Oh, okay. That's nice, mate. That's nice. A little cup of tea to get stuff done.
Yeah, just wait now. Just wait now. You're waiting outside? Yeah.
You're waiting at then? Nah, don't get me. Just do it. What is it?
Five or two? Yeah. You used to do that cost to coffee. Yeah, nice.
A cup of tea actually, mate. You used to do that cup of tea. A lot of coffee. It's often costed.
It's smooth down the way. Yeah, it's also sandwich-y as well. Oh, nice. Don't get any of me.
I'll tell you that. I did that for dinner. I like to take sandwich. Oh, yeah?
I like to eat one. Just a little one that you can stick in the oven and go. It's in a packaging. So I think it might be softer.
You couldn't eat it raw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And burn a little bit on a top, mate, as you do. Yeah, yeah.
But the steak. And how will you steak? And how will you steak? But it was beautiful.
To be fair, yeah. I think that meat's pretty good to be fair. I'd like to ribeye it up on them before. To be fair, it's never been.
These are the cheap ones. They're kind of just steak. You know, it's not a good rump steak. Cut that.
It's just steak. But I'd say probably every three that I have probably two or good and one is a little bit tough. Because you don't always get a good steak in a pub. Even if you feel it or something, you know sometimes it's going to be tough as all boots.
Yeah, I mean, it's 21 quits. So you're going to be fair. I mean, steak's always tricky, though. Yeah, you've always got a top tip for you.
Get it to room temperature. You know, let it sit there. Do not cook that out of fridge. You've got to let it breathe.
Just let it settle and then. Because if you're on medium, then you'll get to in temperature. You're just going to be fucking all cooking. Yeah, yeah.
Like you said, it's going to be cold or weird. Middle still. Yeah. You can't get the, it's always going to be different temperature, basically.
So you always have a blue middle and a quite nice crust, I suppose. Yeah. And maybe a touch of pink in there, but it's going to be, yeah, not really nice. But yeah, really.
Ryan's a good, what's your call mate? Ryan's recipe. Well, he's a great. Yeah.
Yeah. He's never fucking steak in a long time. I can't remember last time I had steak. I have a couple of, couple of each week mate.
I'm a lot of red meat, don't I? Yeah. Yeah, I've got to have it. It's not good for you, but.
No, it's true. We've very eat a lot of sausages here because it's obviously the kids. Saucy's an easy round of everyone. Yeah.
We're getting a nice sausages. Apparently. Yeah, we've got a lot of sausages. You open yet then?
Yeah, go on in. I've got these sausages. Eee. Alright, so you've done a lot of sausages.
Yeah, you close the bucket. Yeah. Come. Turn, turn.
Come. I had to pig. Just move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. I still work on a sound effects meaty. Yeah, I'm sure you've got that. Yeah.
Yeah. You've got that. Yeah. Yeah.
You've got that. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
So I heard you have beers in the Turbo Tavern. I have many a beer, young sir. I heard that you kind of, you have a menu of beers that you kind of let people have a go on, drink them. Oh, no, mate, you want next door?
Oh. This is Tappin' Turbo. Oh, no. Yeah.
It's happened quite a lot. We've got quite similar signs. Oh, the thing is I've kind of already linked against a barn. Oh, so it's quite...
Well, see if I can... Can you try? Yeah, I can try and rock something up for you, mate. Yeah.
See what I've got in a cellar. Yeah. Ah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've got some beers.
I'm downstairs. Yeah. Yeah, so we get... No, the barrel icon from has got a sticky floor.
It's almost like a... Just tacky, just keep short. No, I would say it keeps you on the ground, mate. Oh, yeah.
No, I wouldn't say it's about. I'd say it's about to keep you... If you pissed up, it just keeps you from sliding about. It's quite...
I thought it was healthy, safe anyway. Can I... I'll polish it. Yeah, I mean, look, try and be polished.
Yeah. So we really don't recommend people having more than like one or two drinks here. Oh, right. Oh.
Oh. Don't matter. Quite... Oh, it's really...
Yeah. We do food. I can get you some... Oh, she's saying you're more gastro, isn't it?
Yeah, we are... Gastro. I mean, I can do some beers. It's 28 pounds apart.
I'm happy to serve, yeah. I think I'm going to go next door, mate. That's all the same to you. No, I don't.
No, I'm not going to... I'm not kicking off. Yeah, no, no. I'm not kicking off, mate.
But... I'm going to have to go because I'm... I'm going to have to leave. Yeah, no, I've got something to do.
Yeah, no, I've got something to do. I've got something to do. I've got to get kicked and open and out. Yeah, it's so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Great. Hello, mate. Oh, I'm actually waiting for you to open 80s. Yeah, I know.
I went to this bar next door. Oh, we're old taverns, turbos. Yeah, someone like that. You're only sitting in a couple of beers.
Yeah, he's office fucking tits. I'm sessionable. He called me Mr. Sessionable.
I'm not going to... Well, I know. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. I wonder where you are. Fuck off, I thought it was getting late.
I've got a picture of me with my thumbs up, innit? Yeah, of course I've got your thumbs up. If you've got your thumbs up, you know, if your thumbs went up, I'd say this floor is beautiful in here. I like it.
It's a safe thing. Just a safe thing. Just a little bit earlier. Yeah, that's all the time.
Yeah, that's all the time. It's all the time. It's all the time. It's all the time.
It's all the time. It's all the time. It's all the touch. Yeah.
Yeah. That's all the vomit now. Can I have some new KP nuts going to buy as well? The whole...
The whole lot. Yeah, I'll be back. Yeah. What?
Sixty P? Oh, you're good. We'll live in a dream in this part, mate. I'm telling you.
That other place. You were saying 28 quid for a beer or something like that? Oh, he's fucking mad. He's something wrong with me.
He doesn't know what he's doing. Yeah, he's not a snapper boy, mate. Yeah, obviously, we go to the same do's and we had the old dough. Oh, the brewery's sort of get to go, isn't that?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I think he's a little bit pleasant. I think we lost him.
I think he's a tai. He's a tai. He's a tai guy. It's also one of the really wide ones that no one wears anymore.
He's like, I mean he is a bit behind the tai. Did he see what he was wearing altogether? Yeah. He didn't see his shoes.
I did see his shoes. I was in the front of him. Well, because they glide across the floor so easy. I don't even understand what shoes.
I think he's wearing heelys. But I don't want to question it because he might not be much. He's just a glide. He's very smooth.
He doesn't move his feet really. He's very like, he's like a ghost. He could be a ghost always wearing heely. He's like, yeah.
How do they just do that? They were just talking about bollocks and how they acknowledge the people listening. That's how it goes. It's a life on the table.
Anyway, you should get that to a wheel business. We do need to decide to rise here because again we have got a double dino's delight today. We do. We've got one lined up there.
We've got one lined up there. It does look very nice. It does look very nice. So we could also have brought them in Baron and on it.
Yeah. You can do a couple of little home boos. That's it. We could use that.
But I am like a look at the ones lined up. If the menu, if you set the menu. It's ready to roll. I'm ready to roll with that.
And we can save my cake. Save the birthday basket for another day. Let's get ready to rumble in me. I'm going to set you up here.
I think this is the best look I've got. So for you to start with, I've got a little Merc Life Balance Hazy Pay Lail. That's from the Magic Rock Ruin. I do believe that we had one from there before.
It's not ringing a bell for me. I do recognise that it's like a kind of can art. I would describe that. I would describe that.
Make circles and shapes. Circles and shapes. Lines. Yeah.
Some lines. White lines. If I knew about art, I would say that's definitely a type of art. Would you go abstract?
It's a bit more geometric. It's like geometric. Abstract, isn't it? I think it's like a geometric fucking name for art.
I would say it's a fucking short of it. Whatever that name is. Again. Right.
Let's go. It's the older circles and shapes. Like, withy lines. Geometric.
Clean lines we're talking. It's a bit of a pattern as well. Yeah. I think that marker pen.
But, did you see it done? Yeah. Because everything's just what you're saying. Yeah, you can't just join.
You can't just join. It can be madness. Anyway, anyway, I'll be listening for that. So what we've got here is, it's just a classic, hazy pallet.
Really, really neat. It is hazy. I'll give you that. Can you see what you see for that?
Can I see anything? Can I see anything? Definitely. It's getting the wrong sort of.
What river would that be? Is that a maybe like a Thames? Maybe around Thames, around Biotte, would you? Yeah, just scoop a cuffs in there.
And that's a bit much for you. Yeah. Very Moorish. I'm going back straight in for a second gold plant.
That's a lovely, very, very fizzy. Very fizzy. Nice and light from the tongue. Gives you that proper craft beer flavour that you're looking for.
Again, that would be a good introductory beer for anyone who's wanting to get into the scene. It's not too powerful. I mean, not too crazy. But it's telling you what you're getting yourself in for if you do want to get into the craft beer scene.
It's a sort of, sort of general flavour. It's got a sort of citrusy bat notes in there. Piney as well. It's got a classic hazy pallet.
It's got classic hazy pallet. That's what we say. 4.40 can mate. 5%.
That's standard, these days, isn't it really? Before you're looking at it. Oh, think magic? Drink magic.
That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a classic eighties game show, isn't it really? Yeah, yeah.
It was very more good. There's a game show called Drinking Finking. And that would have been his catchphrase. He would say think magic and throw his arms up to the audience.
Drink magic. Yeah. And you'll think of drinking. Do you remember that game show?
It was a great game show, wasn't it? The first person would have to drink it, wouldn't they? They'd drink it and then they'd have to describe it to the other person. And then the other person would have to try and guess what it is they drink.
Exactly. That's a good game show. It was a good game show. It was a good game show.
It was a good game show. It was a good game show. It was a good game show. It was a great game show.
You wouldn't have thought of being that many things for him to drink. But that show was going for like 20 years. I mean, drink anything mate. You can drink anything.
You can drink state if you want. I mean, it'd be disgusting. That's a game, isn't it? You don't know anyone who's going to drink.
I'm just trying to see if there's anything. I can't take anything away from him. I'd almost give that five star rating mate because it's easy to drink. It's a nice beautiful drop.
Nice can. Look good in the fridge. Appetizing. Not intimidating.
It's all round. Pretty good. And that's exactly what it says in the tin. Yeah, well done.
You say magic. If you were in the pub and you had that, you'd fucking sting that in second. You'd have that point. That'd be fucking gone.
Well, I don't know what you've got now. It's a nice drop. It's a very nice drop. Well done.
We had sound effects. I did one of those little applause. It's not a good game show. I'm just going to say that.
Yes, it's a very nice drop. Well done. We had sound effects. I did one of those little applause that's now.
I'm not going to do it. Is this post production? Is that the... I can't be asked for the post production anymore mate.
But just pretend you heard it. Just pretend you heard that. It's happening now. It's just peeping out.
In your head, just hearing your head. No, it's still going in the night. It's all... They're booing now.
It went on to Long Beach. No, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah, so where did you pick up mate?
I think that was... Where did I get that one? I'm on Nine Job or two. No, it was a supermarket.
I want to say... I want to say I want to say wait shows okay You can find it yeah, but it might be Tesco's I brought a couple of some of these ones I saw just brought up just a day to day when you're just doing to the shop I wear a shop and if you go now as the getting a weekly shop and you pick a couple up in yeah Yeah, if I'm in Tesco's doing a shop I mean fucking out you were like we're just wearing a shop I'm in so I mean it's out there. I mean it's not article. It'll be in one of those shops.
I might be No, it's just think magic. Yeah, just think magic magic. You know what happened you'll be drinking a man. Oh, that's nice That was nice.
Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm gonna put my money I'm gonna say wait down and definitely say wait I'm gonna say I mean it's out there. I want my to much about where you're getting from So what we've got next to me next up. I mean pretty uh, I can't have IPA heavy today. You're not gonna anything Yeah, you know what I'm gonna say I was a day so I speak some hours up But every time I go in the shop is nothing in there and I can have a day and I drank it before you came over I was running low and I needed a salamate say the sourdoughs win and I'm going to start for you So we saw more of your mercury IP a today.
Yeah, that's fine. I like it. I like it before this Yeah, did you see the sun today nice days? They went and I thought it was getting better.
So I thought wow It's just IPA we're in it well getting blue skies mate last couple days actual like yeah, because they're not all the time in them But when the sky is blue is a tree. It's a real truth. It's a real truth. I seem the same on the roof It's a fucking blue.
Yeah, and generally we get hit a grey wish be bullshit in front of us clouded vision You know, I mean, but yes, I mean, there's a little bit of wind up So there's a little bit of a chill in the wind but the actual light saying the sky is blue in love visibly it's nice out there I like it's washing the line and it's fucking dry. Oh, yes, then that's why I can I fucking join with it? It's nice. So yeah, I'm trying like all in your house I mean it's dry max everywhere because we had the fucking tumble dry going but you fucking that's kind of fucking rely on that I can't you have fucking energy price again.
Yeah, it's a fucking we're not fucking fucking tumble dry on these days. I suppose you use a tumble drive you need to get shit dry quickly in a push not I mean kids don't mean as a fucking joke seems I'm kids if I can you need clothes constantly you're fucking washing dry What's enjoying that's your fucking life? Yeah piss off eating I love all kids ladies. It's all a nice all the actors.
Anyway next up for me. We've got siren Squiggle again a hazy pale ale so you have to do with comparison. How do you describe the artwork on that? You know like squiggles.
Yeah. Yeah, it's all described It's like it reminds me of a lemon cheesecake and load of fucking squiggles all over. Yeah, but like a fat market Yeah, I can fat so much more drawn this time a bit more drawn rather less than just even though it is digital less digital Less digital but squiggle. I mean what we've gone today is your fucking geometric squiggle.
Yeah, IPAs. I thought it was a good Look to be fair. Oh, yeah, all the ones you got lined up. They've got some good old cover-ups on really mate.
Yeah quite It's a lot going on. Anyway, there is a lot going on. Anyway, let's crack this one open. See if we can get down I So Company yes I think I probably It's just you know, please cars.
I'm not the biggest fan of police. Don't get me wrong, but please cars. Yeah, bad ass No, you know, especially American police cars. They just got something about them.
Yeah, I'm not Deny I mean a pretty cool party, but now sound waves are the number one for me So anyway, so on the nose not quite quite light quite fruity. I'd say fruity but it's not nothing kind of too Punjent coming out of that. It's very hazy. It's a light light in it, but yeah, it's not as amber as the last one a little bit lighter Yeah, I mean compared.
Yeah compared to the old think magic drink magic It's it's not even though I'd say that's quite quite a good easy easy special bit This is actually lighter. Yeah, more placid than that one as well It's this is probably even easier to kind of yeah for someone to have a go on a yes Yeah, it's quite juicy in it. Yeah, I think personally I would I do prefer the the most life the first one for me Yep, but that's not to not listen I remember because again, you could you could not have a back left or anything That's great. It's a great job.
It is but yeah, I'd say I think yeah the old Merc life just got it's got what you want Yeah, you know a craft an IP a drinker or you want a little bit something you know a little bit substance to it It just gives you a little bit more kick done it whereas this one's just a little bit easy beer But I think I like the mouth feel of the Merc life more is more like that's all thicker. Yeah, thick mouth feel It's this one's a bit like you say lighter. Yeah a bit It's almost like you know we always talk about the metallic notes in there Yeah, this one really doesn't have any metallic notes whereas the old note like does have a nice little twang in there Yeah, not bad twang because there is a difference between a good twang attack I can't tell you the difference There is a difference It's a test before you know you should know about really you should be best gated if you're selfish to know about this point out So when you say oh, yeah, I mean the good metallic and the bad metallic Yeah, but this one doesn't really have any metallic in it. It's quite a quite easy to smooth like I said plastic It's pretty still as well.
Like as it sits there. It's not like the fidgeting in the world. It's a nice still still drop It's good. It's good.
Yeah, I take it this one 4.7 this one So I mean this is a little bit like a bit essentially 4.7 to a 5 it's not a big difference in it No, it's not going to change your night. I've got any sort of description mate any sort of this only they got This soft and juicy hazy pale ale is a beer to put a smile on your face a good helping of oats contribute to a smooth body Well either host 7 sit through a mosaic. I mean they're the classic one classic. Yeah, if you go for a hazy Hops combine for beautiful mango grapefruit and some stone fruit flavors.
I think this one is I think this one's more like a tropical. He's sort of fruitiness to it. Yeah, that one was you could get like stitches from the other one But I think this one's more of a yes, shepical. Yeah, definitely got the higher note in the I'm not yeah You can't necessarily define a fruit in it, but yeah, that's what you're saying from but I think I said I think this one was more and that more sort of Piney Right the classic if you get in a craft, so bail that is the one in it Yeah, the Merc Clove the first one had that classic flavor that you would expect where it's not to take away from the side when it's got that I just know it yeah Melo is a good way, but I think that sort of those tropical IPAs that I mean they obviously are popular these days You know, yeah, and that's what a lot of people are sort of going for so it's not to do oh, so it's again These bits back to back if I had ten of those bits mate and ten of those beers.
I'd be happy either way Oh, yeah, I wouldn't get that I wouldn't say that sir I mean again if you go for the five star ratings that beer is nothing wrong You know I mean it's nothing wrong. So it's up there, you know, not to give it a five star But I'm just saying it's gonna know it's nothing to it's nothing to take it down if you want a year's apart I may you be like yeah, I want to know Yeah, yeah, exactly I think that one I'm definitely sure about all from Sainsbury's Sainsbury's case, so you can pick a I know that I don't go the same things very often and when I dig in the same We did pick that up so I can guarantee that one guarantee that one from Sainsbury's so siren in Sainsbury's what's that called? You make wiggle squiggle with so just look for squiggle with a man the cans covering squiggle So you're gonna miss it. You shouldn't miss it.
Yeah, I mean you might pick up actually pick a mess I find some because they're asking so where's on there, but you're not gonna lose this sense It's what we're saying you're not gonna lose because they're both fucking lovely Yeah, so sorry got a bit more yellow and the merky look a little bit more pink. Yeah Yeah Yeah, I mean I you could go all night on that really couldn't you? Yeah, I think you might I think you might hit you because I don't think there's drinking that there's no point you think always alcohol in that That's good alcohol in it so I reckon you could probably drink 10 of them you sound so I wouldn't you drink 10 of them you get a good for a piss me off fucking actually I'm telling everyone Yeah, you're almost like just just putting your palm against the wall as you kind of walking somewhere just you don't want to you don't want to show everyone that you're Just knowing that there is kind of like matter around you that can hold yourself up if you were to have a little cake Yeah, yeah, a little tumble and a fucking tumble this morning. Yeah, yeah I was up with a baby we made a train track nice on the ground Yes, we put train to a two-level bit tonight It's a little bit Then you want to stop playing train track and go and play with the cuddly toys We have a leg and called rubbish way put the cuddly toys in the rubbish bin and then you drive the stairs Which is the truck get rubbish put it under the stairs nice and then take rubbish to the dump which is a ten I put the rubbish on the chair then he went out to get in the stairs bin truck Yeah, driving that and we had to go back into obviously get the rubbish to take the dump I took through the fucking train track fucking arse fucking face Oh, because they're all fucking toys are now only got fucking buggy in a fucking eye Like luckily I picked up her soft square fucking mat thing that you put numbers and letters in it Yeah, like a big jump puzzle thing just that that's like quite a nice soft landing once I rolled out of the way of fucking I can't really fucking say anything no It was a definite to a new example You probably a little bit fuming it I mean you can see the reaction I get to say fucking L and then the baby was like daddy.
Did you say did you say chicken bell? Yeah, oh, I said chicken bell Yeah chicken chicken bell if you're listening to the podcast you must Every time I get a good beer like chicken bell that's a fucking winner for me chicken bell That's a fucking ten star table for me Did you see that's a new way home the other day? Oh chicken bell no chicken bell is all I could say about so I said all the time So you know it's yeah, yeah, maybe just picked up on that. I say to you baby It's two years old moving on there I'll say a little segment we got away Listen sound effects that's a draw opening this is my looking What open open like wine wine What a nice one I mean I like the red is the main bit and then silver as the arms and the little I'm pretty sure my dad gave me that as well because we don't we ever we never rock an apple in the house every time my dad comes over He kicks up on him.
Don't he like a wine bottle. So you see my dad drinks not like you lose you He's only one review. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure he brought me this on my own because he had to kick off He's over My dad makes it man. So we've got the shot over Trinity from the Oxford brewery So it's just the Oxford brewery.
So it's the up the brewery of Oxford. I think it's official the official And it's a praise where we copy ale so but they have got a lot of lemon ice Yeah, they've got the old hand on the front of it as well mate. There's a lot of We might be in you know if we do drink this we might be getting like some of my gay concept with us if he's saying anything bad about it So just just be more I know people don't make it. Oh, you're right.
You mean with them. Yeah, I can do the old handshake everything So it's fine. It's fine. Yeah, it's big.
We'll be alright speak for you about it. Oh, yeah, yeah, they're not they're not as bad as I mean They're great. You know a little bit dicey, but really all right. Yeah, they're generally kind of you know old men So it does kick off I'm able to knock them out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no But it does does look nice mate like the color of that is amber color lovely amber nice nice a little fluffy head there Not too crazy, but it's lively, you know, it's a little bit like a knife in it. Which I do like to see Oh, that's beautiful I'm pretty sure it's like a I think that's one of the fucking colleges not to it any shot over 20 Trinity is shot over is shot over. Yeah, which is a place if we didn't know sorry. Yeah, I think Yeah, I probably know symbol or something and it's like a handle that fucking shield I think the shield might be I don't have to hand the hand they might just do a lot It's a box of brewery and I know that Trinity is a college So I can make a connection there I do like the logo the Oxford logo because they've got the nice little kind of like you know Oxford We'd be always used a little bit like that navy blue sort of thing in there They're like little sweeping river sort of yeah about work So you check out the old Oxford breweries and that's a lovely little and they got ox and then they've got the river Yeah, and then they got ford because it's not Oxford is Oxford And it's the for like the river shit and the ox the animal the ox it's nicely put together It's nicely put really yeah, it's educational when it is educational But they fucking lot right on it just don't really all of them.
Hey, but can you pick out a couple of? Ingredients or or what you know what they're trying to do with it. They try to sell it's about the colleges It says I should have read the back sorry ladies and gentlemen We were just like getting it says in praise of tradition by which Trinity College senior fellows would wait on their patron the bishop of Winchester Know him that yours I might have met him. I think it was there.
So I might yeah I'm I'm thinking to my big male they would present him with a pair of gloves which is obviously what the glove things on there nice Embroided with lace on his presents nice lace last got nice pair of ladies gloves Yeah, yeah lovely every time he visited the college they got to hand it to them They certainly knew how to treat a guest back in those time I mean pairs of fucking lace gloves checking his car She's just fucking where's the wants and shots in the big you know He's getting up here what do you reckon he wears them and then when they get dirty talk after go back to fucking Trini College and I'm joking gardens in them. Yeah, he fucking rinses them. Yeah But that's that's a little bit history for you because this what this bottle does it gives you a little bit of history and It tells you how to be a well, that's Oxford's gimmick and it makes you know all that history So this is a paleo with big hockeroma and intense citrus character that lingers wonderfully on the palate Wonderfully is a bit too. Yeah, you need to just check yourself there.
We haven't even sipped it yet So just don't tell us this one people tell you we'll maybe we'll get a little highlight mate Yeah, we're done and we'll set and we'll hold it bits of good and then get a red a red pen trust out Yeah, they always give me a mark in the red knee and scribble out the bits must know must try harder next time Yeah, we'll put that in there. We do that E plus Trinity is hopped in multiple stages and then after fermentation dry hopped by hand the good measure to deliver remarkably dry and Intensely hoppy beer later the multitude of flavors Have you had a sip yet? Yeah, I'm smelling I want you to give a smell it to me because it's quite a kind of almost syrupy sort of multi smell to it It's just We know there's a dangerous smell it's a dangerous no It is very much hitting that those sort of copper burnt caramel flavor I mean, it's not good thing about it. Yeah, the good thing about this is it's not very strong is it can't be No, it's like four point two.
Yeah, we get something like more compared to Russian perial red ails So this is how if you're gonna go down this this root of flavor. Yeah, I would even say you need a three point eight This flavor. Yeah, that's that's what this flavor belongs. That's a classic percentage mate for a good old ails That's a really good piece everyone happy Yeah, I would make we're gonna make three point eight.
I think it's way to go well What's your gimmick make a sessionable exactly if it's got to be successful you do have to take a bit of a hit on the old exactly You know I like a six point something bit wrong I want to hit you, but three point eight you can't everyone's happy Yeah, we're three point about a good time to be about a fucking You may see you three point eight all right long and you're gonna get pissed. Yeah, you drive a more like twenty point You can't really drive anyone that take it. Don't please go out. That's a lie.
Don't do it Yeah, I mean if you don't you go to a 7.2 I mean enjoy your beer, but how many 7.2 I mean that's actually done really or after many other fucking saw it in the morning, so yeah Yeah, exactly yeah Yes, I mean it's what's your bird they make on that my verdict is After drinking that Russian red and fuck that one of the worst beer we've ever had on the show and then Ever well, I think I mean there's that the only thing that's top that I've ever junk is a born was in Yeager Everything about that really I could not finish that really I know we did finish it didn't we? Yeah, it's just it was a fucking 20 minutes juggle. Yeah, this one Again, it's the flavors. I'm not big fan of it, but I do find it's easy.
It's easier to drink it is It's not like that Imperial that was that gave me a shudder every time I had a gulp and when you get that you should not be drinking it It's the same sort of shut up. I found this all bottle of tequila that we might have No, no, no, no, it's a classy one of that. It's about a horseshoe on it It's a couple Mexican one I got given it by an old boss of mine when I left my job and but I still got some of it in there Because I don't drink the other day. I opened it opened up just give it a win.
No, no, no, I did not like that I'm drinking and I just got that Twisted next up a little chiropractic adjustment like when you smell it and in the old Russian beer game and saying, yeah, this doesn't give me there So although it's not our flavor choice, but still I'm happy I'm happy to drink it out like as we are as we explore the fucking beers out there. This one's not making me repulsive I mean, I'm I think it's a pleasant beer mate. It's a bit like you're saying it's no flavors But don't fucking do one of the other even if this is in a ramp up the fucking alcohol or not the alcohol Use that flavor not down the alcohol or ramp up the outcome Fucking bad flavor because we've had high we said before we've had 5% of beers that taste fucking beautiful Yeah, and we've had low percentage beers that taste fucking rank. So wait, I mean, this is basically this is good in between We're doing it's not a high percentage and it's got it's not some interesting flavors in there, but it's not gonna It's not a sectionable.
Yeah, it's not a sectionable But it's not gonna end the night is it like if he was in a pub and you had those first two and then we had this You would be like a couple of us dummy now I'm gonna be in you still be able to carry on yeah, if you were in a sleepy old pub in some old old town Whatever mate you did all of these I don't think you'd be kind of like definitely kicking out of bed No for a second You might if you looked at the you looked at the old badges at the front and just check out what they got and You could possibly have a second of it. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad.
No, I think you could like if you started on this And I think you'd be alright because of like we say because and it's not a stock of flavor to it I think you'd be able to balance that you'd be happy with that flavor continuing on yeah because it's not you know You're not gonna get fucked from it. Yeah, it's just that kind of that that after taste just it doesn't linger to far But that last gonna roll that just goes through isn't that pleasant it's just like a that chewy any Can you throw it like a sort of toffee like caramelies like that? It's like chewy chewy something to it, but then I can be paired that with some scampi fries Oh, oh yeah, I mean you would get scampi fries you get anything before you get scampi fries I can have like some of those uh tools. Yeah, haven't have a mustard sort of Oh, I'm a fan of can't get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah To be fair that was a packet of my mustard brannegan. Yeah, just your place. Yeah, I was going out in a place one on the top Yeah, I'd be fucking Maybe we need a couple of little snacks in yeah, I think we are that we do need to do that So I'm gonna have to travel never know I'm gonna do that yeah, I'll get some cheese in yeah I'll get some fucking crisps in some fries. I guess it's a scam for example.
You got just pair. Yeah, go pair each week Is it good with scampi fries? No, well, yeah, is it good with nobody's nuts? Oh, yeah?
No With a little slice of treats though. Yes, and that's where that beer belongs There you go. No, you know, you sort of pubs the treat so and salami and beer pubs we go we go all the fucking places Yeah, I mean I mean that's it. I mean, it's a pleasant beer again.
It's it's just one of those one of those beers that just for me anyway My palate it hits them. There is obviously no in there not terrible one Yeah, but if you're not getting at the start you get at the end Yeah, just kind of almost kills all the flavor you've had and you've finished with that metallic Yeah, that's just not then you really get no flavor out of the beer You had to play when you tongue you're not left with anything, you know when you do the exhale like you know That last little kind of yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, just metallic I also think that the Russian red is fucking destroyed because I mean if we've not had that rush and made me I'd that we're probably gonna be quite scaving on it because there's so many fucking like that's a Like flashback like PTSD from with carbon Yeah big time. Yeah, that was a yeah, sorry.
Yeah Sorry But yeah, but yeah, so if you do ever come across the shot over train it Yeah, I would say with those sort of beers mate It's what I do with the old classic on of a was in a brown bottle when you you got a test goes you see you know They've all the decent selection. Yeah, stick it. You know just grab one of them You're six you're gonna pick up you know if you're gonna buy six beers just stick stick that one in there You'll enjoy it. Yeah, just don't buy six of them Yeah, exactly you got fucking mix up, you know, you might like it Then you buy six but I would say you know definitely get yourself a hobgoblin just to make sure you're gonna get some good You know, I mean get yourself a good old boy or something.
Oh, yeah, let's get a boy get yourself some classics No, no, no go ship go ship. Yeah. Yeah, the dogs come over now. Yeah, the old turbo dogs Don't get any old tab any turbo Yeah, do you ever seen the right in here?
No, no, it's gonna be me because that fucking go watch the shreds as soon as they fucking turn up Yeah, so check out the old You really enjoy it now about it Would It's just That burn caramel like sit sit in the toffee don't it's that that flavor? It's got to begin a lot of like red ails have that flavor a lot of dimming beers have that as a finish It's just the fuck that rushing one just took it to the extremes and it's like that that's what they got So they had in it before we got that flavor less just fucking dumped some more Korean it and be done with it And done and it's just it's just hard all those beers for it, but that's not the same day. They were bad Yeah, okay, so that's over 20 old. I'd have another fucking yeah, so brown bottle of red hand on it.
You'll see it You'll see it you'll see it. No, I got one from where you go have a guess where's the best place I ever go to get cheese and beer Cheese did you have minutes? Again, it's a good minute get some cheese. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say if you get the first goes get the what she's a mate Oh, what is it fucking gosh gosh gosh toss and where's it from?
Yeah, that's going to make you in caramel cheese first You need to get that first Get up to cheese then at that point then you can go look at your beers, but I would make sure we just get that cheese first They've got more cheese than our beer as well So take your time on the cheese counter because they have got some nice beers big not gonna be stood out that beer frangers going Walking up and down walking up and down but the cheese you will be walking up and down go Yeah, so take your time on the cheese get in the Russian red ale get in Enjoying it but always saying is do get that fucking go to go cheese cheese. Yeah But get that fucking cheese beautiful and then worry about a beer after this one to shame You know they don't have like little kind of you know what cheese strings Oh, yeah, so individual just strings of that cheese in like a spa, you know You're just knocking about you go in petrol station or something. Yeah, and then there's one of the go east choice cheeses just on the side It's fucking creamy You prepare a lot of things about that cheese, you know, it's just quite versatile cheese I'm just light enough that you could you like it's almost as early as well And it's you could sort of like if you was a good fucking cook away with chef Whether you could do some fucking sort of desert or reckon you could or reckon you could Well, let's show the chefs out there. Let's just write and let us know what you would do with that And also the other thing they do they do like black pudding Scott's egg so not so Anyway, moving on because we otherwise would just have a total of minutes for next hour but moving on Yeah, I mean we haven't asked them to sponsor us, but that's not a style.
You know they've got come to Actually give me some fucking money, but actually just give me some of that cheese I'll ask you for me how much cheese per month would you be? You're too much cheese and good for you You're balanced the roughly smooth I can't just give me like a little What's the procedure? Yeah, that's fair, yeah, yeah, we put on toast that stuff I'm not right. The trouble is I get crackers with it and I've got a bit some crackers Then I just eat the fucker just because it don't need anything because it's just I can't go through like this in my fridge And I'm cooking I'm doing anything.
I'm just up in the morning. I get a milk out for fucking cup of tea I've got a cup of cheese, but I can see it. I'm thinking I can't not eat that fucking cheese You're in bed like at night or whatever just like what you know you want to go to sleep But you're not ready to completely shot off because you know It's too good. I need to cut back on a cheese.
I love the oat smote red pepper and jalapeno cheese Oh, they're nice. Yeah, lovely creamy camp ones. They're like blue like soft blue cheese And you'll be okay. I'm enjoying your beer I can next time and it's a very tough.
I'm gonna take my gimmick off me coming up. I can cheese a contestant Yeah, she's a contestant. Yeah, so next time you know time of mate. It's cheese That's what I'm saying.
Like the bar is like a glass I might have some fucking ham and shit as well But it's mainly a nice cream like little thing on the side as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I know you like people do like the carnival bowls sort of Don't give somebody option of the volmate because it's just I know people do it these days But they never used to do it today. Yeah, you can't eat that can you? No, what's the point?
You got throw away? Yeah, exactly you've chosen turtles. Yeah, exactly. You're taking turtles.
Yeah, so get yourself I mean also icon like the old shitty the shitty cones I know like a waffles nice Waffle cone like a little chocolate ring around it. Yeah Nice, but the kind of Pain in order for that any of course you are. Yes, that's free I keep going to that. What was it?
Do you indeed an oxford and you're getting one of them waffle cones? I mean what you're paying that's your five If you're getting the old mister whip you so you could babes as well as a fucking ice cream and he's giving you that shit He's been like a fucking two pound tops. Yeah, that's a double. Yeah, of course a double.
Yeah, of course a double You have two flakes in that as well mate. Yeah, I'm monkey blood. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah And it's a zap. It's on the side. Yeah, because you think there's that real quick. Yeah, or would you pocket zap and just deal with it?
I'm talking about a drink now. I know it's a bubble. I used to love the clippos as well Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, you had to wait for them to fucking melt a bit. Yeah, I was you went squeeze up Or they just come back Like really ice like the fucking beautiful.
Yeah, I thought you'd be rounder. Yeah, because you're a bit sunny, yeah, I'm not early today Oh, okay, baby. It's the same tune every time. Yeah, pop in it He's up and down all the fucking movies as you got pop on the side of his now He's got fucking frightened Mickey Mouse on the side Well, I'm not going to stop like a fake.
He's hating that himself. He's fucking a fucking nightmare It's fucking horrible like he's not many quick. I mean no one's doing for any fucking copyright because it you know You want to say that's Mickey Mouse. Yes, not making it is meant to be making out But it's so far from Mickey Mouse But you can get away with it but it's Jesus Christ.
It's frightening I know if I was a child and I was like, you know to stay away from ice cream I'm not shit on the side. Yeah, well, you remember the ice cream and I used to pack outside for my house I said he served hot dogs. Oh, yeah, yeah, he was a little bit of a wrong Like you knew that like I mean if he said he said like hot dogs He's also saying like porn and Exactly like he's got a pop shelf. Yeah Sleeze ball money went in the ice cream go around there.
Was it really? I mean he's doing some fucking I mean his roots not big enough to be making money off the ice cream So he's got some top shell shit. Yeah, I mean even with a hot dog's going on top of that. He's not Is there a quiddo make so it make money?
I mean a fair plate of no He's selling a fucking hot dog for a quick ago. I mean that's pretty good That's what it's so difficult with the dilemma of what you that's a quiddo go obviously the cone is a quiddo go You know exactly probably 70p, you know what you go for screwball if you want to screw ball Yeah, it's good was popular. Yeah, I mean it's good was popular. Yeah, I mean it's good being like a firm favorite Well, when I was real like proper young that was my first go to like a happy Yes, we've got me there is that little bit of gum at the bottom of my list Just something about having a tip Some sort of subconscious thing in mind thinking yeah, yeah I still do like things that look like tits in the sense that it's comforting and ros you my mother Exactly as opposed to when you hit that fucking pubic gap anything look like things like like tits because it reminds you tits and bursts It's a child like innocence of loving breasts.
Do that adult like perversion of loving breasts? It's a thin line that lusting breast. Yeah, it's a love of them. Don't you fuck just lust and love the difference God bless women Yes, oh, they're the best.
They're the best don't they? I can imagine the world like women because they'd be no one it essentially Yeah, it would not be good. I mean yeah, yeah, they just got removed, you know, it's just blokes. Yeah No, I suppose you have a big old piss up when you're in any to go like oh, yeah I'm gonna be a big old piss up and 50% of people be dead.
Yeah, we're written about thing No, maybe I'll be a very answer but we saw some of our nk and yeah, yeah get some stuff together Yeah, they were hot and I was a ghost I'm sure how that happened. They were the first thing to do. It was very, very, very, very looked after you, not me. Yeah, and I'm not saying that's their typical way.
I'm saying that legitimately, you know, I mean You're what I generally looking after the fucking, you know, they run the show. Yeah, you're just there as a sport I mean, yeah, I mean really responsibility lies with the female because they're just they're just much better at it. I'm 100% better at it. I mean, it's always a bit fucking useless.
Yeah, we're balanced out. I mean, it's been a couple of bands that don't really rely on us for everything. That's what I'm saying. Thank you.
I'm a bit flaky. I mean, we're happy to help and we will do stuff to help. But just if we're left to our own devices, we probably won't bother. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. Play even with that skateboard game you're playing with that while you're playing. I've never heard of that before you said it. What's your YouTube videos of people playing here?
Oh, yeah. It's pretty good. Yeah. It's pretty good.
It's one of those games that's easy, but it's tricky because you're only really, really fucking The timing of the, obviously, so it's a platformer and it's moving in it. It's a sides rolled in, and you're kind of static if you will. Yeah, yeah. Two, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two in a grid, yeah. Basically you're on your skateboard and the fucking scene, you just move. The scene does not stop, does it? It's always going to go.
It's always going to go. So what's the timing like? So if you do like a kick flip to a grind, do you have to press grind or do you just land on it or what? Yeah, basically what you do is the left analog stick is basically all your tricks.
So you hold, you hold like a direction. So you say hold down or you hold left or you hold right and then he prepares for the trick and then you let go and he does the trick. But then to grind you then have to sort of start the trick again. Right.
So what if you don't press anything for the grind? Does the grind go full off then? Yeah. You have to do a trick and then do it against grind.
But then basically how have you kind of like Street Fire when you sort of down left right punch to do the kadooken, to do the tricks you kind of have to, you can do it like a basic trick or just be down let go press down and that'll be like an ollie. If you want to do like fucking, say some fucking skateboard. Three sixty split. You have to sort of do it with the kadooken it or sort of go up down left sort of thing.
And then press and then it does the trick. So, it's like I say it's not easy because you can do an easy trick but if you want to do the more advanced tricks and there's more fucking involved with your finger sort of thing. Yeah, it does look really good. But aesthetically it's a nice, really nice visual kind of representation of skateboard.
And with that being kind of too heavy. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's quite good. It's quite like indigestructible.
It's not like a fucking 3D. It's not like an open world sandbox thing. It is like a great platform. It's enjoyable.
It's like just a special attack for games. It's quite exciting. It's an easy one. Again, it's a good one.
If you haven't got a lot of time, stick it on. You can do a fucking level. But they're at long levels. But it's obviously about the points.
So if you want to beat your points, then just fucking go out level again and do something like that. And there's a little fellow in this, or if you can do this, or if you can do this fucking. It's like, well, they're fucking challenge. So if you do these challenges, so each level's got a different challenge.
I'll bump you up another couple of thousand points or whatever. And you run or do you win shit? They win shit. They're like, yeah, you can like, there's fucking hundreds of t-shirts and fucking elbow pads and fucking hats and shit.
What's your boy like then? He's got a bit of any obvious thing. He's got a zangy beard and a zangy mowawk any. How's it?
Yeah. And he's red. Because that's a close up he gets his own colour. Oh, so he's actually red himself?
He's like a red man. Nice. I thought he's angry with someone. And if you give him glasses and shit, if you give him a little chocolate cap, sometimes I give him a hat.
If it's a sunny level. He's got a mowawk and a lot of skin on either sides. I don't want to get, I mean, I know he's red already, but he can still burn. I don't know what the melod and content is on that.