94: All Right, I'm Going To Give You A Series Of Elbows

Yes, folks, it's that time again. it's time to play SOUP IS CALLING! Or maybe it's WHO ISN'T AN UNCLE? or OLIVES ARE RAPED. The point is, it's time for a game show where you could win a free one minute's supply of lady-mouth freshener. You know how we play our game. An aardvark will carve a beautiful statue out of monkey's faces. After that, it's all pretty standard stuff. Also, Cade has a MASSIVE charley horse the likes of which we haven't seen in months and months. Wonderful. Just wonderful. So if you ever wanted to hear an old lady give birth to a 49 year old infant, if you ever wanted to know how Burt Reynolds got his spirit broken from the inside out, if you ever needed to hear about a cross between soccer and belligerence, it's your time now. Enjoy, rate, review, share, tweet, facebook, do whatever you must! We love you weirdos. Come see us on the tweeeterrrrrrr!!!!!