959: World Record Hypocrites, Deserted Island, & the Oldest Crayon

We survived our live event! And better still we got to meet amazing Brainiacs and Susie got to witness Sarah embody the ghost of PeeWee Herman. It was incredible. We share how we violated one of our sacred principles when we participated in an activity we've previously railed against (we did not climb Mt. Everest). We discuss the woman who was left behind by a cruise ship on a deserted Australian island, and we debate how she died. Sarah reveals the age of the oldest crayon, but more importantly, we learn what it tells us about the human spirit. We talk about a controversial OnlyFans policy that is creating a MLM structure to the site. Sarah theorizes why costumes are getting hyperspecific, and Susie is mad about it. Plus, we learn about the female pitcher who struck out Babe Ruth, and why some people are calling foul.00:00 - Surviving Our Live Event and Sarah's Pee Wee Herman07:41 - Our Hypocritical Involvement in a Guinness World Record13:05 - Finding Safer Online Dating with Hily App16:07 - Woman Abandoned on a Deserted Australian Island23:17 - Get Cozy with Luxurious Cozy Earth Products25:33 - Who's Liable in Extreme Sports Accidents? 30:53 - Discovering the World's Oldest Neanderthal Crayon36:52 - Human-Grade Nutrition for Your Feline Friends38:47 - Creativity as a Shared Ancestral Spiritual Trait41:41 - The Disturbing MLM Structure of OnlyFans BOP Houses49:08 - Why Halloween Costumes Are Getting Hyper-Specific54:43 - The Female Pitcher Who Struck Out Babe Ruth01:01:49 - The Joyful Entertainment of the Savannah BananasBrain Candy Podcast Website - https://thebraincandypodcast.com/Brain Candy Podcast Book Recommendations - https://thebraincandypodcast.com/books/Brain Candy Podcast Merchandise - https://thebraincandypodcast.com/candy-store/Brain Candy Podcast Candy Club - https://thebraincandypodcast.com/product/candy-club/Brain Candy Podcast Sponsor Codes - https://thebraincandypodcast.com/support-us/Brain Candy Podcast Social Media & Platforms:Brain Candy Podcast LIVE Interactive Trivia Nights - https://www.youtube.com/@BrainCandyPodcast/streamsBrain Candy Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/braincandypodcastHost Susie Meister Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susiemeisterHost Sarah Rice Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imsarahriceBrain Candy Podcast on X: https://www.x.com/braincandypodBrain Candy Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/braincandy (JOIN FREE - TONS OF REALITY TV CONTENT)Brain Candy Podcast Sponsors, partnerships, & Products that we love:Black Friday has come early at https://cozyearth.com! Right now, you can stack my code BRAINCANDY on top of their sitewide sale — giving you up to 40% off in savings.For a limited time, get 60% off your first order, plus free shipping, when you head to https://www.smalls.com/braincandyWant to feel safer in online dating? Download Hily from the App Store or Google Play, or check out https://hily.comGo to https://www.liquidiv.com and get 20% off your first order with code CANDY at checkout!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.