I don't know when to take you seriously. Okay, how can you take me seriously with shit like that? You guys know because she goes I think you do want your James folder like that. I got it would be nice.
You know It would be nice. They sit nice or in the drawer. Yeah. No Podcast there's a clip that little said so is our panorones.
We're gonna get a clip to introduce myself I talk about some panorones. I've been around as I say today is how we almost have fun. That's what you say. Hello I guess today is Captain Sideris.
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I did text please. I'm eight minutes away. Yeah, that's very exact That's what I'm saying. So just all leading in so this is personal folding jeans in a very unique way to pretty flat So how do you say that text your wife?
Yeah, well, it was TikToks. I mean TikToks are a bit of fun. It's better than Instagram. I think also to which shit on there.
Yeah, and There was a there was a retail worker and obviously you know high-end store and I had this technique with folding jeans and how they display them and sort of thought it'd be nice if my jeans were folded like that after that were washed and pressed So I sent it to my wife and said I'd like my jeans folded like this. Yeah, and what does she reply do itself? Sprux, so you'd be practicing all day. I'm gonna follow myself.
You know what? And then I get an exercise that you bring Listen, check this out. Try for your jeans like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you're not the problem with that is You're not the problem with that is they then realize you have the ability you get right to do stuff, right?
Okay, then you're actually great when we first My first thing watching up and was like the good dinner plates from the wedding and I broke through and I'm bad Do badly with consequences I like that the good dinner plates. I like the good dinner plates and then the day we might take the plastic off the lounge You use a new shoe to it. It's probably an arranged marriage. Yeah, it's just it was getting Nicely came off those that council's been used for the first time.
Yeah, pretty good pretty good. Just working away With you know my real job being a chiropractor But with all this COVID stuff, it's been it's given me a lot of time to fly Within the state within the state. Yeah within the state, but you know, I've discovered some interesting places I've gone to actually you like this one. I've got a taro right?
There's all these places that important. Yeah, yeah, and it's real shit hot Yeah, but so you just been traveling around just putting my finger on someone on the map and saying okay What's the closest they bought today? It's called the toner dollar burger So that's what's been happening We're coming to the whole season and now it's really flying too far away So there's a lot of road trips like any tips I mean you did say you're a chiropractor like just for traveling long distances. I mean, is there any way that you should be sitting or Posture?
I think the key to is to I'm expecting car like when we see to you know, but I think if you get a long road to anything sort of over four hours Just take breaks. Just get out of the car walk around. You know, that's a stretch around this. That's not a rule Yeah, you see how uncomfortable exactly, you know, you're not gonna sit with perfect posture for five hours in a car You're over and yeah, that's how I guess, you know, and you practice at home or should you just actually start car drive for the first four hours?
I The new cars now have your coffee warning I'll speak to Michael the other day and it was like in a couple of minutes and said the same thing and Basically if you wanted to catch a domestic flight for somewhere like bottom by the gold cuz North Queensland or somewhere You might as well try to reply to the middle most well. Yeah, so Michael Remind me to come back to that to the driving so I've done something happen There was unbelievable anyway, but you've thought it so great trips your pain trips were on hold the sheet Yes, but you've got a way to get there. Well, I have I actually took the liberty of Doing flight plan is like a pilot's app. Would you?
Yeah? It's a proper Screenshot that put on in stuff. Absolutely. There's a pilot like navigation app.
Yeah Yeah, just like you can see this is all the You just have to scroll for 47. Oh, yeah, well, this is all the sectors, right? So everything we stop but it also shows You do it on the podcast. So what you actually have a map So you've got all the sectors which shows we That's it based on the endurance.
Yeah, yeah So we fold the jeans like the way it's not it's still the same It's like the kangaroo I'm serious Once we leave For Christmas It'll take us without transit stops like we just Have to allow you know you'd want to have it like at least an overnight sleep most of these places But the actual journey itself will take 4,067 minutes Which means which I'll do that for you, but I'm glad you asked right 4,067 minutes takes us 67 nearly 68 hours 24 hours It's like three to four days constant with stuff constant. Yeah, but you're stopping your landing you're landing fill out Right What we do that in the airplane is The Christians in it's I mean the bag I So you actually splint it yeah, and the other thing is it's like 24 hours servers is it fuel these it's the airports that I've peaked Yeah, there's you can get out guess We're gonna make a noise it's gonna take we're gonna cost it's 633 US gallons now But then there's landing phase of these So Basically How about landing feet so do these airports charge they do and what places like your fucker saying is 100,000 landing fees, maybe another couple hundred to bribe them. Okay, we take prisons, like what's the cost of the people? We can take like stuff, what's the stuff we got?
Well, okay, that's what we want. That's what we're in there. So, yeah, because mine's crucial. What do we take?
Okay, so let's pick some of these places where we're going to see what other sort of destinations. Well, okay, some of the destinations we've had this played. Yeah, so some of the districts, obviously it'll take quite a while to get out of Australia. Has it stopped?
Oh, I've got, yeah, so I've got out of bangs down, Roma. I certainly know how I won. Yeah, I might. That's just not.
The Kroger Island, which is just North East of Darwin. I said we did in Ireland. Yeah, I'm not right. The engine is so, you know, ignoring it.
Don't give us the balance. Yeah, you know, we'll acknowledge the original way in Ireland. And then from there up to up to Mali, Yes. And then across to Indonesia.
Yes, by the end. It's definitely different. It's a sort of yeah. I don't have to remember that.
It's a lot. Yeah, can we go further? I don't have to stop there. I'm going to put it down there.
Maybe we'll just go further to drink. Yes. And then from from Bali we would go up to... That's a long leg, this one.
But it's a big one. But it's a full-base flying. So, you know, so I think there's a reason why I picked this one up to Malacca. Okay.
It's straight Malacca's. Yeah. And then from Malacca we went up into through Malaysia, Poland. Polymer So we're getting good international We're not even on a packet this now We need to get fucked seeing it We need to get fucked seeing it We're going to go for the North We're going to go for the North Then after that is demand Which I think we'll be able to land I don't think they're going to be like that I think they're going to be able to get it And then from there we shoot up to Where is it?
Or Mara I think so Or Mara Then this place of media No, no, sorry It's called Kish Island We might do some podcasts there It's called Michael Parris And then this is a good one, Rafa Yeah, I guess I might have a question Yeah, right We're Australian at the end of the day We're going to see people doing their money All over the plane And then from there we've got We're almost there though We're almost there So then we've got Herrira International, that's Beirut And then just a short hop from there From by route to Lanica Have you ever heard of him? And from there we get to Antalya In Turkey? Yeah, why not? Yeah And then from Antalya?
Well, I've got a few of them I've got a sloppy gun And I've got a different gun in North Bang Room into the gun And I like to be no fucking combination of all the other folks I'm sure that was relevant for a price It is, I've someone's done this trip before And I'll put the photo on him and start Just like to show you, someone's done the trip before And they even did invite maintenance But you see us there We'll see, it says three of us at the point Ross Kahn, where the fuck are we going to fit in? Roof racks, these two doors So if we sit in the middle of the bag, like that We're about to, we're about to, we're about to Put fuel, I'll throw it on the back Is that like a jam? Or is it two tanks? So, pack light?
Do we need like the wheelies vouchers? Do we get the discount on fuel? I'll see if I've got the big, big other shortcut How do you think turbulence is going to go? The bay has been brought, which we will have to Go through, that's going to be like, you know, a boat harbor, a four-wheel drive That thing's going to rock you around a little bit, okay?
We'll be turn left, how far will the plane work out? Do you notice? You've got a trap door to the bottom of the floor, that's the thing, yeah Do you think I'll leave on the piss bag just in case the I'll do certain, yeah, the ice driver's going to slide Oh look, I think with turbulence, look, I recently happened to me When I was flying back from Tariot, I decided to go in lane by a Down to Cessnaque, etc. And it was hot days, it was a lot of burns And I was noticing very many things, about 20-30 people Is that like a rod?
Yeah, it was like a rod? Yeah, it was, yeah, it was frankly, we were talking about back to banks I feel sick all day out of Europe, I'm left with a door, I'm going to throw a piece of the plane and just walk away At what stage do you think will be fucking hating each other? No, I'm not! I'm not going to go back to that runner I think my running might run, but the excitement's going off and the hell's going to be, that was fucking long, we got it I'm going to get it, I'm going to get it I was already on the fly, last year in Europe and it was five hours and I looked out, we were still seeing red dirt And all the dirt, we got a lot of fuck, we haven't left Australia That's going to be all day for us Yeah, it's going to be all day for us Okay, yeah, so that's a better store What can we do?
Well, absolutely, well actually I just broke into my wife at the day I said, you know what, one of the things I want to do is run the world trip together and she said, yeah, she said, no, no, no But seriously, she's like, oh, what do we want to do that? It's going to be fun, okay? And it's not the way, you can't do the specific language to be either Well, you can't, you can't go out of it, you can't go out of it This place you're going to pop You can do it, and then, because I normally ferry the plane from it Yeah, you're trying to see if it's necessary You can sort of lay it in ferritorally Because the other option, we do have a wooden option for that That's the answer, you can see it You add an extra blood tank in the back Like this, like a long range fuel Yeah, it's just a soft, it's basically just a blood tank I still don't know what to write, what does that say? If there's two people, like a Tesla sports car, it's not an engine Yeah, you got more, yeah, yeah Can't we hire a faster plane?
Yeah, okay, I mean, what car is it's like Well, then we'll lose more fuel, like it's quicker Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, we'll keep stopping filling up Then we'll be in Marley by the time we get the sick of each other The funny thing is that we stop it, no, stop You know what the fun's going to start? Yeah, stopping it and bump fucks it down When we get out of it, when we step out and we say shalom and we really realise we're not in his russet So when you play in such a trip, do you have to book it into lane? Yeah, you've got to basically get all the visas Yeah, you've got to do all that You've got to send them all the aircraft, British, Russian, Indians and events So there's a little bit of logistics involved in it, so it's not a little bit Can we come with this? Just for the fuck we have it I want to say the responses, because they get a range from Are you fucking inside to...
No, they used to have it, they used to have it, I mean, they're in the moment now They're in the right direction, I should just sit on the right direction I could leave the division here But I had Morrison said it'd be three months before we international travel can start That's what you were just saying But if you're in a plan, why can't you leave the country? You're cool, you're cool, you're cool, you're just getting up late But they can't go in it, you're late, that's a problem Yeah, that's the thing that won't give you a clearance to... You're telling me, down to right now And then from right where you're saying, well, you know what, my mate rang me You've been through these rings, he made some of these koala bays out of the marley Once you get the down, it's like, you know what, the street is laying on the street I'll take off, look, they're taking this probably nothing like a dude, you can just lodge a flight plan it in the down and say On down to the springs, we'll just turn it down the other way That's it, I've been out with the boys for a couple days, the missus is pissed, I need to leave Which one's away, innit? I'm thinking about it a bit, nah, it's a week, you know what I'm just kidding, any of those shills like that, like...
You know what's here, mate, you actually don't be hanging, Gary? What if, nah, it's not gonna happen? I'm just looking at that guy's milk, it's gonna happen No, I'm actually having Gary getting back on the plane, I'm pissed off Oh, I know, we'll have the other seal That'd be fun watching that It's not, yeah It's always the road trip story you're saying It was a road trip, okay, now my... you know everyone named Kobe, everyone was buying dogs, right?
But they had better ones for coming to petals, right? Really? I think they're apparently the ones with the thing, something like my indoors milk, you know, they were too hot, hot people were all gun mad, so they said I was actually going to walk over to around there, and I'm starting to fall, and just keep going, just like, worst, just yeah And so long story short, my wife was sorry for it, so I said we'll give a dog. I said okay.
The dog breed, I'm just saying, is the dog breed was just that sort of horn to me? Yep, right, he's up, he's up, but in your nose is in the middle, right? Yeah. So she said, look, what we'll do is she has my brother on the bed, is it a borer, and just pull a little swap and do the handover, yeah, it's sweet.
I said okay. So I left it with her. I said, well, you find out what we need to do. Okay, I'll drive to all of you, Google, how do you swap dogs at a border?
This is where it gets interesting, right? Yeah, I left it even to her cable, and she left it in the cable with her hands up, right? Yeah, so I'll put it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Anyway, so we picked this dog up, beautiful little dog.
What's the dog? Kavoodle, right? Did you know what you meant with the oldies named it? They named it Oscar, Oscar.
Anyway, I thought Mr. Bentley would have been nice, I think I did, that's right. So anyway, down the highway, driving. Driving?
What to say? I took the, the engine. Yeah, I'm having a great, nice drive, very comfortable. Don't you forget the dog?
No, I can't. No, it's not, no. Anyway, that's where about 10-15 minutes from the border. Yeah.
I said to her, I said, we're good, yeah? And she goes, yeah, she goes, think so. What's that happen if you think so? We're good.
She thinks everything's all right. No, she thinks you're good with her. Like, no, she's good. Yeah, yeah.
She goes, I'm sure, she goes, I'm sure my brother has checked it all out. Yeah, look, I love her. Right now. Well, they like to travel more than the five corners.
Yes, at the time. Yeah, yeah. So you would travel the border? Yeah, okay.
So, I love my brother, the legend of the kid. He's a carpenter. Right? He's not one of the sweats the details too much.
Right? He gets the size of dimensions and the lacquerite. Yeah, yeah. So, we're approaching the border.
As we come to the border, we just cross over. It's not me. Like, there's nothing. No, I'm looking at the remote.
Yeah, right. It's over the river. Yeah, so I thought, okay, this is pretty good. Maybe because they give the border extensions up.
Yeah, maybe that was separate the robot. Yeah, yeah. So, we got into Victoria. On the other side of the road, I see the new stuff.
Whilst police had set up the road walk. Coming in. Yeah. Something, you know, you get that feeling.
Something's not right. Something's not right. And I said, we're okay, yeah. It's what we're doing, okay.
So, all right. Anyway, I'm so sure we had a dog out of everything's good. In Wodonga. And you rang the brother?
Was he sort of coming up? Well, they never left the state. We're approaching the road. No, we got to go.
We arrived to the south. Coffee. And a dog out of, okay. So, we're heading back to.
They come. So, get back. Driving. Yeah.
We got the, look how it goes. You have your board pass. Go, go, go. You know the board pass.
You know the board pass. We're gonna get back to you south. I just thought dog. I've been here for three seconds.
We've been here for three seconds. Three days. You know the board pass. So, I turned around a little bit of a life.
I shouldn't tell your window. I know. I can don't believe this. Oh, mate.
And then I looked at the comments saying, you seriously said me, if you've been living under a rock, I said fair enough. Yeah. Anyway. Anyway, we said it'll pull it up.
Go online. What stage do you think? I can see it's just there. You're running in front of me.
I was like, no, I'm going to just hand it to you. You can go and make interesting Sunday morning for them too. Anyway, so we're all trying to get this bladed border pass. I was going to go and ride into it.
Yeah. Give me a minute. The cop comes back and goes, what's going on? I said, look, I can't get it.
He goes, oh, they're scorching back to Wodonga. And this is NSW cop? Yeah, this is NSW. And you're going to score you through the tour?
Yeah. The car. The car. Yeah.
So anyway, get a score in the back. A park in the Red Rooster car park. And you can imagine, you know, the frustration. Get the right love words.
Yeah. Anyway, I realised that I should have figured it out and not let everybody else do it. So, it dawns over. The only thing I could do is, you were a mule.
Basically, I was a dog mule. Yeah. So, the only thing I could possibly do is go to, which I realised, we could go to South Australia. Right.
Because the border was open. Yeah. Bored was open. Back.
The long way around. But the only place where you could cross the border was up in your juris. Yeah, it's not that fine. It's A.
That was good. Up. So, look, that was my option. Because the cops said, if you can't get anything, you got to drive to Melbourne, look at car there, fly to Sydney, and go on to it for two weeks.
Oh. I don't get my. That's not an option. Yeah.
You know. Anyway, so we'll get on mine, get border passes for yesterday. That's right. OK.
So, I got those. So, I said to the wife, I said, right. But, you know, we're settling for the long haul. Because we went for chips.
That's it. That's it. Right. So, we stopped.
Fused out. That's it. One green buzz. And then we've got two orders back.
Basically. Right. So, anyway, I put all the addresses and everything for I'll put Mujira into the nav. Yeah.
Somehow, it takes me back to another border crossing with Victoria and New South Wales. I was that focused now on getting to go juror. That was taken. I didn't even think.
Right. So, I'll pull out another cop. Yeah. He goes, what are you doing?
Border pass. I said, he's all right. I'll show him the south. Australian border pass.
He goes, what are you doing? What's that? I said, I don't know. I'm going to say that.
Yeah. And he goes, what are you doing? He. I said, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. Right. One of us was, yeah, he looks in.
He goes, oh, these bloody knabs. He goes, I send you on wild goose chases. Yeah. That's what I do.
And I thought, hang on. I might be able to chance you to get back to New South Wales while playing dumb. Yeah, right. He goes, oh, this bloody knabs are sent you on wild goose chases.
And I said, I just did get the south. Right. It's got a family thing. I said, I didn't think.
I said, I didn't think. I like the dog. Right? And he goes, I mean, have you gotten out of the car anyway?
But I might get out of the car. So, I'm going to get some of the juror. Yeah. He is right there.
I go look, I probably shouldn't, but look, just go, just go. And follow your mouth and just get going on your way. I say, thanks. Once we cross the border, I'm looking around, I'm not going to put that following up.
No, I'm following up. My wife goes, are we going to go, Jura? I said, I'm not going to go. I said, you're normal.
I said, make it yourself wild. She says, oh, anyway, I put in the home address, and that one of the taken back to Aubrey. No, I'm not. There was no way I've been back to Aubrey.
So I did country lights. I just drive. And basically, they're now in half country lights. Went through some of these towns, well, I don't even want to bring in some of these towns.
Or when they shut pubs on the corner, and that's it. Yeah, just use. Yeah, it was just, I think, which Saru was doing it. He's going, hey, man.
And no, premium. Nothing. Right? So I thought, doing all that, we got out at just before going to go.
OK. Yeah. So now I've got back here. Yeah.
So that was ever a retro. So if you had your wife, if you were escaping prison, would she be a liability? So, see, where would you cut the rope? I would retro in the road.
I would retro in Aubrey. I should have been still with the parents, even the dog, really. Oh, right. That's it.
I was talking about the borders. Like, they were mad. You couldn't just... Oh, they weren't marking around.
Yeah. But this thing, like you said, it made me go to the back of your building under a rock in the past couple of months. And I said, make a fair point. And I've been talking a couple weeks ago.
I was sending Sydney cops to the border. I was locked up to the border. Yeah, they were listening. Yeah, they weren't locals.
I was from Rome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah.
So that was my little road trip adventure. That's great. Yeah. So I'm going to say to...
I'm a different relax. Yeah, I know. I'm going to say to my left. So it's full drive.
Yeah. So it's full drive. Yeah. So the guys stopped on that bike.
Oh, yeah. It was all right. It was good. Again, the current staff in the audience, we have a lot of the kids who did young child.
No drawings. So what you get... I'm reading young child for 12 months. I'm reading the kids got environments and school friends.
Went to young child and you got the menu. So you have to tick off for them. You have to tick off for them. Then they print off what you've ordered on the shirt and paper.
They still can't resist. They're in their plates and still stamp. Oh. So then they know whether they brought it to you or not.
So you don't get 20 dishes at once. How was the bat? No. How'd it happen?
I went back to my other leg. Wait a minute. Oh, I went to a Chinese restaurant. I thought I'd do a Chinese restaurant.
No, no, no, no. The waitress was too old to the bat. But no. It was great.
It was great. It was all... So basically... Yeah.
So the chollis were there. But it's like that. But then here what happens? The chollis would come around with the ship and not on it.
That they want to flog off. Like the four-year-olds. Like the greens. Yeah, so the four-year-olds are like...
Yeah, yeah. The jelly. The custard. That was an interesting...
It looks good to be on the weekend with the kids. Another bit of news from the day. Not poor, so they're still using Australian next year. Yes.
And they bring it in. It was... It was a... A hand-in-tense.
Yes. He saw it. And he was in Europe and saw it. So he was in a sweet store running around.
And he thought, fuck's that? He thought, fuck's that? He thought, fuck's that? He thought, fuck's that?
Pretty much he brought up the car. He had himself started selling himself. He saw back to Porsche. He basically looked after the A's.
He's ever heard of Porsche. Yeah. So, well, he was... And he was the one to Porsche.
He used to sell a distributor. They're making some limited edition of record. They're named at Carls like a silkfish metallic. I've got that fucking sound.
So it's the original space to car. So they bring it out some limited edition. So happy about that Porsche Australia. No.
That was a bit of news on your own receipt during the week. But it's been in the help. So the captain, he really had to hate. But no, that was interesting.
No, I'm not going to go through the game. I'll go through the game because I've got intervals there. Yeah, they do. Yeah, we do.
I'm the first to go. You're not the first to go. No, they're gonna go. Right, I'm the first to go.
No, they're gonna go. No, they don't. They're gonna think you're big and they're big and they are. They're gonna make you walk the fields.
Right. They're gonna make you travel the fields. It's gonna. They're gonna, yeah.
No. No, that one. That one. I'm the first to go.
Sorry, expert. You know what, I'm a sneaker. I've got half a chance if I'm the real. No.
Yeah. Like, we'll make always five when you come around. Yeah, thank you. Thanks for listening.
It's a great thing to see you. It's a great thing to think about it, but things that we take for granted, they take away from us. No. It's like, amazing.
One more question. What else should we do to the flight? I'll probably do it between 10 and 12,000 feet. Because above that, we need to have to take oxygen with us.
We don't get any of these little parts. Can you kind of believe that? It's good. We're talking about it.
But can we just... I'm not doing that. No, that's right. We can't get any plane.
We can't get any plane. Yeah, we're cool. And there's a diamond that doesn't at the moment. Look, I've got to do what he's talking about.
That's you. You've got to fight with me. We've got to fight with you. Make goodSquad, make good buildings and the same thing on our favourite stories.
Oh, I'm trying me. Yeah. If the water sets in the odd cosplay and the others are too expensive to run for… Yeah, imagine that. Fuck expect it.
Imagine that, yeah. That's right. What about survive, you know, entry level project? You really can do it.
That's no problem. But then I've got to get certified on that. Ah, that's the thing. He don't want to learn if you get fuckers there, you don't get their fucking oxygen.
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