$899 Cat Turd Machines, Late-Night Texts & the Bourbon Virus #246 Jack Murphy Podcast

Jack, Daniel, and Alpha are back with another unfiltered round of rants, laughs, and current events. Jack declares war on the $899 Litter-Robot 5 Pro (and the whole idea of keeping a box of cat poop in the house), shares a Facebook brawl that instantly turned into Trump Derangement Syndrome, and reveals his new personal crusade: banning group text chats forever after getting bombarded with 150 messages in the middle of the night. Plus: • How many times a day is it normal to fart? • The new “Bourbon virus” carried by Lone Star ticks • A hilariously inappropriate old song from Bendover Records • Explosive details from Dr. Fauci’s diary (including Barbara Streisand’s personal health crisis) • Updates on Israel, Hamas, Iran, the Houthis, and Ukraine • And a birthday shout-out to Missy Straight talk, zero filter, and plenty of laughs from North Carolina, Atlanta, and Virginia. Subscribe, like, and drop a comment — and for the love of sleep, please mute the group chat at night.