Yes, Kathy. Did you rub the embroider clitoris for good luck? I did the lilac The lilac clitoris. You have to rub it for good luck before the show begins.
Is that like now a thing? It's now a thing. Let us rub the clit. I rub the clit.
Nixi, Nixi, Doth. Did I get it in the right spot or is that hood? I'm not looking. It's hood.
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If one of our birdies do you audience, hello Perverts. Hello! I'm Kathy. Hi, I'm Boogie.
I'm still Boogie. Unger. Unger? Yes Boogie.
How are you doing today? It's a wonderful day Boogie. There's so much shining in the birds were singing was fantastic. Great did you go outside and pet a dog on the crotch?
Yes, no, no, you didn't give the dog a red rocket. No, no, no Well outside I was inside while putting the dog and very good outside though very good. There's a wonderful day It's a wonderful day under it's so good to have you and I want to put it yesterday every day My rental the rental is fun and under showed up it was freaky under did show up great I'm like I just walked in the door. I feel so honored.
I'm good was at my rental bitches. He cared he did he cares about you He loves that was good. That was fun. It was fun and I got boobies What do you mean?
I got I got to spondle lots of boobies really was just like a boob boop. Yeah, it was boob Delicious there were so many lovely boobs and they were all exposed every time some chick would walk in I'm sorry, but she have shaky boobs out. That's that's that's that's leadership. That is leadership in command.
I'm turning into a shark I think But Gary's here in the audience and she was one of the lovely boobies. Did you uh did Kathy fondly get up there? I has boobies and she touched him and I like it. Did she bite him?
Not yet. No, but I couldn't keep my hands off of them. Really cool. She has a niceest boobs I think it might be up to the three three quarters.
You have the nicest boobs. Yeah, baby That's it little mouth little mouth biting nipples No, I did I did bite someone else's nipples, but Kerry was having a lot of fun with creative explorer And I'm like I am not gonna interfere with that because I was having much fun just watching you purved You said I told you I was telling her earlier Just that's my fantasies just to sit in a corner with a bag of popcorn and have nobody notice me while I watch it That's damn near creepy. I consent Damn near creepy not you creepy. You that's creepy creepy.
Yes. Yes creepy is here to Captain Fantasy What is the reverse fucking machine fail? Well, let's first talk about our kinky gaming night that happens on Wednesday. No, no No Wednesday this coming Wednesday March 15th is our kinky gaming eight to midnight to midnight and the gaming nights have been getting Awesomeer and awesomeer people are having a lot of fun doing it.
We have prizes now. We have a breakroom challenge you come in You win some awesome prizes. It's macaroni. It's a glass dildo butt plug.
It's a really nice smooth glass dildo butt plug What they want huh? That's what I'm yes, that's it and it's guess the macaroni's because I didn't anything else to cut Yeah, I told you that's what I'm telling you. That's what the fucking prizes. It's a glass thing And you got a guess how many macaroni's are in the bowl?
It's not the most creative thing, but but I but I was great But we were having those questionnaire things and like people weren't all answering so this everyone has a chance to write down their name and When something's a don't diss my question. I'm not it was very good But I tried to save you some trouble because they were a little random little bit people didn't know what's going on That's good. So who are we checking in with the freaks? No, no, no, no, what's checking the freaks in the chat room.
Oh, oh Yes, okay, is there anyone in the chat room? We have like 13 people in the chat room. Yes, they did okay Does anybody in the chat room actually listen to the show or they just all hang out for the chat room? Do anyone from Oregon King and Princess are in so yes, we know they listen could be Chris my no listens lazz is in he's listening Mark And well, Mark you creep you're in there.
They're the room. You know what tell lazz we're gonna be doing one of his post He doesn't even know okay, I will let him know is that's nice. Yes, okay fella's in and we know she listens Well good tell me who always listens while she's working out We have very fun conversations about that tell our lovely sexy listeners that Was in a month so great Perhaps Carlos, but he never listens to Cathep fantasies and to be just as a bird fantasy's here in the audience Oh, yeah, he just looks like he just got caught he's like a point of the creepy creepy What that's true there are one two three four five six people in this room and four of them very sad you stay focused Kathy Kathy Kathy Kathy at Katie Katie after your boobs. I will grow up the boob catheter.
That's your new name. Kathy catheter You're Katie Kathy catheter. That's it get the boobs. That's it.
Yeah Oh Doesn't make you wish you had a strap on so you could titty fuck them motherfuckers. Sorry I'm very relaxed right now. All right. Well, let's say we're gonna go into some fat life stuff Jesus Christ you fucking 12-year-old focus This is it after 93 bad life's not boogie.
Oh, we're gonna let us know we can't cuz I have to tell my story yes, please tell your story Okay, so it's gonna take the room down a little bit mark doesn't even know about this. Oh, so So the other day, you know sometimes I get in the mood, you know when I'm by myself. Oh, no and And so you know I'm like I don't feel adventurous cuz you know I have a lot of sex and it's wonderful and I have wonderful people to have sex with and we're very exploring and we do lots of different stuff So I'm very engaged mentally and and because I have a lot of sex. I'm not I'm old so I don't really get horny that often But for some reason I just kind of had like that, you know that weird like 12-year-old kind of You know pre you know pubescent masturbatory like I'm like I want to stick my dick in something that I haven't stuck my dick in You know I just want to I want something I want to try something You know like you know you roll up a thing and fuck the mattress or something like that look all the guys are like Oh, yeah, of course I understand that plastic bag and you know whatever and then of course explanations made the floofy whatever those things are called and so I'm like I just want to do something to where something stimulates my wiener without me having to actually do anything I try to tens unit, you know and I put that on my cock and that really just didn't do anything a hitachi You know for some guys they really love a Hitachi on their junk that doesn't do it I mean it feels nice, but it's more like a massage doesn't really arouse me whatever so I'm like guys Wish I could do something I'm like huh what do I have and I'm looking around like three in the morning in that creepy time where you start getting like you know Kind of weird horny and and I'm like How could I get?
You know fee gave me that fucking machine. Oh boogie. So now I know what you're thinking I know what you're all thinking it's it look like fucking marks eyes just went a hundred no not do penetrate to me So I'm like well, what am I gonna do with this? So I'm like if I could build some sort of vagina that I could affix to the fucking machine Then maybe I could kind of sit there and it would jerk me off Like a thing see look everyone's now they look all the little fucking eyes are like starting to think we're horrified is what we are So I got my I got this is total failure by the way I got my penis month, you know, you have one of those peanut plants at two of you put every piece in the section You're penis so I'm like okay, that's gotta be my vagina So I fucking I get the duct tape Duct tape are good and I stretch into the thing and I said it's just a toolbox, you know, it's not the real fancy one And we haven't done it on the show yet.
We haven't fucked someone on the show with the fucking machine It's not the greatest fucking machine, but it is a fucking machine and it sucks So I kind of put the thing on the end and I'm like okay I'm trying to stand in front. There's nothing's no height, you know that I can get it's on the bed under a pillow I'm trying to lean against it and and there's that those voices in the back of your head. They're just going dude What is wrong with you? This is so awkward, but Thank you creepy.
Thank you for showing me some sort of fucking It's a flesh-light fucking fucking fucking machine So um so I attached the thing and I can't get the thing and so I'm like I'm gonna sit in the chair And so then I fucking rubber glove the inside of the thing, you know and I'm probably even picturing this in my So I get the two well you get the tube and then I put a rubber glove inside of it and then put a rubber band around it So now it's kind of sort of pussy and and so I like kind of sit in a chair and I'm leaning and it has two speeds It has like really fast and slow and it's like this giant hardware toggle switch and I'm holding this thing I'm trying to scoot in the chair and I'm like this is just and I got no erection What's over because I mean like scientists mode and I'm like okay So let's put on some fucking try to find some porn and things and I fucking I'm trying to get you just something I'm like not like it's sort of coming at me And then I'm like well I gotta find some porn and then I fucking turn the thing upside down and I flick the switch the wrong way and it goes in high speed It fucking jabs right my fucking Squirm in the way, but I know where to go because I push the thing against the wall So whatever pressure and now I fucking move it in my testicles I'm not aroused whatsoever and I'm like this isn't working and I could try to get it and find the porn and And so I kind of got it in and it started to feel like okay Well, you know cuz I'm not gonna stop You know I'm invested at this point so now I'm kind of invested in the thing I kind of got like a half hard on in the thing and so I'm kind of trying to lean back and watch some You know girl girl strap on anal porn and I'm like I'm watching and I'm like okay Well that kind of feels good I could I could and I'm like you know For all of this effort I could have jerked off like 18 fucking times and gone to bed And so I just literally clicked the toggle thing off and it just winds down Right now fail fail fail Nobody here at night. This is why I just need to keep the chicks here to keep me entertained Blacks for your peace of mind, please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted us permission to do so It was really painful cat Hard plastic. I don't know I'm not gonna look at you It's trapped awful. Oh my god, I'm like not a bottom We've got a post by Lazarus touch.
Let me just tell you Lazarus is in the chatroom right now. He's one of our fans He sends us quite a few posts in which he gives us tons of ideas and he comes at us with so many creative things I don't know what to do with a guy. I mean, he's an artist He's a writer and I wish we had something from to do cuz he's like I want to help the show I'm already pimping you guys out. He's getting us fucking things.
I talk about it. Yes Keep your job is to keep doing what you're doing. That's right. That helps the show I'm a good writer too.
You should look at some of my posts. I'm all yeah Yeah, I mean times if I heard that and I go look somewhere and get stuff. Oh my lord He's got some good stuff and he's given us blank permission So pretty much never be asking him for permission. He already has given it time.
All right. Let's talk about some stuff He wrote a post called I used to be afraid of the gays In quotes, it's gonna be another good one So there's a there's a quite a beginning that I'll just paraphrase he used to as a kid to did some play in which he had to play the girl And he got so much flack from his friends about oh you had to hold hands with the guy that he just Oh, yes He decided not to do it later on in life totally regretted it and ended up touring with some acting company and became friends with a lot of Gay people and one of them said something that really made him stand up and take notice his gay friend Described homophobia form and it's something that he's used ever since and this is the way his friend described it Homophobia isn't the fear of gay people but rather the fear of the homosexual tendencies within oneself and he says holy crap Of course, I hadn't been afraid of name calling or ridicule or touching a boy's hand I'd been afraid that those things might unleash some thereto for unknown urge to be a gay So I had to ask myself a question I had never thought to ask am I attracted to guys the answer didn't require any thought as it's a question of innate identity In preference the answer for me happened to be no and that settled the debate and one fell swoop I had been cured of my homophobia We are all omnivores, but some people prefer meat just as we are all omnisectual, but some people prefer well meat That is a great fucking place Funnies just trying to sneak by 15 minutes late. Where you going? Get over here Get over you don't come in here late and I get swatch for being late get over here Just look happy get over here get under the thing turn around turn it come in here turn around You just right here Poor bunny you horrible man you Feel better I do you was banking you with boobs I uh I had I had a similar experience when I was a kid I was well I had this whole I like literally you know you have your favorite bands when you're a kid and my uncle Worked in I don't know some in industry in the record industry or something And he used to get us whole catalogs of people's bands And I remember he came with a box of records and my sister got the who and I got Elton John And I got literally his entire catalog and so for like a year and a half Like my life was these Elton John records And he was my hero in the songwriting and Bernie top and lyrics and just captain fantastic and bitches back and just So many amazing wonderful stories and I remember that I was like I don't know fifth sixth grade or whatever and and somebody because of the weird Sexual stuff that I had when I was a little kid with the other boys I was very paranoid when the kids started calling each other fag and And I talked about you know Elton John's really cool And you know that guy's gay right you know and it was like fag fag fag And I remember I literally just took all my albums and put them away because it was no longer cool to listen to Elton John because of that And I remember how that kind of I thought back on that obviously you get older you deal with all your demons and stuff like that But yeah, when I read this I was like wow I did something like that when I was a kid and I remember specifically because of someone's fucking orientation I couldn't you know really enjoy listening to their music.
Yeah, and when you're a kid It's hard to his story just like he begins very early in life Yeah a lot of programming a lot of negative like there's something negative around yeah He has even part of the post where he talks about his mom saying that she was afraid that he if he's gonna be influenced Yeah, and so I mean it homophobia it's a phobia It's a fear and that fear can be based on many things But it was surprising what he brought up that it's a fear that that might be a tendency that comes up in you that is mostly the reason And that's most I've never heard that I've actually surprisingly never heard that angle because I always kind of thought I was like Well, because I mean you remember Larry, you know and I lived with Larry who was about as gay as you could be and And and I would be like so Larry do you think I'm homophobic and he's on no you hate men? So that's there's a difference and I go that is true But you know there's always that kind of dealing with that boundaries and what it is and I had to go through my own thing Am I attracted to men? Why do I hate men so much and you know to get to that point where am I attracted or you know? Am I just attracted to sex because that's a lot of that kind of came down to that to where You know as an animal you could have sex with anything You know you could have sex with a pound of hamburger meat in the right circumstances If you can detach your head from any animal sense and I know you cringe by saying that because you have been programmed to say well That's disgusting and you shouldn't do that But if you're in the wild then you could have sex with anything because nobody's put that that thought in your head and so much of what we do In kink is the releasing of those thoughts for a lot of us at least for me as a former Christian Purging those thoughts and having to rediscover that these things were just programs that other people put in our head to fuck us up Because they were afraid themselves and dealing with their own insecurities that they didn't want to deal with yeah It's a hard thing even if later in life like you did and like he did you you have enough of a head on your shoulders that you can look back And honestly look at what what are the reasons it's still tough to do even if you are a mature pragmatic smart person It's a tough thing to do to look back and really ask yourself.
Why do I why do I have this fear? Did you ever have a fear of being a No, I had a fear being gay because when I was a young teenager I had a lot of fantasies with women and they at the time they were the predominant fantasies and I wondered Oh my god, am I game and I'm just I just don't know it because I didn't have a lot of attraction to men back then And I was terrified terrified because in my mind that meant I would be shunned I would be ridiculed I would be on the fringes of society and I did not want to be there and I didn't do it being gay It all had to do with the connotations surrounding that word as a kid that I had Soaked up in my brain based on every book I'd read and every movie I'd seen and every television show I watch and watching in the halls of my own school the way people who were gay were treated You take all that in and it doesn't matter that it feels amazing to have those fantasies and you see somebody that you're attracted to Same-sexing you just want to go over there that none of that matters all that matters is that how are people gonna look at you How are they gonna treat you so it's a I thought I was very brave post friend right there you have some thoughts about this Oddly science you're all you're all gay secretly is that what this is you're all secretly dealing with your gay Carries bold. It's no secret. I am a multi-sexual if it's actually I probably like it hammer me Yeah, sure.
I'm not let's do it barbecue grill motherfucker. Let's do it good, right I can always depend on you Carrie very happy to have you great post that is good good stuff All right moving on to the next on to the next one is by Nala puppy girl not exactly not a Happy girl. She wrote Ken Masakism be learned absolutely So she also has a long opening in which she talks about how her play developed over time how it changed how maybe she started liking this or not liking this and how through diligence and through really paid an attention to her own body Things changed and her willingness more importantly importantly to embrace changes After going over all of this in great details really good post she writes none of this happened in my first scene or my tenth It takes time to learn your body listen to what it's saying and then learn to let go just when you think you've got it figured out Something changes embrace it can masochism be learned absolutely anything can be trained if you want to teach us a miss If to enjoy pain you associate it with something they love and enjoy for 20 60 scenes as many as it takes until you slowly slide away the thing they like and then suddenly There's just the pain but it still feels good the body will learn if the spirit is willing I Have to say that when I first read this I thought I don't know what you're gonna die quick. Hey, I got nothing better.
Do yeah, but I realize that if you want it badly enough It can be done because that's basically what she was saying and the point is that the word masochism might look shiny To a lot of people like I want to be a pain slide and I want to be a masochist because more people will play with me How badly do you really want it? Do you want it badly enough to put that much effort into it because really anything that you want you can somewhat train yourself to do like you've spoken before about how you can Improve your orgasms and you've tried that you go into great detail about the different techniques that you can use and the truth is Not a lot of people are gonna do that And the reason is it's just exactly and I think that this is no different I love that she hid on that point and even though even if you do put in the time There's no guarantee of the exact result. Can you improve a lot of things? Absolutely, can you gain better focus on things?
Absolutely the idea? I mean I had some in general I agreed with everything in the post as far as the process and as far as how some people start with They don't really like pain. They don't think they're a masochist But they start putting in that time and that environment is created with the top and Over time because of like you said all these other influences that are positive They relax more and then they go through that process and then all of a sudden they'll get that high that comes that meditation that high that awareness And that I think is a different type of masochism where they tolerate pain to get to a high But then there's a type of masochism where like the when you hit them They love that sensation that intensity whether they're nerves respond and now we're getting into like neurobiology And there's all these things because there was things that she said where it's like oh you can keep rereleasing the hormones You know over time and there's all these different things and we're not scientists there's a lot of amazing Posts on the the neurobiology of pain and how it releases all the chemicals that it does and I would suggest Perfective by Gelsler's go and look at those things But I do think there is more of a range and the whole idea of if you want something bad enough sometimes can also be dangerous because sometimes that's not influenced by your desire to experience something, sometimes that's your desire to please somebody that my master Dom mistress wants me to take a lot of pain and love it and love what they do so therefore I'm going to do my best to learn how to love this pain which I think in some ways can be dangerous because you're not doing that for yourself at that point it's not genuine and I don't know if you're actually going to achieve the end goal. Yeah I actually I totally hear what you're saying you're absolutely right I mean if you have your heart set I'm finding sexual satisfaction from pain that's the kind of masochist you're gonna be.
Your body may actually not really take you back. It's just not work that way. But I can't I'm not doing her post and sure because it's really what she was talking about was the many different areas it can take you and then you just got to let it go and see where your body is going to take you because so it may not be exactly what you thought it was going to be but holy fuck you want to learn a lot of you are going to learn and that's that was what was amazing about the post and the fact that she was such huge numbers because so many people come in I've seen so many people come in and they're like why aren't I sub-spacy you know I should have this in three plays and sometimes it's it's like you know what you're not going anywhere the kinky people aren't going anywhere give yourself some time to explore yourself at your own pace enjoy what your mind is giving you a piece of time there's so many parts of our lives where we're doing this I'm doing this right now with my girls musically and we're enjoying the process we're not trying to force this there's in kink in our relationships and there's there is so much that people try to get to that goal and they fuck the race you know because you get the prize great you have the prize now what do you have nothing you just got a fucking metal you know it's this it's the race that's the exciting part that journey of discovering yourself a bit by bit and you lose so many nuances and so many wonderful lessons because you're trying so hard to just get to that goal you actually miss life and I did that my whole life so when she talks about hey this may take 40 50 times for you to get to somewhere incredible I applaud that because that's what I wish more people and I wish myself all those years I always quit before the fucking magic because it wasn't happening fast enough and so I looked for a cheat so anything you want in your kink in your relationships in your life there is something to be said about just digging in and saying I'm gonna enjoy this process yeah that's great it's a great life lesson to someone good great post anyone else nothing nothing okay it's a very quick area get up there god damn it sorry I got bashful I was gonna say that one of the biggest obstacles that we have is self-judgment and criticism and I've found it personally very helpful to notice and it's kind of a meditative practice to be able to observe yourself and pull away and go oh I'm being critical of myself right now isn't that interesting and what does that come from and how do I get away from that because it's really not helping except for it's helping me to learn to not do that shit anymore right so yeah that's a great tool I actually that reminds me I think I've heard creative explorer talks about something very similar when you're going through a tough time when it's something that kind of to disassociate yourself and look at what's happening say huh look at that person that person is in a lot of pain wow what's and you observe it from a completely different point of view oh that's the duality that's that's very similar to I was explaining to money in and mark that that's a style also a style of reparenting where you actually treat yourself as the other person and you take care of that kind of younger exploring kind of thing very interesting this post is leading us and the mind go existential pretty much and then all this stuff we're gonna start floating and we're gonna be like a giant amoeba and flaming hot cheetos are gonna come in and start raping girls I want to know what they're doing in the chat room are they raping girls and anger is there any flaming hot cheetos fucking going on in the no but we are talking about food only I don't know if we can talk about the person that we're talking about because I have his permission sure no it's not okay so but we're talking about bacon bacon food yeah bacon is an eggs and we're talking crack what you doing bacon just talking about bacon we are actually talking about a pepperoni display a pet peroni what's a peroni pepperoni pepperoni you said a pet peroni a pet peroni like what the hell's a pet peroni what fucking what which crafter you kids coming up with now this is my pet peroni what else anger anything that's really all we're talking about we were talking about play versus punishment and punishment and when it's good when it's not and and kind of that whole spectrum of where that line crosses and things like that do you believe in physical punishment of a for me I give it to someone else labor submissive for you it happened to me once because I'm a brat right and he told me there are two things that are gonna go and get me I'm gonna go get that damn paddle that you hate right and one is taking off your collar without permission and others putting your clothes on without permission and I just I was so angry with him at the time because he gets that fucking smug look on his face and I just got a poke at it like again I said this before on the show like I think it was his motherfucker thing he is you gotta push me around I already know man tell me what to do you can't hold my thunder so of course he hadn't locked it around I had this big phobia against having it locked around my throat so I just kind of looked at him and I ripped it off and ah that moment you crossed the line you drew your line in the silence put the battery on your shoulder and said go ahead and knock it off I was simultaneously excited and terrified because of course he chame me down to the bed and oh my god that fucking thing hurt so much I have never transgressed since then and it was the hottest thing probably because I'm a perc that's what it comes down to I didn't do to manipulate I was just so furious but it was you know perc that it was exciting I never told him that but of course I just open a big fat mouth and he'll hear it now now he's he just knows you love that paddle just let that the paddle ended up being a incredible thing so like okay what else gonna do some fucking advice first sure so we can wait wait there's a button I really I booked my appointment today with the optimologist good I saw it on the calendar but did you realize you put it on the perverted podcast calendar and I'm all looking at my appointments and that's a isn't that I know you're going for STD testing to tomorrow morning yes we have a little bit of the girls we're going in morning now you know Kathy in case I die take the girls to the clinic hey we're being responsible sometimes love is less than nice you may need some fucking advice right now how we started funny that we pretty much are gonna tell you this is what you got to do but we always start with the caveat don't listen to what we're saying well just you know that's for legal purposes because you know they we are in danger at all times Kathy of being sued at all times because we have so much but we have with you have all this the storage shed yeah I was raised by wild Jews in the wilderness and a lot of them are attorneys and you don't sue someone with no money that's that's a no no we're safe we are so safe we can do anything we want and no one will ever sue us they're gonna take this phone microphone cover huh not the fuzzy thing the microphone see the microphone is that headset that's falling apart I keep telling you use some of that PPE money that our listeners hey we're gonna talk about that later but creepy and Captain fantasy are gonna help us use some of our perverted podcast money to actually get us listeners there's certain like little pay things or whatever yeah you did volunteer for that volunteer to help get us some goddamn more listeners because we have all the equipment we need yeah and it will we need listeners doesn't mean we don't love the listeners we have no we love the listeners we have but it's you know we've been kind of you know we're growing very slowly but it's just like hey there's things that have to be done now that I don't know how to do that maybe you put a little bit of money into and it exposes you to some more people that can benefit from our show creepy and kept in fancy ones to do it they're at least gonna point me in the right direction because I am I can only look in the same ten websites telling me the same stupid things that don't work we're pretty pointless you and I it is true yeah it's very so what do we got so Aurelia has sent us a question yes Aurelia was a past volunteer of ours until she actually got a life and what to see this is why what you need a new headset I just I might be you know I have that thing in the ear when you just need to stick a thing in your ear and it was I am oh no not the knife Q-tip give me a Q tip you're not gonna do that in the middle of the show you're gonna put a Q-tip in your yeah it's making my teeth numb I like everyone's like all like what's going on it's the cute it's the cute you know what I'm saying when you get that like wags and you're like oh my god oh oh dear god oh fuck it bitch oh oh my god oh this show is her has it in all time oh hey I'm not lighting my ear her and fire then oh stop showing me that Q-tip good can you throw this in trash thanks pumpkin mark not happy to be that's a good one she's gonna be a surgeon she fucking see more than that wax all right let's move right along all right Aurelia was a past volunteer and ages ago ages she wrote as a question and I happen to be searching through the stuff we'll give her this email get rid of the lighting and then I see this fucking question so if she's even listening she's gonna go about fucking time other fuckers it's been like a year right a while he's already written a broom book topic it's not gonna help but hopefully it'll help anybody who's listening boogie wrote something then you put it on the on the pervertedpodcast.com about how to host the party it was really good it was very detailed about people for people who are in areas with not a lot of a kid going on or maybe there is an they want to host a party it was very detailed but she saw questions she says thank you for taking the time to write a page on how to create a play party I had an idea and decided to run with it but I could use a little guidance I'm going to run a tasting or triad event for the community I am affiliated with thank you for being the inspiration behind making this move to create a party so can you go over for anybody who doesn't know what a tasting or triad event a tasting triad event we've been doing these here at threshold for years and and so we've got a lot of experience there's other parties that are also doing that now it's not anything original it's basically a sampler so if you're doing a a bacon festival with all of our listeners in the chatroom you're going to go and try many types of bacon if you're doing a BDSM sampler you're basically going to have little booth set up and you're going to do little samples so you get like a little taste it's not a full scene you know you don't get all the bacon you just get enough to taste it and see whether you know you can maybe be interested to go further like Costco kink Costco kink so what you need for that is a so like say first you're gonna do is you're gonna pick the things that you're gonna well wait she has actual questions yes that's good so so instead of like here threshold in a lot of places we have full two-hour classes for one topic so if you wanted to you're new to kink and you can attend any of these events and go and sample 10 or 12 different things and get a better idea of what direction you want to go in right okay so she had three questions and you can answer each one the first one is what are good things to have people try this is this is where this is a great question because this is where you run into things like liability and whatsoever if you're gonna do a sampler and you're gonna bring in people that aren't in the kink community or maybe you don't have a kink community so you don't know how involved people are at what level of experience you are you're gonna want to kind of go with the safer things to begin with like spanking, vlogging, maybe very very light rope bondage you know by somebody who knows how to do bondage very well that can do just some basic risk of some things like that to not get in too much trouble you're gonna probably want to you know maybe violet wand or some sort of electric play with ten unit or something like that something that you're not gonna get in too much trouble or leave permanent marks and bruises on people keep the fire play keep the you know keep the bullwips all of those stuffs keep those out of your early samplers and tasters until you really get kind of you know an idea of who your audience is and if they're gonna be interested in that right so you mentioned spanking spanking, vlogging, rope, maybe some pet play, yeah absolutely role playing that's good yeah okay I mean we do needles in knife play and you know we do all sorts of those things but we're an established dungeon and the other places that do it are established dungeons and so you know people are going to a dungeon so they expect a little more if you're not if you're just gonna rent a place or do this at a private party you might want to you know just kind of take it easy the first time. All right in the second one is how do I explain the difference to people between this and another regular play party I think you did a pretty good job of that already yeah I mean you're letting people know hey this isn't a full on play party this is just for tasters so a lot of times you'll do it like it's kind of a social like when we for years we've done our events at threshold and it's kind of like you do the tasters but then the thrust of the event is social you know that people are getting to know each other but there's this little bit of kink there yeah because some I mean I don't know she might have a play party after she might want to advertise there's no play at this event this is yeah this is yeah this is just I mean it really depends on what you want to be responsible for if you're gonna have people and who those people are and how you're gonna vet your people that are coming if you have an entire vetting process where it's only gonna be people who have gone through these hoops that I have set out you're the one responsible for it so you can set up whatever rules and whatever that makes you feel comfortable to have that and then they get to decide whether they want to jump through or not okay finally she asks is it okay to use other dungeons rules if I get their permission absolutely if the rules work I don't think you need permission you don't you don't need it you don't need it I mean threshold like I said we've been around for 34 years at threshold and there's been you know Janice and all these other societies before us you know we're gonna pass out we're gonna we're all just regurgitating good ideas you know so if it's a good idea and it looks like it works then use the idea yeah I really I don't think that's what I have any problems someone took over we do that we send out all the time people literally people literally call us and they say hey like with the DM manual with whatever we don't have it's like I can't imagine like what why the seek like we're not gonna shoot our safety rules you make your own and die in a fire for a couple times that's just fucking retarded you know so we just are like hey we you know we've been doing orientation at threshold for 34 years we have a pretty good orientation that covers a good amount of information so we've had people come in from out of town and ask for our orientation you guys have literally given people your orientation script yeah here let's do it you do it just same cheesy shitty jokes see if they work in Oregon as well as they don't work in Los Angeles well that's good that was basically all her questions and I really if you're listening I was already took a song I hope you're part of it well please email us at perverted podcast that you know that I'm let us know how it went and for the other perverted podcast listeners that are interested in it please by all means we're not I tell people this that actually do email us I know it seems like perverted podcast is listened to by millions of people and they're all reaching out every four seconds to us and we have no time to ever email you back we don't we're losers we get like maybe an email every couple days so it's not like look out for a bad guy to go in history to find this so email I mean and if we don't get back to you it means we probably accidentally deleted it so just but we were I respond to everything that's there even just to say hey thanks for whatever but you can definitely we're not at the point to be ignoring that's true you can also go to perverted podcast I come and see this entire thing that you wrote out on how to start a play party and or much and or much pretty good all right so can we take it by exam there's always a king you don't know about yet so let's learn one now on fetish roulette here we are what what is it say what do you have two lines written there trying to make it sound like it's a big thing lines buddy here here comes yeah are you a slut for a red butt huh does the sound of daddy's belt make your heart melt does pissing in a bowl give you a wet hole what what oh that's not the right fetish sorry sorry right run these are maybe well if you said yes any of these except the last one perhaps you're probably into spanking shut up bear bottom over the knee military school discipline Kentucky fucking monkey good girls banking punishment spanking public humiliation over the desk over the carhood just a pad with a warm up no warm up grubby spanks count the swats be sassy and get more swats a Howard Stern flashback rhythmic buttbongo fiesta who there are thousands of ways to spank and a million variables of each style you can go as light or as hard as you desire and that is the perfect level of spanking for you today we'll be talking about spanking if you really into it I'm surprised given how last week you pissed and moaned about having to do spanking as a I just I was just like oh come on everyone knows spanking and then of course you all had to fucking jump on me like I was a bad man and you were right that's it is something very important to talk about because it is it is a foundational type of sadomasicism or non-sadomasicism it's a it's a foundational form of sensation play it is like probably one of the first it's the easiest you don't need any toys you don't need a lot of experience you only need a few tips to get started to actually give a really nice making to someone and there are some very significant ways that you can give a very bad smanking to somebody so we should definitely cover I can't wait to hear what those are we should cover it well I mean this is one where I'm gonna want you know some input because everyone has a different stylist making everyone has a different desire for their effect you know there's discipline there's you know punishment there's roleplay there's sensual there's all of these different things and they all get a different effect and we're not gonna get into because we started you guys are like hey what about clits making and face making and tits making and all these things those are absolutely these the principles that us apply can apply to almost every area you know you're but we're gonna just focus on hand to the buttocks the box today so now Kathy how do you like to give and get a spanking I enjoy this spanking is is at the top of my list by the way I love being spanked and I love spanking and my favorite way to deliver hand spanking is bent over table nice getting a spanking anyway I have no preference just the only problem is I don't have a high tolerance for pain and so I think I tire I get people impatient because you can never take it that far with me but with the right partner who realizes that it's not a matter of just whacking away exactly then it can be amazing because to me when it's being done to me what really excites me is the discipline the authority and that's not just about the spanking sure it's about the humiliating position you're in it's about what you're being scolded while it's happening or you're being made to do something you don't want to do and oh I really like how you pointed that out because I you know you I've spanked a few and everyone has a few but talks a few but talks and I think a lot of people they get that thing in their head and I did when I first I was the I was a one you know I was like a romance porn novel spaker before I got in the lifestyle I thought it was you just beat the crap out of them got turned on in fucked them and that was the spanking that I did and that is definitely a style of spanking and it did have a desired result but I didn't understand anything about dynamics warm up any of those things it was just I just knew this one thing and so basically if you didn't fall into that one category then whatever I was doing to you was completely lame and I like the fact that you say you can't take a lot because there is a there's a whole magical process of just taking your head down a notch and going I don't have to red and blister my hand on this ass I can adjust down to this level instead of I can just and still have that same authority and get those same you know those little eeps in those reactions but I don't have to muscle through it which actually gives you the ability to make it longer and build kind of more of a thing and those those can either be and it works even for people who do like pain that kind of drawn out spanking is kind of like the good girl the good boy kind of spanking yeah there's a lot more spanking than just slapping someone's ass that to a lot of people having someone across your lap is such an intimate way to be spanked that there's all in my experience I've seen a lot of sexuality involved in that position oh absolutely there's so much you have so much access depending on on where they were they're over the knee on the bed laying over over your lap even over a table of course you have great access to to penetrate right hands and knees with your your head on the floor and yeah that's what I call it the reverse funky something yeah I gave it a weird name hey I'm why why we have to what did I say I don't know fucking fuck monkey that's what that's called when you're sitting in a chair and you're sitting with both your feet on the floor the top and the bottom has their legs over your legs and they're facing down like they're fake like you were saying they're face on the floor and so they're kind of hooked over your legs and you have their ass right there and you just kind of and their legs are spread yeah pussy is exposed as women we spent our lives being taught to keep our legs closed yeah to me in that position is so humiliating and so hot at the same time Kentucky fucking that's what that's called from now on that called the Kentucky fucking monkey that's it that's what we're gonna do a couple things I wanted to point out for people who are new to this idea of smaking I think we've established that there's all sorts of levels the first thing is gonna be your warm up depending on your type if you are going for disciplined punishment tears shock terror no warm up you just go in you say bend the fuck over you start whacking the hell out of them you get your reaction that is a one style of spanking for most styles of spanking that you're going to try to accomplish some level of arousal sensation meditation euphoria you're going to need to warm up at a certain level because when you hit somebody hard right off the back you trigger the sympathetic nervous system which is that fight or flight which is a whole different reaction whereas warm up when you start just that tapping that groping stretching the ass or vagina open that type of things it sends the messages to their brain hey something's going on here it's not hurting me but it's definitely doing something what's that noise oh it's a studio fucking yeah if you're going for straight discipline completely different spanking right then if you're going you're looking for you have another goal sure if your goal is you're being punished well and that's in a power exchange dynamic so this is what I love about spanking it just has such a broad spectrum it can be something that you're being disciplined because you are in a very strict power exchange relationship you transgress you you broke a rule and it is not fun right and you're being punished so that you remember not to do that again all the way to sexually sexual spanking sure and everything in between so this and you like you said you don't need any implements but your hand and it is my favorite way to go now is good creepy can you go make sure that their doors closed if they're recording and just because we have neighbors that are fucking assholes and they leave their doors open while they fucking record never gonna listen to this no you just go shut the door on them fucking rupees is a shit did I mention I'm asking let's get back to spanking because banking is wonderful the only real safety is there's a number there's a couple little safety things the the main thing to remember is know where the tailbone is because spanking someone on the tailbone or coccyx is a very easy way to harm somebody and or break the coccyx which is usually not something that will inspire a future play with that person I know that you can do that if you're using a paddle but can you absolutely you can depending I mean everyone do you know who needs more calcium in their diet you don't know every you know people have different levels of bone density it's a fragile area you can you can sit down hard if you trip and sit in a wood chair hard you can break your tailbone happens all the time so of course if you ram a hand against that you can absolutely break the tailbone with your hand so you want to know where that tailbone is so a great way to do that is you have two hands if you have two hands then take your thumb with the one hand and kind of run it up the crack you know towards the top of the crack from the lower back down the crack a little bit and kind of feel for that little bony protrusion and that's the tailbone if you don't know exactly know what it is look online and look at some you know a skeletal like you know animation and go oh it's around there and once you put it there just kind of leave your thumb there as kind of a guide and then you kind of work the cheeks you know around that and start doing your warm up there upwards has different motion upward has a distant different sensation than downward if you're cupping your hands and slapping upwards from the bottom of the cheek up towards the asir vagina you're actually creating a sensation that goes into the genitals which actually feels really tingly and wonderful if you are slapping downwards from the top of the buttocks to the feet that creates a kind of pulling against the muscle which can be more painful and stingy so there's a bunch of like little things that you can learn to do things differently right but so different parts of it if you're doing almost the inside of the thigh or that you know horrible painful spot for me which is right where your butt ends and your thighs begin that crease that's the so painful and that is the sweet spot that's not a lot of people because there's I think there's like three big nerves that run under the ass cheeks in that crease and so that's a lot of sensations a lot of stimulation and signals and so for some people when you spank them kind of in that spot it's just like an overload of chocolatey goodness all over I like to I like to canvas the entire area and go all around those two globes and absolutely and yeah back to the thighs back to the thighs hurt more another thing to say is you can spank almost anything just know your anatomy so you're not hitting on joints and and you know bony places that's kind of bad and if you spank someone in the head you know that has its own dynamics we're sticking with the but the area is good the inner thighs the inner thighs is good back to the thighs are good back to the thighs tend to be a lot more sensitive than the buttocks the sides of the thighs the tops of the legs on your quadriceps those tend to be just a whole different type of sensation and pain like a deeper thicker pain but yeah yeah yeah we're both like I'm like who's gonna spank it who who oh mark thank everyone is volunteer Kathy what are you gonna spank some people no I think you should you have a spank I would take mark in a long time mark go over I got a I'm just gonna put this right here we're just going straight from fetish roulette to look a bit of spank over so we're gonna do it over the knee so playing a second we're gonna oh it's good girl then it up come over here sitting down there you go this actually works we've never done this how lame of us I have never can you hear that I can hear it 93 shows 93 fucking she's this is what not not a puppy girl was saying just go with it go with it literally put a girl over my knee where I'm sitting and put my microphone right there I'll look at her glass that's a perfect view right here is what I'm getting damn she doesn't have a nice ass yeah I'm gonna have years I still like that I like everyone sustained I know see so notice I have my hand cut so I'm getting that kind of pop if you have your hand flat and it doesn't hurt like if you've been doing it for a while you need to break for your hand that's a great thing to do yeah because it's you're doing it's really nice and upwards it's a lot more to go when you go upwards yeah I upper thigh you can kind of close your hands a little so you make like a loose fist so when you hit it with the top of the fingers parts you're not punching it you're actually kind of flopping your hand down and I've never seen that and that just gives more fun especially in the sides and those deep muscle tissues that can actually grooves if you hit too hard and then the most important thing that you're gonna remember about spanking is you have them over your knee you have this ass there you grab each cheek with a hand and very gently you're going to spread the cheeks apart not too hard because you'll rip but you just give a squeeze and you kind of pull it open and you're stretching open the ass and pussy it looks like you're massaging her ass pretty much as a massage yes and if you keep doing it it'll keep stretching more and more and then spank and then you know this is a good thing you bring up is the breaks that you need to take both for your own hands and for the bottom absolutely because then you can prolong it absolutely if you just burn them out by spanking too hard okay you get a five-inch spanking stand and they're done but if you go with a nice slow pace you can keep this going for a long time I am a big fan of a nice slow pace the steady pace that you've got right now feel okay you got a check-in she's really light but if you're doing it this isn't over the chair lean so she's actually hanging over and her hands are on the floor and her hands are on the floor so you got to check in with the bottom and make sure that she's comfortable that's why I like it on the bed where you put up pillows and they just lay across your lap and they just zone out and you get a nice good girl staking like that you don't want to do an OTK over the knee right after a heavy meal oh my god no that is a very good point yes all right couple good you ready for a couple good swats pumpkin okay here we go oh let's go another one and then get two hands in here trying to hit the microphone good girl oh and that is our show I actually don't know if this is part I can't believe I forgot this thank you okay so let's thank everybody who was here for this show tonight to I'm going everybody in the chat room do the uncle creepy and captain fancy who have been volunteered to help her birded podcast to carry in her wonderful boobies to mark in her lovely ass oh and that's it thank you boobie thanks look at her look at her little face so relax you feel okay honey I smile at your face she likes me very sweet she's over girl money's gonna get some later too if you have questions comments look at 12 year old pervert every day on my live as a perverted podcast at gmail.com and visit perverted podcast.com and finally if you're a want to support perverted podcast besides your wonderful emails and show ideas you want to check out our patron page what ever that thing is called patreon.com for which I can't ever say I can't ever say I will you to patron you're a little high from spanking a little high a little high my little girl especially so she's kneeling at your feet that's that's just so gorgeous so anyway that's the show show 93 show 94 you guys ready to get the fuck out of here all right or gtime all right peace out