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I mean, what can you say? Hi, I'm Paul Cooper, a better known as Martin McLuh, what the actual fuck? Scarecrow Festival is like most important area. Daff, pal?
This is just ridiculous. What the actual fuck? Hey, what the actual fuckers and welcome to the night again? Second week on the trolley, didn't quite angeringly.
I don't know why it's been a whole week since the last episode. Hey, what the actual fuckers and welcome to WTF of this country podcast. I'm here with the man who put this country into this country because it's the last one. Ah, bless you.
What am I supposed to reply to? This country into this country. That's it, yes. I guess this week, for the very final commentary episode until we get to series three, which we sometime in next year, it's old Snake-ips himself.
It's Ross. Hello. Hi, it's Stitch. And she's not a lover, she's a fighter.
It's Amy. Hi, hello. Hello, guys. Thank you for coming back.
Take it with the box and your music. I should do something. I can add that in post. Yeah.
Do you want to hurt me, Brian? Boy, George. Do you really want to hurt me? Yeah, I don't know about that.
Okay. Do you want to talk to me much? Do you want to do my cheek? Copy right.
We can't do that. We can't do that. I'll be up with a joke. Yes.
So you are the leaders and the runners and the runners. Yes. I'm getting Facebook, Groove. Well, they called what you called not runners and what?
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
That's it. Yeah. That's it. That's it.
That's it. That's it. That's it's all right. Yeah.
Very kindly came last week and brought me some birthday stuff. And as it's Neil's birthday, you brought some lovely goodies. Why are they brought you, Neil? Some crocs.
Some crocs. Which I've never wanted. And a Victoria's Sponge with a finger pressed into it. With a finger pressed into it.
I'll try a finger. Oh, you sure? That's it. All right.
Yeah. Nice to mix it up. Well, I have to say the cake I had last week from Amy was delicious. I know.
And who knew passing it cake was so nice. It was a flan. I've had a flan. What type of Mexican treat?
It was a flan. It was lovely. What type of flan? It was fruity.
And creamy. It was flan. Rich. Rich.
Rich. Flan. And so. So here we are.
The final commentary. We're doing the aftermath. The special. We just got to split it up.
It's not my Europe. The final commentary. What? Wasn't that sung by Europe?
What? The final commentary. It was Jack there. Yeah.
Christmas. Where's little? It was so little. I'm not going to bother.
I'm not going to bother. Now I've been in it. I'm going to black well then. I took your mind off for something else, didn't I?
I will bring it up. Well, somebody called you by the wrong name. I'm just going to do it again. It's on his t-shirt.
I can't see yours. It's just a jumper. It's just a jumper though. It's just a jumper though.
And a nice jumper, Amy. Mine's a lead too, but jump. Oh, I didn't realize we were dropping names as well. I mean, I like Ross's jumper because it looks like TV interference from the 80s, which is very nice.
It's very nice. Which is really good. It is. That's on the back.
Oh. You're delivery as always. Spot on. Right, so we get to go with this.
Right, get your DVD or get your streaming device or whatever you're going to watch it on. And then aftermath, this country's special in Randy Santel. Oh, it's disappeared. In Randy Santel fashion.
Ready? One, two, three. Boom. Oh, God, I got started in the start.
There you go. Seamless. So it's got a different start, obviously, because we had seven months after the arrest of Kerry Mucklow. And this was it.
They should have had a drum roll. Who is it? He's Kerry in prison. I like that guy there sweeping to a pin.
Bob Robinson, but I don't think it was. No. I'm probably going to get him again. I'm a generic broom guy.
Generic broom guy. So you missed that. Well, you've had it. 25 years.
He only had 15 handles and 12. I'm still looking at the point that the beard and the star hasn't made a return for the old. There he is. Not the legend that is Steve Nieves.
He did a really good video for anniversary, didn't he? He did. I counted the amount of seconds that Mark was on screen in this episode and it's less seconds than I was on screen. So that means I'm important.
There we go. Simon says to court, that's the court that I stood up in. Oh, it's just genius. I love it.
They look like Iggy Pop. And there's the reveal. Chunked. He actually looked like Mackenzie Crooked in that drawing, doesn't he?
Into the shard. Is that a euphemism? Why are you offering? Is this the lead up to like this?
An amazing anecdote. No, I'm not. What the fuck would you say have you been to the shard? In what relevance is that to anything that we're doing?
Generally. These come with you, because I've got a lot of them. That is true. Did he just mention the shard?
Did he just mention the shard? He's just like, he's just like a little bit of a kid. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, what the fuck would you say have you been to the shard? In what relevance is that to anything that we're doing?
Generally. That is true. Did he just mention the shard? Oh sorry.
My apologies and I forgot you mentioned the shard. No, I have no idea what passed it. Has that happened? Have you been to Black Gang's child?
That's what I thought. Why won't it suffer? It's not the shard. What's that?
Black Gang what? Black Gang what? Black Gang's got big smuggle outside of barrels. Black Gang's got a big smuggle.
Black Gang's got a big smuggle. Is that where the dinosaurs are? There's a dinosaur. Yeah.
And I don't know. I think you and I are just making things up. No, it's a pirate cove. It's a pirate cove.
It's like Kel's only. So, god. Let's not go down that roof again. Or the word, palid.
Palid. Yeah. Palid. Yeah, just listen to the last stop.
No, the commentary before with Ross and Amy about all palid and Slenderman and Palid, Slenderman and all that stuff. I quite like how Keli's smarted up a little bit from her previous series. So I said before, the first year she was actually one. The second year she really came into a bit of a dumb down quack.
And then this one, she seemed a little bit more like the first series. Yeah. I am worried that the third series she'll revert back when when Smartin's out of prison. Yeah.
She'll revert back to being, yeah, I'm hoping not. Like a kid. Yeah. And so I idolise him again.
The vicar had a laptop, then. She said that. I would have expected the vicar to have a laptop. Yeah, the monoun is obviously the other day.
So when we come for the filming, she was on the bike. Wasn't she belated? Hi goodness, yeah. Oh my goodness.
Yeah. She was terrifying. Well, as in. Well, as we walked up.
Yeah. In character, she's very big. You're doing arm swing. No big.
Yeah. I was supposed to wait for the chicken and stuff. But then as soon as she stood up, then, she was quite scary. The thing is that as characters, if you saw them walking down the street, there are sort of people that you wouldn't want to.
You wouldn't look at them. You'd walk past. I'd like to check if the sister of Len was, you know, he's previously mentioned, there's a drain in the spinal fluid. I'd like to see if the sister had actually died, and she's brought up the sister again, if there's continuity.
I thought that Len was a goner in the last episode. Yeah. I thought that that was the reason that we were going to cry, was because they would find Len dead. Oh, yeah.
It went. It's like a scene out of dead man's shoes, isn't it? Yeah, I love that film. What's your noble?
I'm watching it. I mean, you watch Don't Tell Me Anything. Chernobyl. I've watched the first two episodes.
It's weird. I've become like a big tourist hotspot, Nate Chernobyl. I don't think it might go down. Really?
Not friend. Just, so I know. Are you making up friends again? There's somebody who works for the telegraph, I think.
Whoa! Somebody made up, my friend. Yeah. Red is name once.
Oh, yeah. Sandra's lovely. She joined the group as well. She is lovely.
She loved you, the talk scene. It'd be nice to see that she comes back. She's got to see her shortly. They are expanding the universe, so it'd be nice if they bring them back.
But that's what I like about it. It's like, like, Mandy's on the unit for like maybe one scene. It's not like it's a scene of like Mandy. It's like it is.
You're going to village or a town and you'll see somebody one day, but you'll see them for like two or three weeks. Yeah, that's right. So they just pop in and then like, so that's not in every episode. No, you think it's more.
Yeah. You feel like it's more Mandy was a whole episode called Mandy, but only a few scenes. And then after that, what is she in? She's only in a couple of scenes here and there.
I like to hear in her podcast that she was talking about the accents and the guards in the garden. I've practiced in the garden. Practice what? Tidy-g.
Tidy-g. Tidy-g. First thing in the morning. Oh, it isn't.
I like doing it in the world. It means you get hit from where it own. Yeah. Own.
You worship your galona. Yes, that's exactly it. That's what it is. That's what it is.
Okay. That's right. You don't do it in this house. I've got a garden.
It's a park actually. Well, that's what you do. It's a window box. It's a balcony over the corner street.
And you make... I'm very close to the store. I'm very close to the store. One minute.
You say that like a plus. You don't miss it. That's why you bought it. Mandy, don't you buy any material?
Have you ever seen Die Hard 2? Probably had two. Dwayne and the Snow. In the airport.
In the airport. Probably had. Like, all I've got now is Visions of You, the first scene when you see William Sadler that the crowd ate. When he naked doing his Tai Chi in front of the TV.
That's what I've got Visions of You now. In the garden. In the garden. With a glistening pecs.
And your rock hard buttocks. Well, you see those pecs with the back of your back. Just doing this Tai Chi is the sun. Really bad thing as well.
Yeah. And he keeps tripping over. And then his balls slap his leg. Oh, no.
I gee. I can't wait for that. Complete smooth there. Okay.
I can actually make it. Like, as in there's nothing there. Just blue paint. Asexual.
Asexual. Asexual what? Asexual. Asexual.
Asexual. Laughter. Oh, for example. I'm not going to do it to the end.
Daughters? Oh my Lord. Why is it this? I feel like this isn't this country episode.
It's about ross. That's what these episodes are always about. Well, we have some legal activity about ross. No, I'm not going to do it.
We are peeling away the layers of ross. Peeling away. Peeling away. Peeling.
Peeling away through there. Do you want some pink wafer, dammy? No. You'd buy a set.
I'm very comfortable with that phrase. Oh my God. That's so good. No.
Come on in! Just to the back of the house, if you walk away through the hallway. It's a bit of a ching sound, don't I? We might have to edit this episode.
No, it'd be fun. That's the trouble with these episodes, you can't edit it because you've got to go with it. They've learned a lot about this episode. You are.
OK, so Kerry's wearing a 442 Swindons shirt. OK, still, it's 442 still the thing. It's 442 still the thing. It might be saying it still is.
But they're not, they don't sponsor Swindons in any more than it. I don't know. I think so. I think that was one of the questions that Gemma got in the first quiz of the year.
Was it? What, what, what sponsors Swindon? And she was wearing the shirt. That's right.
She's doing a great job. No. Yeah. Right, so like, Paolo's named it on the shirt and used to get it right.
Exactly. Exactly. It is exactly like that. It is.
We got to, I've got to start thinking of another way of doing the fan of the year quiz. Why? Well, I can't use the same questions I used last year, can I? Ah.
And we had like 400 of those bastards and I couldn't think of... I've been trying. But because I'm studying, it's the thing I've been looking forward to getting started with as soon as I've finished. Well, can't you, if you're studying, can't you manage your time better?
So that you're doing the quiz. Oh, I'm actually managing your time. Well, there you go then. I'll give you an A.
Bob. The crumpet hole's got the biggest laugh at the, um, bad to think. Oh, did it? Oh, you love crumpets.
Oh, little smile. Slathered in butter. I'm going to get the ball. And the dollop of cold baked beans on the top.
Oh! What's that? Baked beans. Oh!
Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm crumpets. What? Exactly. Come on back here.
Big beans. Baked beans, yeah. Cheese. It's quite good, melted cheese on a crumpet.
Cheese marmaged. Oh, jam, jam. Oh, whatever. Oh, what?
No, butter. Just butter. What's that? It's a skeleton face.
It's a picture, I think. Oh, my God. That's like, because, uh, I made a whatever. The, the ventricle, what's his name?
It looks familiar. Chef Dunham. Yeah. One of his pictures.
I was opposite there yesterday. How was it? Peeping. Yeah.
I thought I'd have to give it a go. He was, he was looking for some of this country groupies. I was doing. I was going to give them a toss.
Yeah. In my van. Come on. Get in.
Let me show you a round. It's my favourite line coming up. Oh, it kills me every time. It's about fingers.
No. Oh, I know. There it is. It's coming up.
Chef, do I see what you're doing? Oh, I can't wait. Is that it? No.
Is that it? No. I didn't mean coming up right away. Sometimes you're with the episode.
Is that it? Yeah, sometimes. The whole commentary. You know when that line actually comes, we're going to be talking about some kind of bullshit.
There's nothing to do with the show. Standard? Yeah, exactly. It's current playing with a CB radio you've got.
It looks like it's like one. I never noticed that before. CB. I don't know if you've ever seen a CB for a little bit.
Greasy poll, my dad's handle. Can't even remember what band was. His handle. His handle.
You don't have to worry about your handle rubber. I know. Right, sorry. Yeah, greasy poll.
Because he was a rubber ducky. A rubber ducky. Ten-four rubber ducky. Candy cane.
Is that yours? Who's that? What was your handle? I didn't have one else and I was playing with it.
Really? Yeah. All right. I suppose it was 70s, 80s when it was...
Yeah, I was too young. I was about to go on it. Well, you do have your own there. Because a friend of the family was just getting rid of them and said, do you want it?
And so I said, yeah, all right. And he gave me the aerial. I remember those magnetic aerial that went on the car. Oh, right, okay.
He gave me one of those. I didn't have a car accident drive. And I thought, well, how do I do that? I tried to balance that at the window and it didn't work.
And he said, put it on a tin tray. So I did. And put it outside. And it did work for a bit.
Was it fun? No. I was a kid listening to truckers talk about what the roads were like. It was boring.
What did you get on there and it's not turning everybody? Not really. I think I gave it to my mate a couple of days later. I couldn't be bothered with it anymore.
It's too much like a hard one. It's really sad still. I know. It didn't make the most of that, did you?
No. You couldn't be a CB King. Wasn't it a CB King? No, because it...
You got a chain of blues restaurants around the United States. Yeah. The CB King's. Hangs are blues.
No, it wasn't the... At least the cops were there. At least the cops were there. Yeah.
CB King. CB King. Was it that? No.
Has it not happened yet? No, I don't know. I told you, didn't I? Tell us what the line is and then we can all look forward to it.
It's about carpet bombing Dresden. It's a little face at the end. Oh, yeah. That's what I was saying.
That's like the... That's like the police car. Yeah. It's like the police car.
I don't know about that yet. I don't think. It's a little boy, sir. You don't really know about that.
It's a good car. I ain't got my phone charger. That's a bad forest camp. There he is.
What have you got? No. Yeah. Yeah.
It's a validation. You still like that though, didn't you? You get three more edges on that. No.
No. No. No. No.
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If I was having someone spot me. The vehicle's probably not talking about jobs. I'll put fifty back – That's just not what I want. And so we picked this for game eight.
Sort of a play. Great music programme – I was talking about jobsuff... I was talking about yuppies. I'm sick of me.
On top of the jobsuff. What's the next? I must say what's going on? I've got 20 kilos?
Do you reckon? Kind of like an". Maybe not even that. Like weight.
A bit of a flip where he starts jeans and70zs andifies? It's game of advice. Yeah. Obviously, surprised that you didn't go to him that Holly.
I'm just a general woman. So that's a clever thing about the episode. They mention Sandra in the first series and then they bring her in and they've mentioned Polly. So it expands the universe again, just dumping a new character on it.
They go the option to do it or not. Exactly. I quite like characters that aren't in things though. I've got a bit of a thing about it.
If I was on Pointless or something, that would be my dream question. What? Character in programs that you never see. Right, okay.
Don't ask me for any other copies. I like who. Yeah, like Sue. You got Sue.
Polly. Yeah. Who? No, no, no, no.
She's never in it. Oh, right, okay. But you know everything about them. You never see them.
See, I don't understand. Sue Frasier is one of those series that I love Cheers. Cheers. One of my favorite comedy series of all time Cheers.
Never got into Frasier. I was written by the same people. Isn't it? It wasn't like the next series that they did.
Yeah, it was just. I don't understand why I never got into Frasier. I watch it every day. I think Frasier is so clever.
I don't know why. Yeah, which is not here. It is clever. It's more.
It's more. It's quite a British humour, I think. It's really, really, I think, high-brow, intellect-wise. Yeah.
That's all. I can't go on with that. I can't go on with that. I can't go on with that.
Oh, you must like to say. With the sudging elements. They don't go for the obvious. So there's scenes where it would be so obvious for, in other comedies, they would just be weaker.
So they would go for the easy-get. We would finish with the joke or they'd finish with the sentimental thing for being fulfilled. But they kind of just leave it hanging and it fades out slowly. And then the next episode starts.
So it isn't cheaping itself by going for those obvious. I must give it, because I'm sure someone of the... Some every morning on Channel 4, isn't it? I mean, what?
I mean, I'm actually... I'm actually with the magic of the scene. I can't stand that magic on there. No.
How many series have been then? Eleven. Really? They all have different accents.
The macarons? Yeah. Two of them are Irish. Oh, I definitely.
One of them are cotton. I look like curtain when I go running. Like that. Big shorts.
Still. Just thin legs. Yeah, do you wear a little cut off? I mean, I don't know if I'm wearing a jumper or something.
Yeah. No. What are you swearing there? High vis.
I don't know if I'm wearing a high vis. I thought you had to do from behind. I thought you had to do from behind. I thought you had to do from behind.
I thought you did really well. Do you see him coming? I saw him coming. That's what I'm coming.
Luckily, they were able to come off. Probably more. Alright. Before we go on.
It's here. What do you wear spent though, when he was having spent? Well, yeah. Exhausted it.
I'm trying to talk. But you did show a lot of fun. Did you see the shine on his boots? Amazing.
It's really a top pattern. This is great. It really is. It's here.
Is it rude? Yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
So, yeah. Being anyone watching without the episodes now is a particular. Well, listen. If you are watching this, and kind of listening to this without watching the show, thank you very much for your patience and support and your support.
And please carry on this into the podcast. We've got some cracking ones. We really are. It just appears because the corner is the one to have us.
It's really poor. I don't think so. That's something we might just use the episodes to go to sleep, too. Or to wake up?
Well, you do have money, dressed in a t-shirt. If you're going in the back e shorts, what's it like to wear back e shorts, Ross? he shorts Ross flapping around all the shots you wear a flapping around no no short slide air attendant perished perished I mean it's 22 something is it minute 22 oh my god who is gonna be there around the corner I bet you're never the guy who played extra number two man sitting man sitting in a news that bloke look at that I recognize him fine man there now listen if you record the number of seconds I'm on screen here you say that is indeed well and so what was your instruction what did they tell you today sit here and there it was a drink I had a drink it was it was just be a guy in a pub but the guy outside pub in the day you don't drink her so I thought well if I was outside the pub I would have a phone and I would just be on it sucking on my beer point now I can remember when I think I had a bit of a internet beef with you because I said that your performance wasn't very good because what just naturally if someone went up went oh Terry you'd look up and you find I just looked there that screen grab must have been milliseconds because you literally glance up as a second and there he is again look I mean you know you are now it's legendary status legendary status you just win at life all the time especially comes to this country with the boots you know the nice legs when you got the boots on yeah we are the best view oh when we were on stage and you come walking on with your tight jeans it was like a cross between Theresa May and like Bambi as a child but you did it elegantly I thought you had a touch of the Tina Turner's okay yeah yeah and it almost rolling what it needs to be from a story of your life when you have your movie made of the story of your life that is the end shot if you walk on stage and then I can see the scene the camera is behind you between your legs with like a light shining so you can see the silhouette of your legs with the boots on me you can see you can see you like the end see the audience behind in between your legs and but it's sort of like a silhouette of your legs with the boots and it's almost I think you like that he's in good sort of rock and roll pose or the conservative pose and you know feet as wide as you know falls and you just stood there but it's like all glistening feet as wide as you want. But I also think that if they ever do an amateur dramatics version of Rocky Horror show you've been your friend for the one played by the other guy.
Richard O'Brien. I did a fancy just version of him. Very good. That's my jacket.
I hadn't got a lot of hair anyway. No. Thank you. No you didn't know what the door was.
Never had a dead old door. No. No. You know now though.
It's those rocks isn't it that look like an archway. You know now though. You've just landed. You've heard the key.