Welcome to Turbo Chatter, number nine. Not just nine, just nine, just nine, just nine. So how is everyone in? Yeah, I've had a word with my agent and I've had a break on my busy schedule to join you guys tonight.
Yeah, for his lucky company. Yeah, nice. It's funny, on the Turbo chat, Matt goes, I like to issue eight or whatever it was. Talk about that and it's like, join us, nothing.
Because he didn't listen to the Turbo. But the thing is, if you listen to it, what we got to listen to was the first five. No, I just like you off. That's what I'm saying, I've had a word with my agent and because I'm, I can Billy Bigbolic's over here now, aren't I?
Yeah, I know. He's betting everyone. I do apologize. I did apologize.
Yeah, and I did apologize to the listeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked my contribution to that. When you're on a live stream now, we are getting some text and I was saying, oh, it's good to have Matt back.
We're really glad to have you back on Matt. Yeah, I can just see you on the screen there from Columbus, Ohio. Yeah, it's nice to hear Matt again. Who's your role, boy?
Yeah, no, he is doing it. Yeah, Jano, Jano, was he been there before? He's not, he's new. Yeah, OG, they say.
OG, yeah. I am OG. OG. What are you saying, and we're cracking over there in Canada?
Yeah, I'm just here. Canadian part of the studio. Bit of snow and cold weather recently, but the sun's breaking it through today, boys. Yeah, I'm seeing all that when you're Instagram and fucking it's nice crazy over there still, man.
We've had a beautiful day today. Beautiful day. It looks really nice out there. But yeah, fucking, we had all the snow clear, nice and sunny, bam, snow back to minus 12.
Do you get these delicious sandwiches? It's cold. It swings around actually, isn't it? Yeah, but if somebody takes those sandwiches, you know, if someone's guaranteeing that sandwich, I don't really care what it's doing outside.
Yeah, sure, I'll have these sandwiches. My testicles in my stomach, but I'm having a hand-to-face sandwich. It's taking it. You would take it.
Yeah, you've got to dress warm. Yeah, yeah. I do like wearing long johns and fermos. So it's a good excuse to wear long johns.
Yeah, I wear them pretty much every day. Yeah, definitely. You're up on the rooms, so you need long johns. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty windy.
Yeah, pretty windy windy. I'm pretty nice up there. I'd say that I got nice of a hand, but instead I was curled up in the feet position in my bed. Teeth my eyes.
Yeah. I'm going to go like this, and I'm like this. No, you're business. Yeah, I think it's a pride, do they?
So there's no everything about it, isn't it? Just leave it at night. He's had a difficult day. That's what it matters.
Oh, I'm going to go back to the live chat. Oh, sad faces. Rosie, we're sorry to say that you've been in the back. Oh, kiss kiss kiss.
Where they from? Latin Columbus, Ohio, and Russia. Oh, oh. Yeah, I'll walk on my walk.
Yeah, I'll walk on my walk. We've got a couple now coming in from London. They're just saying it's really good to hear all four of your boys are back on. We love it when they're all together.
Yeah. Hugs and kisses. It's a lot of just saying super turbo, super turbo. Super turbo, super turbo.
I mean, that's a good thing. That's trending. I mean, if anyone's on Twitter, super turbo is trending out. Robious reasons.
The next one says get to the beers. Oh, there's always one in there. Yeah, get to the beers. That's from real, real lover.
He's a, he's a, he's a, every time we do one he's. Beep, beep, beep, beep. All right, we have a compound. God, what was we, we get on to the first beer then?
Well, it's right, right. I mean, we're doing it the classic way when we've got all four of us super turbo. So obviously Johnny is not going to do the same as us because he's being in the box as we know. He's agent, okay.
He just gets him whatever done it. Where are we getting sponsored by our point? Exactly. And we're also going to be smoking in the corner and we'll jump into the way we're now again just to see how the older, the cushy's is working.
That's right. So yeah, go for the first beer. I'm sorry, I'll first beer. Yeah, yours and my first beer.
Yeah. We've got to start off with, we're jamming. Oh, yeah. He's the oldest.
Strawberry Lager. So he's to, that's exactly how Bob Marley, he likes his doughnut. That's like that, don't he? He does.
He does. He says to me, I would like to do that. He's all, we jamming. So, you know, Bob Marley's doing there.
I do like that candle mate. It's a nice can. How would you describe that can? Pop up and it.
It is pop up. Pop up. Pop up and it's all about art quite a lot on this show. Yeah, it's all about pop up.
It's all about pop up and it's all about pop up. Pop up and it's all about pop up. Is that one of the Audi beers? Yeah, of course it's all about, yeah.
You've got to chuck one of them and get so started. They're good. Yeah, they are. They're valid for money mate.
I mean, don't expect big things from them, but they always, like, not quite as we say quite a lot. They're not quite as refined as you're other beers, but anything you want, they're fucking knock it off for you now, don't you? Yeah, they're never bad though. No, no, you're drinkable.
Yeah, they're really drinkable. They're really drinkable, but the most points are going to get poor. Yeah, there we go. Is it strawberry then?
How's it sniff? Yeah, it's not super, super strong, but you can get that nice little fruit you know in there. That's got that metal in it. We talked about before, I think it's got a down nose.
Yeah, it's not that strong at all. In terms of the strawberry or the jam in there, it's got a weak jam. Yeah, you could sink it. Easy.
How strong is it? It's 4.5. It's not a bad for the sort of beers that we normally go for, that's on the low end, don't it really? That is, yeah.
If you get in your crafts and stuff lately, that sort of thing. That and some of that you might have a nice cold pint of that. Yeah, perfect, can it? Again, I think what was the thing I wanted before, but if you put some ice in that, I don't think it'd be a bit straight with it.
Definitely, yeah. Yeah, it's kind of, I mean, if you're into your old copper burger, your cider's, you know, your bottled cider's, fruit cider's, that would work for you. Yeah. If you're just a cider drink and you want to slip in, that's a, you know, weird jam in from the old founders.
Yeah, founders batch, but I mean, it's your, it's your own. You're doing how do you fucking, you know what you're finding out? Yeah, yeah, that go. It's not quite as sweet because you know what they're saying, the fruit cider's, they're always really sweet.
Yeah, you're hard, but enough to just come out for you. This one's still quite quite, because it's obviously hot tonight. You've got a bit of finish to it. So, but I can't wait.
You could take, like, that's the journey for somebody. You could have them on a copper bag, we're jamming and then slip them into a... step down. I can always juice or something.
No, I don't think you could jump straight to an always juice mate. It's not enough punch in, enough kind of backbones. It's really quite a light drop. You could do that outy knockoff elvistus and then make it up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that was fucking meant for something, meant for boulevard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, that's the route, you need a bridge, another bridge there, just between...
Yeah, you need a bridge between, between wheel and fake. Yeah. Really nice, really enjoyable. What's the colour like?
Is it, is it a bit red, is it? Yeah, it's, yeah, I mean, it's, it's a lager, you can put it on a sort of dark render, but it's not a red tinge to it. Yeah. Oh, it's a lager, no, it's not a pair of little...
It's a lager, it's a... Yeah, it's a strawberry lager. Yeah, a lot of lagers on here, either. We don't, we don't.
I think any lager we ever had on is the Tony Rebel key, like, I don't know if you even had it, we tried it. We don't think we had it, yeah, we tried it. We don't think we had it, yeah. It's sunk it, yeah.
That's a nice lager, if you ever see that one, don't know. What was that? It's one of Tony Rebel, boy, is it like Key Long Lager? Green can, I mean, can.
It's just proper fucking fresh, you know, you could just... Oh, it's a beautiful drop, it's the king of lager, you know, it's right up there. You could drink that all day long. But this for me, because I'm kind of nursing my hangover, this is a perfect being myself back in there.
Like, this is, like, Ben tried it, you know, Ben tried it, you know, Ben, yeah, many years ago down in Rob Rife, we're all struggling, they are, and Ben went for the strawberry beer, which wasn't, I don't think it was wise choice, but maybe it was a good choice. You know what he was doing? We just went straight on the lager, and it's decided to sign it up. I needed that fucking sugar.
What's true? Or grozy. Don't get that like before. Fuck it, Adam.
Yeah, it was like a fucking... He's horrible fucking... He's a glue kind of the container. He's fucking siding it.
He's left on his balcony for about six months. He's fucking shit-fucking-in-it. We had that, and it's incredible. It's a fucking terrible night.
It's a fucking teary teary night. That's when we were London celebrities, not me. We were all grown up. Everyone in London would tell us.
Oh, yes, they're so bad. It's Fred Tuss, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. We actually did that. Yeah. You know.
Good times. Anyway, yeah, really enjoyable. Nice cheeky little drop, and like I said, for someone who's a bit delicate, that's a good way to get yourself back on the... ...your boot.
...yeah. ...backing now. You wouldn't want to do what I'm on, and the triple hazy to get you back in. Probably not, but then again.
You swim the same as the pen as the shallow end, don't you really? Yeah. He might as well. He's pulling them out today.
He might as well, won't you? I like that. Yeah, he's stuck in with a 9.5. Well, he's got no sort of...
...he's just straight in before. He's done like a shit-nuzzy. No, he doesn't. Listen, he doesn't really matter to him.
He's trying to numb the whole feeling. We're excited about getting us all together in a bit. John, it's a bit of a problem. He'll always be fucking pissed for the first two minutes.
Yeah, exactly. Kind of a race-set straight in mind. Yeah. I was going to say, I'm like men and black, you know what I mean?
We can't talk about that, can't we? Yeah. But I wouldn't say I'm good to someone else who's in that film because you let us down. You know, you don't let me down.
That was when he was cool, Ernie, so we can talk about when he was cool. I suppose you can, but it's like Chris Benwire, you know what I mean? The rest of the time, obviously, he killed his wife and his son. And he was one of the most technically gifted wrestlers of all time.
He's still... I know Wilshire didn't do anything but... He was going to kill his wife. Did he have a generator?
He was going to be fucking wild. And his son. He's fucking men's who, I can't believe it. That's why he's actually killing his wife and son.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, take away from your house. That's why he's not known as... Unknown...
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... ... Is there any alcohol in there? No, no, no, nothing is it?
Oh, God. You could easily, this is probably the most dangerous beer. That mouthfeel. Yeah.
I can't get over that. It's like it's juice, mate. Yeah. It's literally just like it's orange juice, isn't it?
With a little bit of sour kick to it. You could drink that nonstop, I think. Especially in the sun, you'd be thinking, ask, quency my first. That's probably the most dangerous beer we've had, I think, on here, because it's just, like, sesame, I don't stop, you could drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, yeah, literally.
It's never fucking real, I'd never be an employee. If we had sponsors, at this point, we could say, this is the... I get it. ...Cronoburgs, because we want that response to that, we all cause something like that.
Big names. Cronoburgs, beer of the week. Ah, yeah. I'm talking about Cronoburgs.
You wouldn't know. But it is the beer of the week. Yeah, it is. Right, the moment it is.
But it's just, yeah, I mean, I've got to add that before, so I brought it in specifically before, because I wanted to go on it. I'm real. So where did you pick that up? Tesco's at fucking town.
I mean, obviously, boys, I've seen them around more. I mean, obviously they're fucking business now, but the sour isn't really going to hit the mainstream. So you never really get to sour in your Tesco's and all these insane breeds and all that shit. But they've got to get into Tesco's now, so.
But I'd fucking recommend it. It's just fucking beautiful. You've got to try it. You've got to try it, isn't it?
Yeah, maybe it might not be a favourite beer of all time, or anything, but the experience you're getting at that is crazy. Because it's not like any fucking beer I ever had, is it? It's just... But the way it coats that glass.
I know, mate. Like it's a fucking... And it's got a nice little kind of... on a tip of tongue, it keeps it fizzy.
Just on a tip there. So it's not super fizzy or anything when you're drinking it, but it's still lively. It's still got enough life in it that kind of just tingles on your tongue and it takes just to finish your office. If anyone, like, you've got to try this.
Listen, if I'm saying that I've anything tonight, you've got to try this beer because I just... You can't really describe putting into words like what it's like doing it. It's mad. Yeah, it's mad.
Yeah. But yeah, I'd give it a five-star because it's just... Oh, I'll give it a five-star. Lovely.
Like Matt said, we've never had a beer like that. I've never had a beer like that. And it's just cheeky in it. It's a nice...
And you can just... again, you pull one over. Put this into an orange juice carton on the train. And then pull yourself to orange juice, you know, in front of everyone.
Yeah. And then just... Even if the busking got to come over, at trainco.com, and he said, what have you got there then? You saw he brought it out and just came out and he still didn't trust it.
And he went, I'm a fucking sipped then. Sipped in. I think you've left that in the sun a bit long way. And that's all the thing.
Exactly. Stumbled it over. It's a bit too bad. It's a bit too bad.
Yeah, I mean, what was you doing? Who's a busking doctor? I want to say that's... Why was he...
Why were you in a fucking train for me? He's still fucking... He's already pissed. Trust him.
He's like, you're beautiful. I like it. So, do you reckon you could drink that any time? Or is it...
Do you reckon you could drink that with dinner? Or... Or what? I could drink that.
Oh, no. Anybody... If that... If anyone said I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to be in the old fucking triple-footed mango sour from Pulcy.
At any point in time, I'll be like, yeah. They could wake me up at like three in the morning. You wake up when someone's caught it in your mouth. That's how you wake up.
It's just a look. Carry on. Yeah, that's fine. No, no, thanks boys.
I would say though, that the old Turbo 64 island would definitely serve that as well. Yeah. They'd take him over that. They'd go fucking commission him.
The thing is, they're going to flatten that tiki bar mate. They're going to be a barkle for vault in there. Yeah, I mean, that's what it is happening. I don't mind it.
No, because it's fucking beautiful. The old boys still got shot. The same old boys. Yeah, it's just the company being brought out.
Yeah. It was like Tiki Toms, but now it's fucking Vultsey. Yeah. Yeah, same fucking Picard.
They turned it up a bit. They fucking paid. No, that shit. And they got other fucking crafts.
And she's like, oh, yeah, you were. Not necessarily the one. Not yet. No.
But other stuff might come along. Yeah. The same old boys works. He's getting the same money.
He's got the same benefits as well. Yeah. Exactly. I think you get the gym membership.
You do get the gym membership. Yeah. So he's better off. He's doing these.
It seems like Jim though. You know, he's in the sauna though. He says I'm going to a gym. So he's like, oh, he's in the gym.
But what he means is he's having a little jacuzzi. He's having a sauna. He's having a steam room. He's having a smoothie.
He's having a little pool next to the pool. Just like you know what I mean? He's sitting there for three hours. Is he all right?
He's sitting there for three hours now. Yeah. He's like getting it everywhere. He's just leaving.
He's fine. Yeah. He's like, he's happy. He's happy.
I mean, he's a bit of an old fellow. I can't, you know, when we go in there and try and make conversation with him. It seems like he don't like me. That's what I'm getting.
He doesn't really want to give me anything back. He's met you know, any other thing that's to do? Right. Yeah.
He's been in that part and obviously stuff's happened. So he knows you. He's an architect. He's an architect.
He's watched kids. And he's watched never a tweet, never surrender. And he's realized which one of those you are. And that's why he didn't like that.
Right. Yeah. We get on it, don't we? Yeah.
We enjoy sitting in an concert. Oh, because we also don't have to have any comments. Yeah. Maybe I join you or will do we not like that.
No, I will play like that. I think like if you came in joined us, that would be the only time you ever actually went to the gym and was going on the bike or something. Right. And then it would be like, actually me.
No, it's not going to do. It's not going to do. I really needed to do what I was saying. Right.
No. It's not going to do. Right. Right?
Right. No. I wouldn't want to say anything. What, where we go next then?
We've had the orange table, which is. Yeah, I what we're doing the all stars. I think it's up to it. Yeah, we're halfway through that all star Jonny time in it.
Got you might as well might might me. Yeah, Jonny's birthday. He can introduce a segment. All right, so long-term listeners will be familiar of this premise.
It's the all stars and because it is my birthday tomorrow, I'll have the recording. Brian suggested a Jonny or Jonathan all stars. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's Luke. Don't worry, Jonny.
It's pretty slim picking. Jack, but I think we've got a little bit of Peter, Jon, Jonny, Jonathan. Well, I went to, I stuck with Jonathan. I found a, because you said real fiction.
Yeah, correct. Yeah. So I found, I've got, I've got my list of five here. You probably do, and it may be because.
Yeah, most of my, Jon's. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, I did that as well. That's in the bracket.
No, I'm not. That's how we work in it. Yeah, my first one was over with Jon from Ross. And I'm like, definitely I'm one of my kids.
No, I'm not. I'm not. There's not loads of Jonathan. Just there.
So, I suppose the problem is maybe you'll just have to, the defining vote, Jon. You're not going to have to tie because you are Jon. So you get to. Yeah, it does get to.
Yeah, I know. Yeah. But like I said before, if you listen to the turbo, zero all stars, you know what we did to Jamie Thomas and that. Beerus, letting owner of the company.
We didn't, we didn't put it in. We did the video. We made him the coach. Yeah, he's coach.
So on my list, you know, like, if Jonny slips himself out there, you know, he's not going to be on my list. But you know, you can be the coach, Jonny. Thanks. He's always going to be the coach.
Yeah, Jonny, it's the first name for himself. So Jonny, Jonny, want to kick us off him? Yeah, Jonny, you can start the Jonny's yet. Cool.
So my first one is Jonathan Davies. Is the, do you know who that is? No. Don't think so.
It's the front man from Corn. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's not bad yet. That's good. I like that.
What's your reason then? I did have that as a suggestion. Corn are fucking sick and it's named Jonathan. So.
Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'll have one more, do I need it? Okay. Does anyone else have him?
I don't know. No. I don't think we have too many crossovers. I really don't know.
We're just gonna have to like. All right, go and we'll, you've got. Oh, I don't know who I want to name first. I'm going to go with, ah, there's too many.
I've got, I'm going to go with one who I think, at least Ryan, maybe both, all three of you will have it. I'm going to go with John Cena. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Okay. I thought about John Cena. Well, I didn't think about it.
When I googled famous John's. He did come up. He came up. He came up in the world.
But unfortunately, we were like, I respect what he did for the game, but he just he went on my list. That was not what he was. He's not top on the list. That's why for an outburst.
Yeah, not bad. Not bad for I, you know, it's decent. So we've got, you've got Cena and it's the corn. I'm making note of the, no, I didn't try to do it.
I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Yeah. It's not the fucking broken pence I know.
I didn't do it. Yeah. I know. All right.
Go on them. Matt, you do yours. I've got Johnny Blaze. Do you know what I'm going to do?
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's, that's pretty good. Yeah.
That's pretty good, man. That is a good one. Yeah. That didn't even think about it.
You know, this is no way you picked him. That is ridiculous. Johnny Blaze is obviously a ghost rider. And he's obviously he's fucking sweet ass stunt cyclist.
And I was going through that fucking the flamethrower, because obviously you had Johnny Blaze, but you also had Johnny Storm. Exactly. And the trouble was it's like, oh, who'd you go with? They're both flamethds.
Yeah. They're both hot heads. Who'd you choose? I felt that Johnny Blaze was more on our level.
I thought we'd more likely bump into him in a pub that we went in to be with Johnny Storm. Yeah. Storm's a fucking Kardashian, fucking celebrity, fucking amazing. Yeah.
Where's Blaze is more of your fucking diaper, fucking drink. He's an alcoholic. Yeah. And he'd be welcomed into the table with Taffy.
Exactly. He'd enjoy being there. Yeah. So he's fucking eating a bar.
Like, we was on fire. So I mean, there's flames away by the place. And he's over for obviously. Yeah.
I mean, he's welcoming it. And he's either sound the boy. So yeah. It's not a fire hazard though.
Because if the fraud's Taffy. It's a lot of fucking hands in the table. But I ain't getting that. Johnny, don't come to the table.
No, no, no, no. Don't worry about Johnny. Johnny, don't worry about Johnny. There's no one something on fire in the table.
Yeah. It's not with his hard nuts. But it's fine. I've got to fucking fire exactly.
You're trying to fire. Don't worry about it. When was the last of us? 30 years ago.
Yeah. That's why. Yeah. So what you said?
What's wrong with that then? Yeah. He's caping them on my energy. Yeah, I know.
Big time anyway. Yeah. It's a guy named Rosie Eason. So my mum's a John.
And I've got John Cleese. Yes. Yes. No, he's turning into everyone's fucking damn.
Right. And that was my next pick. That's all. No.
So Mr. Cleese could be getting on the... I'm just talking in classic. I mean, if Michael Palin's name was John Palin, I'm all a paler man.
If my name was John, I could have been in it. It's not. So yeah, John Palin is... But yeah, John Cleese is my...
Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I just... It is sort of turning to everyone's fucking moaning old dad. Yeah, he's struggling with the fucking changing of the world and stuff.