Anyway, thank you very much to us for watching radio. Twelve, mate. Could we tap and wait? We'll tap and wait.
It's a nice event. That's it. I-I, if you're into the earth, we'll run it. If you're a robot.
I'm trying to have a lot of room in this. Free store. And we've got our road listeners. We're both, we're concubile, won't we?
Back in the day. We've been, we've been concubile, Rome. They love it, don't they? They love us.
Give us roads. Yep. Schools. Healthcare.
Healthcare, asset. Yeah. Sewage systems. Do we systems by ducks?
By ducks, nice. You can walk up half, half houses. Yeah. Or trees.
Home sex, well, yeah, I know it was a Greek. They gave us that. Yeah, but the Romans liked it. They liked the idea so much they took it on board, didn't they?
Yeah, they listened. They went for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they got that.
And gods and shit. They gave us a lot of gods. They probably gave it to the gods more than most people didn't they? Yeah, they thought, well, they just thought, they were quite good.
Because they'd be like, they'd go somewhere. And that people would be like, we've got these gods. And they'd be like, I hope we could go to actually. We'll have them.
We'll have them. We'll have them. We'll have them. We'll have them.
We'll have them. So they're like, you can do that. You can still fucking praise them. But we're going to call them and submit a different name.
But it's the same fucking thing. But carry on. And they'd be like, oh, I fell off. Give us roads and we can carry on.
Yeah, you can do it. Yeah, you allow them to steer other people's gods, rename them and whatnot. Yeah. If they give you some roads, mate.
Because without roads, you know, where you get into the shops and stuff. Exactly. Yeah. And I think they did invent the spa.
And that as well. I'm pretty sure that's where they came from. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cos I was someone else wanted.
Cos I was probably a bit of a jungle or something. Oh yeah, maybe. Yeah, that'd be around a lot longer. Yeah.
I'm pretty sure the Romans aren't there fucking spikes. They had like, spart, didn't they? I'm pretty sure that's what it says. Like, you're all in it.
Yeah. Spart. That's where spart and comestral. I know it's not the same, but that's where it arrived from.
The language, mate. The language came, you know, came from there. Not saying it is a good spot. Yeah, it's where it's where it's okay.
It's doing it with that language. I mean, do your own research. That's what I'm saying. Do your own fucking works.
And that's going to ask you to fucking explain it from Fidio. When you can go online and look on the internet, same as everyone else. Just come and do it properly. Well, they come to a place, doesn't they?
You have come to a place. You've got another lovely selection. We've got 12 beers, we're telling 12. But we have.
Yeah, we're not sure what we could do with you today. Yeah, we're likely to be free part of you. Yeah, I mean, how much you dislike now. Yeah.
So we've just gone for the classic six. Oh, actually, now we've gone for seven. So I'm going to start off with a little cheat, Rosie. Okay.
Taste by the woken up. I've got you a lovely Ben Shores Bit of Shandy. Ben Shores Bit of Shandy. Yeah.
You're in one of these before? I've had a Ben Shores Bit of Shandy. Yeah, that popping. You know, I know you've had a busy day on the old's work site, isn't it?
It's been a warm day making it. I don't want you to jump straight into the beer, because I think you might. That's a bit too soon, I appreciate it. It's a wet or whistle.
So just do a little bit of that for you. Very much. A little try on that. Wear yourself up a bit.
Right, so now we're lovely like those. Oh, that's nice, isn't it? That's nice, man. That is nice.
Someone's got a little bit of a ginger beer, sort of like a little touch, a little bit of depth in there. Not just a classic Shandy, that's a bit deep and dark. It's a bit fresh in the inner. I mean, I should have put it in the fridge for you though.
That's fine. So this is Ben Shaw's British Shandy British since 1871. So I don't know what he was before. I don't think he was before.
He's just before 1871. Very much been Roman before then. So obviously, Roman, it's obviously been Roman forever, but I ain't saying it's only one moment when you can call yourself Britain now. We're being the background and shit.
We're not about that little wall up there. That really small wall that we can't really get to. We're stopping there now, aren't we? We're just going to stop there.
That's it, right? We've done it now, aren't we? We've completely been holding up there. So we need to go over that little wall.
Pointless going further. That wall's too small to go over, isn't it? I don't think it's anywhere. You couldn't step over it really.
No. Not safely. Not safely. Not safely.
Not a twist of ankle on that. Especially on the top of it. On the top of it. You're definitely going to make it.
You definitely have a tumble. Oh, yeah. You're about that. That's everyone going home.
Yeah. I'm definitely going home. If I'm great with me, I'm not going to get a bit of stone there, a bit of dirt on there. We've got a bit of gravel in there, mate.
I can't remember last time I had a tennis jump. So I don't want to be getting too close. You're worried, straight away. That's it.
You have one last week now, remember, when you like to go to the Grades of the Hand. Yeah, but I just want to make sure. Let me make sure. Give me another tennis jump.
That's it. I'm going to go to Nailedons. 12 tennis jumps, isn't it? 12 or 20.
Someone like that. Give me a twink. If you have a couple of tumbles, I can't do walking around. You may make sure you're safe mate.
Get your tennis. That's the way they say the name. Get your tennis. Get your tennis.
If you are tumbling, get your tennis. Have you got your tennis? If not, get it now. Exactly.
So yeah, so that's why they left and now is the end of it. So you're British, now Ben's your British. Nice though mate. That's very nice isn't it?
More accessible than it is. Yeah, it's accessible. You have a little caddy. Alcohol content.
It is nought points. I mean it doesn't even say. So I mean alcohol free, there must be. If there's nothing in that mate, people should be drinking that shit.
Yeah, by law I say surely that's about some sort of like nought point five percent. I think it's obviously, if it's not 0.5 or below, it's alcohol free. Yeah. So I mean it's always about this all free.
It's a bit of shandy. I might have to get a few of those in the band mate. Do you have someone away home? Get pulled over.
What you fucking? You stink of fucking beer mate. What you been drinking? Oh, that's a bit of shandy.
Yeah, it's not a trash bin. Come on Ben. You've got a good big up in there. Anyway, well that's a bit of fun to ladies and gentlemen.
Nice. Now let's move on to the beer proper. Wait, what can you pick that up? Fish and chips, come and come.
It's like a shandy bus isn't it? Yeah, you don't see shandy bus for shit anyway. No, show you man. You saw Ben's yours is smash and he back out the fucking beer.
Is it really? I can't see a shandy bus. No, I can't see man. It's a fucking bass beer.
No, no, no, no. It must be. I mean the shandy was always on fucking long in the actual fucking beer. Oh, definitely.
We can take one out one way. We can get one. Yeah, we've got a committee of a all that was produced for the wedding. I think it was Princess Anne sat on the cupboard.
I'm like, hey, surely. Yeah, I said I said sorry. I'm already sat there. Anyway, I've got a committee of a all from there and sat in there.
I've always cracked open. I think it's one of those. I think it's one of those beer. It's not a fucking alcohol.
It's going to be horrible in there. Yeah, it's going to be syrupy. I reckon. It's going to be syrupy.
I reckon. It's going to be a bit of a whole lot of alcohol. I know it's not just going to be horrible in there. Yeah, it's going to be syrupy.
I reckon. It's going to be like that fucking side of it. I don't know if there's some Ben's fucking palkin' he's like. Yeah, it's spitting up chunks of fucking gristle.
Anyway, on to the beer for a bit. Stop talking about silly stuff. Right, so it's the big innuoth mate. I've got from the Northern Monk boys.
Your monk? Yeah, I've got the Northern Monk. Yeah, we've known Monk to quite a lot of these days. We've had the old Ben Secret wedding, Ben's fucking secret.
Yeah, yeah. And we had that fucking bitter one. The bit orange. The Radner.
That was a fucking nice one. I think we've got the mango and quickly pear sour. I like the sound of that mate. It's got mango, quickly pear, lonesest and hibiscus.
It's part of their Caribbean range. They did like a, the old flaxdord, all different fucking countries. They've done Japan. They've done like Amsterdam, I think it was a Holland.
They play quicker fucking place. They produce beers based around their fucking shit that they have in those places. Yeah, I like that. But this one's the Caribbean one.
What percentage are we making? This one is, you make this whole bunch of hats rising. 8. Bang on 8.
Start with an 8. So we're going in big and bold this week. Yeah. Well, I think the fencials bit shandy mate.
Yeah. I mean, if you didn't have that before on the 8, give it too strong. Exactly. Because you've gone for a Ben's Shore.
I mean, you don't know what you're doing. You can springboard yourself without terminology in a big game. You springboard yourself. No, but you obviously pick it up.
Into an 8%er. Yeah. Regardless of what the 8%er is, you can, I mean, what is, how high can you springboard from a bit shandy? From a Ben's Shore.
I mean, Ben's Shore is probably the best one to springboard off. And you could possibly, I would say, probably springboard into like maybe 9.2. And that you'd be peeking it there. If you did have a classic shandy bass, I would be up to 11.5.
Right. So it makes a different rest pin. Yeah, exactly. I'm more of a spring to that.
A bit more of a bounce. It did, yeah. I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not as it is, but I think you'd be riskin' it to a higher than 9.2. Right, okay.
So we're doing the right thing right now. We're fine. We're fine. We're going to go ahead and do it.
Take that in, listen. Springboard yourself into an 8%. That's fine. Don't go any higher.
Just settle down. Yeah, just be candid. But yeah, but I mean, on your head be it. Yeah.
I don't want you to come into me with any injury. Oh, great. Yeah, springboard into a 9.8. That's a good old crack, wasn't it, there?
He's ready. He wants to be drunk. He's saying drink me, drink me. Right, so nice looking can.
I'll give it that. It's a classic, well, a nice black top. Probably not black bottom, we've already discussed this before, haven't we? Probably silver bottom, mate, but black top.
Dip, black top. Yeah, silver. A nice green wrap around it with lovely, kind of, western-dese, like little stickers and fridge magnets sort of things. Like you've been on all of these.
Like you've been on all of these, exactly. Come on back from all of these, ain't you? We're on all of these, right now, what can we make? We are on all of these.
This one. I tell ya. It's paradise, it's got fucking hamsters. That smells like paradise, mate.
I smell it. I smell it. They smell like paradise. Oh, fuck it.
Sowers. They're just weak, you know, they can't handle the sowers. I know we can't handle the sower, but when you get a good sower, that's delicious. I love weak, they're just in it, a sour now.
We get a good sour. Good. Wow. Wow.
That is, wow, that's fun. That's zesty. Yeah, that's all over the shop, mate. Me.
That's like, when you first have that gulp, it's like pure fruit. Yeah, but then push it down and you do have like the, it's almost like they're drilling into your tongue and just dropping in IPA. Yeah. Not like loads of it, mate, but they're going deep into your tongue.
They're drilled. The zest and all the sour just sit on top of their, just put a nice bit of IPA or something down there. Yeah, yeah. We've got a couple of other monk like sowers.
There's sowers, a lot more hoppy than not yet. The other sowers you want, which is just basic sour and sour. Zing, zing, zing. Zing, zing.
No. Like, like, say, there's a lot more, it's got that sort of like hoppy floral finish to it. Close to a bit. Yeah, close to a beer.
Yeah. It's quite syrupy. Yeah, it is. It's marmalade style, isn't it?
Yeah. It's a bit of toast. I mean, if you had a bit of toast with butter on it right now, that would go down perfectly, wouldn't it? That would be fucking beautiful.
It's a fucking lovely job. It's good, isn't it? It's good, isn't it? It's proper juicing, isn't it?
That top fucking unbongo fucking juice note. Yeah. Oh, it's pure juice, but then it's just got that strength of a bit of it. Yeah, and the juice just disappears like that.
And then it, like you said, just goes to a fucking, like a beer. That's a good, you know, that's a lot of zest in there. That's a nice proper orange zest in there. Like, you know what I mean?
Christmas, Christmas oranges. Not some of the time oranges. Christmas, Christmas. Yeah, exactly.
But you wouldn't, if you were drinking that and I said, do you think that it's over? What would you say that? I don't think you would taste the name of the original. That's a prize, yeah.
So be wary. I mean, if you use, again, if you use the bed jaws, you'll be fine. You'll be fine. You'll be fine.
You'll be fine. Just be wary. You'll be wary. You'll be fine.
Just be wary. You'll be wary. You'll be wary. You'll be fine.
You'll be wary. You'll be wary. I think it's the hibiscus, isn't it? It gives it that sort of florals note to it.
It just sort of peeks it, isn't it? It's zingy. Dry, dry, dry. That's not dry, mate.
No, it's not, is it? But I think that's because it's got that more, like, bitter beer, like, like, pale ale sort of finish to it, isn't it? Yeah. So it's not quite as...
Yeah, it's more, really. I mean, it's tricky saying it's a sour, isn't it? I mean, it is a sour. I would say it does, it is a sour.
I mean, it's probably, it's obviously been wild fermented or what in that sort of shit. Yeah, I mean, it is a sour, but I know what you're saying. But it's, it's creeping. I mean, you could probably use that in a bridge in a right circumstance.
You could probably put a traditional sour in front of that and that could bridge you up to something. You know, there is a, there's a journey there to be had. But, no, I'm not having a... It is beautiful.
And that is a 440 mil can, ladies and gentlemen. And it's just, it's got Trinidad and Tobago in there. It's got Haiti, Belize, Barbados, the Parmers. Anyway, you want to go in and find a whole new mate.
Yeah. All the beautiful guys got a cheeky little fish. It's just a lovely can. Yeah, the fish.
Is that tiger fish, mate? Tiger, tiger, tiger. It's got a bit of tiger fish, isn't it? Yeah.
Yellow and black. Well, it's winky-caught, nothing else. Yeah. Dogfish, I know.
Got parrots while in there, mate. Yeah. And it's got Cuba, Jamaica, Nevada, Got turtles. No, it's, which turtle would you say that is?
If you were to gamble on a turtle, who is it? It's probably Raphael. Do you think? Well, he's brave enough to knock out.
He seems like one. He's got one down up in New York, yeah. And he goes off his own quite a little. He's probably...
He's just sitting there, he's just enjoying the fucking pint and that, in fucking... In all of the Cuba, he's just doing the fucking... Oh, yeah, but he keeps his coat on the whole time. Yeah, so they want people to be like, oh, I'm shocked you're a turtle.
Yeah, he was just like, well, let's take a little one. Exactly, exactly. People like a bit more. I think it's the new, because obviously people are quite prudish, aren't they?
Yeah. Just in nature. Yeah, okay, yeah. It's the difference between bikini, you know, thong to bikini or something.
Yeah, but there, you know, you might raise my brows, mate, but no one can say anything to you. Yeah, exactly. You are covering up. Yeah.
Whereas you don't do it. Exactly. So yeah, so as long as you wear this as a hat and a hat and a hat and a hat. Yeah, yeah, I agree with you.
I probably is a Raphael. Makes them. Yeah. I mean, the other ones, my crowns, those two stone, leave New York, Leonardo, and Don't turn into a hat.
Yeah, Don said not even a sewer, let him even fucking New York. No. Leonardo is too busy, like making sure, like, trying to lead anything in place and that. I've got with that, you know, just to make sure the streets are clean.
Yeah, totally. Yeah. And then my clan's always, he's a party dude, but he's not going on his own volition. He's got him there.
He's got him there. He'll be happy. He'll be happy. He's going to plan that.
He's making a pizza. I mean, he's living a good life. I mean, he's happy. Yeah.
And he's talking about a time ago, yeah, one day I'm going to go to Belize. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, definitely. This next year, we saw that out boys definitely.
We definitely don't even fucking saw that. It was a fucking time. But that, yeah, lovely drop well done to the old Northern Monkers. That is, it's nice.
I have saved it. I haven't, I can smash that. It's too enjoyable. That's nice.
It just hits a tongue in a different way. It's just, I can say, zest on the tongue, but it's a good body behind it. Good beer behind it. So it's not going to be, you think that was too fruity for you.
Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? This is a happy medium. Yeah.
You can still taste, yeah, still taste some hops in there. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, don't panic. What's up?
Yeah, fuck off. Do anything you're supposed to do with a fucking dream. Well, could you turn the rate that mate? Or is it hard to say?
Just off one. Would you need to have a couple of them to really... What would I turn the rate out? It's not a four, I would go for.
Because, again, we love a sour and we do it and it was a good bridge and it's so fitting it in. But the peak sour is for me. We've had some peak sour. And the peak sour is for me is probably that fucking Ronnie Corbett.
Beautiful. And the fucking mango smoothie perts. We'd be placed that more in a smoothie category than a sour tag. You can't knock the old Volkswagen Bro in classic OG.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't say it's good as a Ronnie Corbett mate. The purple motherfucker was called.
Yeah. It's not as good as that. But it's darn near quite. You can knock it.
But that's a perfect fucking summer's day. Like the Vauxite is a perfect summer's day. The Ronnie Corbett's not wearing purple. It's not around.
You can have it anytime and yet. I do think it's a noise street for Christmas. Yeah. But it could be any point in time.
But I think if I was there and someone said, fuck it like a day today and they said, I've got a start with purple, I've got a fucking Vauxite tropical sour. I'd go with a tropical just because it's sour. It's a beautiful first. It's horrible because it's always holding that candle.
That purple candle. That's hard to turn down. They'll open front at you. I still don't know if I could turn down the purple candle.
It was dinner. I think it was. It was as a birthday gift. It was a birthday gift.
It was my birthday gift mate. If I had one of those every birthday, you know what I mean? I'd be happy. I'd be happy.
I'd be happy man. It's just knowing you're. It's coming. You wouldn't have one.
You're just doing no fucking. You're going to enjoy it on your best. Fucking it. I get a card from you and it's shaped as a beer.
And I'm going like, oh, is he? Oh. It's not like a car. It's a car.
It's a car. Yeah, no, I'd like that. Yeah, that is a good one. But yeah, no, so yeah.
I'd say I'd give it a four. Yeah, I'd probably give it a four. I'd probably give it a four. If we could, again, if you put the point percentage in probably a three point eight or something like that.
Yeah, we don't point that. I'd give it a four because. I think it's above average. Oh, don't think that's the thing.
We were pointing in. It would be an hour. I'm giving it a four. I'm not dropping it down.
No, I'm not dropping it up. Yeah. It's not a good work, but that one. It's nice to have a stick.
It's nice to have a stick. That's a fucking good one. Yeah, you can stick it on. Yeah, just a moment.
It's a mango and prickly pear sour. Yeah, but no other monk will eat. Lovely drop. I think I can say before, if you go in the other monk and you give me a fucking email and actually you get free shipping on your first round.
So get over there. They're good lads. I've never met them. And it's probably not just lads.
Again, it's women and shit. Yeah, that's like saying guys. Yeah. You know, it's loose at these days.
I might say dudes. The dudes. Yeah, dudes. Yeah, fuck.
This is come from another one of our sponsors, my wife. She's keeping this up for me. No, you know, my sister's doing my wife's. Nice.
So she went out to the shop to the other day and she brought a couple of beers for me and she brought her like. She knows me well and I did like all of them. She picked up. I saved a couple of cheers because he's a special man in my life.
I wanted to treat my life. Well, I appreciate that mate. I respect it as well. I appreciate it.
Yeah, that's nice to hear. So what we've got for you today is it's a limited batch from guenelobe.co.uk. It's called the peanut butter and raspberry jam pale ale. It's refreshingly redeeming.
It's a 440 mil can. And the percentage on that one is 4.9. I like 4.9. No, it's C20 in the wild.
I mean, I might not pronounce it in guenelobe. What would you say you'd say about me? Yeah, guilo. Guilo, I'd say.
That's a hard one. Because I'm just trying to break it down. It could be G wheel or something. I mean, it could be broken up.
Guine, guine, guine, guine. I can't believe the area is on there. It's a Cantonese term meaning ghost chap. Cantonese slang term used to describe foreign settlers in Cantones in the 16th century.
The affectionate slang term used to describe foreigners in Hong Kong. Exceptional craft beer, born in Hong Kong brewed by Talon. Expectation in the bubble modesty. You can take the guilo out of Hong Kong, but you can take Hong Kong out of guilo.
And that makes sense. It's got a bit of kanji on the front of there. So it ties it all together there. I mean, should they sell it a little bit to them or to us?
Because it's... I mean, you've got to read it, I suppose. Yeah, it's not a word we don't. Maybe they just need to say Cantonese beer or something.
You know what I mean? Ah, it's a... In collaboration with the old brewery, your boys. Ah, well, I'll be down.
No, damn, they can't do it. We have not been disappointed by a... I've never been a beer. No.
So it's obviously... We know beer maybe is obviously based in Hong Kong and this. Nice. See that?
Smell that for me, actually. It's jammy. Here it comes. See that fucking bouillon boys?
It's not red though. So when you're thinking about this, I mean, does that have a nice little... Red hue to it, but it's definitely more of a classic beer orange, if you will, on the Pantone scale. If you look for beer orange on there, that's what we're...
That's what we should pick up. It has got a little bit of an amber hue, ruby hue coming through during it. It's not... Yes, it's not a definite fucking red red.
Hey, you're a monger. Thank you very much. That is a nice looking beer. Wow, so fucking hell.
When I open up, it's like jam. When you get it, when you get it... That's like a drumstick, mate. Yeah.
You can just wear that peanut on it, like, on the back, like the fucking back of it. The first... It's like you should start. It's like you dip the drumstick sweet into the peanut.
But at the front of the drumstick first... Yeah. And then your tongue gets around the peanut, because it's definitely finishes you right up. Yeah, because it's never...
We haven't sipped this yet. It's just about the fucking peanut. From this distance, it's like jam. But the closer you get, it's fucking peanut.
Well, is it, right? Man. I'll go for a strong one, mate. That is...
I'm just rolling on you. I really like that. Yeah. I like that.
That is fucking jam and peanut. That's like a fucking jam and peanut, but that's like a fucking jam and peanut. If I was eating jam and jelly, you know, if they say over a phon. It's like...
It's like... It's jam... It's peanut butter. This...
You know when you have a gimmick there and they say it's got this, that and the other in it. And you can pick them out, but sometimes they're not harmonious. Yeah. Kind of amalgamation.
This, mate. This, mate. Whoever's... Whoever's dabbling with the science of this shit, they get an A star, don't they?
Oh, fuck it. You handed that in for some homework. Yeah. What have you done to me?
You are getting A star. That is literally... They probably don't even do A stars anymore. Do you have any numbers?
Numbers and I'll break out my little lads fucking shit coming on the other day. I was like, what the fuck? One fucking two, three, four, four, six. One's good.
Yeah, I can't remember. I mean, I was like, A B T B, I mean, I fucking rap bullshit. So he sent the numbers and then there was a table, what the numbers corresponded to in old terms. Oh, money, yeah.
Yeah, in old terms. Well, not in old money. Exactly. I don't know what the fuck is this in?
I can't remember. I think one is good and then it goes down the scale. So one might be an A fucking star. No.
But it's like a two could be like an A to B. So what is it then? Yeah, I don't know. It's that sort of shit.
You're going to go in there and kick off. So what is it? I would get my fucking hate skills down. It's bullshit.
And he's fucking... He's fucking... He's fucking... You probably don't need to use taking your own too much.
No, just a little bit now is now again. He's not now. I fucking pop it. But don't.
Like, I fucking... There's always more intelligent news. He's just letting play on that. Like, he fucking...
He's already mugging me off of his shit. So, you know, he's better than a fucking old man and all that. So like, maths and all that bullshit. He's fucking...
He's fucking... He's fucking... He's not any serious. You say, what's one plus?