Yeah, it's the daily talk show episode 879 weekend banter. Jess Lucas Gb. Welcome. Thanks for having me We haven't had you that you've been on a lot.
You're on Friday Saturday Sunday. What have you got for us? Well the other week Have you guys ever forgotten your mask while walking around? Oh, yeah, Jess famously did it whilst FaceTiming with me And walk around five minutes.
Yeah, but personally did you did you tell them that stupid Josh? Yeah, so the other day I was I was walking I was actually gonna face time you Josh I think I called you later, so I didn't I should have because you would have told me you don't have a mask on but I walked to the shops Said hi to the security guard at the supermarket walked in was walking around in the supermarket Getting my shopping was in there for about five minutes I went into the veggie section and this guy's like I could tell he was like sort of half standing back We'd with me and then I thought he was letting me go through so I thought thanks, mate I'm like, hey, where's your mask? Got no mask on and I was standing there in the middle of the shops It's like five o'clock in the evening. I was just like shit And I just like what do I do?
I was holding my veggies. I was like pulled my jumper up above my face was grabbing some like Shit shit shit. Yeah, I was doing that and I got and then I and I was interaction with the guy was he thinking I think he was pissed off Yeah, I think he was like I was one of these guys Shit, yeah, and I was like I always have my mask. I can't like I'm sorry.
Sorry Yeah, I was like I just completely didn't even notice that it wasn't on. Did you shake your hand? And then so I thought on my feet and I ended up this was a shopping bag that I was using this is a stripes sort of stripes kind of As boaty calls a Calico bags. Yeah, it's a kind of Yeah, it's fabric very specific You know what Calico is a plane wove and textile made from unbleached and often not fully processed cotton Well, because Amy has Calico bags.
She mentioned the Kelly Co. Then he likes taking around a Calico bag full of trucks And so anyway, I've got this bag and I wrapped it around my face Well, yeah, I shut it down the front of my hoodie and put my hoodie on actually looks pretty good Well, when you think about it now when you look back to the interaction with the security guard Yeah, there's a security guard sort of a bit off with you I think so and I think in his head he would have seen this guy like walk in like made eye contact He was a bit he wasn't looking at me normal like usually like going pretty funny Yeah, I was trying to think what he would have been thinking he probably saw me walk in and was like oh what do I do here? Like I can't actually mask you literally think fuck. I can't be bothered having this interaction with an anti Yeah, but you look like the kind of guy who would Medically not be able to wear one like I feel like I feel like you'd be like hell We're just like hipster hipster vibe.
I feel like you would I could imagine you having another one of us I had as when I was a kid and was a spider by the cause it but I think that You've got a vibe. You don't look like you're an arrogant guy You don't seem like you're obnoxious So I feel that they would have probably thought this guy's medically required like it Yeah, we're a mask you get tricked or something and also you can't go up Like he couldn't come up to me and like tap me on the shoulder because he can't touch people and headphones in so maybe he's just like oh Just turn away. Oh, he's pretty collective for turn around mate. What's going on?
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, oh good Happening in public we get a little email slide in from your name Kylie and she said hi guys after receiving a mystery Parcel of a salins cylinder full of penis confetti. I googled it and your podcast came up I'm so I'm so wondering if you managed to find out who sent them a little backstory We got a confetti bomb delivered to our office and sure enough inside. What'd you call it a cock explosion?
Dickie's because Justin know what this was and you're doing you're trying to work out what TJ was talking about and Did you see any photos of the dick explosion? I because I googled it after and I was like look at the urban dictionary It's do you want me to give you the fucking definition? Yeah, what's the definition of a what do they call it dick explosion? Uh-huh.
What's the website the people that want me to read about as in the people who put someone to buy oh? Because it was actually a send a confetti bomb.com or something like that. Okay. Yeah I've said just because I couldn't remember the word confetti I was like a dick explosion and I had all these little things in it Glitter bonkers So Jess has landed on this and then just put to until you get that I'm a fucking sicko when you're fucking your chica from behind And she lets out a nasty wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to you know, do the deed Blow your load was that what I took out?
It doesn't make sense really because you'd assume that the wetness would come from the jizz Yeah, you really thought about it and so anyway the Contingency says so I get a card to say I have a parcel intrigued what it was I opened it in Mizzie in the middle of a busy local mall out fires a stack of penis shape confetti Everyone was staring at me. So I make a run for it. Oh my god So embarrassing no idea who sent it wondering for you got to the bottom of it same sender is your podcast Jason Last bit we did we worked out was because it was on the bottom of it like he wrote a little you must be able to insert note Yes, yeah, you know I think you didn't you look up the ABN or something. Yeah, so we found out like it So we found out the details around the company that we got it sent from but that's the proxy that's actually saying the purses What she's given us is saying hey, it's the same it's from the same company which it obviously I panicked at the end Yeah, Jason Alexander Addington WA is where they say the parcel is from which we looked into that but then we worked out that inside of the canister Had a little handwritten note basically saying something about wrongs and it was God Any and then he and then he emailed for leave no not Felipe Santiago Santiago.
Yeah, he's all he also has sent a dick explosion and also the most yummy cookies. What were they like? It's a free free. It's a delicacy from South America like a Argentina isn't Argentina.
Oh, they're like a there were it's a free cut something Yeah, you're right Josh. It's like free free. Oh, yeah, it's like a yeah. It's like a imagine like a better Wagon wheel sort of thing.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We're hanging here. We go out for holidays Afro-hores. Thank you our first job is a LFA J. O.
R. E We had to be in LA remember so you were talking about a clean tip off of our we had one in arm They sell them at Whole Foods one-hot chocolate place. That's why we smash them. Oh, that's right.
We did too We smash them whole food. I was thinking about whole foods like the we had a blow up about Whole Foods because we'll have it We were in Los Angeles and we'll try to work out what to eat and I want to Mexican food because when I'm in California or most parts of the States, I love having Mexican but what we were doing a lot. Yes. Yeah, Richie loves he's he's a Mexican food As he mentioned when we called him.
How do we get him off? Yeah, that's right But no, we had we did have some delicious whole food stuff We would get a container and fill it up and I was getting like this nachos black bean thing and then we would have these peanut butter breakfast shakes every That was a good time and then even though I was pissed off we it's all based on weight and then they charge you so whatever's inside God, you've never seen a younger a young kid fill a thing. So high as mr. 97 walk out with a $35 box Well, I mean we have they did a breakfast as well, didn't they we did that God?
Yeah, I went out all that states going in a covert times like all that sort of like a lot of those buffet esque It always felt risky at a time. I would have like a slice Oh, yeah, there was I mean Halloween is a good time like we were there Halloween It was a good time to be there. You were saying TJ that they've canceled Halloween. Yeah In and around LA like Hollywood and definitely canceled that fucking thing we went to where there was about 200,000 people walking down the street Oh, yeah, that's right.
That was a ginormous event I mean, just did you ever get into Halloween as a kid or was it your parents like mate? We're in Australia Also Bendigo it's a bit dodgy Get down straight. Yeah, I know straight used to do it some streets did it. I remember some my friends getting involved But yeah, we were never allowed to it's become such a massive thing in Australia.
No. Yeah I mean, there was there was there I saw a podcaster Who was it someone had had I saw an Instagram where they had contacted John Howard in the I think was the early 2000s went when was John Howard Prime Minister? Pauseing on the John how it was a guy who Sent a letter to John Howard saying hey, like I'd love us to do Halloween and he said get some friends together and have a crack just just do it type of thing But on the up the Kevin oh seven thing when Breen. I were in year 11.
We had a sick day on the same day Which we rarely had sick days, but we hooked this one up. So could stay home the day that we stayed home Kevin Rudd came to our school And then one of our friends Georgia was sitting sitting down as Kevin Rudd was walking through the school and Georgia was eating a Mandarin and had Mandarin all over her hands and then Kevin Rudd came over and was shaking him on tension shook her hand and there's When he shook her hand there was obviously Mandarin she said I'm sorry I've just got it all on my hands and so then he why he goes from shaking her hand to wiping it on himself like this and Made it on to the job. Did he say don't worry? I know a lot about Mandarin.
Oh, that's right But he didn't he didn't he but he was on rove live. I think I don't know if it was a what that do you remember what that? Oh, yeah What though remember rove rove doing that Jess do you remember that? Anyway, I don't think it was I want the but he did he had a segment where they're also following the campaign or playing funny clips and our Friends is in there and seeing Kevin Rudd it's a good Good being on a big road.
Yes. How annoying. You know the old office that we used to have in easy street What I used to work this was I think before we'd started the show you might have been away But overseas doing a trip usually I went in on a Saturday get a little bit of work done This one Saturday to tie it fucked up will Smith will Smith was at our office Belair because he was looking at me next door Mate he was at the art gallery next door. I mean the other time see I do you know who we ASAP Fergie's George?
You probably know I said fergie's yeah, I know he's one of the boys. I know yeah, he's I'm the ASAP He's huge ASAP Fergie's big, but he's no will Smith and say a step for was in doing the same thing looking next door I saw him but I was so annoyed that I didn't go to work that day because my head Moment you would have definitely I definitely would have tried to I definitely would have been obnoxious and got even a vlog Got him in a video. It would have been a video. It would have been really cool and can run Yeah, and I get it but I mean that would that's like my Jeff Jans moment like where I got it to film me as I said Hey, everyone.
I'm on a plane and I'm sitting next to Jeff Jans. Yeah, it's a balloon effect I reckon that I reckon he's really appreciate that. Yeah before like iPhones and stuff like yeah You've actually got a bit of production value in your meeting. Yeah now these kids are flat out film Can you like and the thing is that just imagine because I've watched Jeff Jans as a kid that was like my favorite cooking show I just I loved watching cooking shows as a kid.
I was like my go to also watching I used to watch that beauty and the the beast with a stanza manic. I was a kid Do you remember that he ended up dying but he it was a show where it was like a talk show format It was him in the middle. So it's like a conservative dude in the middle and then there was like women next to him And they were just like argue about things and it'd be like, oh, you're just the beauty shut up, you know Anyway, uh different time different time. You would have loved it.
Yes, you'd have gotten around it, but the But no the Jeff Jans thing I am I would watch that all of the time And so sitting next to him and keeping my like cool for the first like for the whole fly Yeah, and then mom and dad watching and knowing everything that's going on like I'm sure I was so obvious Like I'm sure even though I thought I was being cool. I was probably just like no So I only spoke to him as we started to um So I think that we timed it perfectly I think that my parents knew that this could be an absolute nightmare for Jeff And so I think I don't know what happened But I think I was so starstruck by the whole thing that I was just like that because he ended up doing salmon ads He did like a lot of stuff and he's own salmon potentially, but he um, I just remember just sitting there just being like, okay This is crazy. I'm not gonna say anything I'm just gonna be cool And that was until we started to descend and arrive to Hamilton Island that I just um said, you know Could I do a video like I'm a fan or whatever and then we started talking and he was there for a golf trip And I was there because um, my parents were at a radiator conference Oh, yeah, and I was in the radiator business back in the day and um, yeah, and I spoke about golf And he was like we should play that'd be great and I didn't see him through the whole trip But I can post on Instagram I got a photo not of human human eye, but me at the driving range of Hamilton Island So what he's saying is he got the next best thing is Josh alone by himself That's in the same area No, what was the question? Yeah, so I need to sort out like I've got heaps of tapes From when I was a kid that I need to digitize but then I also have VCDs which was the cheaper D Like it wasn't a DVD.
It was a video. I want a CD and the problem is I don't know if you remember but CD ROMs didn't hold much actual storage Fuck off. Do you remember that and they do you remember like the difference between like a a CD and an mp3 CD and some cars had mp3 CD players, which means you could fit heaps more songs. Yeah, look at all the good fun Yes, who's who's the most famous person you've seen him been to go?
Um in Bendigo. So a couple of hours outside of Melbourne. Would you say that you'd be able to sign in with Tully? So I think you mentioned that you and Tully could do a signing at one of the festivals No, I did not.
What would you say about me being like the second to cater Rouge obviously to come out of Bendigo? Oh, do you know what? Do you know Brony Moroni? No.
No. Oh, the song Brony Moroni, rather? No. No.
Who's it by? Sing it back? No, it's not. Actually, it would make Felt and John.
I've got a friend called Brony Moroni. You mean the Toy Story song? You've got a friend in me. What is it?
It's like I can't remember the goddamn name. It's so annoying. Oh, he was he gets old. He lives in Bendigo.
We used to have John Farnham used to live just on the other side of Bendigo. And so you'd drive past his house to go to like Aubrey in that side of downtown. All do you ever see him? You know those like all kind of no lives around here.
Do you see it? I love this. Oh, yeah, we will. Andy Lee and when he was with his ex girlfriend, Megan Gail, came to Bendigo and they made the newspaper as well, but everyone was like, oh my god, Andy Lee is in Bendigo.
I'm not a good story. Not that far. I mean, did you ever call them ranches? Like, do people have ranches in Bendigo?
No. No, you've got that far. What is that term? Ranch?
It's an American thing. Yeah, in the States, like it's a bit, you know, like celebrities have these ranches. Ranch from Spanish Rancho is an area of land including various structures given primarily to the practice of ranching, the practice of raising grazing livestock, such as cattle and sheep. Yeah, it's interesting when I use that term.
I guess it's... I just remember when you were talking about celebrities and like being younger. What about when we would go to like your Westfields and stuff for those big events? So I remember Bardo from post-stars at Dandenong Plaza and was just like filled and they just had, you know, they did that.
Did you guys go to any Westfields for any sort of celeb viewing? No, not for that stuff. I remember it happening though. You would have seen something teaching.
I feel like that's... Well, for the radio station would go, but even by then... First Sebastian would have been there. On the back end.
Like the radio station definitely did it. Never got the gigs of actually hosting the good quality of events, but you know, like look at what's happened. It's like it's gone from those celebrities appearing there to TikTok stars or YouTubers doing like surprise things that like Logan Paul shut down a Dubai whole entire like a huge complex from the amount of people that came because they knew he was there. The genoscans?
Remember those kids? The genoscans, yeah. They blew up and like they had thousands of young girls going to shopping centers and just going mad. And now it's at the point like TikTok stars.
It's like I was hearing that there's a restaurant in Hollywood that is TikTok stars go there. And it's known it's like a great stake establishment that's now being overrun because the Tiktokers are all going there. All these like millionaire TikTok kids. It's bizarre.
I've not even heard of those brothers. No, the genoscans. Well, a long time ago they were doing like rap ads. The rap ads doing some...
People were in Hanson. No, no, no, no, no. But not even... Did they see you?
They rode the wave. Like I did a video with them where I met them in a park. No joke. I'd met them in a park and they're a part of the doggy.
I wasn't quite there, but it was close. It was real close. But I was doing meeting in the park. I was in contact with their mum and spoke to them.
I didn't know under age. And got into the car park. Got into the car park and we did this video. Anyway, the point being at that point they hadn't completely got on the wave.
But then they ended up moving to LA. They were living in this house in Hollywood Hills and they did a movie deal. They made music. They traveled around England.
They did like a full tour. So I was like stage shows and they get thousands and thousands of people visiting. But now they don't fuck all. I think it's like the waves.
The waves. It's not so well anymore for them. Have you seen this? I'm just trying to search it now.
There was a Netflix thing that Brian and I saw last night that we put in our to watch category. But it's this dude. This isn't a Cameron or something. But he's an influencer.
And it's just like one of these classic sort of documentaries where they just follow around a celebrity. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, it is a bit of feel of them. I just googled Jeff Jans because I'm not super familiar with who he is.
And the first in the it says he's also on the cover of a rare rainforest book known to very few. One of the last known copies was stolen and never recovered in the mid 2000s. So Jeff Jans how do they know that? So Jeff Jans what have we got?
Yeah, it's like an Australian chef. Now that's it. Is it Jans or Jama? Jans J-A-N-S-Z.
That's why we should get our hands on that book. That would be great. I don't know him. Ah yeah yeah yeah.
Who's massive? Human Ian Hewittson. Ah, Huey. Huey was big, you know.
He would always... Ian had an obsession with cleaning the plate. I don't know if you remember that. With these little t-tales.
He always had a t-tail. Whatever he was just like rubbing it down or whatever. Does that make you think of something like a vinegar on your t-tail? That's something to come in.
It's a little... It must make him a t-tail. He did have a barbecue establishment for a while in South Melbourne. Did he?
Yeah. Yeah, I remember it was one of them. Troy Street? Did he own that one?
Huey? He's a... He was called Huey's. Huey's cooking eventually.
Huey's cooking eventually. What are you laughing at, Chewie? Ah, just Australian, Jess. It's quite funny.
Yeah, it is great. I mean, they were the pioneers of the, you know, the television shifts. I'm sorry, I paved the way, baby. The Pete Evans.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think of Pete Evans? Jess? Oh, it's that guy that's...
Yeah, he's quite controversial. Yeah, with his... I mean, people were yelling, there's Pete Evans at the supermarket when George didn't have his mask on. He was classic mistake.
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. I actually do search him on Instagram occasionally just to see what he's up for. Because he posts an outrageous stuff.
And you can't... I think he's been like semi-cancelled. Because he doesn't really come up. He's definitely been handsome.
Oh, he's been cheering. Like Shadow Band, yeah. Like if you're following him, I'm not following him. Or you're spelling his name wrong.
You could actually type in Chef Pete Evans. Not telling anyone to do this, but yeah, he is just... He's lost the plot that guy. Like the stuff that he's saying is just crazy.
He's talking about Shadow Band. I just remember the documentary I watched a while you were at there, Jess. No, sorry. Do you want to get...
Copy the queue. That's right. That's right. Copy the queue to wrap it up, Josh.
Okay, we'll wrap it up. She's actually not joking on it. It's just a good way of finishing. Well, you're in trouble, aren't you?
Okay. Yeah, what I was just going to mention was an anarchist cookbook. There was a book that was sort of made famous from Michael Moore's documentary Bowling for Columbine because they found out that the kids who shot up the school, they read an anarchist cookbook. And it was how to make...
It was bomb making, basically. And the guy who wrote that book before he died did a video where he's like, I regret basically writing this book, but he doesn't own the rights to the book. So if you go on to Amazon to try and buy it, it has a note from the author, which is saying, hey, don't buy this book, which is quite interesting. It is interesting.
It sounds like you're better. Yeah, fine. Well, hang on, hang on, hang on. Me and GB do I get to do shows together that often, right?
It's true. Oh, yeah. And I just thought it was funny that today we are doing a show together and something's happened today to my family or my sister, rather, that I want to share it with GB because I feel like you'd appreciate it. Okay, great.
Okay. She made champions. I met champions. Sorry.
Mum texted me this this morning. I know you can't say it, but maybe we can share it. Plans changed. Oh, this is great.
Is this in the bendy-go advertising? I can't say it, but if this is the bendy-go advertising. Oh, she's on the front cover. And she was on the news.
That's not it. I know. Crack that in. Big picture as well.
Because obviously we, yeah, we did that segment on hump day about PRing herself, obviously. And so she peed out her self. Pedard? Pedard?
I mean, I feel like the hospital. Pedard. Yeah, she wasn't. She didn't do our impressed race.
No. She was so funny. On the news segment, you can see her giggling away behind us. So is this Hannah?
Or is this Hannah? Hannah, yeah. Yeah. Any thoughts of her needing a podcast?
Does she want to do one now? Yeah, she's big time. Big time. I mean, she could talk about all the no swabs.
No swabs stories. That'd be fun. That'd be fun. No swab.
Oh, no swabs. She knows swabs. Or what about on the nose? On the nose.
On the nose. On the nose. Oh, yeah, like that. Yeah, maybe she could do a podcast where she chats for two minutes as she's doing the nose thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all the banter that she has with people. All right, just lift your head up here. Welcome to the nose.
All right. What about in the nose? Well, later on, COVID? In the nose.
In the nose. Really good. That's the joke. I mean, unfortunately, for her, she's not really helping to find vaccines and that kind of thing.
But I mean, she's still helping, I suppose. Yeah, that's such a such thing to say. Yeah. As you sit in your bedroom, talk about vaccines.
So, you know, it's another talk show. Thank you, Jessica, coming on. Thank you, GB, hump day replay. Those two are on it every single Wednesday.
Can you announce who your next guest is going to be? Yeah, sure. Crystal Andrews. Oh, great.
Good light up for that. Crystal's gone out on her own, which is very exciting. She's doing cool stuff. Cool.
Yeah. I feel a little bit out of my depth, because she's very smart, but we'll see. Well, you know if you'll end up in this combo? Yeah, let's go.
It's fine. It's fine. All right, Auntie Masker. Let's wrap it up.
All righty. Have a good one, guys. Enjoy your Sunday. So, tomorrow have a good one.
See you guys.