87: Classic Dark Mark Show from 2014 with Cindy Starfall and Santa Claus

Mark and Josi celebrated the holidays with adult film superstar Cindy Starfall and the man himself Santa Claus. Cindy talked about growing up rich in Vietnam, how she discovered the joys of a shower head at age 11 which led her Nannys to be befuddled at her hour long showers, how she used to hike up her skirts while being the only Asian student in a Catholic school in Oregon, how she likes older men and running her hands in Santa Claus' beard, being busted by a HR directors son while working at a corporate job and doing webcams on the side, how she broke into the industry by doing African American adult films with such large men as Lexington Steele and how she always is thinking about sex even while in a traffic jam on the Freeway. Santa talked about how Mrs. Claus is not exactly a spinnerâ€, how Mrs. Claus and him have an understanding and he gets to visit his helpers all over the world, how his least favorite place to slide down the chimney would be Bakersfield, the proper Christmas gift to give the transsexual on your list and how his favorite places would be Las Vegas and Bangkok and how he was just in a commercial for an adult toy company. Of course no holiday special would be complete without Josi and Cindy sitting on Santa's lap, gifts were exchanged by all, and Santa did get a spanking for being naughty. These holiday hijinks are brought to you by Doomie's Home Cookin. When in LA go to 1253 Vine Street, Los Angeles, CA 90038 for vegan food even meat eaters can love and by AudibleGo to audlbletrial.com/dms for a free book, 2 free Audible originals and a 30 day free trial to Audible