93 - The Lobster Movie Review (feat. Yorgos Lanthimos) episode artwork

EPISODE · Feb 27, 2024 · 47 MIN

93 - The Lobster Movie Review (feat. Yorgos Lanthimos)

from Edge Game · host Geraldo_Rivera

when did yall stop kissing ur mom on the lips. let me know in the comments    Fuck porn i wish i could die 😭😭😭😭 Relapsed today, 23M virgin from tunisia who never dated or got a job or had any friends, i won't watch that shit again, i will never be able to have sex so why the fuck would i keep torturing myself being constantly reminded that a skinny guy my age has a dick thicker than his arm and he is out there pounding girls with that monster cock So damn depressed because i don't have a normal penis 😞😞😞😭, i have never known what having an erection feels like, my dick is small, so skinny and i have all the symptoms of Peyronie's disease/penile fibrosis which doesn't have a definitive cure apparently as far as i searched 😭😭😭😭 i have all the symptoms from fucking 14 and tried posting on reddit before but people thought i was trolling and i got banned multiple times, i don't qualify for a man and being a muslim is what stopping me from blowing my fucking head or throwing myself in front of the train that i take to go to college in which i'm a failure (repeating the 2nd grade of law school for 3 years in a row now) i'm writing this shit while sitting in my room crying like a fucking kid, idk if this is a mental breakdown but i can't take it anymore and i feel disgusted of myself 😭😭😭 it's haram to end it because i will guarantee eternal hell for myself and i don't want that to happen 😭😭😭   I did the math, I masturbated roughly 12 thousand times in 5 years and lost 25 thousand hours of my life fapping. I used to masturbate 7 times a day every single day, so in a year that's 2555 masturbations, 2555x5 which is the amount of years I spent fapping is 12775, now if you multiply that by 120 minutes which is the amount of time my masturbation sessions lasted it's 1533000 minutes, which is equal to 25 thousand hours.

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