EPISODE · Jul 3, 2026 · 1H 49M
882 - Help! Trapped in the Library
from A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan · host Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
Fourth of July kickoff and America's 250th birthday America 250 logo roast and AI design jokes OG Tom and Dan episode with the studio audience Publix free cookies and Maisie's coupon obsession Honey browser extension and extreme family frugality Maisie talking parents out of expensive purchases Fourth of July plans and Founding Fathers trivia George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and young America Hamilton musical complaints and founding era history Callers share holiday weekend plans Gluten sensitivity debate and hot dog talk Seth's barbecue and Pyrospot fireworks shopping Pyrospot warehouse tour and massive fireworks purchases Fireworks finale strategy and cool fuse-lighting techniques Outrageous Halloween stunt callback US Men's National Team win and World Cup excitement Stadium atmosphere, giant drinks and celebrity sightings Great America theme park and Santa Clara World Cup traffic Soccer riots, Air Force 1 jokes and travel stories Work-life balance, vacations and business ownership Alcatraz visit and San Francisco travel VAR complaints, red cards and offside frustration Orlando City, replay reviews and hydration breaks Winning the World Cup prediction pool Wekiva camping trip and RV rental Camping gear overload and "loader's curse" St. Cloud Fourth of July celebration Shy bladder story, Flomax and comedy side effects Florida beach crowds and holiday barbecue plans Music breaks and parody radio promos Garage cleanup, pool day and free Sky King fireworks Wine dinners, Science of Wine and getting unexpectedly drunk Taking Monday off after the holiday Vacation morning beers and camping breakfasts Supergirl movie review and comic controversy Distracted driving, Facebook crashes and phone addiction Buckman Charles, family cookout and Ohio State talk Electric bike DUI, scooters and horse DUI debate Sur-Ron bikes, Baldwin Park wheelies and police crackdowns High-protein meal ideas and Heinz 57 nostalgia Heinz 57 vs. A1 and Worcestershire obsession Japanese soy sauce etiquette and stadium cleanup Vegetable gardens vs. tropical landscaping Maisie learning to cook homemade hash browns Limiting kids' screen time and family cooking Could the R-Team beat Seth Petruzelli? Seth's retirement, anxiety and fighter mindset EJ's jiu-jitsu confidence and Whopper motivation Fast-food special order frustrations Tesla FSD stops for distracted pedestrian Phone zombies and public awareness Naples Fourth of July parade and holiday overtime Cocaine jokes and delayed ejaculation bit Car door dings ruining a mint-condition car Church parking lot horror story England, World Cup predictions and underdog championships Miracle on Ice and US World Cup hopes Overused show phrases and speech habits Southern accent, "rasslin'" and OtterBox jokes Origins of common sayings America has more libraries than McDonald's or Starbucks BDM Show returns Tuesday after the holiday Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce relationship discussion Kanye West's Taylor Swift wax figure Closing Fourth of July safety wishes and weekend recap tease ### Website https://tomanddan.com/ BDM https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/ Watch Live YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TomandDanLive Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive Follow Us Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/ X: https://x.com/TomAndDanLive RSS Feeds ACT: https://feeds.libsyn.com/61976/rss AMT: https://feeds.libsyn.com/18904/rss BDM: https://feeds.libsyn.com/37121/rss
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