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“Sit down, strap in, shut up, and listen!” — Pheonix Health: "Can Ozempic Treat Addictions Like Alcohol, Cigarettes, and Shopping?" "Experts Warn Of Ozempic's Serious Side Effects" "Amy Schumer Says She Stopped Taking Ozempic Because of Severe Side Effects" "I Was Shamed for Being Overweight. Now I’m Being Shamed for Taking Ozempic" Low-Dose Aspirin Linked To Anemia, Blood Iron Decline In Older Adults: Study "The NNT of Aspirin" "FDA Approves New Medication Class for Teens With Type 2 Diabetes" "Meet Jennifer Davis. The First Woman to Receive a New Vaccine for Breast Cancer" "If You Don't Have ADHD, Ritalin and Similar Drugs May Hurt Your Concentration" "FDA OKs New Gel Eroxon to Treat Erectile Dysfunction" "'Poo Transplant' May Benefit People With Advanced Liver Disease; Clinical Trial Begins" "Heavy Drinkers Still Can't Hold Their Liquor" Happiness "11-Year-old Boy Determined to Be a Farmer: Rents His Own Land, Breeds Sheep, and Spins Wool" "Diver Cleaning Ocean Floor Finds New iPhone Still Working in Waterproof Bag–And Returns it to Owner" "Sealed Vial Reveals the Smell of Ancient Rome With Patchouli Scents From Time of Jesus" "11 Steps to Stop Caring So Much About Everything" Refire Lyft Rider Reports Dangerous Driver, Gets Banned Pursuit of a Higher Consciousness "United Airlines Staff At SFO Charged With Stealing Marijuana" "FDA Releases First-Ever Draft Guidance For Psychedelics Research, Days After Congressional Lawmakers File Bill Asking For It" "White Supremacist Says MDMA Drove Him Away From Extremist Beliefs" "NFL Is Putting More Money Into Research On CBD As An Opioid Alternative For Players With Concussions" "At home, Minnesota residents can possess up to 2 pounds of pot." Back of the Napkin "Throw Him Off, Dear. I've Upgraded to First Class, and That Is Now My Seat: Entitled Woman Learns the Hard Way Not to Demand Other's Seat After the Pilot Pulls a Clever Trick on Her" "Titan Crew Dead From ‘Catastrophic Implosion’" "Lawyers Who Used ChatGPT In Lieu Of Research Must Pay $5k, Alert Other Judges" "New Report Exposes Operation Triangulation's Spyware Implant Targeting iOS Devices" "Aussie PM says, “Shut down your phone every 24 hours for 5 mins” – but that’s not enough on its own" "A 36-year-old woman from New York has married her A.I. chatbot and now claims she is pregnant by it." Images: Credits: RevCyberTrucker for the Cavalcade of Stupidity! Wiirdo Sharky seedubs NetNed Cbrooklyn112 cottongin We hope you enjoy this episode and look forward your feedback! Email: Pheonix Email: PhoneBoy Voicemail: 253-237-3321 The Lotus Effect is a Value for Value podcast! Did you get something out of this show? Put a number to it and send it to us using: A Podcasting 2.0 compliant app that can send Satoshis! Use Paypal to send your fiat fun coupons in (no blankets or water, just cash)