to come up and tell me.

Man's work. Yeah. Man's work. Man's work.

But it's good. I mean, to be fair, I would believe at that point. He said that. Yeah.

Yeah. He's right. Yeah. He's going to slip up again.

You knew he was going to slip up again. He's going out with something at some point, and it got a little bit squirly. The same avoid with the scientists at the start. I can't believe I am.

He gets his bed out again. I am really angry. And he said, no guns. No guns.

He had a gun. He's like, you just fucked over the apes here now, because they said no guns. You've gone through the little metal detector. They frisked you.

But apparently you've still got a gun on you. And that's the spectacle. Yeah, it's the spectacle. In humans are the country.

Overall, if you watch the next one, Warioh, it's the Warioh. It's the Warioh. It's the humans of the country. Yeah, it's Caesar and that.

Yeah. He's in the way. Espeia. Yeah, fuck.

Oh, fuck. I don't know yet. I was like, actually, when coper fell down. It was such a weird death.

Like just fall down. You're like landing in a bus. Then the bus fell down. It was really weird.

Like a dork really. Darcs leave a truck. It was weird. It was a really weird finish.

Like, you didn't start by landing the bus and then the bus fell. What the fucking? What is the bust? Like, maybe he's going to come back to the next one and be the heel again.

I know you've got your worst next one, and then they meet you. because I was all over the dark. Yeah, he knows what happens in next one. What's next one?

What's next one? Was that one he has? He's in the next one as well. Yeah.

Pretty sure. Was he in the one that I've missed out? No. First one?

First one I've got out. Go to Tranco. Yeah. And what's his name from Photo O'Connor's son?

What's his fucking name? Harry and Henderson's. What's his name? Gordon Guttman.

Nah, is that? Uh, John Lithgow. Yeah, John Lithgow. He's in the first one.

Is he? Yeah. Oh, I've missed out. Yeah, you've missed out.

It's not an epic, though. I think you've got to buy that one. I wonder what's Terminator 2 the other day. No, what's Predator the other day?

Oh, yeah. On Netflix. I think even what's Predator on Netflix. Got to buy that one.

Three fifty. Fuck off. A feather. Yeah, so I didn't buy it.

I watched Terminator the first one. Oh, yeah. Pretty shit. Is it?

Compare the Terminator 2. Yeah, Terminator 2. Because obviously I've seen Terminator 2 billion times. And I've seen Terminator 1 like maybe five in, you know, a lot of years.

Yeah. I would go back and watch it. It is pretty shit, Terminator 1. Yeah, but tell me the last time I watched that one.

Terminator was like a classic, like eighties fucking, like it's got all the whole month. It is. Terminator 2 is just perfect in every way. But again, oh, it's fucking of the 90s.

Like Terminator 2, it's just so perfect for the 90s. I think it's what sort of, depending on when you were bought. Yeah. What, when you're fucking hitting these.

But Terminator, just the soundtrack was so like, it was before, like now everyone thinks that because Guardians Galaxy fucking puts the soundtrack out there, every movie in history had a soundtrack. It's like, no, they're original scores of. Don't run down down down down down. Lunt.

That is every film in the eighties. Yeah, they didn't want to pay for fucking some toupee. So they just had. Carpenter did all his fuckin' no music.

The song in fucking Terminator 2. What was this song? You're talking about? Intiminated too, like the fucking, and he's sitting on a fucking can, any.

No, no, no, no, no, is that that one? Yeah, it's an actual fucking song. And then he fucking, the one with, I did a bone, he's, I'm sorry. No, not bad.

You should be talking about it, I'll be dead now. It's an actual fucking song. That's the point though, they got legit music in it. Yeah, and then, because in the one with fucking, who is Intiminated Salvation?

The ship, the one in the future? Batman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Christian Bale. Christian Bale.

In that fucking film, he's got the fucking speaker, and he's playing that song, and the fucking Terminator is going to the song. That's the fucking song. From Terminator 2. From Terminator 2, fucking 2.

What is that song you have fucking to get up? No, that's scary. That's scary. What's that fucking Terminator 2 song?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Matt. Because here's that thing where he goes, I'll be back. There's a whole fucking thing, talk. Well, I fucking look for it.

Yeah, talk what I go for first. Yeah, talk, will you join it, talk? Terminator 2 is fucking wicked. They did a similar, I feel like Terminator and Terminator 2 is similar to like Alien and Aliens, because Alien is a proper horror film, whereas Aliens is a proper action film.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, Alien just fucking caught me. That was just fucking Trump did. I was fucking quiet all over.

My dad showed me that when I was like eight, or some, I was ridiculously young to watch that film, because he had it on VHS. I saw it, I was like, oh, what's this? He's like, fuck, I do want to watch it. So let me just set the scene.

It's like, this is just a film. Remember, this is a film, it's not real. It's like, all right, whatever. And then watched Aliens.

I was like, okay, I hope this is just a film. My eight year old brain can't handle this being real, but fucking wicked film, I love that. They were both sick films. Have you watched, like all of them, have you watched Alien 3 and Alien 4?

No, I haven't. Alien 3 isn't too bad. It gets a bad rep, because it was like filmed in a really short time for a proper blockbuster film. I think it's like Alien 3, I can add a lot of classic British actors in it though.

Like, Alien 3 weren't like, it weren't a bad film, but it's just like Aliens was just, if I can hit a pinnacle, it's fucking Pete to Alien. I just, like, Alien is still my favourite. 100% of it has a sort of film. Aliens got it going, didn't it?

Aliens was like, like you're saying, it's a pinnacle, it's kind of just hit a point where the aliens are called as shit, and then Aliens 3, even though, like Matt's saying, in a bad film, it's already been done. It's finished, and at the pinnacle is it's happened. You're plateauing where you go downhill from there. Like, you know, it's kind of like us with episode 50, you know, we get a bit of 50, and then you go downhill from there, you know, it's just how it is.

Did I tell you what, I mean, pre-pundemic, but me and my dad went to see Alien in the cinema. It was, it's like 40th anniversary. Can you hear that, Johnny? Nah, that's not a one of fucking one.

That's it, that's it again? So me and my dad went to see Alien in the cinema a couple of years ago. It was the 40th anniversary of it. Nice.

Yeah. He went to see it originally, because obviously he's older spoke, but I had never seen it in the cinema, and we went to see it, and it was, I think it was the director's cut as well. And it was wicked seeing out on the big screen. It's a great film.

The thing about Alien, I love so much, is that it was just slow paced, like character development, you know, a little bit of a fucking murder and mystery going on. It's a really, really easy kind of film to follow, and it isn't too fast paced. So there's bits of it that's going to try and get you. But it's just a nice, it's good cinema, basically.

It's really good cinema. I think it's one of my favourite films of all time. Wait, what, which one? Alien, the first one.

Yeah, it's untouchable. The mood differences between Alien, with Alien, you had like the one Alien, didn't you? And it's like a whole fucking stock in them. You don't know what it is.

You've got John Hurt having a fucking Alien, Alien, the cinema. That's so good. And the way they feel that is like, no one knew what was going to fuck it up. No one really knew that that was in the fucking look on their faces, the way they fucking go.

Genuine reactions. Genuine, fucking perfect. But yeah, I mean, I like tenions, because you had the fucking Collewell Marines and all that. They had the big guns and it's a whole thing.

Game over, man. Game over, man. Game over. And he had no face up.

He's in terminal, he's in terminal. He's in terminal, he's in terminal, anyway. Nothing to wear. Yeah, yeah.

All right, because I just said that when I was watching, what a fucking second. What's his name? Oh, what's his name? Anyway, his name, I've said it at the time, I can't remember now, about too many fucking beers.

What is it? Like I said, I'll boil it. He's in loads of jakes, he's dead now. He's dead now.

He's a fucking drug boy, when he had a big gun fucking drugs and shit. Was he? I think he had a downfall. But what's that?

Nothing to wear around? Yeah. That's fucking quality. Anyway, whatever.

Get in there. Get in there. 10 minutes to remember it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

He's walking. Shotgun. Put the shades on. Put his jacket on.

Shine his boots. No, he's not to get any. Shine his stirrups. Come on, get to it.

Come on. Hurry up. Come on, quickly. Yep.

Yep. Guitar. Guitar. Yeah.

Loose. Yeah, they go now. They go on. See you like us.

It is. Yeah. Yeah. Wind over is there.

Yeah. Go on. Yeah. Good times.

Lovely stuff. Johnny, you've got another beer going, you've got another golden juice. Let's talk about, I'm on my second golden juice. How was it compared to your first?

No, the third actually. How was it compared to your second? It gets better. It's super easy to drink.

It's a super-sustainable drink. Where was that in the film? That's what he's got for the reading. Yeah.

That was free. Good and end though as well. Be quiet. And then fucking donate his salvation.

He's playing that any and then fucking donate the connoisseur. Yeah. I don't even point with fucking making it. No, I need to watch.

Yeah, good. Yeah. You will be my eye. You want your skin to be my eye?

I want your skin to be my eye. Yeah. You want your dick slapped fucking on your something. I don't know.

Your way! Dicks clapped you then. Yeah, yeah. I bet it.

What's your favorite Arnie film then? If you're... Oh man, that's a hard... That's a hard...

Will. I'm passing over the will. Will. Favorite Arnie film?

That's too hard. That's a hard question. I know it's bang out, I've ordered you to pass over here. But I just...

I need time to think. It's like predator is fucking killing it. Mine is predator. 100%.

We're just doing it. If we had video, you'd see what we're doing out there. Oh, you should have seen that. Oh, you should have seen that.

It's really impressive. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, I mean, I'll take that. I mean, I'll wear this.

I love it. I want to be. I'll give you that. There's one man I'm going to kiss me.

If any man is. I'll give you that. I'll wear it. I'll wear it.

I'll wear it. You're drinking right as well. You've got a tach as well. He looks like he's mum as well.

He looks like he's mum as well. He's been getting into everyone. He's been getting into everyone. He looks like he's a good girl.

He's a nice, nice, cute and shet. That fucking like when they greet each other. It's like, oh, all right, guys, we get it. No, you don't get it.

You don't get it. Yeah, I mean, that's how we can greet everybody like that. And if they didn't greet me back like that, I'll get tired for them. I'm just, oh, is there something better?

Like, predator is so good. But, C'mon, though, he's very good. C'mon, though, he's better. Let, let, let, let us some steam bed.

No, no, running, man. Run, man. He's a good man. He's a good man.

He's a good man. I love my man. I love my man. He's a good man.

He's not that good. He's a good man. I'm a good man. He's a good man.

He's a good man. He's an independent man. I'm a good man. Really, too, but like, he's a good girl.

They're not like, he's a bad guy. No, he's a good man. They're beingGood. I'm a great man.

He's a pretty bad guy. He's a good one. The end of days, whatever. And that's the one, yeah.

The fucking with a God the fuck you. That's it. Never shit. The last fucking.

It's the last fucking. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Oh, he's a good one.

He's a good one. What have we got talking about? Oh, yeah. You checked it out.

You checked it out. We watched that at Christmas. It was the first time Rose has seen it. I just was talking about that.

I love that film. So good. What for the for the Tanning? For the Tanning scene.

What? The Tanning scene. Jamie, do you know what I'm talking about? Oh, no, I'm talking about Jingle all the way.

No, I'm talking about legitimate film. I'm talking about a piece of shit like straight TV, DVD, bullshit film that we were talking about on the podcast. If you listen to it, it was your end up, you know, you know what I mean, mate. I listen to half of them.

Oh. When we're Matt's talking about asking, you know what I mean? When we talk about Jamie and Curtis in the films that she gets her nocks out, he switches off. That's the best.

That's the best. Oh, that's the best. But I'm in the true life. Straight places to get something out.

What's that? If you look up, true lies, a limo driver, it proves that you're having trouble. You're sorry, mate. You're carrying it on there.

No, it proves time travel is a thing just in the future. When I'm like four in my four E's, time travel is a thing. And I go back to the eight E's or nine E's and film true lies. Hold on a second, Johnny.

No, it's not when you're in your 40s. You've already come past it. That's stage. How old are you now?

26. Yeah. It was when you were 23, you went back in time to the eight E's with that hairdo in the beard. And the heavy set, you know what I mean?

The size you were there and like unit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're just a fucking big lad. You know what I mean?

You were like, fed well, fucking them. You ain't shifting him. You ain't shifting him. John was literally, when he was 23, he was in true lies.

He's the henchman. He's like the classic motherfucking henchman. It's already happened, Johnny. You're waiting for it.

I ain't going to happen when you're in 40s. I'm trying to press it now. We all know you've got the technology. We all know you've been back in time.

We all know you're starting true lies. Just let the listeners know, mate. There's no point pretending it didn't happen. There's a question then.

John, obviously you know about that shit and technology and everything. Can you just take us through the steps of how you actually did it? Yeah. So it goes really cold for a minute.

And you're like really like fucking wiggged out. And then you just appear back in the day that you said it to. You got machine. No, no, no, you sit in a chair.

And the same sort of chair we've got in the making room or, you know, like Xavier's chair. David's chair. It's more like a gaming chair. Yeah, you've got to be like, you've got to have the lumbar support, the time travel.

Right. And naked or like lubed up or closed. But then it come through. We know that it's closed.

No, or can you come back? No, no, no, no, no. So can you come back or you start there so you get back today? No, you can come back.

I've just got to find the right location to come back. And do you have an hour with you on your own? Oh, my own. That's tricky about now.

I'm sure about that. I'm sure about that. Okay. No, brave man.

Anyway, go and check John out in true lies is thug number one. You've got to be thug number one. Yeah. If you search true lies, limo driver, you'll see me.

It's funny to John. I think the name is John over here. If you type in car weathers predator, you'll see me. Just to see.

I think I just sent a picture of the guy to the turbo chair. Yeah. That is it. It's me, isn't it?

It's good shit, John. It's good shit. It's good shit. It's really good.

I can't feel it. Look at it. It's good. It's good man.

It's really good. It's really good. It's actually your Instagram Facebook everything. Passport photo.

The thing is, John. If you use it. If you use it in a smartphone photo, you walk in a lie. I'll never go.

Go on. Carry on. It's almost tempting to right now. That picture that I've put in turbo to change that Facebook profile picture.

You should. Here we go. I'm doing it now live. Live.

It's a nice picture. I love him in every way. That is just beautiful man. Everything about that is perfect.

It's done. It's done. What's your favorite Arnie film then? Mine.

Yeah. It's done. It's done. It's done.

It's done. What's your favorite Arnie film then? Mine. Yeah.

Predator. It's done. That was enough time. Yeah.

Kindergarten cup. That's a good one. Yeah. That is fucking excellent.

Come on. It's brilliant mate. That's brilliant. What does he do?

What's the superhero one? The last action here? Oh, last action. That's a bad one.

It's similar. Kindergarten is a fucking. What about Junior? Yeah.

It's done. That's a good one. That's a good one. It's the golden one.

Oh. It's hell. It's pointless. Yeah.

That's pointless. Yeah. That's perfectly, yeah. It's perfect in every way.

He's got, there's nothing he can do wrong. He says to me, well, we want you to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin brother. Can you hardly have a fucking do that. No worries.