Oh, there's a classic there. OG, if you will, but you know, a little tune we are, just then mate, everyone's listening to. Probably the last time we're ever gonna hear that because we're starting to touch, you know, we're gonna start tagging people at Capcom into shit. And they own that shit.
So yeah, we might get our season to sis soon. Well, that's fine, at least we're relevant if we do get that. Yeah, exactly. So ladies and gentlemen, this is the Capcom Showcase 2022 Turbo Sports Radio review, if you want.
I'm not sure if it's gonna be a review. Breakdown, breakdown, talk, talk smack. Yeah, what have you wanna call it? We're doing it.
Yeah, so as of this recording, which is the 14th of June, is basically last night that it aired, wouldn't it? Kind of live event, basically E3 didn't happen. So Capcom thought, let's do our own E3 pretty much. So it was to sell some tickets and get their games out there, get people excited about their games, right?
That's the idea. So what we'll do, mate, what we'll do, rather than kind of get me at some point. But should we just start with the first game that they started talking about before we kind of set up Barry and Capcom? Yeah, we'll just start.
So the first game was Monster Hunter's. Yeah, Monster Hunter Rise, like more specifically the big DLC coming for it. Yeah, do you know much about this Monster Hunter shit? I mean, I've heard about it, but this is the first one I've actually seen what the game is.
Yeah, so I tried to play one, like the last game that came out on the PS4, I think it was called Monster Hunter World or something like that. And I just, I tried a couple of times to get into it, and I just couldn't. Like on paper, it looks really good. Yeah.
But I just, it's, you've got your JRPGs, and then you've got like, Monster Hunter is above that. Yeah, I mean, for me, fresh off the bat, it looks like a new age secret, Amarna, you know what I mean? And that is kind of what you're talking about, or a breath of fire, whatever, but you can actually attack the monsters in front of you. Yeah.
But it struck me as a game, it'd be good if we were playing a Gebbermate, and we'd like to fuck this shit up. Yeah. But if you were left alone on that game, I just can't, it just looks the same. Just, you know, a blue dragon comes down this time with blue ice breath, we batter him, we batter us, then the next one's going to be a red dragon that comes down and we're going to do this.
I'll just, with your mates, that's fine. You can kind of get into that sort of shit, but if you were just on your own, you know, it just, I think you'd get sick of it pretty good. Yeah, you get sick of the grind, because that's what those games are, isn't it? It kind of tries to fool you, and it's more than that, but it's not, it just, that I need a craft, this, whatever item, but I need a hundred blue dragon charts to do it.
So it's like, all right, well, I'm gonna spend the next 20 hours, kidding, we'll say. One dragon. Yeah. Oh, it's a two percent drop rate.
I mean, I would say that the cut scenes mate, they look sweet, the cut scenes for it look really slick and shiny, it kind of went into cut scene and then kind of brought you into the gameplay in one kind of little smooth transition. It did too. Sneaky, you want it? Yeah, you're like looking at after things like, this game could have been the PS1 for like what I'm looking at.
It doesn't look that fancy at all. I mean, obviously I got a PS5, so I'm not seeing a new graphics and everything. Well, it didn't look that good to me. The reason I can imagine that is, it's because it's switch and steam.
So it's switching PC. It's not PlayStation 5. Oh, so is this a Nintendo game then? Well, sorry, it's obviously it's Capcom, but you know, they're kind of in kooks now.
I don't know if Nintendo bought Capcom or something, but they're kind of, yeah, this one is kind of, it's geared for the switch. It's the switches monster game. Right, fair enough. So yeah, that's why it looks a bit, whatever.
It's like the same graphics we've seen for the last 10 years. Yeah, so you should be able to play the new demo today, I think, which is a bit of a long steam and probably the Nintendo shop, whatever it is. Yeah, I was going to download it, but it's not done. Right, exactly.
Yeah, I've not got much to say about it. It's coming out, ETA, you know, let's give some facts to people because that's what they came here for. It's the 30th of June apparently, mate. That's the release date.
Yeah, and there's some real shit there. Yeah, and then a bunch of free updates later in the year. Did you write down in your notes, mate? Did you look at what I'm writing my notes on?
I was in my van today and it's basically the gas canister boxes for our nail guns. That's what I wrote. Yeah, that's what I wrote. I didn't have a note pad with me, mate.
So that's a play. Yeah, it's like the most illegible colored pen as well. Orange pen on cardboard. It's not, it's not good.
Yeah, did you write down anything that the listeners might want to know about? I wrote down a line which I thought was really funny because they give you the trailer and then they kind of break it down and kind of delve more into it. Yeah, and it's like, oh, this dragon, it's census danger and the clip they show. Well, it's census danger.
There's like four or five people just beating the shit out as it sleeps in it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought that was horrible. Because I mean, then I was thinking, well, the game is called Monster Hunter. So they are going to hunt in monsters.
So what these old boys have done, these three characters, they've gone and found the sleeping dragon. And while it's sleeping, they try kicking a fuck out of his head. Yeah, I didn't remember the line from it, but yeah, I do remember what you're saying. Yeah, I just thought, oh yeah, suppose it is Monster Hunter.
But they seem like bad guys, isn't it? That point, it's like you just switched it. It's like they're the bad guys, the dragons just having a snooze. Yeah, it's just a Sunday morning, isn't it?
He's talking about a big night yesterday, you know, doing what dragon, what do dragons do on a Saturday night, mate? I don't know. Eat a lot of gold. Eat a lot of gold, fly about, I'm breathing fire must do some shit to him.
I must be acid reflux. Yeah, yeah, they need some Reni with that. So he's had a hard and heavy night. And then I say he wakes up too.
Yeah, he wakes up too. He has his head cut off. He has some three little fuckers. Yeah, so let's give some server ratings, mate.
I mean, obviously we haven't played the games, but we don't need to, we can just see him. For me, looking at it, I'm giving it a two. Yeah, I'd give it a two as well. That's my first instinct.
I mean, I can't give it a one because I don't really know much about it. I haven't played it, it's a bit harsh, but yeah, it didn't look that great to me. Yeah, I'm kind of half tempted to download the demo, but then it's how long would that take to download? Oh, probably a while from the looks of it.
It looks like a real serious. So you're saying like a couple of hours or an hour or something? Maybe an hour, 40 minutes. And when you put a console on, it's the worst thing ever in it.
It's like put the console on and having to wait for an update or something. It's like, oh fuck it, I'm not bothering him. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it in the represent of always something.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, right, anything else about that? We just giving all the information you'll need about that.
Oh yeah. So thank you, thank you so much. Let's move on to the next game, mate, which is... Well, the next one.
Was that a spotlight corner? Is that what was it next? It was an Enzo Primal. No, Enzo Primal was...
Obviously, I've written some of boxmates through the different sides of the cube. The next thing was Street Fighter. Right, so that was in the spotlight corner, mate. Yes, that was the spot for all.
So Street Fighter 6, they released, they've said that they've got Ryu, Chun-Li, Jamie, Guile, and Luke, which is kind of the last character that was downloadable on Street Fighter 5. Oh, okay. Thought they were going to give him a cool back story, like he was Guile's son or something, and apparently he's just some punk. Right.
So whatever. That's a classic Street Fighter. I mean, they've got an opportunity to give really kind of developed characters. Now, we don't really want to develop them at all.
We don't really need to know much about it. We're giving you a blood type on Street Fighter 2 Turbo. We're giving the blood type and... Yeah, exactly.
But we don't really need to know if they've got any prebodas, dads, moms, anything like that, it doesn't matter. So they kind of dropped the ball on that one. But it was pretty underwhelming, won't it, mate? It was like, cheers.
So the big name, I know Resident Evil's Big as well, and we'll get to that. But fucking Street Fighter is everyone, no Street Fighter. And it's a new game as well. It's like a brand new full game of Street Fighter.
And it seems to be like the 35th anniversary. If it's anniversary, mate, yeah. And we get a Tekken trailer, essentially. Yeah, it is sad.
I know I've said this to you many a time. It does, it just reminds me a Tekken. It's gone so much more combination based. Less on strategy, more, it's still strategy.
Don't get me wrong, it's still got a lot of skill to play it. But it seems like any opening, someone's going to hit you 12 times, rather than three. And I just prefer to have three, your maximum, you can smash them on a three, and then they're back in a game. I don't want to be able to just get someone to take off their health.
Because then it's not fun. No. So yeah, got a bit of a quam of that. They did say about that Street Fighter universe.
You see that shit in there, mate? And there was a little cut of him, some other fucking running through the streets and giving someone a sure you can. Yeah. If they give us a Street Fighter Street, right, I'll give it a thumbs up.
And I'll probably stop playing 3.5.6 as it was designed as a beat up. And I'll just play this. Because I think I might have said it before, beating the dead horse, but shouting monks, the Mortal Kombat, shouting monks, mate, when you were Liu Kang and the other motherfucker with the hat. It was a platformer, co-op, knocking about fucking people up, streets of race style.
That's cool. And it was a brilliant game, awesome game. And it's like Street Fighter never even thought about doing it. It's like, you could throw one at the wall and see if it's six.
No one's got, I mean, you're throwing loads of shit at the wall. Like the EX ones, all the EX ones are crap. So I wouldn't worry about it. You're just throwing out there.
So you never know, I mean, to be fair, the graphics in that little cut away for the Street Fighter universe thing looked a little bit rough and ready. So I'm not too sure. It might just be a little bit between matches or something. You might just run to somewhere.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. You kind of like claymates.
Claymates, yeah. How's it going anyway? I tried it again this morning and it's just, I don't understand. It just throws you in.
I understand with like these older games, you are just like chucked in. This is, is that you're chatting to your uncle, where professor, whatever he is, I think his dad, yeah. Dad. And then he's like, oh, I'm clay.
I don't care what's going to happen. And then even if I am clay, I'm coming for it. And then you're in. And then he just drops into a level as a blue blob wall.
Yeah. And then you turn into a mouse. Yeah. And then a cat.
Yeah. And the cat's a good character mate. Cat's a good character mate. And makes nice noises when he hits people, doesn't he?
Yeah. That's good noise. Yeah. Yeah.
I enjoyed the mouse being super fast. Yeah, he's got a good bar for him as well. You feel like you could speedrun. Yeah.
Yeah, which you can't, though, because I can't take that. I mean, he hits kind of like popping straight away. Is that a Capcom game? No, it's not an interplay game, I think.
But yeah. It's great. Yeah. Just settle down, all right?
You know, we'll get to the Capcom. They've got the whole episode mate. They've got the cover, the thumbnail. Claymates ain't going to be on a thumbnail, or maybe they are.
Sneaking little blue blob in there. Exactly. So yeah, all in all, I mean, it's not given us much information on it at all. You thought they'd have released more than fucking five characters to say.
The three fight, EX series. They've never seen the lie day after that shit. Let's just see some of them, just to throw it. Because they really need to give us an ultimate roster.
But, like in Street Fighter 5, they love the DLC mate, they fucking love the DLC. They're dirty bastards. They give you a fight passes, right? Sounds cool, right, fight pass.
Oh, the fight pass one. There was a fight passes. So at each time you get another set of characters and different costumes and shit. It's like, you dirty motherfucker.
Yes. Let me buy the game up. I'll buy the game for 70, you give me everything, innit? But don't make me go through it and need to buy another fight pass to get the next four characters that you've developed late.
I think that's a Capcom thing because I searched Monster Hunter on the eat and Nintendo re-shop to try and find the demo. Turns out you have to like go into the actual games and you think you're gonna spend 30-grid and then it's like oh there's a demo but there's a giant list you just keep scrolling and scrolling of stupid little cosmetic packs and whatever so what they're all like a quid or whatever it's one of those it's not much but you buy a hundred of them. Yeah exactly how much you spend on that game? 553 pounds?
Right you're not playing a game anymore. Yeah I think it's a problem. Surely that's just a problem these days isn't it? You know back in the day you kind of earned the shit or whatever or you just got given shit and that was it.
That's a like all lump it. Yeah it isn't and it kind of there's a couple of games that now do it like the Call of Duty Warzone it's quite bad for it and I think Fortnite but apart from that most games have kind of chilled out on all of that sort of stuff. Right okay yeah so maybe treat fun. They ain't gonna calm down.
Those five passes are gonna be back all those out you know they're little bundles and that sort of shit. They're gonna be a pre-order bundle yeah yeah festive bundles mate they did that as well. Of course yeah yeah so come on now Capcom let's just get it together for Street Fighter. Let's change that logo.
I know it's a logo did change a little bit it's got more of a kafari sort of shit underneath it so hopefully they just keep chipping away at it chipping away and then it looks more like Street Fighter 2 turbo you know. Just finish there. They got yeah do it anyway so. Yeah they got time yeah but in the so they talked about the Capcom fighting collection after that.
That looks awesome so do you know much about Dark Stalkers mate? No. So that is a game that you don't really it's pretty rare over here. It was called I think it's called Vampire Hunt or something like that in Japan.
Okay and when it came out of the States and you know I'm sure someone has got it in the UK probably a few PAL versions but it was Dark Stalkers but it's basically Street Fighter but Gothic style so you've got to come and you're trying to think of some of the names of the characters now. You've got like these vampire sucky-busts bitches in it some vampires in it you've got some zombie motherfuckers like a Yeti in it. Yeah it's just it's nice because fighting games which I really like and that's why I like to have you know you're Hondas in there you're Zangi in there you're blankers in there because you've got our flavour that these characters you know you've got different styles as well but sometimes it feels like they everyone kind of they start feeling the same there's too many there's too many guiles or there's too many invites and characters you know there's too many people that are based on the same thing whereas the Dark Stalkers because everyone looked so different that if you felt like you and picking a character as well is an important thing in the street you know in a fighting game you know when you pick your characters mate and you I'm talking like you know to keep forever. Yeah it's important it's really important in that Dark Stalkers game they got some good they got some really good fucking characters it's hard you know I don't have a Dark Stalkers character character because I'm paid enough.
Sure you know I played on emulators and shit like that but there's there's a lot of good ones in there that you go like I can't I can't say his mind yet because I haven't had him enough but you haven't put the hours in yet. Exactly exactly so it's I'll be tempted to get that because it but again it did look a little bit DLC like didn't it because I've mentioned well you'll get Street Fighter II hyper fighting for free but you'll you have to pay for this or the base pack or something they started to do so I'm a motherfucker. It's on page 79 for each one of these is it? Yeah it didn't make sense what you were getting because yeah there was a Street Fighter in that and then they were like very quickly afterwards.
You can download Street Fighter II now. Yeah yeah which I did by the way. Oh nice. That was a bit weird to kind of because you have to download that Capcom Arcade Edition.
I can't even stay in that's it yeah you download that and then at the moment Street Fighter II is free to download on that because normally you have to buy the games. So yeah okay nice very DLC heavy yeah a couple of games a nice little treat a Gem Fighter in their mate which was a Street Fighter they're the little motherfuckers the little car-tweet versions of them which I've never played that game so I'd like you know look good it looks fun it looks fun you know it's you know little kid version yeah little kid versions of a Street Fighter it's just you know I like it and then Puzzle Fighter as well which I'm a Tetris man I've been playing Tetris quite a lot for the last few days because I've got new Tetris on the iPhone mate the last one I had legit Tetris it's like different companies buy the right to have Tetris you know I mean so obviously that company might have had a few years then you can't once you try and play again it's like no it's unsupporting now so it's a new one I'm good yes it's good does it it's good yeah it's good yeah but anyway the puzzle fight is the same sort of thing so you're just playing Tetris and you've got two fighters in the middle that'll give give one of them a hodouken if they're in the other so yeah yeah this to me that you know I'm much more excited about your Capcom fight collection than I am a Street Fighter 6 much more exciting yeah I'm not super excited about the Capcom fight collection but I am more excited about that than Street Fighter 6 I mean for you obviously mate you know you like Street Fighter you've been posted a Street Fighter tournament not too long ago and you know been playing a bit Street Fighter 2 turbo at home yeah what's it what's the vibe for you you feeling the same as me or have you got a different kind of take on it it's just like I don't understand why they're taking it in that direction like who's asking for that yeah I feel like the fighting games have gotten out of hands they need to kind of come back to like where they were and especially with all the like 80s nostalgia stuff why aren't you just doing a super slick because imagine the PS5 running a kind of a zest style of Street Fighter it'll be so fast and so smooth that your little free-four combos it's like done quick and you're in it's so like okay I go you go I block if I don't block I'm back in straight away that's kind of Street Fighter 2 turbo please like that yeah no it does yeah literally you know if I'm gonna fuck you up if I'm gonna you know come down on you if you're days or whatever I'm gonna come in with you with a jumping strong punch right playing as right away jumping strong punch then I'm gonna come down and hit you with like a just like a medium crouch medium punch yeah and then I'm gonna try and hit you with sure you can in that yeah okay you know I can do that you can probably hit another combo in there so you probably do one jump in to you know from standing then crouching then then you might hit but it's guaranteed I'm guaranteeing I'm gonna get you if I just do it for that you're gonna get a better free piece off than I kind of met for exactly yeah you might you know you might jump with your fingers up so if you just yeah if you do that crouching give yourself a do you can ask at least you've given someone some or you just gonna throw them which I'm more accustomed to anyway you've got a level grapple yeah just go and throw that motherfucker these days let's get them to the dirt let's put him down but when you're on the other end of that you're like okay so this is gonna hurt but when it's done when that animation's done so I'm back in yeah exactly yeah exactly but in some rather than you add your half your health and you thought well you know I'm losing here you know you're losing but at least you might have a chance to give someone a smashing you know you might be able to get one because you know different players different skill sets but at least a victory for you might be to get a sure you can on someone yeah as good as me or something I mean it'd be or throw or something you know you'd be and then sometimes you don't even get a chance because someone smashes you once gets half your health down they zase you you're gone before you even know it so you didn't even you didn't really even participate and you know I'm not talking about leveling up and shit you know you know they always at their handicap rating on Street Fire which if you need to do that do it but yeah the day just you know I mean you just that you shouldn't be able to just fuck someone up within fucking five seconds like I know it's gone no exactly and you shouldn't have to rely on like it's just boring as well watching twelve fifteen old odd combos going off as I find yeah exactly yeah it's like it's getting old now keep you up in me you know I mean yeah just landing and they're just that's what yeah it reminds me it does remind me a second you know obviously it's more skills in it with Street Fire in terms of how to hit the combos don't run me I do the fucking combos in the trials and everything I make sure you got to learn them and even when I'm playing online the certain times you got a user fucking dirty thing which you wouldn't really want to do but you're gonna you know it's gonna take off shit though so you're gonna do it but it's not you'd much rather just go over and throw someone it's just a better you know it's the old school way you know throw them to the side of the screen which you want to be on you know just throw them on the other side yeah that's everyone's got their kind of comfortable side don't they depending on what technique you're using at that time yeah there's a yeah yeah when I'm playing as E Honda I want to be over on the right side that you're looking at the screen I'm not talking that way so do you like holding you're holding backwards right to do it's flying headbutt you know I mean yeah hold left yes left in seconds right right punch yeah if you go and then was it 100 hundred slap yeah 100 pounds lap yeah in the corner yeah and then yeah if you can get a grapple into the corner and then the 100 slap that's yeah winning I like cuz he Honda's moves in a nice and they just give you a good old smash and he got slaps fuck out of people don't he like if you press L on the snitch you know the hard the hard we just did that fucking chop if just imagine if someone did that to you like of his size your heads in half you know so I yeah Honda's got special place in my heart you know I mean he's one of my if I'm bored of being in Royal Ken he Hondas up there for me definitely like an advice and as well and like a cammy but obviously she's later down the road she's super sure yeah not turbo and it's a day bastard anyway cuz it's just like when we're talking about the other day when you're saying about just figuring out your Honduran written just getting this technique down if you'll get to get your fucked yeah because they'll just give you an up down like if you're doing fast tigers fast that you found it he's screwed in you didn't get out of it and the same against them was a name dalasam what how do you pronounce it that was him yeah yeah yeah cuz he has that little extra bit of rings it's hard it's got those stretchy kicks and also if you're really dirty good player back in the day you'd have you can even chop you give a little light punch so you can do a flying headbutt dalasim or whatever now just to stop you just one little one little touch like little death touch pressing green yeah and yeah just just completely yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah bye as you or just keeps teleporting just the fucking sake of it but now you can do it I'm up showing off the elephants have seen it all you know every day there you go yeah so well I mean so the rating already for Street 5 6 I'm giving a 2 yeah too because you can't give it one because you've not played it but a 2 because you're not looking forward to it no I mean to be fair I got stung on Street 5 mate I was looking forward to that played it I was disappointed so I know kind of what cat long give you I know they can shaft you what's it coming out on I think I think it is gonna be 2023 they really gonna fucking put that on ps4 that's the thing they might do they might try it but but with some of these games later they're not coming on ps4 which which I think is good I do thinks good I mean the thing is though you're talking about the Resident Evil games and yeah yeah and it's like well they've already been on ps4 anyway because that's the all fucking business model and even change the story on some of them just get you know we just you know just change it up a little bit you change it everything about it it's like playing Resident Evil 4 at the moment it's like all the cutaways that all the videos they were showing a bit it's like I haven't seen any of that shit it starts in the forest we don't worry it's what he cabin with two to police officers dropping off in the car yeah it's like a little dirt road isn't it yeah do you see the forest in it it's like yeah proper like silhouetted like trees and everything it's like I can't remember that yeah so yeah let's move yeah yeah we had yeah twice did we have a release date on that I'm not sure if they give it did they give us exact one or they just say coming soon I can't see it right okay right let's move on the mix what do we up next then after that was that the arcade stadium was that exo primal after that exo primal wait what stadium they kind of spoke about the Capcom arcade stadium oh it was in that spotlight thing okay so that 32 games in it which again might be pretty cheeky but it did feel like it's almost a little club you joining and you got to pay some continually paying money yeah shit that's what it kind of felt like to me anyway let's get to exo primal yeah should I tell what my only note was I know it's a very hard couple but my first note was Fortnite question mark is it just Fortnite but I haven't paid Fortnite but it looks like fucking fortnight what I put was it looked kind of overwatch esque right okay because you have are you familiar with overwatch yeah I know what yeah I know what it looks like yeah I know it looks like so it's you've got your kind of characters that you pick that you got your tank guy I played it I have played it yeah yeah but it is a bit that is a bit of Fortnite guess and it as well a little bit I don't talk about different characters you're about you got a bow and arrow person in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it just yeah is it needed is that we're feeling yeah who's after this and again the graphics look shit yeah pretty lame and there was no mention of the concert of what concert would be on I'm confused that if it was a switch exclusive I would kind of give it because that's a lot of dinosaurs on screen that is yeah that is a dinosaur dinosaur yeah it was dino survival mate it's dino survival right yeah but why because they sold a new Jurassic Park film coming out didn't they we just got great reviews oh yeah I'm standing reviews that does doesn't it yeah they're like oh it's a zombie zombie horde everyone knows zombie hordes and someone must have just come out watching the last year as a part is like you know what the last raptors mate yes yes oh yeah so sat there see cos it's a copy of face see you come up the best idea laid on me dino survival what does that mean don't it's a rival John Italian copy and paste right copy and copy and paste well what a raptor a million times that's the best thing of ever yeah that's it print it yeah it's so they are doing though they are doing a closed network test aren't they as well for that one mate so if you do want to have a little go on it I think you just got a kind of you know sign up sort of apply for it apply for it and you might have a really good time paying don't survive but like and what's it on you stand up to it what are you gonna play it on it'll be I mean that game can be on anything I don't it didn't look great so I think a Nintendo console could deal with that as well yeah it just what we've got so it's extra problem with a game before is it brand new game here's brand new right okay actually prime with my favorite game of all time I can't wait for time I know survival but it's like you can wait for it you're gonna wait for it a year for that shit yeah and they're like oh we showed off two characters we'll show off more so thanks unravel the mysteries why is this person releasing dinosaurs so well find out next week I need survival I'd watch dinosaur TV show I'd watch it yeah just walking dead with dinosaurs can you that I mean that's a better TV show than it's a game yeah did you ever play Dino crisis yeah yeah where's Capcom there was an evil was it when I heard survival mate I did think they could have done it yeah so yeah Johnny is a massive he loved he loved that shit and it's a good game really good game hard as nails yeah I don't yeah I remember being stuck on that for ages it was it was you know it was it was as hard as like metal gasol it you know I mean it's it's that sort of hard it's like you can't just go knocking about a metal gasol it can you know you're taking like you know I get in a box and run around for a bit but you get booted by someone you couldn't you couldn't play and that's the same as Dona donnagroves is like you had to go in there fucking things up you couldn't just just have a little little jolly yeah we got a casual oh yeah I'll just start down across the sun for half hour yeah you're doing that you're just seeing that dead screen for half an hour yeah it's a shame though isn't it because I mean what they could do with that game now mate yeah because the new original evil games look wicked I know that but dinosaurs yeah it's yeah I'm terrifying as well yeah because yeah they can make it proper fucking eerie couldn't they because you have a play alien isolation we'll see it yeah I know it yes yeah yeah the one where your rippley's daughter and you're on the ship and there's only one alien and that is the most terrifying game we've ever played yeah basically that's good that is so yeah you wanna have a little jump scare now again don't you dirty yeah imagine knocking about in like a office complex or whatever and there's a couple of dinosaurs yeah some velociraptors imagine that scene from the first rattet part with the kids yeah in the kitchen with that as an entire game yeah who doesn't want that yeah exactly because you know you pick yourself in you can make it a bit more stealthy you know you could you know put yourself in they could just put little little actions in there then just can really kind of just drive the game and just make it make it more of like fuck they are hunting you you know I mean you need to keep yourself fucking alive away from them and if you are close with them they can fuck you up you know I mean you just it's almost game over I mean because they can make it so savage that you can't you can't get your steak yeah yeah exactly give yourself safe you know give yourself every room you go into yeah quick save yeah exactly don't yeah don't start with the rest of the world so where's this fucking typewriter I'm going back that typewriter I'm going back to that one I don't care if I can see there's a typewriter in two rooms time there could be seven walls out there so I'm I'm going back to this typewriter I might see if I can sell a speaker yeah I can sell anything on that game it's like one of a kind thing it's like gone no I'm selling it's 10 grand I can make my shotgun a little bit stronger but yeah I mean extra primal I don't really understand why they're making it and the story mode is online as well is what they implied anyway right because you go up against another team and it's like have that as it's own like game mode because if you just want to if you do want to solve that mystery I don't you don't want to go up against another yeah I'm with you that's for you yeah like gaming you know obviously gaming these days everyone likes to knock about what it makes everything fair play to them but it's also time for you to just a lock in and do something on your own which is quite nice it's not mean it's just you're accountable for what you're doing just go and lose yourself a little bit rather than fucking speak to the person at school with us yeah and I mean yeah I don't understand the point of it I don't give it out of one yeah I'm joining you in a while yes yeah I didn't understand what I was looking at for most of it it didn't it didn't sell itself and I did it no did not even the old boys fucking selling it Jesus Christ is and do you know what else didn't sell it the next thing which was Dragon's Dogra fuck me I know how good is this so what I'm not a Dragon's Dogra mate so really I apologize for that but don't worry don't worry they're doing a 10 year special video in our YouTube yeah yeah not today not there on the event no no no no you're just telling you about it we can all you sign yeah they're gonna do they are going to do a 10 year video anniversary video on YouTube oh yeah what's up what they doing it it's a 10 year video it's a 10 year you game no maybe yeah exactly the thing is as well when you read some of the fucking bullshit the Capcom was spouting before it was coming out so there's a couple of a couple of special little fucking Easter eggs coming it's like well I'm telling there was nothing special about this Capcom showcase I tell you the best thing about the show case mate was they did you see the countdown no I didn't the countdown was good it would come from 9 or from 10 whatever in a Capcom font and it just looks like and shiny and that was there I was the Yeah, some slick numbers, a blue background. Yeah, let's move on from that, mate. So after that, the second half of this presentation was all Resident Evil.
Yeah, which, fair enough, I suppose at the moment, it has to be their biggest seller, surely. Yeah, big franchise. They gave the stat Resident Evil Village, so eight or nine, it's eight. The sort of six million copies.
Wow. It's a lot of copies. Yeah, that's good going. Have you played Village?
Not Village. I have played the one before that, but a little bit of it. I want to go back and play them, because they look really good. Yeah, it is nice.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'll give them some shit for this, because re-hashing games is a bit of a dirty motherfucker, you know. But then again, what they've been doing that in a straight fight for years, so we've seen it. But then again, you know, she will never foot here. It is nice to see something, you know, just being refined and just, you know, the old-school PS1 game that you wanted to play, but you're going to play it and it sucks.
Yeah. So it's like, no, you've got some nice triggers to use. You've got some analog sticks to knock about with, you know, because obviously they didn't have them back in the day. So it is nice that they are remaking them and kind of keeping, you know, resonant evil too alive or whatever, you know.
I do like that. It's protecting their product. It really is kind of just, so we'll make it better. I mean, it's dirty, but they are, they're keeping them alive, which I do kind of respect, in a way.
Yeah, and they look great, and by all accounts, play really good as well. I would look forward to the remake of Resident Evil 4, because I did not realize that came out in 2005. Mate, I'm just playing it at the moment. I don't get it.
But it, when did the PS4 come out? PS4 was 2014. So what was the original? Was that a PS2, PS2 game?
Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, because I had it on the PS2, but I mean, I was a little punk. I didn't finish that. I was 10, that I wouldn't complete Resident Evil 4.
I think I got to where, it was probably only a couple hours in nowadays, but I got to where they, it was like nighttime and they sort of, they all became like weird. It wasn't just the dude knocking about. It was the full blown weirdness and the walls after you and the tentacles coming up. Yeah, those walls are best.
And also, you're just hoping. I mean, you know when a tent was going to shoot someone with a shotgun point blank in the end, you know they're done. It's sniper room. You know, I like to sniper someone from a tent because you just, you can fuck them up.
I'm going to put that one. Oh, it's really good. Yeah, just buy the add-ons for the rifle. That's the best thing.
Just get all your shit sorted for the rifle, but you know, you look at someone, you know they're going to have a tent all coming out of it. Because not everyone does, but you just look at certain people and it's like that. It does, but it's right. Yeah, you're going to have a tent all coming out of it.
And then after shoot you again, I've only got one bullet in the barrel, but I'm not going to reload, because I don't waste that. So I think I'm much ammo on me at all. So it always happens. But the walls are dirty passes as well, mate.
But they, you can't fuck about those walls. No, you've got to know what you're doing to them. Yeah, or run away. Just go back for it.
Just go back to the tent all. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, it is. I like that they're, obviously they know they're selling fucking units, mate.
So they are putting all the eggs in the basket. It doesn't look amazing. And I do like the fact that what we referenced earlier is that they are going to be exclusive for PS5, aren't they? Some of this is not a issue.
And that's how it's got to be. You know, if you've got to go to the next level, mate, I know we ain't got them, but you've got to go there. You've got to get to that next notch, you know, you've got to keep going and making the best slickest game possible. And if they know this story is a, I mean, it's a fucking great story all the time.
It's a good, you know, good layout when everything easy to fucking follow. Simple structure. It's all safe. Yes, saving saving.
It is one for you. Do you remember this? When you played it the first time, so you're saving the president's daughter. Yeah.
Right. When you first meet up with that Spanish oboe again, Lewis, you kind of meet up with me. He's knocking about as well. But anyway, you meet him and he meets her and he says, I didn't realize that the president of data has ballistics.
It's just a close up of a tits. I'm getting like, I mean, she is of age. She is like, she is I think she's 20 or something. It tells you her age.
It seems younger. I know definitely seems younger, mate. Yeah. I would have told you she was that old.
Yeah, I think she is 20. So it kind of lets them off the statement. But even so, you just meet someone with some crazed motherfuckers outside and just go, well, look at all the elistics. Did it give the all the button that you could press to like zoom?
No. It actually made you zoom in. Yeah. When the cut was there, mate, it was just that's what I'm talking about.
I'm not letting you guess what I'm thinking about. Yeah. Yeah. So we had, so let's move on to obviously, recently before is coming out the 24th of March, if I got my figures right then, mate.
I think it is. Yeah. Next year. So not too long.
I think that would be really good. You know, I mean, if I had a guess, I think I would be getting it. I don't think I've still got plenty of games playing on PS4. So I think I just stick that out.
But then we've got the other kind of titles, mate. So you've got the shadows of rose. So that's a story of Ethan. Ethan, the main character of village.
Yeah. And she's got some super powers or something now. Yeah. Yeah.
If I'm going to be completely honest about that, I ain't too sure about that one. I don't know if I really care about knocking about as a little girl. Like, because I wouldn't care about knocking about as a little boy either. Like, I just don't, that's what stuff don't really sell it for me.
I want to be some grizzled motherfucker walking, you know, special humbies. Just seemed a little bit too airy for me. It's, you knocking about in the, the original house? It looks like there isn't a resident evil one house.
Or is it just some like nicely decorated mansion? Maybe. No, maybe. I mean, that would be a good take on it, mate.
Refresher. You know what I mean? If we're introducing a new character and we're kind of bringing it to the forefront of the cell gaming to teenage girls, because that's what they're going for younger girls, obviously. Yeah.
To then place her in, in Resident Evil 1, and it kind of, you know, I like that. Yeah, but like what? 30 years later, something like that, isn't it? Must be.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It'd be a good take on it. If that is what that is. Yeah. No.
You see her pick up a pistol and say, oh, yeah. But I'm talking about a shotgun, blasting through tentacles and shit, mate. And that's, you know, I mean, I don't think he's going to be that personally, and that's what I'm going to see it. But they also said she's got powers, but then don't show the powers.
Yeah. Maybe she's got a force or something. You never know. Yeah, I think it's going to be like telekinesis or something.
Yeah. Just like push, pull, pop someone's head, that sort of thing. Yeah. Which, again, you know, in the right way, mate, if you're holding down, let's say you locked on to the right side of the head.
And then you're going to go through. And then the harder you press R2, the more kind of, you know, that fucking vibration going through because I've got a good vibration. There's a new word right there. Yeah.
And it's got the resistance in the triggers. Yeah. So there is a word for that though. Adaptive trigger technology, I think.
Yeah. And it does have you had to go on. It does feel good. It does feel good.
It feels really good. So I could, you could pop someone's ever that and maybe you could go around popping someone's head. I mean, maybe they should have called it fucking, what was the name of it? Just check them out.
My box again. Shadows of rose. Maybe they could, Rose Rose's head popping experience. But then you've got what I thought was a cool DLC was the third person mode for village.
Yeah. So I didn't know the village was, I didn't play that mate. I didn't realize it was a first person shooter. Yeah.
So village and seven are both first person. See, I'm not too, you should never fucking just do that. Should you? Yeah, I don't know.
Like, Resident Evil is a, is an off-centive. Third person shooter. Yeah. Yeah.
When you're going to knowingly takes up too much of the screen. Yeah. And you're like, you've got your laser pointer going. It's like, what?
It's no where near it. It's nowhere near where I think the center of the screen, you know, where I'm lying. It might be probably is perfectly in the center of the screen. Because he's at the angle.
You think we've got to be shooting off the right level. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't want, I thought that I mean, it's a good idea to change it up and everything, give the person the ability to have his first person shooter to get those tickets sold.
At the same, at the same degree, you've got to have that third person ability. Yeah. Oh, see, I thought that and then I played seven and it is, it does something. It makes Resident Evil scary again.
Because I think the one before that, what was six? No one played six, which was the problem. So they really mixed it up. And it was really zoomed in.
You're like, you're in a house or you don't go off through a city or anything. It's really claustrophobic. Right. I think it's a nice touch.
But that was already in said, the third person mode. If you've got to replay the game, that's a cool way to do it from a different perspective. Yeah. But I still think the whole mode, they should just have that actually be standard mate.
You should be pressing select or whatever and that should just pop into the different. Yeah. Like GTA, you know, just change it up. Can you, can you, can you strafe in the new ones?
And the rest of the people thought you can't strafe, can you? You can't. Sorry to walk. Can you not?
No, I don't know. I haven't worked out. If you can't write and let me know, but no, the only way you can kind of look around a corner or kind of put yourself around a corner. You can't, you're always running aimlessly just round the corner mate.
Like you can't, the only way I do it is going to like, I've changed the camera. So it's like swings. So it's there. But then you still walk forwards.
So you walk forwards. So your character still actually looking forwards. Yeah. Then you can see, but you can see down the, down the alleyway that you're just about to run down.
But yeah, I can't, you know, I mean, I kind of like it because it's just arcade and you just got to go in all guns blazing. I mean, that's why I do like it. Can you move and shoot in that one? Aim and shoot.
One was that. No. It's one of the other. Yeah.
Yeah. I thought it was much. Yeah. Which again, you know, I get it, but sometimes you want to run away, don't you?
And you can run away shooting, but no, you just got to run away. Yeah. Because that's stopping to aim then shoot it. Yeah.
That folks you. Yeah, you're dead. You're dead. Yeah.
Someone's coming from a window from behind. It's game over. And do you think you've given yourself enough time to like, like, just enough time to like, I can aim, I can stop aim shoot, but no, that kind of stop up. And then you've got to pitch walking in the chest.
It's always a pitch walk in it. It was a lob, it was a lob, the hammer. You've got something or a hatchet or something. It was like, settle down.
Hey, come on. I'm not going to throw him on gun at you. I want to do it, but I'm not going to do it. So don't throw him.
Come up to me in an orderly fashion one by one. So I can plow you down with a shotgun that I'm going to, I've got an ammunition for. But like, one behind each other, but also kind of like a side step. Yes.
Like to the left or something. So you can, so you're not in the way because that kind of falling animation takes forever. Yeah. Exactly.
So I know there's someone behind you. You think I did it on purpose, but yeah, when you take someone's head off and they're still walking for like three steps or whatever. It's like, get down. Get down.
Because there's a wolf behind you. Yeah. Yeah. They've done that on purpose.
It's like, this is royal, Ryan up. Yeah. Correct. Let's move on to the old, the mercenaries mate.
What do you think of that? Looked interesting. I've never heard of it. No, me neither.
But look quite action-packed. A nice change of things. Yeah. Did you like the, I didn't write down his name, but like the fucking mercenary looking old boy was called like Chris Redgrave or something.
It was like some really kind of just, well, redfield or something like that. It was just some classic, just basic name. African American. Yeah.
Yeah. They obviously had a little think tank for that one and just that one won. But yeah, it was a bit, you can be some sort of vampire bitch in that as well. Is that what I was saying?
Yeah. She's the, I think she's the baddie from Village. And yeah, she's like nine foot tall or something. Big tits.
That's her thing. Because your camera heart is like perfect in line as well. What's your name? Well, I'm nine, but tall.
I'm a big tits. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And I'm pale. Strong gimmick, you know. And I quite, I think quite like how she was very obviously taller than everyone.
Yeah. Because everyone's made to like six foot height. Yeah. And it looks like your camera was way too high because it's first person.
It might piss you off after a while though. Looking down and over. Yeah. I think for a, for like the first couple of like little rooms or levels of what you're doing, it might be fun because you're kind of like just picking people off from above.
This is just a bit, I want to be down on the ground now. I've been up here for too long. I get it. You don't eat it.
No, I'm not in it. I've got people up to bite them probably. Is that my bed and down? No.
Lady, what's your name? Lady Demotrescu or something like that? Oh, it's French in it. Democru, Democru or something like that.
Democru. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah.
And who else do we have in there? There was another couple of characters, but no. There was the guy with the hammer. I think I'm a fucking, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I think it's Steve Punky sort of deal. Yeah.
I'm not too sure if I play him. I think I'll either be. I go for the old Lady Democru, first, just to give her a go. And then I moved to old Steve, Red Bill, whatever his name is.
Yeah. Yeah. I think that's right. Unless he's got a set of gimmick which does make him like the most fun to play like.
Because his hammer thing, he's got some weird hammer thing. Yeah. If that really fucks people up in a satisfying way, then that's the one you're going to play. Yeah.
If you smash people's heads up with a big old hammer thing. Yeah. And it's a skill to do it. Yeah.
You might be into it. But then again, you've got to have a gun as well, any. Sure. Give him a gun.
Yeah. He's got to have like a flintlock, like pirates pistol or something, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Nice pistol. You could probably have a shotgun as well in there. Yeah. You could do a little bit of both.
Obviously got to look like you're saying, it's got to be a fucking pirate's gun or something. Yeah. Yeah. Another modern.
Oh, they just give me a laser. What could you do? It makes a famous noise. It's an old laser.
Yeah. It's an old laser. What from fucking 1840? Yeah.
Yeah. The Egyptians had them. That's how they built the pyramids. Lasers.
It was a big rock and I just shot it. It was just a few mountains. One of those lines, they're just on the outside, not going through everything. That's a detail.
That's just a grat. That's just routing it. I mean, there's no, I wouldn't cut through this though. It would not be silly.
It just looks like it is. It made a pattern. It's like you would if you're doing some wallpaper or something. You put in a pattern, a pattern.
Yeah. That's what the Egyptians did. Let's put a pattern up. Yeah.
Well, is that a showcase pretty much finished? Do you have a little gems in there that you wanted to share? There was like a, what's it called? Like reverse or something?
It was an evil verse, but they showed it for like literally two seconds. Yeah. Was that a third? That was a third one, wasn't it?
Was that not the third one out of the, yeah, the roses, roses head smashes. The third person was in the mercenary. That was the 3DLC for village. And then there's reverse was something else.
Right. I remember logo because obviously they've done the same shit as they've done and everything else. What's another word that we could like do the rest of the evil font with? You know, put the R there and we reverse.
Look in the car. Yeah, I suppose we could go with that. Yeah. Well, we said reverse.
Oh, yeah, I seem better. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck knows.
Yeah. That's something. And they kind of talked to the little bit that they did talk about. It was like, you should already know what this is.
Right. I don't know. It was weird. I would have to look into it.
But I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought it was. Wait, there you go. All right. Moving on.
Yeah, didn't touch about it. Yeah. Come on. Break it down.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Something that they should, I'm gutted that wasn't in there, but I knew wasn't going to be in there. It was there's no Mega Man game come out mate.
Let's give this a PS5 Mega Man. It's a way. I mean, don't, I mean, don't get me wrong. Don't get me attacking.
You know what they, I know they want to use your graphics. They'll use them in the right way. Let's make it slick. Let's make the ladies look good.
Because Mega Man's fucking, I mean, he's old school capital character mate. If I can, all the Mega Man games quality, let's have a new Mega Man, you know, what they tried to do with Mega Man 64. Let's have a new, a new era Mega Man. Do you want it 2D?
I would want it 2D. Yeah. Of course I would want it to. But I'd accept it being you know, a platform 3D platform, sort of, I'm trying to think of a game that there's a new, there's a, on the PS5 there was some sort of like little, uh, test.
I think it comes on the console itself. Oh, well, you're the little robot thing. Yeah. That is Mega Man.
Yeah. That's what I'm asking for me. Because that robot game is fucking sweet. I've really enjoyed that.
Yeah, that would work. So Mega Man, yeah. Just nick that game. Just put a new skin on top of that game.
I'll pay you a bit for it. Last one, lasers. Yes, exactly. Yeah, so I mean, yeah, I didn't want to see a 2D version of it, but, you know, the world's changed.
People are changed, so we'll probably have to go for 3D. Yeah, because I mean, like Mario Odyssey, and there's a new Kirby game that just came out, which is 3D as well. And then it'll be really good. So I reckon you could do it, but do like what Rayman did, because Rayman went 3D for a while, didn't it?
He did go 3D, yeah. And then they kind of almost like rebooted it, but made it 2D. Yeah, it's the hard thing with Mega Man, I suppose, is that obviously he's got his lasers, and they say lasers, his fucking guns, different style guns, everything, which you'd make the graphics could make them look really cool. They could make him really fucking lame, you know, like almost a bit just, you've really done a bad job in that kind of, like, that's a weapon that turns into like a sword or something.