884 - Talking Blood Butt

    •    Comedian Amy LaCour opens the Friday free show     •    Tom Segura and Christina P split, cancer rumors, and healthier divorce     •    Amy's Blue Mountains theme and second-favorite "Cour" jokes     •    Dracula's "Your Titties" song ending     •    Blue Ridge cabin trip with Florida Comedy Collective president Chandy     •    Babyland General, Mother Cabbage, elderly nurses, and Cabbage Patch nostalgia     •    Childhood toys, smells, Pound Puppies, and homemade knockoffs     •    AI helping reverse-engineer homemade toys     •    Hiking, fishing, grave sites, river time, and improved hip mobility     •    Comedy Collective retreat for grants, the website, and future planning     •    Relaxing vacations versus nonstop activities and wasted mornings     •    Manasota Key family trip and lukewarm hot springs in 27-degree weather     •    Tourist shops, small-town wandering, and red-sauce meatloaf     •    Fast walkers, slow groups, and moving too quickly to make memories     •    Last of the Mohicans waterfall, Hanging Rock, and fear of the woods     •    Emergency outdoor pooping and ancestral squat theories     •    Facebook clickbait fueling food scares and show content     •    Lake Howell and Lake Jesup blue-green algae warnings     •    Kissing a contaminated fish for $10 and waiting for symptoms     •    Algae exposure risks for adults and children     •    Recurring lumps, bloody stool, insurance, and avoiding doctors     •    New Transformers pinball machine from Pinball Dudes     •    Plus Tax song "Nauseous"     •    Hot Tub and Mini Fridge Morning Show parody     •    Amy LaCour's Shit Sandwich at Bull and Bush     •    Forgetting promotions, phone numbers, commercials, and recent events     •    Turning 50, fearing dementia, and feeling healthier than a decade ago     •    Stool talk, bloody-stool jokes, and "misinformation improv"     •    YouTube growth and confidently wrong discussions     •    Zoolander still holds up     •    "Mail-on-mail," drunken apologies, and EMWP's censored nickname     •    Forgotten drunken radio calls and Cabin preserving embarrassing audio     •    VHS, MiniDisc, and lost terrestrial radio recordings     •    Modern phones, cars, doorbells, cameras, and clouds recording everything     •    Snapchat screenshots and private photos shared through family accounts     •    Drinking alone, dinner invitations, threats, and performative masculinity     •    Adult dinner parties, oyster roasts, galas, and Batman-style formality     •    Meal-kit cooking with kids and interviewing guests about unusual jobs     •    Trump-sized suits and prank phone calls     •    Loud old-school fathers versus quiet, considerate parenting     •    Garage smoothies, clutter, and avoiding waking the family     •    Generational trauma and breaking inconsiderate fatherhood habits     •    Affection struggles, suppressed feelings, and spouse-dependent moods     •    Thoughtfulness, masculinity, and marriage as an equal partnership     •    Teaching children consideration and healthy relationships     •    Wayne Ivey, Wheel of Fugitive, and celebrity sheriffs     •    Elected sheriffs prioritizing publicity and reelection over qualifications     •    Grady Judd, Mike Chitwood, and theatrical law-enforcement branding     •    Outdated government rules and voters choosing familiar names     •    Concrete Mike's duck story and the classic "Duck Job" impression     •    Early internet comedy spreading through email and copied WAV files     •    Buzz Sutherland identified as the creator of "Duck Job"     •    Duck Job misattributed to Adam Sandler and Robin Williams     •    Tracking down Buzz Sutherland and why viral creators rarely profit     •    Studio heat, thermostat battles, and dad-style AC savings     •    Florida Comedy Collective open mics and shows     •    "Bring on the Psychics" song and trouble accepting compliments     •    Ocala-to-Cape Coral driving and Florida's unofficial 80-mph limit     •    South Florida traffic, dirt bikes, banshees, and ignored road laws     •    Baldwin Park e-bike crackdowns and kids doing endless wheelies     •    Late-night South Florida drive and passing troubled vehicles     •    Boat, RV, door, chain, and dragging-equipment travel disasters     •    Helping endangered drivers instead of filming them for clout     •    Semi-truck fire closing the Turnpike near Jupiter     •    Police redirecting traffic backward and through a median     •    Two-hour closure turning an 11 p.m. return into 1:30 a.m.     •    Maisie becoming obsessed with watching the news ### Website: https://tomanddan.com/ BDM: https://tomanddan.com/registration Merch: https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TomandDanLive Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/ X: https://x.com/TomAndDanLive ACT RSS: 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