real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast. That's right, real good show is back at it again for another week, episode number 94. I forgot to plug the hits in between there, so it sounded like I said a week episode again.
I didn't do that on purpose, but it is episode number 94. It is off to a week start, and it is an episode that it might be thought of as a heroic gentleman, but never really, I mean actually, hold on. Well, we're doing 94, and it's a Canucks spot. It's Ryan Smith.
I was going to say he never amounted to much, but then he did win the cup with the LA Kings in 2010. Yes, he did. He was on that team. He was like good, he was like a good fourth-liner, but he was on that team.
He was on that team. I don't think he was by then. He was with Los Angeles in 2010 and 2011. Ryan Smith, Stanley Cup.
I don't think he ever did. I was thinking of those bad years in 2010. I don't think he did either, actually. He was, yeah, no.
They first won in 2012. They won in 2012. The Black Box won in 2010. I just want to go start over.
No, no, no. Keep it. If you fuck up, you own it, bitch. He went back to the Oilers.
It was 2012, and then he went back to the Oilers in 2012 and played. He went back to Edmonton for Gilbert Boulay. I like Ryan Smith, because now Euler's fans know what it's like to have their own Trevor Linden, except when I explain Trevor Linden to Euler's fans, I'm like, imagine cheering for a franchise where Ryan Smith is the most celebrated player in the world. I was celebrated player in your audience.
I don't understand. I grew up in Toronto. I would say he's not good at all. He's pretty much...
Yeah, well, What's Trevor Linden mean? Well, now he's nothing good. Yeah, because he's the president of the team. But you have a lot of fans who love good hardworking blue collar lunch player lunch pail players.
We had Pavel Fukenberg. We had the CD. Marcus Nazim was way better than Trevor Linden. No, way better.
Even Bertouzy in those two years. Oh, definitely. So, that's how I explain to Euler's fans. So imagine this is what's like being a Canucks fan.
Ryan Smith is our wing runner. It's your best player ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ever and also Ryan Smith took one of the worst hits I've ever seen anyone take in the beer league Yeah, well cuz he's playing like senior a now. Yeah, I got destroyed It's one of the worst that I did not I did not you go out.
I got it's off We actually we actually introduce ourselves or I guess or I guess who has already spoken the intro to help help I just fell apart when I thought the Kings won the cup two years earlier than they did Here's the hit and the weird part about me thinking that is that I talk is not even close I don't know if they show a replay You know, it's a bad hockey hit when it has more thumbs down and thumbs up on YouTube because like most hockey hits get more thumbs up Oh It's like straight elbow to the head. Yeah, people thought he was like gonna die He was like, yeah, I mean he ended up being fine to stretch it off stretch it off I know it's a nasty the weird thing is I was actually in Los Angeles living there when they won the cup and I was like Yeah, that was my 10. You're a dumb city of a big dumb. I will say in my defense.
I'm so tired I've moved I've been moving all weekend right now. What's your name? I'm not saying oh, yeah, we're supposed to introduce our sense and I am of course Justin Moore setting with me again as always is Stefan Hacks John College and with us for this very special episode the Ryan Smith episode is Cartoonist comedian author Jacob Samuel. Hello.
Yes. Thank you. I am here Please acknowledge me Your titles there you call yourself an author when it's not the cartoon. Well, I don't know what to say with cartoons.
It's like oh, I authored the Like I still fuck I wrote the jit like I wrote to the joke of the joker. There's words in there. Is there like an intro? No, I really I really minimize mental words I'm like just I just had a book just has like 200 cartoons and that's basically it Perfect anything like you're better than an author because like you're doing a lot more work to save us from having to do Like imagining things I'm bringing I'm bringing joy into your life.
Look you look at a page five seconds later. Hopefully that's pretty long Yeah, it's like you can flip through this book in like a minute or an hour 200 cartoons at five seconds of cartoon that's to the math 20 minutes roughly but yes, Jacob. I have one of your cartoons that sits here all the time and it is very funny and you are very talented you've been published in the New Yorker multiple times and your book is coming out it's called Slinky Hell I'm looking at it right now and Slinky hell calm and you'll get all the information about it So much for having me guys That's an amazing cover yeah, it is a great cover the cover is a slinky at the bottom of two sets of stairs It's in hell presumably like that's right. It's like too deep.
It's like there's no stairs this way Yeah, if you're looking in for father's day, this is like a great thing for dads love this book. Oh, yeah Totally they would hey, yeah, like my dad used to love like far side, you know I've done enough like or I've done the comic festival here a couple times and always dad like lost ads coming to my table And there's like oh thank God thank God Like a lesbian graphic novel like The warmest color a pictorial well I remember I took I took a women's studies class in university and we read we did read some Lesbian slash feminist graphic novels and it was a real eye-opener for 19 year old John grew up in the suburbs of Toronto and Vancouver Yeah, I'm not knocking that John. No me neither dad's it's not I mean a dad doesn't want to read a graphic novel called a bitches born because I definitely read that for a class In fact, it's probably somewhere on that shelf up there. I'll see if I can we'll see if we can pull it out It's great.
Oh, there's the one there. I see one of them that I read for that class and you catch right there I'll get it right now a bitches more because of some gender studies street cred Yeah Funny and horrifying at the same time by Roberta Gregory and there's a girl with period blood on it on the front Like period blood on her dress period blood. That's why I meant by it period blood on it's on her dress Yes, but yeah, there's some good morning sickness panel yet back. Oh, well, that's there you go Yeah, I mean, it's just a shot in a cucumber endure.
It is truly a graphic novel. It's like very early 90s I don't know when it was I think it looks like late 80s. I would have taken the class in 2000 and yeah, I know that you took the class in there Yeah, this does say it says all contents copyright 9291 9293 929 So I feel like with gender studies classes I feel like you should is a guy if you go to it and you just don't talk and you just listen that should be like an automatic B Plus like that should be the class of the guys just don't interrupt or say anything and she was not a fan of me because there were two men in the class me and then another guy who was who had dreadlocks and Lippering and he talk. Oh, yeah, and she loved him a lot.
Did you talk? Yeah? She hated that problem. Yeah, it was a problem.
We both talked but she liked when he talked and she did not like what I was You say like what was I don't remember? I mean, I was like 19 So it probably wasn't anything good, you know, you weren't like really smart and like I was smart, but not progressive Okay, not at that age. I mean you're a hockey boy. So exactly I was a hockey boy from white rock.
Why did you take this class? It's a great question. I don't know. I don't know.
I think someone just told me it was like a really good class I needed an elective and I was like to meet women or no no no no no I mean did I sleep with a girl that was in the class maybe but it wasn't Yes, or no if you learn anything from gender studies class the consent is very important. Yeah, she said yes All right, well This is this is you have a book coming out today. Yeah, we're just well today as you're listening to the folks Which means that of course that's a there's gonna be some sort of an event for that right like you're gonna have to sell tickets No, I'm doing a book lunch. Well, it'll be When you know it Monday.
Oh today In Vancouver from 7 to 10 p.m. It's just like you can walk in and walk out. They don't care You're not gonna be trapped there. That's how I do a little one kissing baby.
It's just that's over on candy, right? Yeah, it's okay be great patio. Yeah, but it's not a ticketed. No, but if you do have to buy tickets to it We're doing a segue right now.
It's just not very good an ad. No, yeah, I didn't catch the drift No, no, no, no, no, no, we're pretty good normally. Yeah, it's true, but that was very bad I think it's so hard to get things back on track and we got kind of thrown by you're not selling tickets Can you just say like oh tell it tickets to this event? Oh sure.
Yeah, just right just take it Yeah, if you people need to get tickets out of it I think I know a place they could get them Jake. Yeah, if it's sold out wherever they're being sold Which is probably slinky hell calm Then you might want to try the seat geek mobile app of course because seat geek is the smartest easiest way to get tickets to any event or concert Or in particular sporting event games. They're called the NHL playoffs and the NBA playoffs are wrapping up But these are the games that you really want to be at these are the die hard games to be at and with seeking seamless mobile experience You can buy and sell tickets in just two taps seat He helps you find the best seats of the best prices fully guaranteed There's nothing quite like being there in person and they will help you get closer to the action for a great value We've all used the seat geek mobile app. We know it.
We love it I use it all the time just even to see what's coming up never mind buying the tickets Which of course I also view but Jacob, do you have you used the seat mobile app? I've never used it, but it sounds great. I think I probably for my next event and or yeah Whatever I still think it's to whether just a hangout with me Or my friend selling tickets to a hangout. I like that idea If you had used it you think it would have been like a seamless mobile experience Yeah, I think it would have been from front to back front end to back edges Smooth sailing all green lights That's because it is designed to make your ticket buying experience easier than ever Seeking safety time and money by searching multiple ticket sites to compare prices and find amazing deals and get you the most bang for your buck Seek each grades every ticket based on value to help you immediately identify the best seat So fit your budget plus every purchase is fully guaranteed so you can shop for tickets on seeking with confidence and it doesn't end with sports Of course, they also have plenty of concert comedy and theater tickets available to book launches coming soon Best of all our listeners get $20 off their first seat geek purchase just download the seat gap into the promo code real good today That's promo code real good for $20 off your first seat geek purchase I like that the slinky commercial was actually hilarious because if you have ever owned a slinky You know there's literally only one thing you can do with it Which is hit it on the stairs and that whole commercial was literally just 30 seconds of people hitting it downstairs But just like different types of stairs like one was like into a pool one was just like your regular house stairs One it looked like they had built steps out of books and then the slinky was going down and then at the end There was one dad who was just like juggling the slinky, you know, you could like make a Exactly and that was the end of that was a slinky.
I was a slinky. I was gonna ask you one time spiral stairs, but then I figured out it probably No, I was capable of That's a suicide mission. Yeah, I'd go off the fire was there. I would like to see it though You would like to see the slinky game.
Yeah, I realize I've got like a built-in John Watchers I think that we could potentially throw down this episode. Yeah, what is it? I like sliced over my finger Oh, how'd you do that? I was packing for a trip and I reached into the bathroom drawer Oh boy, there was like conduct lens cases out.
I was like doing stuff as well and I reached in there was like a shick Quattro extreme like for For them, but yeah, they were it was like late up and I went to like grab the conic on the case and went like finger down directly onto The blade I don't even like the description of this you should see the thing. No, I don't want to I really do want to see Bandits here. No, okay, I can try a picture of it. I don't want to see it.
I feel like no We're already John Watchers. The thing doesn't exist anymore. Wow moving is like a prime time to cut yourself Because you just there's a lot of stuff in here stress. You're moving fast.
You don't know where you put all your knives It was like three hours. Whoa and so I had to like run to the emergency room. They glued it up. Oh, wow I've never had an emergency room cut.
No, I was never like no, I was gonna think why cuz I don't snitch I was thinking I just managed it and go on to the plane too, but it was like pooling fly. Okay, step in enough The people don't care about me. Do they care about my well-being? Yeah, it just looks disgusting They really cared about your well-being.
I know that they are like quickly enough to make your well I live really close to the hospital. Okay, because it's a triage you are not a high priority No, no, no, no, but not as a nurse. Oh, like I was like you have a flight like okay. Well, here's what you do Like glue at at your self.
Oh, it's right to cut off the skin myself and like put the glue on there I'm a safe man. I just ate girl that cookies Just having like someone in your family. I guess both of your parents working. Yeah, no, I'm on my mom It's just like just you can because the guy was like oh get skin glue So I go to shoppers and I'm like you have skin glue You're like what is a skin glue and so I was like oh, I'm on it Crazy works, but looks like finger exploded because the glue like coagulated with the blood I just thought that having like the family connection would be like a nexus pass no The lines everywhere I show you the picture.
Okay, so you can judge it. I will show our guest It's pretty bad. I mean you're drinking tea, which is naturally settling to the stomach That's true. I mean part part of me.
I get queasy doing something. I mean, I don't know that could have been a doctor That is very horrific. That's a single Yeah, I know it's still open on your phone Cleaning you know this is that when you call yourself cooking human is a Coderizer or whatever really so if you that's what chefs do is that you have you always have a thing of cumin buy because if you Stick your hand cumin it'll disinfect. Oh, yeah, I like human.
Just is like just a spicier finger taste I just said I don't want to see I know what you want to know our listeners want to hear what they want They want they want the sound of you being just no they've already had so many Gravy it's not that bad as a performer the number one rule. I think give the people what they want No, I don't definitely a no-but I'm a no-but exactly Text it to I fuck you you and Tom that's the problem John watches a thing then people started thinking oh I'll just send John stuff. I know so maybe but you have to if you accept it and no because that was when I was Accepting after yes, but that's Tom would send me snapchat I think that is the most brilliant way to do it because like he's sending it's like a direct message snapchat Yeah, but here's but here's a Joey's world tour Yeah, you know have you seen Joey's world tour before you know who he is now you don't you know? It's like fast food review guys you review fast food in their cars You and Twitter I'm pretty sure you're you live in a world of culture that is like I see like a post I was like what it like I have to learn too much Yeah, I don't like all the things you posted the forums post there's like this is like hilarious and brilliant like I never know this stuff existed Well, yeah, this is like I mean culture is maybe the wrong word.
Yeah, but Joey is like this He weighs probably like 400 pounds huge. He has like a colostomy bag He doesn't mention that we found out by looking on that We're like looking about and he just reviews food in his car and reviews like the newest like fast food items and stuff But he's just like full HD like 4k Yeah, just like glistening and just like covered in like sauce and then there's these food challenges where he like a roger Rizzo sausage you showed me one where he's eating chicken and then like the chicken pops is it on his well No, that's just pop by itself and like all of a sudden he's like I I hope they're all gonna delete their pledges after this I hope yeah Thank you for donating to the show Where we read out all your names Alright, so we have four donors to thank the first one max Stanley Williams just pledged $5 to the show Thank you max a million Stanley Williams I you know I almost don't want to trust him because it seems like he has three first names But then there's an S on the end of really Also, I also hope his name is max a million since max a million Williams. That's great. That's great.
Yeah, we also have to thank the good girl Kristen Cobers pledged $5. Thank you. Yes. She I guilt trip turn to pledging $5 Not sure at all, but I do appreciate your donation.
Thank you Kristen longtime listener of the show Thank you also to Drew Pendergast for pledging $5 to show as well I feel like he might even be a former donor because I feel like we've said that name before okay, maybe who knows and Lastly new to the fold And lastly we need to thank Duncan I don't know who has upped his pledge from 420 to 666. Oh, and he was just about by this time tomorrow He'll be done he'll be caught up he listened to all our episodes in like what to do an iPhone which is really yeah playing video games. He would just listen to our show doing work He said it right okay. Yeah, here's a fun fact about Duncan.
His name is not really yeah I know his real name, but I said too much if I saying it's not his real name It's not I don't think I've said too much at all. I met his sister as sister came to see me do comedy and how with that she likes you and she was a very nice lady and Yeah, she enjoyed the show and and then yes, and then I noticed that she was she started following me on Instagram So I followed back and then I noticed that she was referencing her brother and so I was like No, what is his name? You're better Thank you for donating to the show It was pointed out this week in the Facebook group that we are not laughing every single time we play that song Oh, yes, we kept it in the morning. It's so charming.
It's a little a little Easter egg Thank you to the donors. Thank you to all the donors. I've enjoyed every one of every Never had a bad don't air. No, probably I just said a really stupid way.
I had that's good You did yeah finally had a bad one from where don't air these no typically it's really really great But there was something that was just off about the last one. I don't know well too bad. So sad don't air's asleep It's too much. Okay.
Come on. You don't like don't airs of course. I'll alert you to garlic. Yeah, what?
Talked about this on the show before I got it Did something because overall mixed through flavors that I did not enjoy don't hear something I think a vampire would say yeah, right? I know everyone gets it. You know Cullen Twilight Sparkle in the Sun. It's fine Extremely good at vampire baseball joke good joke.
I can't see myself in the New York's my face is ugly. Oh, no I was wearing hair. Oh cool. Yeah, my hair is bad for sure.
That's that's what I would say if I was the member of the show with the thinnest hair. Oh, you know, you have the least hair, but it's thicker than stuff. No, but I have a lot of it It's just very fine. It's very fine.
It's not very good. I think you're thin. I know you're thin like you're going I have like it's I have a lot of hair up there. It's just fine.
Yeah, your hair is like really and I thought I had a Seating hairline for the longest time but it's like for everything very womanish. It's very womanish. So when did you start taking human growth hormone? I guess your head is only never If you take a human growth hormone, it's the wrong kind you're getting ripped off.
Well, my head is still need to like work out and stuff to build Oh, you can't just take in yeah, I mean, you're jerk off arm is No, but it's not obviously and I jerk off a lot. Actually, I will say looking at both your forearms. You're right one is bigger I do I'm a noggin Don't jerk off I only have sex That's the most ludicrous thing to say Theirs are bad I think most people can't agree on that don't know our fan base. They all I guarantee they're all eating I've been here for dinner like at least twice a week.
Oh Good for you You know what I have for dinner twice a week salad salad from a salad truck no salad store I also like the salad truck as well cover city salads which I have Make your own salad and then I also go to tractors Also make my own salad Store salad store yeah That's a name of the episode Anyway guys, I was just at the build a salad just put my list on a bill to salad. They have their three salads there What is there C's hard? Yes. Well, okay.
Yes, but it's not build your own salad Access and it's like so long you don't build a salad a salad is a process of deconstruction your deconstructing ingredients into a bowl I agree. I know what I know what you guys are talking about, but it's not the correct thing They have like ten different types of salads. They're all pre-made and then you go and you get them from there You guys never been a tractor no, let's make Single-for-a-bit Yeah, I have been the tractor when I was in a relationship It's not a place I go when I'm not in a relationship. Why why is it?
Do you think it's relationship specific because it's a salad store? So there's like it's a fancy yummy nice food place. It's not that expensive. I'm gonna buy my avocados from the grocery store All right, well, I'll make salad yourself though.
You do yes, and I do make you sad myself I do your third options like a distant third. You have a you go to the store to buy a pre-made one You're the salad restaurant, you know fucking salad store the food truck. Yeah Okay, I don't know if you guys know how successful I am but I'm busy I don't have time to just put it together as a salad really long You gotta go to the store you get all the different ingredients that go in the salad It's mostly just lettuce and then if you're making a bad salad, yeah Oh, I'm not gonna talk about lettuce. It's like I grew up John here because thank you I just been at you know because all the parts of the salad are not the lettuce.
It's like cruecans It's just filling no tons. Oh, why not make this out of all the good things in the salad? Sorry. We can't shit on all Wait, John also writes cruecans.
Okay, Romaine It's good. It's not good for you. Romaine hearts are fine where it's like a crunchy part of the lettuce That's the good part. Romaine is is a weak lettuce Iceberg Alright, well, it's like paper.
What's your number one? First of all, I don't know there are more than two lettuce Best lettuce is probably green well, no probably butter lettuce is probably my favorite lettuce I had to choose one but my greener. Yes, but my greenery of choice is kale. That is definitely best best base for salad Spinach and arugula is also not bad either.
Yeah, Kale is kind of like chewy and like bitter and Chewy and bitter Tough they see me and they're like who boy like a hot tough guy coming in really take me to take me to school Yeah, what's the salad like it's cool you bring it in like Tupperware? No, okay I'll go buy a salad you can't have salad like the day I left over salad sucks. Yeah, that's how it's like a day I like chopped leaf is my favorite lunch place another fucking salad. He wraps and also salads.
It's a great spot You're gonna freshy I do enjoy freshy as well. Yeah, I do teriyaki twist rice bowl But yeah, I want some rice because rice is for the wrap the wraps are good. They're wraps are delicious Anyway, it doesn't matter the bottom line is salads are good and if you don't you're method of your salad It's not wrong. What's wrong with my method?
I spent like an hour go like itemizing why it was wrong I just want the donors to know that I'm very poor So when John talks about his lavish lifestyle, please don't feel like you shouldn't give us money because we don't need anything I know you should just gonna waste it on salad. Yeah. Well, that's his share. Okay.
You can do whatever he wants with it exactly I'm extremely poor. Please give I mean Listen, it doesn't matter how much money one member of the show or host has over another do you think you have more money than all of us? Absolutely Why because I know I know your job I don't know that's not it, but I'll play this I do fine and I make my own salads So I save a lot of money More a little more a bit more frugal lifestyle. That's fair smart.
You don't know what Stefan doesn't just skip over I can tell you're choice of glass that you're not really a go getter. The plastic pink plastic Little dirty. There's like black scorch on the bottom of it. I don't know It's definitely a nice coffee.
You might be doing all right. It's my second. I I You're spending money on coffee, but like you're the man up at the high tower being like look at you common plebes and how you go to and Throw and I do make salad. I don't know what is that rice was for commoners.
That's true People commoners like you and they're not a commoner like a staple of like most third world country. That's true It's like the thing it's like a third world country. It's like oh you want rice. That's kind of like so I mean people have grain Commoners unless you're being carried on a bed by other people which for the listeners and home John is being carried right now Absolutely.
I don't do this part. Yeah, but the rest of the house I realize you're part of the landed era of stockers I mean feel good. No, okay. Oh shit on you, but you kind of brought it on myself.
That's how it's giving me hand in your head Don't airs here. We go isn't this a sports, but yeah, but I mean there's a lot of sports people Terrible food takes it's not really a sports go on Surprise to learn that John is apparently one of them What you think ever like everybody's sports team where the food associated with it will be salad like I go to base Yeah, like which sports name is gonna be the first I mean Sushi for sure I have it Everything where it's like oh, yeah, they've got sushi at the baseball game to Vancouver I went to the Mariners not too long ago, and they have crickets this year. That's their new you can buy crickets They like fried in the way. They're one for their garlic fries That's a really garlic fries.
We'll get you guys see the Yankees new The garlic fries are good if you like to die after what was our new food the Yankees new thing is it's like a drink This is my dream and it's got like the straw and stuff in the middle and there's like a bowl attached to the cuff like chicken fingers Like not shows and fries and so you're like slurping through the straw and there's like a plate surrounding Little dip and bold. It sits on top of the cup. It's insane. That's crazy Like people they must have gone through different prototypes and ideas.
Oh, yeah, my favorite all-time ballpark food is like It's not you can't get it. It's it's in from the Simpsons when they have on the team's gonna leave the Albuquerque and that's like Yeah, that looks good. I think I said the nacho hat. That's my football game.
That is a football episode But here come the pretzels tonight is the first time the Stanley Cup finals as well It will tonight people are listening to this I think when we do kind of like oh tonight like as in it's kind of throwing people off because all I say like today is in like Sunday Yes, and it's also throwing people off because this episode likely won't come out No, I guarantee it's coming on Monday. Yeah, I guarantee it's because we made so many references I guarantee if it's not my name, I will send John picture Right if you guys realize that this Stanley Cup finals is gonna be the most yellow so much. Oh, it's all the color scheme It's like a B. It's all so yellow and both the team's name start with P Passional predators.
Oh, okay. You know passion. Everyone knows down in penis. Yeah, it's like Really?
Yeah, this is interesting. It's probably the worst color scheme possible for a game. That's played on white ice Yeah, I like the predators. I like the most grown on me that yeah, I wouldn't say it's mustard mustard yellow Tensely one of the chemical yellow.
Yes, exactly, but they had a bi-o hazard yellow They have a mustard yellow is one of the worst jerseys of all time. Yeah, it was like a dee-jawn color with an alternate logo It was not very they have a dark blue one now. I think no that was their old one But I swear they have like a third one or like an alternate one. It's like got a lot of dark blue in it I don't think so I think they just have the yellow one in the white one.
I mean yeah They had the old where it was like silver and yeah, I like that. I was you they do have a navy one Has a third I think they're currently wearing oh, maybe I think I know it's entirely blue. There's no yellow in at all. Yeah, it is this one here I don't know if I've ever seen it just like the normal one, but it's navy blue.
When do they warn that? I don't think I remember them ever wearing that on ice not often I don't know what it is. They weren't yeah, there's Jason Arden in it. So that's an old one I guess what's your like favorite NHL jersey of all time really like her one so it'll be all time like any team I really like the black Philadelphia Flyers with like orange and white trim I think it's the sheriff's looking Jersey the best jersey is the red black officers.
Yeah. Yeah I know you're gonna say that My friend said that the St. Louis blues like that blue is a real nice really good I actually though I thought that their winter classic one from this year wasn't even better blue really It's like a bit lighter. Yeah, and it is great My favorite is I agree the St.
Louis blues for me I ranked all the hockey jerseys last year on Twitter Yeah, I ranked the blues in my top three and people gave me a lot of shit for playing the blues that high and I think the blues jerseys are Like I would say I think I think I had black ox one Canadians to Maple Leafs three which may believe one well any of them I like the 70s one with a stripe down the side like down the sleeve. Yeah, that was good too I'm gonna go with the devils from the 80s with the green green. Oh, I love the red and green That logo wasn't very good. They have a third jersey now.
I think we're like that one I just like the red and green all of the jackets that came out of that but like they made a white devil's white They're not as much as I hate to give them credit for having up gorgeous jersey the throwback calorie flanks. Yeah, that's so incredible I kind of like the 80s Islanders ones too. Yes, it's a me. Well, it's the same one's But no, but I mean they is it no they changed it.
No, they're the black ones now or is that a third? That's a third or purple and orange now and I like those ones a lot too black ones. I hate the black. Okay.
Okay. Okay Purple and orange ones are the main ones. It's purple. I mean this purple.
It's a navy blue. It's definitely purple It is a hundred percent purple which one it's royal purple the island is Jersey is purple. It's definitely Yeah, it's a hundred percent purple. We're talking about like the fish.
No, no, we're talking about their current jersey, right? No, it's not purple. It is definitely purple. Yes, it is.
Yeah, this one is the breast cancer one. No That is definitely purple. You think that's blue. You show me.
Okay, we're gonna. I mean This is what current New York that's blue. That's purple. What is royal?
No, no, that's blue That is royal blue. John, you're definitely color black. That is purple. Are you serious?
That is like the same blue as the maple leaf. No, it's not even close to the same blue as the maple leaf. What are you? What?
How is that purple? That was an odd talking version of the dress. That is purple. Do we have a goddamn dress situation on our hands?
That is purple. I gotta get your eyes checked out. Like that is clearly not purple. To me, that's purple.
I know to you it's purple. He's wearing glasses already. I don't know how much more fucked up his eyes. Oh, my eyes are really bad.
I never made any dispute about that. But see like look when they have on this it looks purple and that's the same color as the Jersey's. Who would you say now has the worst Jersey? Well, some of the thirds are really bad.
Like the black islanders one is. Yeah, the black island is one. Is it the sabers? Yeah, it's totally out.
The sabers are flyers have a really ugly third. The fires have a good one. They did. I understand it's like with the blue jays.
Like why did they ever change it? Just stay like stay with it. Yeah, more Jersey. It was the early 2000s where a lot of teams went real overboard.
Yeah, they went too modern. There's like modernists. Well, like, you know, a lot of the classic logos are very cartoonish, which is why they're charming. Yeah, but I think there was a time when that was seen to be like soft.
Yeah, you're weak. I don't know what team names are the predator. Like why do you have to name it for something hyper aggressive? Well, the predator just because they dug up a saber to tiger skeleton when they were actually a tree.
Oh, yeah. And their owner is a sexual predator. I mean, that could be true. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think the worst. Yeah.
And I'm and I'm definitely have the worst like overall. And that orange one that they have is I really strongly just like the orange jerseys that Edmonton wears. I can't believe they're switching. I can't tell if that's only because the blue ones are so much better than I just like hate the orange that next year.
Every team is only allowed to have two jerseys. You're not allowed to have a third next year because they're switching over to Adidas. And so. They'll do new thirds of the year.
Yeah. Because Adidas was like, well, we can't. We don't want to do three jerseys for every team. The first year we're rolling them out.
So Edmonton has decided to go with the orange ones. I don't like they're not good. Like I don't like Vancouver's design or their logo, but the colors are saved by the colors. Apparently the Canucks have we talked about in the show before undergoing a huge over.
But it won't be next year. It won't be next year. No, I heard it was next year. No, from what they said it's they got the whale next year still.
I don't know. They keep saying like if you renew your season tickets, you'll get a 2017 18 Jersey. I'm like, how is that fucking different than a fucking Jersey? Well, I'll be a different cut.
Oh, right. Yeah. Adidas. He's remember how like the rebug ones look weird.
Well, at first, yeah. Because they weren't allowed to have that beginning to put anything at the bottom. Really? Yeah.
Just look like all the jerseys are just cut out. Yeah. Like the leafsters. These are those airways.
Like huge red. Nothing. Was that a buff a slug era or is that a buff a slug? That was a Badger's.
Awfulger's. Absolutely. But the sound like a final is Pittsburgh and Nashville. And Stefan, did you find yourself cheering for Ottawa in the series like I did?
Because like, I'm not a bad guy. I don't want a Canadian team to win. That's not the Canucks, but also a Canadian team or to win. That's not the Canucks.
Ottawa is like so unoffensive. There's really nothing wrong with them. I mean, I have two problems with what you just said. First of all, it's inoffensive.
Unoffensive. Unoffensive. Unoffensive. Yeah.
Yeah. Unoffensive is not word. Second of all, no, it's not. He just said it.
Doesn't make it a word. Second of all, Ottawa, if they were to be firebombed to steal a word from Justin, that would be fine by me. Okay. City and team.
Okay. Yeah. I hate Ottawa. I hate the team.
If they won, I would have thrown up. Well, I didn't really care either way. I feel like the Senator's leafs rivalry is kind of fizzled out. I mean, also too, we beat them so many times.
I'm willing for them to have a little joy. I understand. Like, billions of hatred between like Toronto and Montreal. That's like, there's a real sort of like sibling rivalry going on there.
But Ottawa is like your kid brother who never leaves the house. So like, whatever. Who fucking? That is the sibling rivalry because they are always trying to like be the older brother.
It's very annoying. I mean, you're the youngest. So maybe you can level up the youngest. I'm in the middle.
Oh, I thought you're the youngest. No. But I see like, I thought to me, Ottawa's just always trying to be like a big boy team and they're just not. No, they're pretty close this year.
They suck. And you're saying that they're going to lose a double overtime. They lost. That's right.
Oh, that's pretty. What a brutal way. It was incredibly stressful. And I don't cheer for either of those teams.
So I mean, that's again, if you are a Pittsburgh or Ottawa fan, Jesus, how did you do it? It was. It was. Like, I keep saying, it's kind of nice that I won't have to put up with stressful or down hockey for the foreseeable future.
Like, it's nice just watching it as an unbiased observer because like, it's really difficult because it's the most stressful thing. It's the most stressful thing. It's the fucking worst. Yeah, I know.
It's all right. And you're watching and you're like, because you watch and you're not on cheering for other team, you can be like, well, this team is clearly doing better than you're following your team. You're in denial. You're like, no, the momentum is coming back.
We're, you know, they've had the last eight shots on that. But I think it's a lot of that second overtime with like the Harlem Globetrotters against the Washington general. Really? For Pittsburgh dominating or dominating the second overtime.
Like, I don't want to say the rink was tilted because that's an over. I think it got like a seventh overtime. I don't want me to. Well, it gets weird.
I think it's a certain point. It probably just becomes a random chance because everyone is so tired. You can see, you can just see that guys like their numb, like their senses are not. Right.
Especially the guys that are playing, you know, the defense men that are playing most of the game, Carlson play and obscene. I'm with a broken foot. Yeah. What a beauty crazy.
I like your carlson. The rest of Ottawa at I like Kyle Terris because of you did the whole thing with the Craig Anderson. Craig Anderson is good for me also. Okay.
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Thank you him. Thank you. That's honestly good. Thank you to the be the underside of the smaller because air cars and he's taller but he when in his draft years very scary and really worried that he's just gonna get pushed around as a demon that's why he slipped fifteen so that's gonna be the smaller guys kl macar eric ransstrom and eric ransstrom's already got the same first name and he's from sweet and so he's already i said i know i want to accept and they won't do it i want peterson but it's not gonna happen what picture the klaius peterson elia spitterson at fifth oh yeah what he's fucking tearing it up and he's got a projectable for him he's like six to he's a take them fifth they're gonna get raked yeah except here's the thing there's a connexed out who really wants them to take him oh really yes which i imagine means that's tom is gredine and he's like the only connexed out of the jub racket that i that i trust i would love to take this as pol too so he could like yeah isn't a poll that happened fuck idiots they're not gonna take i mean i won't mind cody glass i mean he wanted uh obviously taking elender oh yeah so hundred percent anyway he couldn't make that happen um the lender yes sorry what was that about williami lint talking stuff i i i i i i i i i i i i i i was just not because he looks like he pleased to play for house slitherin oh totally he looks like a disney he he was i i i said in a tweet one time that he looks like he could be either the disney villain or the disney prince which is the best part of the or disney prince who turns out to be the villain exactly yeah frozen just and i think you should let it go argue m is like uh patrol that gets like killed part of the movie you know like a dumb troll who is jim jim oh jim all the guy who runs the team jim jim yeah yeah he's very yeah i i thought rg m was isn't like a good draft year i don't know no it's bad but that's kind of yeah i mean next year's is insane really great is really good actually who do we have what i'm saying like a final here don't know if i think it has to be national doesn't happen it could also be pitzburg like i either do you i'm gonna take uh i'm gonna take pitzburg in six I want national to win definitely I think losing Johansson will be more impactful against Pittsburgh than it was in a Sandheim, but I also feel like this Pittsburgh team.
They're tired. They shouldn't be here You know they're tired and they're beat up and national is definitely like it's insane that Washington did not beat them It's crazy And then like Ottawa fluked out yeah There and took them to double overtime of games that true so I really think the predators should win this they have the best defense They just have the best back end period basically. Yeah, I agree and their forwards are pretty good too Well, I'm excited to win so it's a good thing Oh, we're we're following the predators model now The brains model before and then it was the king well That might mean that maybe they'll actually play their soup in finally I kind of want to see a national in just because of the soup and trade Oh, yeah, what are they doing? What are they doing?
That was there's still people defending it too? Well, it's like as you make him captain like he was really trying to be like he was just really trying to be a good guy for Montreal Yeah, he's playing great and like he was learning French or do you speak French when he was coming? They'd pat ready to captain instead of suban and there's also speculation that pat ready was a big reason why suban was Pat ready's like a school like pat ready's a bit. Oh, it's cool.
What was that mean? I want to this is the drama is a storyline. I want to know about it. Yeah, so pat ready is a whiny American asshole who should be shot and I hate it I mean one of my least favorite players in the league top three least favorites and Yeah, so they made him captain over pk and then yeah, he wasn't a big thing He bought a head of the house like he was any time I could see why you would think he would be though because like anytime They released video from inside their locker room Patrick ready's just sitting around doing nothing and like suban is the guy getting that whole room fucking fire That's ready's a nerd from Connecticut who should be shot Yeah, I know they should be shot.
I want him to see his killer That's right. Let's have a bad taste in everyone's mouth. Yes. Well, not naturally.
Yeah. I know yeah I just felt like Canada lost something also. Yeah Yeah, I know I know I mean yeah like he grew up in Toronto Like Canadian immigrants like this guy's unreal hockey like and like we have been like I mean the media is always pushing the Canada's team shit every fucking year and this year like Canada's team is just one guy and Like he has like the hopes of a nation on his shoulders basically. I've well I feel like a lot of people be happy if Crosby one too Yeah, I'm fine either way, but I've been all in on the pk cop run from round one basically Should we throw down the clip of the week to the clip of the week?
Absolutely Our clip of the week comes from the world of baseball this week We're good Canadian kids speaking of Canadian kids Joey Votto had to handle himself against a heckler and he did just fine I Like other guys just immediately agrees yeah, yeah, I'm a pathetic loser you got me I don't know that would be a shame this moment means nothing to me right now at it's the greatest moment of your life It's just so true. It's so true whenever guys post that like I remember there was a there was a good little bit there There's been a few guys in the penalty box and NHL who had a few of those conversations usually they talk about how much money They make that's like usually a good one too like you paid to see me and I have a million Yeah, but also if they're seats like it reminds me of Street Fighter the movie from like 1994 with Raoul Julia his major bison and he's just like for you This was the day that bison came to your village and murdered your father for me. It was Tuesday I don't even know what they were talking about like their their chirp wasn't good like at first they're like I remember It was just a base running. Yeah, but then okay, who cares Joey Votto hits like 40 homers a year You're gonna be like oh your base running sucks like who gives a shit because the worst chirp anyway Also the Cincinnati Reds like come on Cincinnati like appreciate what you have I'm assuming it wasn't a reds van chirping.
Yeah, that's it was a home game, but who knows I remember when you used to be thin No, that's a great. Yeah, that's a great line because I guarantee you Joey Votto does not remember that Yeah, I think we're gonna hack over gonna hack over an athlete you want it something that they can't really respond You know interviewing them It's just you just want to burn them and exactly like no no recovery the best one is a The Tom podium. He's like, oh, you fucking nerd you heard that one. Yes, but I got an on ice trip I don't know if I was a player on ice.
Yeah, but that's a great one. Oh, yeah, that's a great one Oh, yeah, that's a great one. Oh, yeah, Tom. Oh, you did something I think I was a guy in the ice he's like how do you fucking nerd There's a there's Claude Giroux is really good at You know, that was Brad Richards.
I was like, oh, this is NHL fantasy camp for you Hey one game up good for you and then but no Giroux had He had the one where he asked Phil Kessel if he had a Coke before the game Hey, Phil you have a Coke today feels like what you take a Coke and then he was making pigeon noises at JVR He would just skate by him and be like But yeah, he has some here's some big ones for sure. Oh, well should we move from there and go our top three questions of the week Hey, yo, it's the top three questions of the week on real good show, you know what the fuck it is bitch We murder and CFL podcast up in this motherfucker Russell look out All right, we have some great questions this week Third in third place worth a hundred points his first appearance on the real good show leaderboard Kyle Gutterham at Kyle Gutterham And he asks which league could feel the best roster of players known for awful takes? I mean, I am one of us where the show immediately said baseball. Yeah, it has to be baseball I'm just because there's so many white players like in conservative.
Yeah, like Republican We mean awful takes so like just like a bad take like they just have opinion. Oh Baseball has John Ralker curt shilling. Yeah, that's yeah, a lot of people baseball It looks like half the team is front could be from a civil war photo like from the south like Like you could easily read out of civil war with I think baseball definitely has their their team photos are the least changed from like when the game Start now. Yeah, like you look at like an 1870s baseball team They shot the flat hat.
Yeah, exactly at a 2017 baseball team. Are these the same as I mean, there'd be a lot more like Dominicans and stuff now But yeah, but not I mean not even that I mean the white guys like they all love yeah all the white guys I was in the NBA like the NBA I went nor like judged them to have awful takes But they've been like this year the whole flat earth thing. Yeah, I already have the NBA basketball players believing in flat I feel like Kyrie's was a joke though, right? He said it was like a social experiment Yeah, that's what you say when you get fucking called out when you get dragged I never had a real social experiment.
He was like I just wanted to see what I could do to the media cycle for 24 hours He said like the next day he believes that who would but like but most people who why would you like why would you bring up a flat earth theory? If you didn't if not to mock someone else I mean it was already in the news from Bartley I think who was it who came out as a flat? I was like that because he was saying how we drove across the country and I don't understand how that's a good point great point. Yeah, I'm actually I'm gonna go off the board here because this is not Necessarily considered a league, but I'm gonna go NASCAR.
Oh, yeah, that might be because that's a lot of southern boys I don't know Dale Earnhardt had a pro-immigrant tweet when Trump came into office right when the Muslim came out Well, that was unexpected Did you guys see the tweet today of the guy who said that he had a it was like a NASCAR journalist? Oh the one about the Japanese guy winning the Indy five yes nothing nothing specifically personal But I'm very uncomfortable with a Japanese driver winning the Indy 500 during Memorial Day weekend Oh, I'm sorry that didn't work out well like that's from Terry Fras. It should be a celebration Oh, it's a good thing of the Japanese guy is driving in our race and not flying a plane to bomb Like I don't know that was the application. Yeah, that's so silly though.
Who's like oh, it's nice that people don't fight each other anymore You know American to win like that's like this stupid like superhero plot You know it's version of things where you double down a couple times He said he deleted the tweet But then he said this is what Memorial Day is about Dave Shriners death in the battle of Okinawa not for the squeamish or sensitive And that's a yeah I was I guess a football player for the University of Wisconsin that died at Okinawa and then he said I apologize I mean a lot of Japanese people died at battle to presumably so yeah, it's just is a weird like tweeting about this this week where it's like it's become this weird thing that Memorial Day has just become this day in the states It's meant to just valorize war like apparently that's just like what it is now I think came from the Civil War actually right. I don't know that much about Memorial Day It's sort of weird like not every person in a country is responsible for that country declaring war in other countries Especially if you're born later. It's like a Canadian guy winning me like well, you know there was the war of 1812 But so like people did it because yeah, if you remember this stuff everyone's fought everyone. Yes, you just don't know about history So shut your mouth.
That's like what it comes down to I just quickly say soccer I'm from a lot of nazis in like Eastern Europe and true well Yeah, there was um Marco de Vio who used to do the Nazi salute after he scored goals He's played for Lazzio and Lazzio famously has like the most Intention supporters not see a lot's y'all Y'all tras and then he Ultra's of course. Yeah, I'll just in general Yeah, I'll just in general are crazy But I think they're like the original ultra supporter group and then yeah He would score and go buy the supporter group and do like oh my god I think it was the bio I should get that right. I feel like there's a lot of like dumb hockey players who have dumb opinions But like maybe not they can't even sell it though. They keep it to themselves I mean there was a thing around today about John Scott saying that P.K.
Sue ban is a piece of garbage I mean that's I mean that is getting blown out of proportion I think it's just it's a hockey player who's played him like it's not you know what I mean That's not it's not Marco to buy it. Oh, Paulo de Canyo. How do you players have the most controlled PR for sure? Yeah, I think part of it too Is that a lot of and I've heard this spoken of before too is that like you know people always say oh, you know hockey players are You know, they're the classiest athletes and whatever But you have to think like hockey is also the most expensive sport to play So in most cases hockey players are coming from good families with lots of money So it's kind of you know, it's a lot different than other sports where sometimes these people are coming from unbelievably destitute situations And then becoming pro athletes fair, but I do think that I got it right off the bat.
I'm going to fall for sure Yeah, specifically white baseball. Yeah, well, oh Yeah, so he does the full on so yeah, okay. He does the phone salute. Yeah, that's not see yeah He just so he scores a goal and then he runs behind the net and he does the full I mean that's not really a take No, no, no, I'm just yeah, you might have good opinions.
I mean possibly what's question number two? Yeah, so question number two worth 200 points also a great question This is kind of again going back to our lost episode where we discussed in the draft That you know if you were an athlete about to be drafted there might be some teams that you don't want to play for So Wesley de Cleare at in de Cleare which is a great Twitter handle if your last name is de Cleare He asks if you had a pre-draft workout with a team you didn't want to play for how would you take it full on 10 Well, he actually didn't shake his pants at the draft he shit himself constantly for a week and didn't shower changes clothes And then went to the draft this is a military draft. Yeah, this is how he got a bit numb Well, so I would do I would just shit my pants for like a week Just like urinate and defecate it but presumably you're working out for all the teams on the one day so yeah It would be so be the team that I hate it would be the first work But then you think the other teams be like this guy you showed up Circulate yeah, but then everyone else be like I don't know what you're talking about you fucking clean as a whistle So they'd be like who do you believe in this tear I've ever seen Yeah, so it'd be a lot of poop Okay, well, I'm assuming they're gonna put me on like the exercise bike with like the thing in your mouth you know to be Yeah, that like monitors your yeah, no long capacity. So while I've got the mask on I'm also gonna be like smoking three cigarettes I would just show up with steroids Like you'd show up with and so yeah, I'm just piggybacking on this as well But I agreed show up with a box just like a big like almost like a cartoonish like wily coyote sign on it It just says steroids actually loud yeah, exactly and then before you're about to do the before it's like okay Let's see how much you can bench press you actually do inject yourself with a needle But maybe it just has like vitamin B12 in it or something like that so you just give yourself this injection and you're like Okay, I'm ready to do the bench now and you go to lift it And they're like what the hell is going on and then yeah, and then you go to the next we're gonna like I think we think this guy was on steroids And you're like oh test me I Don't want to handle this is we don't know what's going on here with this is like a lot to chew off That would that's actually so simple and would totally work or or like similarly on that theme like yeah, you'd be like oh You know John Colin your up next I identify as Joanna now Okay, well, we don't know if we want to Nothing against this we have nothing against us, but like I don't know about this like but then also they may pick you because they don't Deal the firestorm of that coming out and my Definitely fell because he was that's true.
I guess he wasn't gonna be a great player anyway But he's definitely felt like two rounds further than he was projected. Yeah, so that's all I'm saying obviously We have nothing against it and I'm sure the teams will be like well, we're not against this but like all we don't know We're just telling a bribing everyone Exactly or just like yeah to try and be as progressive as possible to scare off a conservatively You can just be like I'm not doing anything until you pay me a mandatory minimum $15 per hour to do Work out my ska Alright, and the number one question of the week comes to us from a frequent contributor to the show camber wife's at camber in a jar And he says pick any five athletes to form a team that has to compete across all the five major sports Baseball basketball football hockey and soccer and then he says basically that what would happen is they would play each other in A tournament so I guess our four teams would play each other and then Exactly and then winning the sport gets you a point and then the team with the most points would win Okay, and he also says we're not taking a fatigue or anything No, and he also says that you don't have to pick one athlete from every sport So it's just any five Not available to me then I don't know he didn't say I feel they were all gonna pick LeBron day Yeah, for sure, I'm has to be the first overall pick on every roster. I'm going with Bo Jackson Yeah Yeah, I mean LeBron would be on there cuz obviously basketball football would be insane He's really really good. I was like the most pure athleticism Yeah, he doesn't really say about the draft he just says each sport counts for one point and you don't necessarily need to pick one Player from each sport, so I think I think we're allowed to double up on it.
Yeah, I feel like LeBron would be good at everything Why don't we go around in a circle and we'll and we'll draft well we can we can do a draft if you want I mean because then that way we can post it is curler current aids not can't be current age current age Yeah, so let's uh, okay So I'll do a little because we can post it we can see what people drafted the best and we'll do 20 seconds of pick I'll get a timer. All right, so I'm gonna do a little And we can pick the same players a little random I find a list of all players the search sports Justin You have a first pick so it goes Justin Jacob Stefan me that's I just did a random list So Justin Stefan Jacob me and then I guess our will go snake style. I guess okay So Justin are you taking I am taking LeBron first overall. I feel like he is the best at every explain what okay?
That's step in your next I know JJ watch JJ watch okay It's tough because hockey too. I feel like soccer players are such great athletes, but they would have never played any of the other ones I don't know if baseball at hockey. They'd be fucked Well, also what they're shorter a lot of that too I'm going for is it that no chara because he's so tall right because think about it You see you she's gonna be like a probably okay about people. I'm gonna transfer over I think you guys all have no one that can play hockey right now.
I'm going to sinigrosia Yeah, that's I mean yeah, and that's a good pick because I feel like he would be really good at probably He's good at baseball and soccer. He's good at baseball and I am going to I'm I'm gonna It's my pick again and I am going to double up on hockey and I'm gonna take the beautiful boy awesome Matthews Okay, he is also very good at baseball and he also played soccer and so yeah I honestly thought about picking Crosby first because I feel like he's up there with LeBron as somebody who would be good Like really good at a lot of different sports Exactly my only concern is that he would play like five minutes of football and then literally die He could die but the confessions Jacob your next Mugsie boat 50 year old mugsie boat. I know who's the best baseball player right now the best base ball player right now Mike trout or Bryce Harper Sure, I think I pick one of those guys. I would take my triad.
I think I'd be better at those I think Mike said yeah Mike trout would probably be really good at football. Yeah Step in your up. Yeah, Jimmy Graham Jimmy Graham Wow. Okay.
Yeah, cuz he was a dual athlete He played four years of basketball from Miami and he's still quite he's it's fucking freak. Yeah, like Justin You have two picks I am also gonna go double up on a sport here a second basketball player I'm gonna take a co-ilentered. I feel like he is also extremely athletic and that his wingspan like he's just has incredible reach He would be very good at football and probably baseball also and athletic enough to be decent at soccer as well And then I'm going to draft a football player as well And I'm going to take Ezekiel Elliott, okay Because I feel like Zeke's explosive speed would make him a dominant soccer player also And that he yeah, I think you'd be pretty good. I need to draft a fucking hockey player soon Step in I go to Janice Adeira Koonbo.
Oh nice. Okay. Yeah, good. Good choice.
He's just a free huge wingspan Yeah, don't know how he's gonna be a hockey, but yeah, I mean I'm not focusing on him. Oh, Stephen Curry. Okay, Steph Curry. All right, were you trying to figure out how to say his name?
I never did a kung-pung. I don't know. You're just but Janice A. Yeah, I'm not gonna try to spell it.
Are you kidding? I was gonna think about how are these guys gonna get along? That's also what you gotta think about the room. That is true.
No, that's not right at all. I should have stuck with Janice It's interesting. It's also like what sport what sport is like someone, you know gonna dominate at right? Other people just are gonna like other sports gonna suck at totally like hockey is probably very that's right Hockey players because people who don't play hockey are gonna be horrible at it.
I feel like LeBron could play hockey He can't skate so doesn't matter. Well, we could teach him so I'm going to take I'm gonna win soccer right now by taking Christiana Ronaldo Oh, soccer's in this too. Yeah, and and I think he'll be he'll be good He's probably decent at basketball and I think that he's probably good at he'll be good at football I'll hockey he'll be a disaster, but I got Crosby and Mathis to back him up and then yeah My team is not really I don't know why you take any soccer players. I'm gonna play any American sports I miss no, but basketball is not an old sport Christiana and all this report you may be maybe yeah And then football he just has to catch the ball and run no problem.
Sure. Yeah, exactly I'm making a assumption about his hands. I am making a big a son but he could be the running back to a tennis player I have I was being a do on your football team to see the quarter back. He's got like a saying lower ball I mean he'd be fine Yeah, I think we're not all be fine and I need to make another pick and I'm really I'm really getting jammed up here Trying to decide who I'm gonna take but I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go Katie I'm gonna take Kevin Durant.
I gotta short out my basketball roster here. Okay Jacob. Oh, man How many people are picking right now? You want one?
Just one? Geez, I mean so hard to know Look at the best soccer player. I was such best soccer football. That's not you could take messy I feel like a little short though to that I don't care He's a little short, but you're gonna need someone's gonna take messy or I'm gonna win.
I'm taking a messy then I'm making a mess Oh shit You know PK soon bad fuck Okay Justin Justin you're doing your last two here. You have LeBron Kawhi and Zeke. Yeah, I need a hockey player I thought PK would be there for me though fucking step and god damn it He's not even the best defense man in the NHL pure athleticism I feel like true transfer to other sports I always think about that photo of him at the draft when the Canucks picked Jordan and there's like a family photo of PK Malcolm and Jordan altogether PK looks like he's wearing shoulder pads because like his Broad shoulders are just ridiculous Am I gonna pick? You have ten seconds I will draft Tyler second okay, okay, you got you another 20 seconds here and finally probably a baseball player I'll take a picture.
Oh that's smart. Yeah Oh man, I'm thinking that angle Fuck who is the best pitcher? David Price, okay, he's not in playoffs. I'm gonna go with this last time you're a bitch.
Okay. Nice. Yeah, he's just gonna That soccer I got a very tall team is going. Yeah, you do except for oh, yeah, you do Jacob last time dude Yeah, I'm new.
Nice. That's a good choice. I think you get multiple sports. I should have a quick version and that's who I'm gonna take Clayton Kershaw So well actually I don't know I see what I can see what you might suck everything up You know what I'm gonna actually cuz I think who will be better sports.
No, I'm gonna take Madison Bumgarner Oh, yeah, he can hit home runs and I'm assuming he's just probably good other sports So so these are the final rosters Justin has LeBron Kawhi Leonard Ezekiel Elliot Tyler Segan and David Price Stephanie's JJ Watt Jimmy Graham GNS and to the compo PK Subans Latany Brahima bitch Jacob has the day no Chara Mike drought Steph Curry Lionel Nessy Cam Newton and I have Cindy Crosby awesome Matthews Christian Orton although Kevin Durant and Madison I mean mine I kind of went for guys who I know would be good at multiple sports Yeah, I'm not really like the star player Sports it's like what sports it's like a pitcher could dominate where can one person just dominate shut down That's why LeBron is like clearly yeah, he's like he would dominate probably all the sports. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I think yeah, it's tough if you think about each sport is worth one point That's where it's really like if I got pk I would feel really good about my team right now I don't have it like a baseball player on my team. Yeah, you're talking to me better to cut away one sport.
Yeah I cut soccer. Yeah. Yeah, soccer. I don't think you would do.
I mean I'm sure they'd be really good. Yeah, sure the products good soccer Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine. So anyway, that's the well We'll put it up on the Group and we'll let everybody decide what to put it on Twitter to let everybody vote who has the best that was fun That was a great question and we and you know it actually makes sense because the stick to sports podcast is stolen so much from us We might as well steal something from them. They do they are click a draft.
Yes That's what they do every episode so and we will go from there into everyone's favorite segment because it means we're on the home stretch The cherry on top of our single Sunday where we pick the things we like from the world that large one good Gentlemen, what do you like this week? He's going first year. I don't have anything. No Justin.
I will check up. You can pick your own book if you want to pick two things first is my own book Yeah, so it's like funny single panel cartoons. There's 200 of them Slicki hell calm you can get it on Amazon anywhere in the world on Kindle for ten bucks. I got retails for like 14 in the US 20 in Canada.
So buy it. Did you self-publish it? Technically no, but yes, I started my own publishing company. Yeah, but yeah, it's all it's all I'm a one-person operation nice And okay, my one good thing would be just watched it is that I love the show VEEP Okay And so I just what the six season of VEEP so far amazing and I love it because it's like a comedy show where the circumstances the characters are in Changes every season.
It's now they're exploring what it like the post presidency and for and it's just it's so funny It's like they're the funniest political show I've ever seen and I very much enjoyed The thick of it, but I have not like hardly watched VEEP really oh VEEP is so it's just cuz it's I'm sure it's very Yeah, I love the thick of it and the British version they did but the people it just it every season like they don't it's they don't reset It back it's everything changes. They explore all these new like facets of the political world. So it's it's really like Yeah, it's kind of rare for a show to just completely change its premise and the cast is unbelievable. They're so funny, right?
I'm gonna recommend a book. I'm not even done it yet, but I'm confident in recommending it and Jacob you've probably read it The comedians by Cliff Nester I haven't read about her. It's good. Yeah, it's excellent So I'm sure well just because a lot of comedians have read it my apologies sorry Jacob But if that made you felt like that make you look bad apologize Yeah, I was like double down on my book obviously my apologies But yes Cliff Nester off is a comedian He's also a historian and he wrote a book basically about the history of stand-up comedy from it's very start up until today I'm about halfway through right now, and it's just fantastic.
He was interviewed on the best show with Tom Sharpe Okay, he's also like he's also contributing to like CNN's doing some documentary thing in comedy history of comedy It's like chapter one Jews Chapter two some other Jews So yes, I'll recommend that the comedians Cliff Nester off I Just packed up my apartment today and got everything out of there and recommend the concept of it I recommend I just had one song stuck in my head the entire time So I was going through the last sweep basically by a jewel. No, it's my fleetwood Mac. I just read you It's really that's really a breakup That's what was playing in my head I was a lot of food Mac is like gypsy Yeah, I don't know if that's just because like Do wet with like hairy styles and Stevie next was going viral this week that I had it on the brain or whatever But yeah, I couldn't get out of my head as I was packing the apartment and it's very upset It's a sad move it's a sad move through. Yes.
Oh, yeah, I recommend I was like I Also got it really into Jonathan Goldson you guys know even this podcast wiretap Yeah, so he sees a new podcast called heavyweight was really good on gimlin media and not to talk about a competitor No, but so the theme song for us, and it's great by the weaker than's which is like a son in an empty room Oh, I love that. Yeah, that'll really keep bringing it down in this time I'm gonna repeat now. Well now I'm gonna flick this about finally episode You should play a sad song you should play Warren's even cover of knocking on heaven's door when he was like dying of lung cancer Hopefully that's standard sad you more nuanced sad Because he was dying You know he was not a standard sad yeah to be dying while you're recording Right now more of the mood for like early ship didn't work we don't know why well you could do Eric Clapton's on with throwing his kid out the way to roll his kid It's so be a very different song He wasn't there he wasn't home No, no, no, no, no Accident but if you're out the front of your farm you're still No, I mean he was out and then he came home and found out that like there'd been some accident fault Yeah, falling out is very sad problem. Yeah, he was well.
I was at least at least a great ally Stephanie ever wondered that's the in-flight service of Cathay Pacific great food I mean they just come to the movie selection and the TV show you can watch they have the the best premier league highlights of the year Which is actually like that's a great time killer. It's like an hour and a half of just like primarily gold and saves It's a bad ass you watch that. I mean, yeah, the food is you know like air. What's the deal airline food?
What the deal this airline food let me tell you it's fantastic Commercial where did you fly Cathay Pacific? Oh, to New York, but I didn't go to Hong Kong first. Oh, yeah, that's sweet I love flying new airlines. It's like it's so exciting.
No, and like honestly the it was a red eye It's a bit cheaper. I had the whole road myself so I can actually never happen. That's I thought I wanted to see I don't know it's like it was the first time I never sleep on the plane otherwise because I can't sleep like sitting up with like two people And I was out of me so I was able to like lie down and actually sleep from Vancouver Yeah, I was like a man for step and lying across three seats. That's amazing.
It does. Yes crumple up his legs Oh, I was beautiful. You shouldn't take no that flights, but this flight this time is Oh, yeah, absolutely. All right, let's wrap this up that that will do it for this week's episode Our roommate continues to be no one as we record here in the real good studios here in Olympic Village Our intern is the fine folks at seat geek promo code real good a very progressive entirely female company that we love very much And that joke.
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Oh, we asked Jacob to be on the show and he said who going to like a wedding Oh, yeah So yeah, that's at the shop theater the RGS and What's that? Theater it's a new theater space on Broadway and Rupert. Oh 100 seats Situation as we are currently 30% sold so I'm gonna say you can say like seven more we are 96% sold 97.5. No, that's a great That's great value.
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Oh, yeah, please do at Jacob F Samuel at take a look at on Twitter and Instagram Please please I post cartoons all the time. So yeah, yes, yeah, just giving them away for free. Oh, well some of them some of them have never been seen Before Well, be real be good be real good at Jacob F Samuel Last week you totally That was a great thing. I knew it was I knew you were waiting on and then like I completely forgot I was I know right I don't want to be I think that was the well to David Price nobody in my queue plus Yeah, I was not even gonna take a picture originally and I just like you threw me for a loop And you fucked my team up forever.
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