91 Hack the Planet

Tonight, on CEP! Some well-intentioned pea-brain suggests we include breathalyzers in every steering wheel of every new car. Great idea, but since 99% of all technology fails 99% of the time, most cars in the world will blow false alarms and stop working. This also contributes to the avalanche of new features that make cars too complex to fix, meaning they'll be put in the landfill sooner. Cars of the future will come with rental subscriptions for parts that are already in your car- Yes, some monumental pea-brain in some car company thinks they can RENT you features inside a product they sell you. There is zero common sense or ethics in this, but they're hoping you're too stupid to realize this. Luckily, I discuss a solution to this. These cars will also contain evil AI that will "anticipate your needs", meaning they'll analyze your schedule and preemptively attack you, thinking they're helping. (Is anyone out there enjoying the punishment and criticism of newer cars so far? You ain't seen nothin yet.) When that time comes, everyone should put a stop to all of it and go back to Model Ts. If you care about logic, morals, ethics, common sense, and freedom, please share this episode with your friends!