#92 How to cook people with Tom Smallwood

On today’s episode Lachy sits down with guest host Tom Smallwood. He is a comedian turned chef daddy of the internet. We chat cannibalism, cookbooks, growing up with the name Smallwood and what we’d feed our friends.Follow us on socials:IG: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyaskedpodcast__/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyaskedpodcast1Watch FULL EPISODES on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NobodyAskedPodJoin the Nobody Asked Secret Headquarters Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/19QXHhHEGt/Send us a question, story or words of affirmation through the FAN MAIL LINK here: https://forms.gle/GQk7RFUb7AHLMYvM6Tom’s SocialsIG: instagram.com/tom.smallwoodTikTok: tiktok.com/@tom.smallwoodYouTube: youtube.com/@ThomasSmallwood00:00 How we met and drunk nights out11:00 Tom’s Experience on Masterchef13:55 Reality TV17:30 Jaden Laing for Creator of the Year18:50 TikTok Awards21:30 Pivoting from comedy to cooking content27:10 NEW SEGMENT: What are they ordering?33:55 Analysing Tom’s Famous Birthday Profile36:55 Growing up with the Surname Smallwood40:30 Potential Onlyfans???42:10 Cannibalism and the best way to cook a person45:50 Which influencer can’t cook?46:50 Tom’s Debut Cookbook: ‘Tom’s Diner’48:30 Lachy’s Trump Impression Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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