Hello hello Good evening good evening good Wednesday Good Wednesday, yes, it's a sweet name. It's a two-bully in it. Oh, really good. Go find bless The Queen yeah, not to you know, don't bless any of the other boys.
Just now. Don't bless Camila. It's surely just the Queen Just bless who else we not blessing who would you bless who would you bless? Yeah?
You're not blessing and you are you Confirmative you don't have any way so he's going anyway, they've all been chosen by God though I suppose they are yeah, they eat into it. Yeah, they want to travel bloodless when I flew their bank They were chosen by God to be in that family and that's a good given right to be Queen and have all our money So really it's tricky because he goes up to heaven and he's like wow technically under you you are a nice But the trouble is I chose you so you're you're sort of I mean a binding now. Yeah, I was open you wouldn't do stuff like that But I was sort of like learning from the over all the kings before you I should have thought about it. Yeah, so obviously come in But just start a bit back.
Go on the back. When he says the back. That's like another palace. Yeah Yeah, there's a palace in there for the fucking kings and queens.
They're all gonna fucking palace. Yeah, he's just he's getting Them he's fucking divorced in them. Yeah, so god bless. Maybe we're just God's doing his own blessing Maybe we'll just say two more years till she gets the longest rain in Monica is that works?
Yeah, I think it's 72 years is the longest it was at all first Yeah, you know Elizabeth. No, I don't think I think it's probably someone from don't we could look it up We're not gonna but I'm really sure something we do it later I think you needed two more years to be the winner and I think at that point You've done you 70 to you won and the whole fucking thing. Yeah, no No, no, because you don't want anyone to take your crown. How would you end it?
Would you go to the top of a palace and do like a somersault off of it? Yeah back flip onto some crash Oh, I'm quite a crash man. Oh, I just thought we got the We got the point if you go now you got fucking split up just fucking get blow yourself up Just get all your fucking family around for birthday and we got Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nice big table. Yeah ding ding ding ding in the glass and that's the signal And that's the signal that's the signal to John O from the arnie film.
What's that? Oh, that old boy. Yeah table. So ding ding ding ding ding ding ding and he's one of the buttons with the white glove And he just plays a flute and it just that's it Got the palace gone and they kind of put it everywhere else.
They put them on house of Parliament. They done it in a guy box Yeah, every every kind of estate of the boy. Yeah It's not just saying that would be good if they are if they did get going for bit and could you know like what's his name One of my top the maker will it not worry Harry Harry? He's obviously got his American wife if they stay in America and they have a little family and kids then those kids Obviously just over say like under the other line if we did have a fucking I would have always died in the horrific picture taking action.
We might have a king-round situation So John good when my absolute come king so you're saying it's a good thing. They're making It's tricky because I mean I'll be like John good when more is eventually the king of England. It might not be bad thing Yeah, well, we can you know we can only hope we can only hope exactly we're not gonna be here We just do happens but yeah, we'll be down on the Internet outside the gate. Yeah, we'll let it in the way Just be queuing up for a few hours of heaven gate going after he does a brilliant job in heaven Well, well, good bet you man.
I'm good bet. Yeah, anyway, welcome to the Queen up on the bar I can see just a Christmas act Yeah, Chris was to believe that yes. Yeah, that's it. Give it away.
So yeah, it's over time 11 So 11 just straight off the back a young believe it can't tend it Ten's here being and gone anyway on you've got one anyway You got a witness in the past it's a worry about it's not worth going to well in on these things You gotta live in a moment As my cats race, I always say that live in the moment on a Wednesday even as one of my say I think you said every Probably if you go to the pockets of herbies there at least once or twice every podcast. Yeah, yeah live in the moment Yeah, so What we got here then what we got here what selection we got for you I've got a broad selection again for your eyes You know me always like to bring in a couple different flavors for us and new things to try and we're gonna start you off with the Old it's a northern monk. No, it's a little boy's. No, we've got a strawberry.
No, you know, I enjoyed them We've got strawberry pineapple and lime sour. It's called this is not for everyone. This is for you you are in Got some free mason shit going on in front of that is that free mason shit? Yeah, so are you not in free mason's?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was worried then because you said is it? Remember you can't just bear it. I've double bluffing you there. Yeah, so you're in free mason's Yeah, right, okay, you sounded like you Well, I had to play the game tonight.
Oh, you're doing that triple bluff triple bluffing. That's the job. I know you have to gain the game good Can't know is it's not gonna secret agent Ben. I think it's actually this or special agent Ben to apologize Ben special agent Ben So tasting notes as a review a rebrew game was up tonight of our friends Ben's wedding beer Not half maybe our friends Yes, Jimmy King, I don't know if I'm a junkie yet our friend Ben's wedding beer I'll host a insturby paleo with a dash of lime and pineapple sounds pretty good.
Let's get it crack Oh Yeah, likely Nice mellow color there mate, you know, I mean nothing to nothing to vibrant but then again when it's sitting in there now It's a little bit of a peach you in there in there is nice head very nice head Likely just gonna just top him up now Beautiful I'm not getting kind of one distinctive yeah Sent out of that, but you know this a cheeky tropical kind of you know fruity fruity concoction It's food he is a heavy fruit on a bit to begin with but then more hoppy and the end of it Yeah, it's really heavy, isn't it? Yeah, mellows out kind of like a yeah, doesn't matter like a Yes, yeah So I wouldn't say we could take a sour though. Oh, it's a sour at all. I mean you talk with one He called it well, yeah purple purple.
No, that was that was that was sour. This is more better Yeah, it's more of an IPA a fruit IPA. Yeah, it's more of a pale ale. Yeah, he's definitely pale a paleo with it just a little They'll fruity fruity punch.
Yeah, a little punch. Yeah, a little punch at high. No really just before with the line But you before we saw six hours. I can't really I can't pick that lime out there.
No, I think it's just a broad brush It's not like a zing zang zing zing zing zing zing zing zing zing is it? They're not doing that again, are they? I'm turning off a turn it off a turn it off a turn it's a four point four in it. Right five point five Yeah, ten after fucking they've lost already.
Would you it's a I can't say I always say sir a favor line It's not I think you could always expect in a sour and it's giving me a black pale ale. Yeah, I think if you're to all this Down the pub mate you'd you'd you'd neck it. Oh, I think you're neck it probably too easy because it doesn't have much business Do it does it's quite flat. No, it's quite it's easy drinking him So I guess it's a some we know isn't it it'd be nice it's nice floor Or some we point if you sat in that beer garden the thing is we don't know Do you know this is a different vibe if you down a pub and you are neck in if you're gonna plan to neck four of them We don't know what the vibe is for that because it might sing down your throat on the second third, might not Yeah, maybe it might be an easy builder and you probably have it with a packet of a what do you say you'll pack it out?
I don't know right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because then I could just figure out which ones best at the time So you got so you can have they got five different flavors. What are those five flavors? Well, are we talking fancy?
So you'd have something like a chive and chive and onions or a chive and cheese What cheese would be clear wouldn't they say a cream and chive in it? There you go. Yeah, let's say that then Oh, no red red list and I tell you what fucking best crips are you? Cheese and pickled onion tills the fucking ridged ones.
Yes, they're fucking beautiful They are good. They don't know that I'm in the pub there. No, you wouldn't get it unless you bring up down if you've got me You've got me a bag mate. Yeah, bring me a big one.
Yeah, they're not saying they can't stop you eating. Yeah, just bring five Fucking back to them Sensations Was this or they might have a fancy I think it was like a I think it was a lee and perry's collaboration, but it was like a Definitely a Worcester Sausages sauce or sauce and then they had like a spicy tomato one. I was like, I'll have to the crystal for you take them Yes, but it usually a spicy tomato Christmas. You are on it.
Yeah, it's like a weak crunchy Oh, yeah, because I mean the weak crunchies. You know, they had a good array they had to butcher sauce They had a smoky bacon didn't they as well. Yes, yeah, yes, they have a salt vinegar one with them I'm not sure. No, I think anyone's ever seen our smoky bacon spicy tomato Was this just just just just just a shot there must have been another one in that pack Would you say this is a three-favour pack free for the flavor pack free favor free favor free?
With tongue twist into my we do all the tongue. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen any other flavor We crunch down the wild what would you what would you say this before? We've answered this before but what can I ask you again today on a Wednesday evening? Yeah, just apologize you believe if you were to pick out You know, they're in you had a big mega bag and everything there's only three left in there Yeah, but you knew about the share with someone else whatever yeah, brothers and sisters actually had to leave token Pacts in there because obviously get told off you wait the rest of it what we what you want to go and for Right free free so because I am Making's been left If the bacon's in there, I eat them, but I'm not rushing together Oh, yeah, did you get a six pack of fucking smokey bacon?
Yeah, they're Ben's favourite. Yeah, but did they have like two other flavors, man? Oh, yeah, Ben we've been said that he's the best like he said Everyone likes him he said what fucking killing I remember that happening I remember that happened because I'm not even sure they did like the six pack off Was just all the tomatoes, but they definitely did the bacon Anyone's baby crisps Yeah Shit you get four packets. Yeah, but I shit How many packets left to Shit Today Because of the the fact that it's a weak crunchy and you know you can get with your sauce somewhere else yeah, where is tomato crisps Tom's on the phone they'll go a 10 people 10 people back in Christmas fucking good Tang you and you're in Tommy.
Yeah Is them and like those cheeseburger fucking yeah American football game and transform a snack and it's really obviously Yeah, it's right, but if you saw those Tang Tom's yeah, you're not quit your You've got your jobs in yeah, you got a bit chocolate now, so I don't know that's the trouble Yeah, you're tangy Chris's chocolate and even your panda pops 15 p. Yeah, exactly like we said before you know you've got to be very careful You've got that quid don't be gambling don't be put a five p thing in there. There's gonna throw things Yeah, exactly Fudge you didn't like a fudge you didn't like a 15 p well over price and were they better No Need Views that people need to hear they need to understand our views on jumps I think it's only where he goes on way because it's called a curly where we make basically work for next to 20 p. Oh, I mean I think 15 15 p and then it went then it jumped to 20 so it was it was 15 people you know you're early childhood Okay, and then it went then it jumped up to the 15 p I think I Again Anyway, so you know we're talking at different times here different times No, no, exactly what about you get a refresher or a drumstick in there mate.
Yeah, but I Long the longer refresh Yes, you could truck a refresher in there Wambah Yeah, I did like a little sherbet dip You know People Just go fucking lumpy and stuck to the sides and then you can't What that fucking show Wonder why you can't concentrate Sit still right now, I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna sit down and then what about you? Sit down, I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna sit still what about you I'm just sitting still I think I'm a drumstick as well mate, a classic drumstick Because what you can do obviously the sticks are a bit annoying but if you just like Why why why why why I'm just doing this thing goes and you've got a nice block of Drumstick or you could just I'm rolling that stick because it's just like a long strip of paper Can you so you did that go like you get bored? Oh yeah? So get started and you just got a lovely long strip of paper.
Yeah use that for what you wanted. You choose So choose right little message to your mom on it. Yeah, where you want it a little free bit paper in the line? You don't get that these days.
Yeah, it's all plastic anymore. It's probably fucking about paper I don't know if I'm already fair. Hopefully. Yeah Should we move on?
We've got to be forgotten about anything anyway. We'll move on ladies and gentlemen because we talked enough about nonsense. Yeah, you know What rate are we giving that mate? It was it was par?
I suppose. Give it now. It's an average beer. It's a free.
I enjoy it more and the last go But like you said I wish we'd have had another one because I think you needed another one for you to really gauge it It was we did a quick taste and I don't think it did it just I think it's probably a double-pointer I think it's a double-pointer. Yeah, we need a point. I mean, that last week I thought actually asked That third point could be really nice because then it'd be just it'd be all round your chops But everyone's everyone's chops is drinking it everyone be doing the same because you see that little machine Yeah, just on the task or just on the skin or whatever. Yeah, I think I didn't do it correctly Yeah, so I'll notice that is that you know we'll come back to that to be to be continued.
Yeah, yeah But anyway moving on we got another normal one normal monkey again. We got a rap scallion which is s the orange IPA So it's a fruit the IPA again zest your end with a it's a 5.7 5.7 yeah, seven's always nice to see Sometimes in 80 it's rare to see Something different here and where you pick it is up from it you Got this from normal monkey line nice imagine a lot of these like normal might you do see how in a while don't you? So you better pick them up in the in your test go you know what lots, but yeah, I mean if you go online to some order Yeah, exactly, you know, it's always best to get it from source and I mean if you get it from the northern Monka oh boys, but if you are in test go obviously pick up you can get it Fuck it's being a day. Yeah, you know, it's a four-sauscy fucking beers wrong pick them up I give they did a they I was showing you those Caribbean fucking beers Monka's well, that's not a month.
I'm one of them So I brought a couple of bits while I was on there for months Say that if you go on and all the month I'll talk about roll together the other day if you go on and you put your email address in sign up to the news loud I'm sorry. He's there you first box free shipping so that's a little like six quid I think shipping is fucking expensive for everything else. I see big But yeah, if you go from that sign up to normal monk go on edicts check picks and beers up free shipping on your first door I think time where we'll do that as well to be fair so again I'm trying to be a bit up free shipping free shipping if you use it with code at You turbo and Say no, you type in something Unless there's going there and just open turbo. It will come back saying like it's not enough.
You're not getting out. You're not getting nothing We do it. Yeah, so Smells lovely You say that's orange in there mate. Yeah, that's the orange.
Yeah, I'm telling you right now without even taking a go for that That is the orange to juicy one I've got some words in it But my eyes are terrible. I do apologize booing in and off with Ben Hoss I got the nickname Benjamin Button by eating a whole package chocolate buttons every day We'll done that man. Are you taking a piss that that one was after Ben the first one? Yeah, that's always that must be the same I had the same bed in it same thing that was that was rude for that Ben's wedding but this Ben But this rap's galley the other You like to fruit you right?
Well Ben And he likes buttons, I guess That is orange. Yeah, that's got quite a nice got quite an orange bitter. I like that. Yeah, send you straight up there It's still thick enough.
It's not like it's not thin. It's not nice. Yeah, but it's it's a different it's different game It's proper zest of it. Yeah, you know, it's like when you add a chocolate orange cake or something I think someone knows what they're doing.
Yeah, and they put a little bit zest in their shit like that. Oh, that's staying on the That's almost mama lady. It's got that's all That's an easy drink. Oh, well, I think that's a dangerous game.
Yeah, it's a dangerous game really nice though really really nice I imagine like I would like that in a while and I'd like to see that pulled on a fucking A point something that work and points it that's a difference might not be the same I mean that's coming out. I can that beautiful. Yeah, if you could get that in a point mate, some is day Out in a pub garden classic picnic bench mate. I'm not doing a circle one when you think I'm talking about I'm talking about this.
Yeah, there's a fancy one about these things. I'm talking with an individual little circle chair Yeah, you want a classic classic bench. I want it to be sturdy enough as well. I don't want to have a little bit of queasiness Oh, yeah, I don't want it to be you don't be fucking falling off when you try to stand up Yeah, you know when you're on people and you're ever so I don't drop fucking down and fall on when you get all the fear we Bears.
Yeah, that's all. Yeah, and I'd like a shitty a shitty umbrella. I don't want to fancy umbrella because a fancy As well as all like do you want? I'd like some sort of obscure old school can't hold some pills or something like that.
Yeah, yes. Yes. Yes I don't want to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah You keep it yeah Many of them use that in the rain as well.
You know outside in his garden having a drink. Oh, just start any ground So I'm a bit that's king king. Yeah, you know living there. Yeah, it's good Fucking What you can get carlage what about car swimming for ex umbrella?
See a little bit in your little balls. Yeah, it's okay for ex. Oh, I mean in a work say this is where I work in the part I work in the pub now. I'm working the pub now.
I'm working the pub when I work for the public you own your own time Yeah, well started business. Yeah, 20 years ago. You said for ex never I definitely serve in a in the bottle. Yeah, I don't think I've ever tried to correct but I mean I I work again.
I work in my own pub now. I started out in the business. I don't fucking everything early I'd Yeah, yeah, I mean I can't remember anything So probably drink everything I'd there every day It's a fucking horrible fucking place work, but I fucking lose out of it. Anyway, yeah, now I'm enjoying this I would probably I would like to have this as a chip.
He's I think some chickpeas and some fish do's arms Not not a fish and chips. I want a full fish. I want a bowl of chip. He's and I'm a boy I'm fucking fish.
I like some really nice tomato sauce at that as well. I mean something zingy. Yeah, something that keeps you going I don't want it to finish. I mean Zing zing zing zing zing CPZ Zing zing zing zing zing zing zing zing zing.
Fucking turn them up. Turn them up. They're fucking lost it Don't forget it. Yeah, nice, some nice sharp homemade tomato sauce, or something like a reddish, or something like dip it into Yeah, yeah those fish goosion they'll take that make up nice.
I'm very nice. I'm just like, I'm in a steak bar. I'm good It's a tomato sauce. Yeah, I mean you've been piemin here.
Yeah, you sat in the piemin here, I saw some table They have a spicy tomato ketchup. I know you've been gone for a ketchup. You never had mine. Yeah, I'm gravy, isn't it?
Yeah, I mean, you do have the gravy, but if you drop a little bit of ketchup as well, and I've got like a brown sauce, it's like chunks of it. I do like that as well. If you have like a pucker pie with some ketchup, that is a good combo. Yeah, you've got to like, yeah.
I mean, I have gravy and that fucking shit as well. Yeah, a little bit of ketchup on it, so a little condiment, but yeah, that's nice. That's like a spicy homemade tomato. That's it.
It's homemade. They fucking sell it somewhere, and then pour it in. Yeah, they put it in like a, some sort of jar that makes you look homemade. Yeah, but it's obviously, yeah, it's fucking shipped in from somewhere.
Yeah, take it. Yeah, that's nice ketchup. So if you are lazy, you need a palm minister. Get some pie.
Well, go in there with some goosons. Yeah, you may bring your own chips, obviously, and just say you want to ketchup. Yeah, just sit in. What are you going to do?
No, they wouldn't do much with that. They wouldn't do much. You can look them in the right tone. They wouldn't do much.
Excuse me. Yes. You joining me? Yeah, but I'm happy with that.
Yeah, I know it's just, yeah, I've got any more ketchup. Now I've got enough here. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've got a couple of bobs in my bag now.
Yeah, I've got all the ones off the other tables. I've got all of them here. So no one else can have any. No, no, I've got them on my table.
No, that's fine. Yeah, enjoy it. Yeah. Excuse me.
Right now, we have some more. Yeah, so that'd be fine. Yeah, just bring that kind of hostile tone. Yeah, you're walking.
Yeah, walk it. Yeah, walk it. You got the right look and the right sort of the way you sit, obviously sit aggressively. That's the key.
Get a chair. Spin it round. Yeah, like a sleigh of bell. Yes, if you're sitting on that, then, then, no.
I mean, obviously the trouble is that again, they are benches scooted. So you're going to have to pick the bench up, twist that bench round and sit. It will look like you'll just sat on it normally because obviously it's the same each way, but you have to make sure they're watching it when you lift that whole bench up and spin it 180 and then sit back down. Then again, then they're going to...
If you've got to step in, step over the... And if you can spread your legs wide enough, so it's one end of the bench to the other, obviously you're going to win. But be careful because I don't want anyone to dislocate their hips. No, but do assert dominance.
If you can smack someone's dinner out of hands while you're walking to sit down, then that will help as well. Or someone's chatting while they're eating their pies in front of them, but they haven't put the cutlery in the correct position. If you put them together, that's fair game. Grab that pie.
That's the half a pie. It's not put together. And the side of the plate. Take that.
If you've got some much of your pizza, but I'd scooted. Scooted. Scooted. Get it.
And the crispy onions. Yeah. So, yeah, if you are going to put the pie, just do that. And you should be fine.
I don't have any problem with that. Well, they can't match their company. They can't be. We're a best.
We're a white best. Yeah. Yeah. For maximum effect.
Yeah, exactly. Nice beer to make. Really, really, really good. Yeah.
I'll give that to us. Harder place it, but it's more than a high three's to four's in it. That's really enjoyable. Again, you know.
Yeah, I did like that. I think I could have drunk a lot of that. It was only a free-30-can-lays-in-jennement. So it was a small-acan.
It was a really nice. Yeah. Yeah. You would enjoy a big can out of that, wouldn't you?
What about five, six, eight can make? Yeah. Five, six, eight. Five, six, eight, eight.
See that out in a while, don't you? You pick them up and you get excited. You fucking know you're having a good time with a pie. You need a couple of three, five, six, eight mates.
You're having a good night. Maybe. We can hope. We'll just stick to one top of each other.
Yeah. Glue and together. Open the bottom ones. Do the whole in the top one.
Like, weld them together. And then you'll be way, way, way, way, way, way. Yeah, fine. I think that's all they do anyway when they make a big can.
They must just use the small ones and stick them together. Yeah, it does make sense. There's no other way you could do it. We could make how could you make a big can?
Yeah, there's no way in making them, is it? Because the small cans are there. So, machines make small cans. They can't make small cans and big cans.
Exactly. I've only heard of one machine that makes cans. They can make it. They can make it.
They can make it. They must have to, they've got a separate machine just to kind of join that. Can join that? Can join that?
Can join that? Yeah. So, get the two, open the bottom one, weld them up. And that's it.
And then just wrap a little bit. Something around it. So, you don't see these. They're fucking proxying around it, man.
That's how that's made. I've been a few people watching. Have you ever watched how was that made? I used to always, I was talking to my favourite shows.
I loved that. I think he did the can join one time. I think I'm pretty sure. He was a beautiful, I've got weight to try that.
I'm pretty sure he's. And they said, Greg, do you want to have a look at these tins? He said, tins. I loved it.
I remember when I was a power boy, tins was my favourite thing. And they go, oh, well lucky for you Greg. Come on, okay. That bloody work.
From all the minute of time, I'd jelly-dee all them tinned peaches out the tinned peaches of carrots. You've got my thing. Tinned. Is that a chicken?
Bloody tinned. Tinned? But we've been doing it basically. Jelly-dee alls, jelly-dee alls, tins, peaches, eels and pie-mass leeker.
Pie-mass leeker in the tinned. I remember when I was in a power boy, I had pie-mass leeker jelly-dee alls in a tin every day. Can't beat it. Well, that's what we make here, Greg.
We make tins and beer. Amazing. Outstanding. Well, thanks, Greg.
Is it time you're home now because you've been here for weeks? No, just love ting me. Look at me on this white jacket. I just loved Tinney.
Look at me in his white jacket. Oh, bloody, that, were annoying. Oh, well, they're on their backs on that they wear behind deli counters. What, what are you wearing out here?
So, for the show of DMA? No, you won't, not just have a gun. I don't fucking have a bald end of the factory anymore. Bloody, woke, we gave him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nice beer though, mate. Yeah, we do beer, we do it, we do it. Do we take that one?
We give that a hats off that one. Yeah, yeah, I'll give it a look. I didn't, I didn't raise my doof to cap. Yeah, yeah, I didn't raise it all the way.
I just, a little doff. Yeah, doff, doff. The cup, you know, inch and ark, inch and ark. Inch and ark, inch and ark.
I didn't just pull down. No, is that a, you went up. Yeah, yeah. It's a gesture.
Yeah, you got up. Yeah, it's a gesture. Yeah, pull up. That's a different form of fall down.
Mmm. That's a quite happy bit. So, yeah, so. We will be bringing the hat, er, a bit of show, sometime in the day.
Obviously, yeah, but hat, hat, tettico. But we've been in here with hat tettico too soon. It did just all things we like to give to you people, because it's difficult living in a world today. A lot of people wear hats, don't know, you see a lot of people hats.
They can't be in a lot of different times hats, so it's difficult because they're type of hat, obviously effects, they're type of hat tettico. Yeah, so hat, you know, white hat. Yeah, it's tricky. Flat hat.
Witches hat. Yeah, fairs. Fairs, yeah. They're coming out as well, don't you know, when they're just starting seeing men and they like them ships.
Flip it. Oh yeah, the old propeller. Yeah, the propeller hat, yeah, exactly. It's a boy, is it?
A boy, yeah, I mean, that's it. It's dangerous ground, then. It's more of a headband than it. Yeah, we've predominantly hats.
Yeah, I mean, you know, we could give you some tips on them. But we're not a fae, we're a visor. No, don't come to us together, I'm wearing the visor 24 7, and what's the best way to interest us? Well, I'm not sure if there is hitticott for that.
Yeah, it's different. We'd have to go somewhere else. Yeah, we could signpost them. Yeah, obviously it's high post them, but we wouldn't know the end.
We're obviously, we've got the basics, we wouldn't know the for work. Well, we don't want to know it. It's not that we don't know it. Yeah, it's going to need to know it, because it's not a headband or visor.
a headband or visor. Visor, visor, visor, visor, visor. It's different, it's different. It's a different kind of thing.
Yeah, it's a completely different kind of thing. But obviously hats, we will be coming to you soon to tell you how to doffy cap, for it. Yeah, exactly. And you can even do it, if you're wearing a backwards cap, there is a...
Yeah, it's gonna be... We're not gonna take it today. We're not gonna take it today. But if you were to spin the cap around, there is a way of doing it.
But you do have to sign up to our hat etiquette, you stream to get out of it. Yeah, you stream and the other patreon. Patreon, only fans. Yeah, I mean, obviously, so not trying to find the red, cos you fucking love it.
But yeah, we do have to get on there. So, what's the expectation? Well, don't watch the expectation. No, don't watch the expectation.
What's that space? We're not gonna do that. That's... Right, you lost those with the Zing Zang Zing 30 minutes ago.
We're not still here now. Efucking up. Yes. Fucking sit down on the stage.
Right, moving on your cunts. All right, and get to the pit, get to the pit. Now, we've got a beer here, and it's only fucking German, mate. It is, yeah, Rothschild, just beer, isn't it?
It's the old... Yeah, rough house. Hife, wheezing. It says, heif weezing, and then it says, wheezing zapfle.
Vom, hush, swat, slob, de, bandiss, de lass, burre, rough house, eh. And it, I think, I mean, it's a wheat, I'm pretty sure it's a wheat beer. Yeah, you've got to be, innit? We're seeing fine that house.
It's got to be. It's got to be. It's a bottle of whey, fay bottle. It's a nice bottle, mate.
I like the artwork, mate. Nice orange oil on there. I've got something, eh? Yeah, it's definitely wheat.
It's got that. Well, it's all banana. Let's see if I like it then. Now, this one, my sister brought this round, and she brought this round because no one in her else will drink it.
So, take on that. What you want? Yeah. I don't fucking, it might be, it might be what I've been beautiful.
I mean, I don't mind a wheat beer, but there is a time in the place of a wheat beer, and it's not something that I would rush towards, I'm honest. Yeah, I've been to Berlin a few times, and I've never found the time, you know, I drank it, in there, mate, but it's, I've never really found the time for it then. Even in the right setting, I haven't found the time for it. It's, yeah, sir.
I mean, if you like a wheat beer, you like wheat beer. Boy, think it has got that sort of. It smells all right. But I always get bananas for me, though.
They must be. I don't know if that's my nose, but there's a sort of... There is definitely a banana in it. Banana bread.
Banana bread, yeah. Yeah, take it. That'd be nice, wouldn't it? Right now, slice it out with this.
Oh, I love a banana bread. Nice moist beer. I mean, I take a dry one. I ain't too fussy about banana bread.
Bread, I know, it's a little cake, but I don't mind. It's a bit dry, they toast it, and it's spreading that tin. Nice. Yeah, all just a cup of tea.
A cup of tea, yeah, a cup of tea. I mean, if you have any cup of tea and a bit of cake, that's your fucking life. It's a lot of coffee. It's fucking good.
Yeah, it's fucking good. You've got the tea. Tea, cake, you're laughing. What more do you want?
So what is this actually called, Pete? Are we going for the writing in the white box? Yeah, I think we want that wheezing zap for... Yeah, okay.
What does that mean? That means German zaps. No, it's clear. Oh, is that up?
It's a bit zappy. Oh, yeah, they made a zap. Zap zoom, that is up. They made a zap.
They made a zap lollipop. I heard they were trying to make a whee zap. Right, that's how we going at them. I'll go for a steady gulp.
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely got these floral tones on the exhale that I'm not the biggest panel, but I haven't said that. They're actually pretty subtle. It's not a hugely large amount of flowers getting rammed down. You know, you're frozen.
It's a bit more... It's obviously... It's slightly better produced, fucking. Yes.
I mean, I don't mind a wee bit, but I drink a lot of wee bit. I drink a lot of wee bit. I think in my early twenties, the fucking gomel locks with your blue moons, your hoo gardens, your little bit of fucking orange, little bit of lemon or ass ors. I mean, like I say, I enjoy them.
I feel like a bit... It's something from my past, maybe. It brings back too many sad memories of fucking bad nights out of me. Spoon up in a toilet.
It's too early, sort of. Yeah. You're lucky. I mean, I can enjoy a wee bit.
Don't get me wrong. It's just my personal fucking reminisces of it. I'd say probably this is the best wee bit I've had. I was trying to drag a load of them, mate, but I know what I like.
Like I said, the first time I ever went to Germany straight into a pub outside this train station where you kind of got off of that. Oh, yeah. And I was quite excited. I was really burning on my back.
I was like, what exactly? And I had a good goal for being. It was a big dish. Looking for the Heineken down the taps.
Looking for the Heineken. It was like, there was none. There was a proper German beer house sort of thing. I found a good one.
I found a decent Pills and whatever. But the one I went for, originally, it was too much for me. Too full. Too much going on.
I want a Lager, didn't I? I didn't get a Lager. They do some lovely fucking beers in Berlin. We went to Berlin for the Fager.
I'm not a Toby Fets but they had a beer fest on. I'm going over there. Beautiful fucking beers. They know what I'm doing.
They know what I'm doing. We need to do that. It's got to be a Tim sports radio live edition. Live edition.
edition, fucking legit, Munich October best. Go round over microphone. In your fuck off, hello. What have you got to say on this bit?
Anyway, I'll tell you what's the matter. You guys can't get out of here. I bet again, after a couple of, after a couple of gulps, it does build on you. I've been at that floor, so I've settled down.
It settles on your tongue, doesn't it? Rather than kind of like leaving you every time, and then you happen to re-acquire it. You do eventually acquire it, and it just stays there, done it. Just on the tongue, on the tip of the tongue, and on your exhale, but it's, because it's always there.
It's not what's kind of like, oh fuck, here we go again. You've always got it. I think a lot of what we're doing today is, they're double pointers in it. I've been asking that thing.
This is definitely a double podcast. You need to know one's a fucking, it's a mixed bag tonight, ladies and gentlemen, it's a bit of a mixed bag, so they're all double pointers, and they're all enjoyable. Wow, there we go, finish that one off. The old reason's that full.
I would read your app information about it, but like I say, I've got no idea what anybody says. You got the ingredients, wheat, malt, barley, malt, hops, yeast, and water. Obviously, what's the only thing is that? One, two, three, four.
You can only have four ingredients in a fucking gym and be at the law, energy. Yeah, they're not there. That's legit. You can only have anything more than four beers.
I don't think you're allowed to cook, four fucking ingredients. You can't have to call it like, be at all like, what's some shit like that. I mean, I'm sure that's a fucking thing. Oh yeah, they'd be stripped of that shit.
I mean, because tradition, you know what I mean? I'm not gonna do the voice. Now, I'm not gonna do the voice, but they are fucking... They're very traditional.
They're not even a stereotype. That's not even a stereotype. That is like, they're well into that shit. That's what I want to go to a doctor with better stuff, I mean, let them do dancing.
Yeah, yeah. But I wouldn't mind jigging with them. I'll be wearing shorts, I mean. Yeah, he wears his fucking heart.
He wears his own. Or polo shirt, mate. Just smuck myself up a little. Yeah, polo shirt is nice to touch.
He's a fucking be respectful. Yeah, I'm being respectful. Well, trying two hours. Instead of having turbo and tortilla, we've cut moisture general back.
You know, shit, all that in there's a bit. That'd be a good name, wouldn't it? I'm like a gem rule, 69. Yeah.
You wouldn't that name that? Yeah, well, I'll be a spare don't they? No, no, I'll not. What would you have?
Let's just think then. What if we went on tour? Will a wee bladed one? We've got to be kind of spreased.
Yeah, and he stole it off the live stream. What was his name? We'd love a Canadian we'd master two four five. Yeah, we'd have something like that.
Do you want to know what I've got? We some sort of all have a shit I'd say. Oh, what's those fucking ones that we all enjoy? Oh, yeah, it's Facebook or whatever.
Yeah, it's Facebook. Some sort of dark angels or something. Yeah, whatever it was, something could run it. It might be dark angel.
He can have dark angel 69. Dark angel 69. Dark angel. Dark angel.
No, it's fucking great shit. I like the fucking smash mouths or fucking something. Spatial's one of them. Yeah, yeah.
The space was wasn't a wonder everyone wanted to be there. I had a muting or something. I can't remember this. Definitely something.
Go back and listen to Terpsichord's radio episode number whatever. Yeah, and we're talking about his radio. That's what he's having with 69 on it. Yeah, nice.
Nice beer there. Yeah, well done. Yeah, well done German. Well done German.
You pulled out a bag again. Do it. That's why we like the Germans. I do like other people with German.
I'm not doing that. They can take a beer, don't they? Oh, they can take a beer. They can take a beer with my friend.
The English take a beer. There's a point when we become country. We can't continue to be nice to people. But the Germans, they can be friendly.
I don't know if I've probably said this story before. But I'll tell it again. It's probably 30 episodes ago. But I was on a Saturday in Berlin.
And we went to this club. And it's a massive club there. You have to wear a shirt. Oh, yeah.
And you generally have to be German to get in there. It's hard to get in there. If you're a group of lads, you're a good chance. So we all split up.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I went with the grooms, basically the brother-in-law.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I went with him, just me and him. And we're in a queue just again. We start chatting with these Germans.
They were pretty sound to us. They were telling us about how difficult they said. We could probably get you in. If you just walk in with us, don't say anything.
Yeah, yeah. We'll get you in. We would only do the body. We'd get in.
Everyone else couldn't get in because they got out with her being the tourist. It wouldn't just be in English. It was just being in. It was a proper airplane ramstone in their mate.
It was a legit club. It was a legit club. It was a legit club. So it'd been really nice.
We went in there. We've already had a few beers anyway, but we went in there and they offered the bias, us a beer. But they got us in and that kind of pickled my mind. I was like, what on a second?
Why are these odd boys? They just got me into a club. And now they're trying to find me a beer. And you know where my thoughts are going.
So I was like, what we're doing, Greg, is we're buying never beer and we're getting to a different room or whatever. So we did. It was kind of because they were probably being really nice. But I was like, I ain't getting put in the basement.
That's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. But it was bad I mean, I think that because they were being sound as fuck. Because they were just being friendly.
Yeah, yeah. That's what I was saying. That's the difference. They were just being friendly.
And I was already thinking about if someone were to turn, they were thinking worse or something. Rather than thinking, I'm not thinking about the Germans. I'm just thinking about generally. It's like, you got me in a club.
Anyone's buying beer. I've been at, and the problem is it's the angle in it. I say about it's all I tell me to talk about it. It's like, you always think someone's got a fucking angle in here.
So it's almost doing something. Like, what's a fucking angle? What's this all about? This is it?
Because you know, because I can't just face it. I won't do that to you, mate. I won't do that to you, mate. You're fucking weird.
Yeah. And also I probably take the fuck off of you talking to me when we were outside. It's difficult. Why be nice to me?